John Finally Tweets About Kristin Hookup Rumors!

It all started with a blind item about a musician dating a reality star - and for days it's been rumored that Jen Aniston's ex has been in a secret relationship with The Hills' vixen Kristin Cavallari...
So is it true? Not according to John Mayer's hilaaarious Tweets! Check 'em all out below:
- "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis."
“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
“My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”
“I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
He's quite the wordsmith! But is he telling the truth or just being the joker he always is?
And where's Kristin's denial!
We wonder!
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