John Mayer Says Jessica Simpson Was "Like Crack Cocaine To Me"

*wipes tear from corner of eye*
I always somehow knew she'd be a wildcat in bed. Oh John, you lucky, lucky, lucky bastage. At least now I look at their pictures and dream. You've gotten to enjoyto enjoy the vixen and then the sweet one, and then the faceless groupies. This is the ultimate male trifecta essentially.

This punk has NO CLASS talking about women he's dated. No wonder he can't keep a woman longer than a few months....

Loser... nothing about him is interesting - not his thoughts or his music or his face.

ewwww just the thought of jessica simpson having sex is disgusting there is just something about her that is nasty like herpes nasty, and john mayer is a douche bag he cant keep his filthy mouth shut to save his life, i would never want to date a man like him ever, he is all around a immature and rotten bastard...there is nothing good about him, well, maybe some of his music but the thought of him while hearing it ruins even that for me!

Jessica Simpson the girl that cries CHRISTIAN another wolf in sheeps clothing, here she is nastier than crap in bed a real life whore and then talks about prayer and god why cant these people start walking the walk, instead of just talking the talk, she is no better than any other person but she tries to make herself into some saint, if she did what john mayer says then i have lost any respect i might have had for her...gone gone gone. she is a dirty scum bag whore. not only is she clingy and tries to smother men she also uses her female parts to try to keep a man as well how sad she doesnt for once try using her head and her morals and values that need cleaning up to get and keep a man..

I have to agree with the other posts, Jessica is always talking about being a christian but from observation she walks on the wrong side of the road, there is nothing worse than a person that puts themself on a her dad should be ashamed of her.

so disappointed in Jessica Simpson I thought she was so much better than this, no wonder men pass her around and drop her like flies on shet, crack cocaine one of the worst canparatives a woman could ever have applied to her status as a female,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Pathetic. This boy...and I do mean boy... is quite possibly the most insecure human being around. I'd be so pissed and embarrassed if I were any of the women he has been talking about. And to you people bashing Jessica...you are all crazy if you think most christians don't have pre-marital sex. She may preach christianity, but she's only human after all. She was dating the idiot (certainly regretting it now I'm sure). A whore? I don't think so. Give me a break.

i wish we could take this scumbag and send him to mars along with tila tequila and lindsay lohan for company...ya maybe throw in perez hilton...would make this world a better place for the rest of us

somebody ought to whip his scrawny ass. as for her, being a christian doesn't mean you are Jesus, only that you are a follower. everybody sins including the above posters who love to bash others. so don't think you are better than anybody either. worry about your own ass. pre-schoolers

i have always wanted to bed her

this is awesome...Jess is so beautiful and also a sex machine? kudos! and john..well he´s just a loner..coz he sucks as a person. he´ll pretty much end up like Jen. difference is Jen is too wonderful and havent found someone to afford her cuteness.

What a dick! What kind of decent man kisses and tell?! I don't think he's all there to be honest. What's the big deal about him anyways? He's ugly, but he gets all these big name celebrities to date him.