John On Jen: "Something Wasn't Right"

pizzing own dat horse faced beyotch turned pizz boy off heeeeeeeee!1no one wonts that sk ank ho. hur hole must stink of tuna she is dum az he.ll know book smarts- onlee coochee pozing smarts. hoe been in therapy 20 yearsssss an she still thear heeeeeeee

YAWN. Who cares. People break up. But if he thinks this is gonna stop the media attention that is on him he's delusional.

That's so sad :(

Dayum old tired used up bit c h,
DUMPED Again.
WTF.
Thank gawd John.

she is fcking ugly in that foto. everyone dates her then don't. what is wrong with aniston pathetic azz?? i hated john with her. they looked mix matched. mother and son. aniston dated a urineator, how low is that. ja is no girl next door, slutt more like it. fake hag.

Oh yeah John, you think Aniston is smart?? They why is she so stupid and fall for you, who in the end dumped her? Why didnt her smart brain figured that out before it happened?

I really think Aniston is an idiot for choosing all the wrong men, and losing the best man she got Brad Pitt!

JM is gay. That is what he meant.

GO JOHN!!! THE FRIENDS REJECT IS TABLOID QUEEN POISON AND SHE IS DISGUSTING!!LMAO!!!!!POOR JEN_ HERE WE GO FOR THE THOUSAND TIME_PULEEESE THEY LEAVING FAST AS THEY CAN!!!LMAO!!!!

I use to feel bad for jennifer when her mariage ended . She goes from one guy to anotha. I see the light now. Jennifer has mental problem. Brad got caught in it and was decent to try and make it work , the otha men can't stand her for few months. Jennifer mental problem .

another notch on the bedpost for both of them. Jen and John both need to get tested for STD'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor poor John, he went from the worst to the best and still he's a loser...... Who is going to take him on now????? Maybe Amy Winehouse, or Rumer Willis?????????? lmoa YOU LOSE John!!!!!

STD JENN, AN SHE IS ADVERTISING FOR A MAN ON THE NET! STOOPID WHOR.E YOUR VAYJAY IS AS OPEN AS THE ATLANTIC!
SHE IS STERILE TO! JOHN HIT A CLINIC OR TEN!

9:42 Yes, That is what he meant. JM is gay.

Uh,being 30 is not too young to think of getting married and having kids. Especially when you have a hugely successful career. Guys that can't commit at that age and still want to "play the field" have other issues.

what would you say to a 52 year old man who has been divorced twice and says he has no idea where he is going?

I'd say seek help!

probably so rofllmao

JA knew what she was getting in to. He does not have a reputation of being a good b/f. Boy is trying to come to terms with his sexuality.

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That is why Vaughn was in Miami at the start of this. Vaughn talked Mayer through the whole process of what he did, and how they faked it for the press. All so Jen could be alone, without being bothered by relationship pressure. Vaughn said he found the situation “unfulfilling”. Mayer wanted the press and was game. That is why the sincerity was missing. That is why Mayer couldn’t make eye contact with her in the pool. That is why they are both full of compliments for each other, MORE THAN WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER. That is why he was dancing on the beach with a fat man, stoned, while the press were talking marriage and children. THIS FICTIONAL RELATIONSHIP WAS CREATED AND ENDED FOR MONEY AND CAREERS BY THE SAME PEOPLE CALLING UP ACTORS AND MODELS ASKING “DO YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT WANTS TO DATE JENNIFER ?” >>>YOU PEOPLE READING ABOUT THIS : YOU ARE AN AUDIENCE : IT WAS CREATED AND ENDED FOR THE DISPOSABLE INCOME IN YOUR POCKETS <<<

PR objectives : (1)to give the client positive press to increase net worth (2) to defend against negative press from the press given to exhusband, with regards to Cannes, and the birth of his twin children (3) give the actor/participant positive press, to generate increased capital, with regards to his musical tour and promotion. At the end of the 3 month contract, bot parties will split ways amicably and all reasons will be ambiguous or contradictory so as to minimize negative press.

“It’s reached an awful level. They really need boundaries and it’s a really tricky thing because there are so many people saying, ‘You’re a public figure, you deserve it, you ask for it’. But nobody asks for that kind of intrusion. I didn’t sign any kind of paper saying that is going to come with the job.”

Mayer is the ugliest guy on this planet, and I mean ugleeee! She looked desperate following him all over the world....poor Jen.

He kinda reminds me of Lyle Lovett. I loved her with V Vaughn.

worse is watching him sing. those faces are so contrived. he just makes me sick in every way.

To anonymous 10:50/10:51AM -- I would think Aniston would have more class than put herself in that situation appearing as a desperate woman, no? Interesting observations though. Heard about this but didn't think she would lower herself to do that.

she is messing up by always dating celebs. they obviously are only shallow success climbers. she needs a good business man. someone to support rather than try to hog all the glory like Pitt and Mayer.

Poor Aniston got dumped again. Just like Omarosa said "Nice girl got treated like a doormat.". Jennifer is too nice.

Pitt didn't hog all the glory, the glory came to him because he's a terrific actor and person as opposed to Aniston's talent. I'm glad he's with Angelina...he's living a blessed life now not a shallow one as he had with Aniston. Look at all the good he's doing in the world now since he's moved on with Angelina--rebuilding New Orleans, etc.

yeah, like brangelina dont court the press with their do-gooding. she is a bloodsucking freak and he is a wuss in it for the glory.

but this isn't a brangelina thread. back to Gayer

THEY WERE NEVER EVER IN A RELATIONSHIP. The whole thing was tabloid fiction. Created by her management team. “There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing” : THERE WAS NO RELATIONSHIP. THERE NEVER WAS. That is why she is acting with a hired model immediately to balance the throwback from this and laughing at how stupid you all are. It is her revenge to act for the public like this instead of letting the tabloids spin.

11:29 That actually makes sense. I could never see what a woman like JA could possibly see in that man. I get it now.

11:05 : after her divorce she sort of had a breakdown and couldn't deal with the pressure that society/media was putting on her to date. She wanted to be alone and still is. Her team came up with this solution. They find her men, she has public dates, with public diplays of affection. they plant stories about how much better the current date is than Brad. Then after the novelty wears of. He is released and nobody is to blame. They are under NDA's. Whatever her personal reality is, is hidden. But I do know that these public relationships are not real and are purely for public consumption. People expect her to be Rachel Green. She isn't.

I think he's like a hired faghag.

Why is she so desperate for the attention? Is she trying to show her ex that's she's doing "great" without him. Sounds like it to me, she's trying to prove something to someone but she's just making a full of herself.

if you examine carefull : there is NEVER EVER any reason to break up and there is NEVER EVER anyone to blame. That is why her management team are calling actors/models up, and asking do they want to date Jennifer Aniston. If they say yes, they will get publicity. They will not get sex, only public flirtation and after the contract is up. Nobody is to blame. Jen has always put her career before motherhood and family and things are no different now.

aybe she doesn't have time for a relationship or is enjoying her freedom. That makes sense too. Brad and Angie will bust up before she remarries is my guess.

and Bradley will hardly be stud muffin as a father of 6 lmao.

11:38 -- oops! ...fool of herself, not "full"

John Mayer will do ANYTHING for attention. That is well known. Paul Sculfor wanted to become an actor. Vince Vaughn knew that pretending to be a couple would make the movie gross higher, and it did. SO they all entered into her sitcom based games to feed the public. To them, this is their CAREERS. To YOU, the AUDIENCE, the READERS, you think what you see and read is reality.....with information caught by paparazzi and voyeurs. It isn't. She wants to be the very thing that nobody will let her be...... single, alone and rebuilding her life in a better direction.

she isn't making a fuul OR fol of herself. she knows exactly what she is doing to avoid the media and their fixation with her dating. She has a script in her hand most anytime you see her.

They made for an unusual couple at best. A gorgeous and sophisticated woman with a homely man with a sucking track record just didn't make sense.

I admire him for being the father of 6 than for being a studmuffin. He's more of a man being a father. OOPS, must stuck to Maniston.

you missed the point 11:48. When he finally runs away from Angie or vice versa, he won't be much of dating material with 6 kids.

11:47 well, actually, I don't think she even comes close to being gorgeous, that's for darn sure. Nice hair and body though.

I agree 11:51. And everyone knows it's just matter of time before they stop pretending to be in love.

yeah she isn't gorgeous, but compared to him she is lmfao

I mean really. Who'd you rather? John Mayer or Tony Romo? Uh, ROMO!

True. I def see why he and Pete wentz are best friends. Two weird dudes who at least have experimented with "boys".

Really. I'll take the jock any day.

BRAD AND ANGIE WILL BREAK UP...THERE RELATIONSHIP CANT STAND THE STRESS OF 6 KIDS......ANGIES BEEN ON A BIPOLER HIGH FOR A FEW YEARS MAKING CRAZY DISISSONS FOR ATTENTION AND BRADS JUST GOING ON THE RIDE...JUST WAIT IT WILL ALL CATCH UP WITH THEM SOON..

If this guy can bag Jennifer, I have a damn good chance!

poor jen, poor jen, poor jen ..hehe, every otha dam month it is poooor jen.

an it iz forever brads fault, vince fault scafords fault, johns fault, back to brads fault, ARE WE FCKIN KIDDING, it is this broke down hoe's fault, she is the common denomintar.. jens fans want heare it, it is forever brads fault ..I feel sicken by thiz stoopid beoytch!!If a woman who is 40 in a few months repeats hurslf ovah an ovah in relationships, gets pees onby a known playa, an ja fans still say it brads fault!!pleaze bishes its jens fcking fault. she's fucking stoopid.

They staged the relationship to battle what was against them for that few months. Now his tour is over and her movie does not come out until November, they ended the contract.
If indeed they were together as a couple, she needs to grow up as a woman. Her bad choice of men has ruined her reputation completely. Her ex husband ends up with a lunatic woman and she herself goes through a big garbage bag of men, whom left over from whoever recently.
This could be her last chance to do the stunt because if she is not seriously wanting to be with any man, she will be alone. No one can turn back the age and be younger. Once you make enough money, you need to be family focus on yourself, the role of woman you are created.
Both of them are as bad and as guilty for what they did to the public.
But again, who cares!
Who is next? LOL

touche 12:01

actually touche to both 12:01s!

11:51: No, I didn't miss the point. He still would be dating material and material with a huge loving heart...(a bit tired though maybe..lol). They are living the life they want right now, not the fake life of JA. Mayer makes me want to regurgitate.

It's really not that hard to see through the PR stunts these celebs do.

lmao @ brangelina aren't fake.

jennifer is a hoe, been that way, open yur eyes.

12:02 ITA. cox is prolly hiding, avoiding jennifer.

12:02 all of this is wayyyyy over your head. give up.

1209 Ia with 1202 peeps blame BP fore JA all the time. JA needs to be her own woman. BP is no longer a part of her life. JA anit poor. JM dumped her. 1209 fck off.

12;02 READING YOUR POST LOWERED MY IQ GO BACK TO SCHOOL.....YOU WANNA BE GANGSTA

Reading the comments above...I can see why our country is in the position it is.
Get an education and learn to speak English...FOOLS!

LOL @ 12:09 fck off. That was an intelligent reply if ever I heard one.

12:16 is hopeless and can't get the big picture. I never waste time arguing with an idiot.

but 12:02 gets the dumbass award of the day!

OMFG 12:02 gets the great post award!! That fugly hoe anit poor or pretty. Long azz monstah face.

12:02, 12:09, 12:40 -- are you trying to impress people with your stupidity, spelling, and language? You must be 15 year olds trying to act like adults but your posts give you away. You are a disgrace.....

He has no class. He denies being dumped too much and tries to make public believe that he is a dumper. If he was a man enough, he would never make that kind of comment. He would just say " we mutually split " and that is about it.
This guy is a liar.
Anyway, it does not matter who dumps whom at this point. Both of them are pathetic and tried to get public attention to rectify their personal problem and career.
Hollywood world has full bag of tricks.

Surely she didn't sleep with that dickhead.

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something wasn't right all right: JA doesn't have a p*nis.

Interesting that he was trying to stick up for her! Obviously he thinks that the media treats her badly. And he is right. I don't think that she seems to upset about the break-up so they just ended it and will move on with their lives. He really didn't need to talk about it though not really a great thing to do.

I think Jennifer Aniston is a lying phony azz ugly bish. John might be bi- Jen Aniston is a phony- open your legs wide STD carrying member ho ho. SHE GOT HER long faced azz played. LMAO.

STOP TALK OF BRAG AND ANGELINA,GET OVER IT! JENNIFER IS BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVES A BETTER PESON!

STOP TALK OF BRAG AND ANGELINA,GET OVER IT! JENNIFER IS BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVES A BETTER PERSON!

Shut up John!You lost points with me now..

Did anyone actually believe this was gonna last? Maybe she has learned a lesson about all the rediculous PDA's for fucks sake. All this John M loser has done is used her and now he can say he dumped Jennifer Anniston. As if any woman with half a brain would hook up with this skank now. He's over.

i wanna suck her toes and cum on her feet.

You can 7:49_ ask her- the beyotch wood fck a roach if she could. Go Jon way to dump that crusty wh.ore. Next_fck search continues. Aniston close the dead sea who.re.

Brad's rebuilding New Orleans? What? That place is the same mess as it was the day after the hurricane. He gets his photo taken with a shovel in his hand, thats it.

8:36 better than havin mayer video tape you as he pizzes down your ho azz back. like anask,ank. bcith gave 3 used purses de otha day wit her name on it, an wants too bea in a cancer telethon hehe, hoe smokes blun,ts and is a compulsive ciggy user, ugly false beast. brad is helpin an others. im frome shreveport i no. the poste up thread waz rite, poe jen- it's brads fault, i'd never have guessed you plain jane uglees, fans of the manbeast wouldnt' start on b&a. lmao lmao

I think they had a good time and it didn't work so they called it quits.
Simple as that. She doesn't have to
set up fake publicity. She can't leave
the house, say hello to a man or anything else without it being all
over the news. She doesn't look to
upset to me. Actually I think she
wishes the press would let up a little.
I think the press even got to be too
much for John and that is going some.
He usually goes out and looks for it.

I enjoyed seeing Jen get out and have
some fun for a change. She looks good,
is healthy and she should enjoy herself.
She's single and if there is a break-up
so what. She is never going to meet any
one she wants to be with if she doesn't
go out. The rest of the world does it
so why shouldn't she. Lifes too short,
enjoy it. She didn't get drunk, get
arrested or anything like that. She dated a man and didn't marry him. I
would bet that has happened to both
men and women all over.

Who cares for real?

He shouldn't have blabbed to the press. It reeks of I-Dumped HER insecurity. Not too gentlemanly. It's gross, actually. He needs to learn to just keep his mouth shut.

As per John Mayer "I dumped Jen" wow she is in a much lower position than before dating John Mayer. WOW! Jen wanted to be a Gwyneth Paltrow but got denied. I guess John said you ain't gonna use him.

she should have given Brad six kids.

He is such a media whore. His sincerity is so full of shit.

What he really is saying "I'm John Mayer!!!! I might be ugly but I still can get the chicks (and some guys too)!!!!"

John-STFU

Be honest, Aniston had way too much class for your ass. I'm going to call the radio station and beg them to stop playing his stupid Say song. Makes me want to hurl.

Jen may as well just turn gay. She can't keep a man for shit and is getting pretty old to keep playing the field. If she does indeed want kids she should really adopt cause guys know that she's desparate for a kid now that her eggs are almost dried up and that is a huge turn off.