John's Newest Ex Says He's Heartbroken Over Breakup With Jen!

YOU SPELLED HEARTBROKEN WRONG!

"HEARBROKEN SHOULD BE HEARTBROKEN..

LOL..FAIL

Quiet ..Crickets chirp.. nobody cares about either of them.

I heard Jen was pissed he invited himself to the Oscars after she told producers she had no intention of going. He figured there was no way she would dump him after after such a big red carpet appearance. Guess he was wrong. Hahaha!

like i'd believe anything scheana what's her face said.

This chic sounds a little bitter since John denied being with her and his friend called her delusional. She has no place talking about their relationship. I thought her 15 minutes were up 10 minutes ago!?!? She really needs to stop talking. Its making her look worse.

I thought John Mayer's fame was up 15 minutes ago. WTF happened?

“chatting with Britain’s Heat magazine”…………THEY ARE MAKING THE STORY UP ……BASED ON WHATEVER SALACIOUS FICTION THE EDITORS GUESS THAT THE READER WANTS TO HEAR. FYI The newspaper industry is in financial collapse…….simply because it is printed, or spun, does not mean it’s true. 1% of the people in the USA own 42% of it’s financial worth…….and whatever is printed and sold in a capitalist economy, is for one reason only, TO MAKE MONEY, to feed a debt spiral. So it really is no surprise that a magazine, with no regular readers since it was only launched in 2007, has an uphill struggle to maintain readership. So they invent stories……..and the media, operating like some soulless echo chamber, devoid of integrity or responsibility to TRUTH, repeats ANYTHING, as LONG AS IT BRINGS A FINANCIAL RETURN and does not get them into trouble. This woman has no power. The can say whatever they want to. Just like Mallory Lane, who was also used as a pawn in a big business power game.

Mayer likes to kiss men. He likes their cock. He uses woman for publicity. PERIOD. Mayer is an attention seeking FAKE.
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“He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Dam- right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the as- to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go as- to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson. I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls…“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem.

"Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin."
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Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.3:23 AM Jan 31st
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"Let me just tell you that Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins,"
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"I'll be Jennifer Aniston's (HIRED) Oscars boyfriend."
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"Bull-twitter"

The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It was a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, (contractually) Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and Vaughn etc…. He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their "relationship" was a SHAM from the beginning. The TWITTER "break up" excuse is a joke; they have no reason to "break up" and now they know audiences know they were faking it, they don't even care to explain. They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumors for publicity...etc...Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production: same as TBU. What people posting don't understand is that she doesn't want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don't want her personal life effecting the film's gross return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU (same as Sculfor). They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn't. It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.

Here you again...
I'm getting tired of it....
Are you crazy... get some help
GET A LIFE

Jen said her life is a "man made soap opera that has been written and I’ve been assigned a certain part and everybody has their characters"
She uses tactile photo games, exaggeration and platitudes to show industry strength : of Steve Zahn who she barely knew before : She said: "He's the best, my favorite. He's my absolute love. I've known him for so many years."

“There are moments I do get a little holed-up and I just don’t want to deal [with the attention],” she told us at a press day for her new film, “Management,” this week. “Fans I love,” she said. “[It’s] just this sort of man-made soap opera that has been written and I’ve been assigned a certain part and everybody has their characters.”

GET A LIFE .....
YOU ARE SICK.....
GET A LIFE ....
YOU ARE SICK....

"I'll be Jennifer Aniston's Oscars boyfriend."
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"It was ALL.... 100%.... ENTIRELY ACTED.... he was (badly, egotistically) playing a part: since day 1 : AND HIRED BY CAA. OK ????"

..........the reason that the fictional news item was placed that : "Mayer and Aniston have been secretly dating for 3 months was because they timed the Miami photoshoot 1 week before Cannes. Why? Revenge and CAA's fear that Jolie/Pitt's second appearance on the red carpet, would decrease Jen's return value on Marley and Me by millions and millions of dollars.........

This competition is the reason Marley and Me went head to head with Pitt's film at Christmas. She is finishing "The Baster" while he just finished "Basterds" and Jen's next film, the bounty hunter has the same story as Mr and Mrs Smith. It's all revenge. That is why Mayer, Sculfor, Bouma, Vaughn were all hired...........to make Jen seem hotter and more exciting than Pitt/Jolie....... THAT IS BUSINESS. You have NOTHING to do with her reality. You don't see it. You don't read it. You don't write about it.

"Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin."
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Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.3:23 AM Jan 31st
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"Let me just tell you that Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins,"
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"I'll be Jennifer Aniston's (HIRED) Oscars boyfriend."
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"Bull-twitter"

11:50 : you are the worst in human nature
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How challenging is it promoting this big fun family movie when the public seems to be so curious about your own lives?

Aniston: I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress.

Wilson: This is the nice part. You get to talk about the work.

Aniston: I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest …

Wilson:… the worst in human nature.

Aniston: And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president. It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man.

"As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the as- to shut you up"- John Mayer
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"Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls…." - John Mayer
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“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem." - John Mayer

AGAIN YOU ARE SICK
GET HELP
AND AGAIN YOU ARE SICK
YOU NEED HELP

YOU ARE CRAZY
PLEASE GET HELP
YOU ARE CRAZY
GET SOME HELP
YOU NEED HELP

12:05 : Did you ever wonder, in your blind faith to tabloid lies, what are the REAL reasons she "can't keep a man ?" and do you ever wonder why these are timed at certain events, Cannes, movie parties, film productions etc.... ? Now Jen's on top of her game, CAA are no so paranoid and maybe she will start to be real soon..... .....but for a while.......there was a big fear that the divorce could relegate her career to the stack of the other "Friends". No, I don't "need help", hahahah !!! But maybe you need education against publicity based fiction that controls what you read for money. You are one person, 12:04. This is about the perceptions of MILLIONS of people. Get a real life perspective on this, not a tabloid education. Get some work experience at an agency. Get some work experience with actors on set, or in a production company, or media firm in LA, then you will get a clue. EVERYONE in LA knows what I am saying is right. You don't because you are one person in the audience....living in a bubble of disposable income and disconnected from the industry that creates this.

Jen has known Steve Zahn for a long time. He was on the Friends show a long
time ago. Everybody talked about how
much fun they had making the movie, even
the director. I think this Scheana just
wants attention but maybe she doesn't
really know how to get it. She just doesn't realize how she sounds.

12:14 : HE WAS ON ONE EPISODE OUT OF 10 YEARS OF WORK WITH MANY MANY WALK ON PARTS........THEY WERE NOT CLOSE. HE IS NOT HER "ABSOLUTE LOVE" : THAT IS MORE MEDIA HYPERBOLE AND PR MASKING.

12:14 : Your opinion is worthless. The talkback will be forgotten in a week. All that speaks in business is money. Money is increased by audiences. Audiences are increased by perceptions and positive spin/hype.....that is why every week "JEN'S NEW MAN !!!" headline appears and then the men, quietly disappear for now reason..... they are selling you PR-based sitcom drama to increase their bank accounts. IT IS THEIR JOB..... Jen's personal life is hidden.

seriously.........if you are still believing this "JEN'S NEW MAN" crap, you have a short term memory loss, or must think that there is some reason all her relationships quietly fail, while the new ones are announced with capitalist vigour. There must have been 50 "JEN'S NEW MAN" since her divorce.......last week it was Bradley Cooper.......the week before it was Brad Pitt.......the week before Jen was a lesbian...... the week before Gerard Butler........the list goes on and on and on and on......

Here's a news flash...most of what you find on blogs like this is done for entertainment and publicity with the coorperation of the celeb PR teams. If it attracts traffic to the site and to those who advertise on the site not much is off limits.

.........and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on......

12:27 : N0-SHIT, Sherlock ?!

AND I STILL BELIEVE YOU NEED HELP, YOU ARE NOT HEALTHY ...
ON EVERY SITE YOU WRITE ABOUT THIS
YOU ARE REALLY SICK AND YOU NEED HELP
GO GET HELP
GO GET A LIFE

There are some truly weird psycho people on this site. Let me take a wild guess, the moon landing was a fake too. The earth is really flat. Elvis is alive and well and selling shoes at a foot locker in Indiana. If you all think Mayer and Aniston are so fake, why do you keep reading about them? Why do you keep commenting on them? And why does 11:47 keep pasting and copying the same ridiculous nonsense in post after Jen post. For MONTHS and MONTHS NOW. What kind of loser are you?

11:47 and all of her other posts. What a wack job. And she claims to work in the 'biz" and claims to have the real inside info. I think she might be posting from a psyche ward.

you fools .....she is in NY filming a movie and he is in LA working on an album. that is why they are not together right now. i get sick of reading all the jen and john bashing.....its getting really, really old

Yes, he's in LA working on an album. And she's in NY shooting a movie but they are not together anymore. Thank God. Jen dumped John because she got tired of his John Mayerness. I'm sure his schtick just gets annoying after awhile.

OH MY GOD. What the hell is wrong with 11:47? How much time and energy must have gone into that I can't even imagine. But I absolutely think this poster needs to go see a shrink.

1:36 are you sure they are not together anymore. thats what we all thought last time.

Psycho Angelina Jolie has psycho fans like 11:47 who is obsessed with this idea that Jen is taking something (money, fame?) from Jolie and thats why she is writing these endless crazy posts and trying to discredit Jennifer.

You will all be eating your words when they get back together this summer, they spent last summer traveling around America for his concerts, They are in love.. John said on twitter that the tabloids are now calling him a gay womanizer , so funny!!!

You will all be eating your words when they get back together this summer, they spent last summer traveling around America for his concerts, They are in love.. John said on twitter that the tabloids are now calling him a gay womanizer , so funny!!!

You will all be eating your words when they get back together this summer, they spent last summer traveling around America for his concerts, They are in love.. John said on twitter that the tabloids are now calling him a gay womanizer , so funny!!!

i wish they would get back together. i loved them as a couple. they always looked so happy

I dont know guys.........after what JM said & did after this 2nd break-up, I dont think it's a good thing for them to be together again. The guy said in front of his fans that Jessica Simpson was a better lay than JA, according to fans who were in the Mayercraft cruise. He also said to TMZ that he would have done a tell all book for $5m, not $10m per Star Mag. Then before he sang Heartbreak Warfare, he said it is miserable to be w/ someone who is negative. Come on guys, even if his rep says the song was subjective, JM meant to let people know who he is referring to. And this cocktail waitress was someone he met during their relationship....who knows if he has been cheating all this time? Well, I've seen a video interview of this new gf, I cracked up----this is the woman he chose? I am not going to bash her but E Online reporter was making fun of her. Anyway, JM is clearly out to get as much attention as he can get just to prove something. He even met up w/ Jessica, the girl he had blogged abt, the girl who, a witness in a NYC club where JM, brother & friends hang out w/, said that JM made a crack at Jessica & he was dating her at that time. The more he talks the more I doubt his manhood. How can someone be so into himself, navigating to see what everyone is saying abt him & then talks abt it....isnt that strange? He maybe need therapy. I am getting sick of him now because he just proved he is a user, kisser & teller. And what's this abt all music for him? Did anyone see Charice, Arnel Pineda, Susan Boyle?.........maybe these people should be an inspiration to everyone, not the young singers/musicians we have out there who use all kinds techniques to be in the headlines or to be pictured. These people just go out there and sing from the heart, that's all we need to hear. I think they are the best who we can say have talents.

7:50 : you are a capitalist's puppet following other people's lies for their bank accounts......