When John Met Penelope

Penelope was one of our favs in Vanilla Sky.

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SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

at least Nick has class and respect for her lady (Vanessa) jess you blew big time.

at least Nick has class and respect for her lady (Vanessa) jess you blew big time.

This site is so weak! give it up!

I don't concider a man who cheats on his wife to have a class, how come Nick didn't have class when he was with Jess.

I don't concider a man who cheats on his wife to have a class, how come Nick didn't have class when he was with Jess.

This man is so ugly....I can't understand what women like on him?
I'm glad it is over between him and Jess.

Sonia with who? there was no prove of him coming out of people houses or spending a night out and going home with them a.k.a bam mangera, john at the grammy, adam and least goes on and may be papa joe. Jess thought money and beauty can by love, and man but just a booty call

Sonia with who? there was no prove of him coming out of people houses or spending a night out and going home with them a.k.a bam mangera, john at the grammy, adam and least goes on and may be papa joe. Jess thought money and beauty can by love, and man but just a booty call

that photo is obviously fake, yet you make it seem like it's real. that photo of penelope was her going to the club with shakira - you can even see shakira's hand on penelope's arm.

FAKE PHOTO! WE'RE NOT STUPID!!!

Can someone say "photoshop?"

Can you say "cut and paste" - how many hands do you see in that picture? Who belongs to the hand with nail polish? Hmmmm?

I wonder if this is even true. I can't even see these two together.

Penelope is so NOT smoking. I don't get all the hype about her.

Penelope is so NOT smoking. I don't get all the hype about her.

what a mess. how many hands are there?

well, they DID say "pix" and not "pic", so they're saying that it's more than one picture. Technically they're not saying it's a real photo.

Nice fake photo, morons!

THIS IS SOOOO PHOTOSHOPPED! I used to read this site but no more. BUNCH OF FAKES

THIS IS SOOOO PHOTOSHOPPED! I used to read this site but no more. BUNCH OF FAKES

I SEE 5 HANDS ????????

What is with all the hands? Seems like a doctored photo.

What is with all the hands? Seems like a doctored photo.

This picture is completely and obviously photo shopped together. You can really tell around their shoulders, Johns is blurry. And where did the hand with the blue polish come from? And if you really start looking you can tell Penelope has been cut out of another picture!! FAKE!! The story might be real but the pic is fake!

i thought you guys were above posting fake photos, and to think you claim to be better than perezhilton...NOT!!!

Whos hand is that holding on to penelope ?? blue nail polish??

Lord, there are a bunch of hands. What a load of crap X17! I'd rather have less photo's to look at that are real then your fake crap!

Nice photoshopping. You forgot the other chick's hand, dumbasses. Too busy kissing Britney's stank ass?

aaaarg. I can't stand that Penelope twit!

Her accent is the dummest I've ever heard, it grates like chalk on a board.

You'd think she could learn English to work in an English speaking country like ours.
She's supposed to be an actress,no?

why the crappy photoshop job? Please don't tell me I gotta go to that damn Hilton site.....ew.

Actress hahahaha. Nope.

Boinking Tom Cruise didn't make her an actress, just a scientologist groupie.

Ditto for boinking Matthew.

And acting these days is not exactly brain surgery, all it takes is a couple of good movie, look at Angelina.

Moreover, almost all movies these days go to DVD quickly, very few stay on the big screen very long.

i could do a better photoshop job with my eyes closed...this really disappointed me because i just started enjoying this site. :(

What did Jessica do to him? He looks uglier then dog sh!t here. In fact he looks like Jessica here.

Why is there a third hand coming from his stomach? Totally photo shopped!

Why is there a third hand coming from his stomach? Totally photo shopped!

My brother is on that tour and Jessica is still around.

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Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira with Shakira cut out....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira with Shakira cut out....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

Southern Harmony, what do u mean Jessica is still around the tour? She's busy at the gym working out to prepare for her movie. Lots of her videos/updates are in this site.

Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira with Shakira cut out....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

That Photo is completely photoshopped!!!

That Photo is completely photoshopped!!!

Southern Harmony, what do u mean Jessica is still around the tour? She's busy at the gym working out to prepare for her movie. Lots of her videos/updates are in this site.

He is wearing purple nail polish???? Both of those hands on Penelope's arm have purple nail polish on them. This is certainly a doctored photo.

Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira with Shakira cut out....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

SHOPPED BUNKNESS~!

SHOPPED BUNKNESS~!

Actually, they look better together than him and Jessica.

Nice photoshopping! Lame

It looks photoshopped but she is more his type for sure and if Jessica is still with him than she's a pathetic fool.

i know right who didn't catch idiots lmao

I think he definately scored the digits but the pic is photoshopped for effect.

dumb! this is fake

If she wants him, she'll get him.

photo is fake, but Penelope was nominated for Best Actress for Volver...can you say the same thing?

and don't hit the post button twice folks, just so your post can be on here more than once...it says your comment will post in 5 minutes.

you should really let people if the photo isnt real!its not even subtle!bogus site

Ummm...I don't think they're trying to pretend like that's not a photoshopped pic, they said they were spotted together at the same place on the same night those pix were taken, they even linked to the story with Shakira in the photo, they just did that for effect!!!

It's a clear fake, but who did it. My guess is it was John or Jessica. These two clearly are not honest people.
Jessica has been faking pictures to, like the guy she was posing with outside the gym.
Bottom line-these two are totally together and John is trying to give the appearance that they have broken up.
This just makes Jessica a big asshole, this man totaly disses her in the public eye and makes her look like a desperate whore and she still stay with him. Jessica is very pathetic.

John Mayer is just soooooo dirty looking! What's the appeal?

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IF IT'S FAKE WHATEVER. ALL I KNOW IS THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER IS CREEEEPY.

UH you are a photo agency and you posted a photoshopped picture (even I can tell by the numerous hands in the middle). Seriously, you people are eff-tards.

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Hey, X-17.

Next time you want to FAKE A PHOTO of them supposedly together, why don't you make one where Penelope is SUCKING HIS JOINT.

At least it would be more entertaining.

Just keepin' it real.

PHOTOSHOPED LOOK AT SHAKIRAS PURPLE NAILS AROUND HER ARM
PHOTOSHOPED LOOK AT SHAKIRAS PURPLE NAILS AROUND HER ARM
PHOTOSHOPED LOOK AT SHAKIRAS PURPLE NAILS AROUND HER ARM
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PHOTOSHOPED LOOK AT SHAKIRAS PURPLE NAILS AROUND HER ARM
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PHOTOSHOPED LOOK AT SHAKIRAS PURPLE NAILS AROUND HER ARM
PHOTOSHOPED LOOK AT SHAKIRAS PURPLE NAILS AROUND HER ARM
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THIS PHOTO IS TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
SO LAME!!

uh if this is a photo that hasn't been shopped, then penelope would have to be about six feet tall...umm me thinking nay

Yeah we know it's shopped.
Real question, why is John Gayer wearing those gay clothes this tour?
Why is John still with that low life Jessica? I guess that's what they were fighting about in mexico, she had to hide during this tour and she didn't want to. I see he won so the rabbit had to go hind in a hole untill he call.

Ugh, I just don't get the appeal of mayer!!

Ugh, I just don't get the appeal of mayer!!

that pic is sooooo doctored....look at the hands...i mean come on

Looks like some creativity going on with the photo ... possibly a bit of editing. Too many hands for two people and something or someone has been edited out in between them ... but that's just my opinion.

I don't think was trying to pull anything over anyone's head.
They was just showing a visual, we all know Mayer got her number and secreatly hooking up with her, but still with dumb head because she is too stupid to move on.
Like Mayer said in his comedy act "maybe he broke up with you and you just don't know it" that goes out to Jessica.

The photo is obviously doctored...it's a bad photoshop job. The point is not to pass it off as authentic but emphasize the fact that he got her number and they probably will get together in the future. Jessica Simpleton is stuck to the bottom of his shoes.

What a bunch of PHOTOSHOPPED crap!!!!!

Nice fake photshopped photo there, X-17!!! Losers!!!

Wow.. I always enjoyed X17's stuff.. wasn't aware you were that into photoshopping though. Guess I shold've figured though. Are there such things as honest paparazi? Really though, these photo's were on here yesterday.. seprately.. great that you think your viewers are moron's. You just lost one of your moron's.

photoshoppeddddddd

Why is everyone focusing more on the fact that the picture is photoshopped(which is obvious)than whether or not he got her number, which is what the story is really about? In my opinion, he probably was just working the room being friendly and talking to different people and the NY Daily News is just trying to make something out of nothing. People magazine had a report of Shakira and Penelope being at his after-party a few days after it happened and it mentioned something along the lines of he spoke to her, but nothing about getting her number.

That picture is doctored.. look at the extra hand in there with the blue fingernail polish.. really I expected more then that

COOL!!! John Mayer has a hand coming out of his stomach!!! he even paints it's nails purple!!! I always knew he was too ugly to be human!!! he is an alien!!!

as a photographer this is fucking lame as hell. remember when photographs used to capture moments? now people like you create moments that never happened using photoshop. get a real job. sheesh.

here's the original picture..the one without John Mayer..it's only penelope and shakira.

http://www.hola.com/galeria-de-imagenes.html?imagen=/cine/2007/06/11/penelope-shakira/imgs/shakira-penelope1a.jpg

very nice fake photo x17 online! i am sure you could have done it better!

no ARDA penelope cruz ya!

i'm tired about her xP

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