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Whatever it takes to sell your album these days! UK singing sensation(?) Peter Andre signed copies of his new single "Defender" at ASDA in London today and, mysteriously, fans had camped out since 8pm the night before to get in front of the line...

Maybe Peter's learned some tricks of the trade from ex Katie Price? He's definitely starting to dress like her, that's for sure!

Katie Price (aka Jordan) has already revealed that she was raped when she was younger, but now the UK glam model is saying that her attacker is "a famous celebrity"!

According to The Daily Mail, Katie even said that her ex-husband Peter Andre knows who it is, but she still won't reveal the perpetrator's name.

Katie reportedly said, "A famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who it was. It was years ago before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time."

Think Katie will ever tell us?

Nooooo! I thought these two would last forever and ever!

According to The Sun, the tannest couple in the land has called it quits. Their management company released the following statement:

"Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time."

Please let this be a publicity stunt! Even though these two look a bit ridic at times (hello, self tanner and too much makeup!), we will always have a special place in our hearts for them. Work it out, guys!

It's pretty rare when you see the whole family out together, but Katie and Peter took all three kids (yes, even Harvey!) out to Malibu for the day.

Do you think they intentionally color coordinated, with the entire family dressed in either pink or blue?

It's not really that common to see ladies traipsing around in public with a head full of velcro rollers. But Katie's British, so she can get away with it, right?

Well, normally I'd cut Katie some slack, but this is the second time she's done this! Yes, really! And to think...she went to LUNCH like this!

Think there's any chance she's just doing this for attention?

And we're sure he loves his little Princess, too! Katie Price might be overseas, but that isn't stopping her hot(?) hubby from posing for pix with his kids for the paps. Just another day in Malibu!

But seriously, baby P is really cute. Like really. She looks just like her mom!

Not according to Elle Woods, but Katie Price is no Elle Woods!

We spotted the Brit import and her now hot hubby sporting her fave color for a run on the beach this weekend.

Hey, it matches her fake tan!

Let's forget for one second that she's carrying a purse in the shape of the White House.

But WTF is that on her skirt? A nod to the confederate flag? Right underneath a shirt that preaches "Peace" and "Love"?

Being a Brit, she's probably not aware of the significance of the that, so we'll forgive her...for now!