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Jordan And The Giant Eyelashes
Posted on Fri Apr 25, 2008 01:59 PM PDT
It's Jordan's last day in the USA, and she clearly wanted to put her best face forward for the cameras - except she seems to have forgotten that they were filming her reality show, not a documentary on drag queens.
We've seen some pretty big ones - eyelashes that is - on celebs over the years, but Jordan (who is best known as a "glamour model" in England) wins the grand prize.
We're just praying Jordan doesn't start her own line of fake eyelashes and fingernails - then again, it might be helpful when Halloween rolls around!
Just a second, I think I need to put more eyelash glue on!
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My Eyes! - Mar 02, 2009
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Jordan's Ex Peter Andre Isn't Afraid Of A Little Man Cleavage - Oct 26, 2010
It's Over! - May 11, 2009
When In America... - Mar 28, 2009
My Eyes! - Mar 02, 2009
My Mom Has The Same Outfit - Mar 01, 2009
Comments
Oh My God!! two chinchilla's are attacking her eyes!!!
How stupid!!!!!!
This gorl has Such potential to be a beauty. Hot bod, pretty hair....and Ewwwwww, her face and makeup...and choice of Godzilla boobs...not at all right.
um yeah that looks greeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
this whole black and orange halloween look she is doing with her face is cool i guess...looks better than the 1980's busted barbie doll with frosted pink lipstick look i suppose
no i don't suppose at all. I just needed to mention what she looked like before. it really doesn't matter what she looks like, this bitch has awful taste and can't do her makeup for shit. She always looks like she's done her make up in the dark. I can't stand it.
people are just hating on her. hot body, great face, and with a lil help from good stylist she could look a whole lot better. tone it down a notch she looks blk not orange. paris hilton is orange.
who is she? she looks like an alien from the red planet.
check out christina aguilera pics she looks 10 times worse. tranny mess!
Glamour model? Only with photoshop and in England.
2:51 Bullshit Alert!!!
her poor baby girl, she is soooo ugly and she will have her pretty mom to be compared to her whole life....like rumer willis and her man chin..so sad.
Is she looking for that freakishly queer looking husband of hers?
I love her, not even going to lie
Who is this twit? It she the same sickly skinny Biach in pink uggs from yesterday with the fugly husband?
No one in the USA cares!! Go back to the UK!!
i feel bad that she can't find clothes to fit her they all seem too small haha
Who is this guy?
she looks bad on this pic but she's actually very sweet. I met her once on celebs club'Searching Millionaire Dot com'.We had nice chat.
she looks like Cookie Monster with those ridiculous eyebrows. I know. Zoe, the orange monster on Sesame Street since she's so fucking fake with the orange face. So hideous!!!
x17 needs to pay their photogs cos they keep supplying splash with the same pics.........FUCK OFF
why do you give her any publicity???
her and peter andre are just common muck trash!
why do you give her any publicity???
her and peter andre are just common muck trash!
Resorting to pictures of British transsexuals? WTF? That's hard to look at.