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Katie Holmes, Culture Vulture
Posted on Thu Nov 2, 2006 07:08 AM PDT
Let's face it: when most of us talk about going to the theater, we mean that we caught a screening of Borat. Katie Holmes, however, isn't "most people" - last night, we caught Tom's bride-to-be taking in a preview performance of UCLA's Samuel Beckett celebration in her swanky black tuxedo! And judging by the smile on Katie's face, the evening was clearly an indulgence for Tom's babymomma - but could that have been because of Beckett's famous intellectual rigor, or her overpowering fiancee's absence? (As for Tom, we couldn't figure out where he might be - maybe he couldn't resist the siren song of Borat!)
The portrait of class
"Hurry up, Godot - I have a performance to catch!"
Katie's date - super-publicist Paul Bloch
Bloch, you might recall, was chosen by Cruise to replace his sister as Tom's publicist - could Paul be trying to cerebrally counterbalance all the Scientologist brainwashing to which Katie's been subjected ever since teaming up with Tom? I mean, Samuel Beckett was hardly a Clear!
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Comments
Seems she is starting to get too thin.
Holy Posh. Did she cut her hair?
poor thing...she is dealing her awful rich life with anorexia..for sure, she is getting too skinny and it is a pitty cuz she was a real size chic...well what to do...even her family could help, no real friends, brainwashed, what a waste of a life!
what a geek! Publicity stunt. When does she spend time with her hairy baby?
thin my ass... look at those thighs! Calling someone "skinny" is the new thing to say
He thighs may be a little big for the rest of her body, but she IS getting really thin quickly. She looked fine before.
She could use some butt implants though. Has she always had no ass? And I mean NO ASS. It's completely flat back there!
Her thighs really aren't that big. She's just been buying the wrong size and cut of jeans.
She looks like a gentelman....
http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/
hm, i think she looks really good. especially compared to certain other "celebs".
She is yummmmmmmy.
She looks horrible!
Katie Holmes played tomboy Joey Potter on Dawsons Creek.
Scene after scene, she shared a bed with HUNKY Dawson, and did NOT have sex, EVER!
When Katie was in Paris, she was seen in a white tux, a rather updated manly version of John Travoltas "Saturday Night Fever" famous outfit.
We have heard the reports of how Tom is working really hard to get Katie back down to her prepreggers weight, ie, tomboy Joey Potter.
If you look on katie Holmes web page there are a TON of really fancy, pretty, danty, girlie photos. All taken before Tom Cruise got a hold of her.
Now once again she is out and about dressed as a boy
I wish I had her boy!She's got a better body than a lot of people!
What a treat to see her beautiful eyes! I love that she sport my favorite color Black. I'd marry her and have lots of bat sex in my cave.
Soundproof the mansion and lots of condoms,Alfred!
atman :
What a treat to see her beautiful eyes! I love that she sport my favorite color Black. I'd marry her and have lots of bat sex in my cave.
Soundproof the mansion and lots of condoms,Alfred!
Posted by Batman | November 2, 2006 10:47 AM
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NEWSFLASH BATMAN.....Katie Holmes is NOT really A BOY, she just dresses like one.
And besides that, Tom has already beat you to HIM, (er, her?)
Katie is lovely. She's really come into her own since being with Tom. His class and style has rubbed off on her. It's too bad he couldn't attend with her last night, but I'm sure he was home with his children. Tom's a wonderful father.
"His class and style has rubbed off on her."
You MUST be joking. Or a member of the cult.
MovieSleuth you are so funny!! Sciobots are sooooo cool HAHAHHA. Go back to your TomKat lovefest message board....you know, the one you made Sunchick a mod of.....how stupid!
"She's really come into her own since being with Tom."
So who was she for ALL those years BEFORE Tom??? Oh YA! A sweet, smart, educated girl with a job & friends. Who needs all that SHIT!!! She's much better off as a STRANGE, controlled, cult member who DOESN'T talk to ANY of her friends anymore & apparently isn't allowed out in public without a cult handlers. She also isn't allowed to take the baby she had for Tom ANYWHERE.
AHHHH!!!!! The finer things in life!
what!?!?!?! i'm completely and utterly surprised by everyone thinking she is too skinny?? what the hell?
how disordered is today's body image??
she is not too skinny, she looks totally normal weight-wise.
fat=not healthy
skinny=not healthy
fat doesn't mean curvaceous!!
Movie Sleuth is right. Who was photographing her in 2004? No one. Who was taking her to Fashion Week in Paris in 2004? No one. Who has been paying for her Barney's shopping spree? Tom. I wonder if her parents are paying for her wedding? Nope, Tom again.
She's been in 1 movie in the last two years. She is a gold digger.
As for her super religious Catholic parents not approving of Tom, isn't her dad a divorce attorney? Isn't that against the church?
"Katie is lovely." Are you blind? The girl looks downright anemic. Also, with all of Cruise's $$$ at her disposal, you think she would be able to afford clothes that actually fit her.
Katie Holmes has no style, no talent and certainly not any inch of "class". She is just a little crappy actress pathetically trying to imitate Jacky O. She maybe thinks she is married to "an important man" whereas she is married to the most despised closet case in the US.
Yah Cruisazy's class and style has rubbed off on her ... did you notice that her buttons are about to pop on her blouse? Is that considered classy and stylish? Tacky, very tacky.
She is a laughing stock. No amount of PR bullcrap is going to change that.
KL. She can afford clothes that fit her. But she is NOT allowed to wear clothes that SHE buys. She has to wear what control freak tom buys her and she has to starve herself so she can fit into them, since he buys them too small.
He buys little boy sizes and based on the style of clothing I'd say he wants a small male.
Katie is excited here because she knows that soon the world will know that her hubby to be is the new head of UNited Artiist and MGM studios. Together they will become the most powerful couple in Hollywood and put Paramount to shame. Tom Cruise will always shine and just become better and better, I wonder what that old goat and his wife from paramount are thinking now? O well too late. The rest of you twerps can crawl back under your rocks and cry. The rest of us the majority, will keep going to his movies and love it.Power to the cruiser. Keep shining keep smiling and keep doing what you are doing By the way Katie is the prettiest lady in LA
Guys, Guys coll down and try to be objective, you would have agreed to marry tom and dont lie , I know you would, it is just because you are no bodies, with lousy lives, quit harrasing her, I think she looks gorgeous, and I agree she has more style after meeting tom.
Why do you think Toms movies sell alot, or why did you want to comment on her, because she is worth it.
I am all for people in love, I say better to love and hurt than not to love at all.
All of you supported Kidman with Urban, I did too, but look where she is.
My Advice is ease up a little and let the girl live. May be you will also have a dream come true, in the mean time go slow all of you, you sound so bitter and jaded
sHE IS LOVELY, I think she is a wholesome beauty
I agree compeltely with erose! 120% right. Katie looks fantastic. She is in no way near being to skinny. Tom was at the event although he was not pictured. She has grown up quickly and is a classic beauty. Everyone who says they don't care then why do you waste 5 minutes of your life talking about something you don't even care about. just ignore it. Tom and Katie are great parents and deal with it. Suri is a beautiful little girl and all the haters need to shut the heck up because they both work very hard. You don't see brad and agie's baby out around town now do ya? No one talks about them having a baby out of wedlock and then deciding not to get maried. People have done a lot worse things then simply fallin in love! These two have always been nice to fans and the media yet all they get back in their faces is pure sh**.
No matter how nice or sweet Katie might or might not be she will NEVER be able to REALLY 'fit in' with the rich & famous people Tom hangs with. No matter how many expensive outfits Tom buys her, or who he get's to invite her places for photo ops she's just not that kind of person! His rich friends are JUST being polite to her. IF & when they split people will just forget all about her.
Ummm... actualy we have seen Brad and Angie WITH their baby, and the pictures were candids .... taken out in public.
Most powerful couple in Hollywood? Doubt it. Laughing Stock of the world? No doubt about it.
Katie looks nice. I would love to know what kind of relationship her and Tom relly have. Is it real? Or is this whole thing a business arrangement? I used to like Tom but now he just comes across as a control freak who will do anything to get publicity. I think it is very strange that we haven't seen Suri out with Katie yet. Why are they keeping her hidden away?
They each kiss other people in movies or in her case T.V. with more "fake" passion than they have EVER shown with each other! They kiss like little kids, with hardly any contact!
Erose, You are SO F-U-N-N-Y, FUNNY!!!!
That post was a RIOT! I sprayed my soda ALL OVER my keyboard. LAUGHED SO HARD FOR 30MINS.
" Together they will become the most powerful couple in Hollywood and put Paramount to shame. Tom Cruise will always shine and just become better and better"
THAT IS JUST WAY TOO FUNNY! How do you think of such comical things to write?
Thanks for the GREAT laugh!!!
She has one of the most genuine smiles I've seen on her face in years. I guess it helps that Tom is not there. I hope this new independence thing stays. I just wish she would remember her old friends, like her ex Josh who she went to visit in London before she went crazy. hee
She really looks like Tom.
Katie is so HOT.
What's up with him dressing her in suits? She's looking rough. I wonder if she's getting scared as the countdown has begun?
If it's a legal wedding she'll go thru with for all the money. Even if it only lasts a year she'll be richer then she could have ever been on her own!
Katie is one beauty blessed from head to toe in more ways than one. I dont hate Tom but what a lucky punk.
Only people who are hurting think of hurtful things to say all the time. No one is perfect, but I think Katie is a genuine person and I really love her and I think she is beautiful. I will take her any day before any of Cruise's Exs. Any way what did you want, Tom to go for L. Lohan or P.Hilton? Get a life, you arent going to see any more genuine love han that in Hollywood.
I like Kate, I think she looks wonderful and I am not a hypocrite so I will say, I would have done things tha way she did them, dreamt about T.C, fallen for him, thrown all caution to the wind and and loved him.
I agree that Red stone heard about the MGM deal and went on the offensive, he thought t.c would go under if he was humiliated and he has now discovered that he was soooo wrong. Any way isnt he about to die of old age? SO nothing he says can stop T.C from becoming even a bigger success.
Redstone said his wife made him throw TC out, how old is this wife, who until last year was lusting over T.C hoping that now that he is free of .P. cruz she had a chance, then come Kate and she knew all her secret plans for Cruise when Redstone died were out of the window, now she is bitter!!!!!!! He.. he.. he. Dream on
to erose, yeah i heard the news as well. Apparently he bought a share of the company so in other words he wasn’t hired, he bought himself a job. Still, the challenge here is, is he going to be able to pull this off.. So many movie-goers have now been turned off by him and his stance on scientology that he may never get his image back. I for one will never ever go see another of his movies ever again, as long as he will associate himself to scientology. And i for sure am not the only one in the case.
Regarding Katie Holmes, it's sad to see how much she has changed in her clothing and hairstyle.. She used to look young and fresh, and dress her age.. Now she just look and dress like a woman in her mid-40s. How sad. She has aged 20 years in about 8 months. Looks like she is trying to look older than she actually is. I guess when you're about to marry a guy in his mid-forties..
Mina,
I don't think your problems are because Tom is a scientologist, because he has been for a long time, I think that you are a typical human being like the rest of us, you don't want super rich people to find love.......oh oh befor you stamp your feet in indignation, please think hard and don't lie to yourself because we dont know what is in your mind, but really, what have T.C and Katie done wrong apart from to fall in love?
We are so used to celebrities having fucked up lives and that is what consoles us, that if they are rich, atleast they are unlucky in love like most of us, so T.C and K.Holmes want to leave that norm so we decide to conspire to make Tom poor, but that is useless, the money he has now is enough for two life times, but like all rich people, he is greedy and he wants some more, but believe you me, he is going to make more movies and they wont flop, look at Kate Moss, I bet you said she was ruined, how wrong we all wer.
But take heart, Tomkat will divorce and for us who write news, we will have somethings on our front pages!!!!!!!!!
I wanted him to date someone HIS OWN AGE!!!! I never thought he would be a dick like SO MANY other asshole guys who get stupid when they get old!
MY PROBLEM IS DUE TO HIS CRAZY SCIENTOLOGY!!!!! i WAS A HUGE FAN OF HIS FOR OVER 20 YEARS!!! BUT NO MORE!!! HIS CRAZY OUT BURSTS ARE NOT EXPECTABLE! I NEVER though he was so judge mental !! BUT he is just another crazy person who claims to be a liberal & really judges EVERYONE who doesn't belong to his CULT!!!!
McKenzie : ""You don't see brad and agie's baby out around town now do ya? No one talks about them having a baby out of wedlock""
1st. Angie NEVER PROCLAIMED TO BE A VIRGIN!!! Also NEVER CLAIMED to be s strict catholic. ANGIE IS CRAZY & A SLUT so that kind of behavior was over looked.
2ed Brad WAS married when he got angie preg, so it would have been hard for him to marry her & most people don't see her as the marring kind anyway. Katie made her career based on the fact that she was the girl next door & sweet & someone who wanted to marry & THAN have kids. Tom wanted the baby made up front. So people are pissed because she changed everything she SAID she believed in for money!
3ed You DO see Brad & Angie out all the time all over the world. Tom's kid isn't allowed out of the compound. And has NEVER been ANYWHERE with Katie alone.
WOW, a lot of hilarious posts here.
EROSE-very funny post. You're in the minority, not majority. Cruise lost 75% of his fan base after Oprah and the Today SHow appearance. Since then he's been voted the least liked celebrity, won Razzie Awards, has countless websites dedicated to hating him and was shit canned from Paramount.
MCKENZIE- Brad publicly announced they wouldn't wed until gay marriage was legal and everyone could marry. ANgie has said they are commited to the kids.
ANN-wow, your post....Redstones wife wanted Cruise huh? The Redstones met and fell in love in 2001, TC & PC broke up in March 2004, you are really strange and really delusional.
ELLA-You write the news....for what the Pennysaver. You MUST be a $cientologist, because you all love to go on about how everyone is jealous of TC's money. You're wrong. I think people favor real love and an honest life over money any day. TC's whole life is a sham, and he lives every day of his life in a lie, and drags everyone around him into the spectacle, it's disgusting. Anyone who has to have every single person they come in contact with sign an 8 page confidentiality agreement has A LOT to hide
ANON 3:18 WHAT are you talking about? Angie gave birth in May 2006. Brad seperated from Jen in Jan 2005, divorce filed Aug 2005, you do the math, you do know what math is, right?