Keanu Reeves escaped injury from a minor accident involving his motorcycle yesterday in Beverly Hills ... mostly because he wasn't at the scene!

While running errands in 90210, the Speed star had parked his bike behind a Mercedes SUV, and the driver apparently didn't notice.

Fortunately, there was only minor damage to the bike, and Keanu was able to take off. Bummer for the Mercedes driver ... it was a brand new ride.

The Beverly Hills police tell us nobody was cited.

Don't get me wrong, I love a guy on a motorcycle ... I'm just concerned about the size of Keanu's bike. I mean doesn't he look like a 10 year-old on a tricycle?

While it certainly isn't the first thing I think of when I see a leather clad Keanu Reeves on his bike, apparently "Keanu" means cool breeze over the mountains in Hawaiian. Yup, now you know.

Although Blake Lively's slut-errific outfit may have eclipsed everything else at the premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee last night, the event drew a slew of celebs, from a darker-locked Robin Wright Penn (loves!), a loose-topped Penelope Cruz (with Nine co-star Marion Cotillard), Chace Crawford, Penn Badgeley, the film's Keanu Reeves and so many more we can't even mention!

Get a look at a cleaned-up Chace Crawford rocking a new 'do beneath the cut and check out the monster gallery below!

Keanu Reeves has taken a paternity test to prove he's not the father of a Canadian woman's children.

46-year-old Karen Sala filed a lawsuit claiming Keanu fathered "at least one" of her four grown kids. The Sun reports that Sala was asking for $150,000 a month in child support, backdated to 1988, and $3 million a month in spousal support, retroactive from 2006.

But Keanu has maintained that the woman's claims are bogus. "Her allegations are completely false and absurd," said Keanu's rep. "Mr. Reeves has no knowledge of who she is."

Keanu submitted to a DNA test, which he passed with flying colors.

Excellent!

Okay, so Keanu Reeves will always be a handsome actor. He has a unique look, a lean body and an uncanny charm... but maybe once in a while he could NOT wear the same dismal gray suit he always has on!

Nah, but it sure looks like it! Keanu Reeves was spotted in Brentwood getting coffee with a new ladyfriend. So exciting, I know. Can anyone ID her?

Yes, but he's not exactly following in Katie Holmes' footsteps. Keanu was an audience member, not an actor, for a performance of Steppenwolf's August: Osage County last night. The Day The Earth Stood Still actor was kind enough to sign autographs for fans and pose for pix outside of the theater.

Hey, we may not be lining up at the theaters to see his new movie, but the 44-year-old actor still makes us swoon!