Keanu Not-So-Clean, Needs a Cut

He's so yummy!!

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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He is gorgeous. OH and by the way-the shoes-he rides a motorcycle -those shoes are perfect for that. and I am loving the long hair.

i like it

gorgeous

I'm sorry but even with the caveman beard he has a difficult time looking bad. Anyway, he still looks better than Britney that you folks are so in love with right now. =P

He does not need a cut. he is gorgeous esp. for his old age.

keanu was beautiful. is pink pantera... a strong actor. good lucke from the next project.

Your taste is all in your mouth - I love the beard! Too many Hollywood men look like girls, men are supposed to be hairy - no matter what you "Fashion Police" say - we don't all march to your beat

perhaps he doesn't grow his beard for you, gossip writer.
it is a rebellious beard, a beard with heart.
just for the record i quite like your page. perez's drawings really awful & his bitchy remarks are on par with lainey.
off the t.v. need something. why does the internet only have conspiracy shows to watch? how many times do i need to know bush is a wank.why don't you impeach. impeaching can be fun.

OH dear lord, i cant even begin to imagine how bad this guy smells. Wearing the same shirt, pants and boots all the time cant be good. there were rumors that he stank bad..now i see why.

Keanu is like dessert. Irresistible and delicious. Don't right care what anyone else thinks either. He looks good no matter what he has...on or off. *thinking about that naked scene he did with Trinity and knowing you all are whack for thinking he isn't hot*

[Qoute by Anonymous]:
"Keanu is like dessert. Irresistable and delicious. Don't right care what anyone else thinks either. He looks good no matter what he has...on or off. *thinking about the naked scene he did with Trinity and knowing you all are whack for thinking he isn't hot*"

Well, I agree with your comment 100%, but I'm confused as to who you are arguing with. It seems that 99% of the comments are agreeing with you and saying Keanu is gorgeous with or without the beard. Even the X17-Online writer wrote in the article that Keanu has a gorgeous face, it's just that she doesn't like the beard covering it up. No one said Keanu isn't hot..if they did, they'd be whacked like you said. Keanu is incredible gorgeous..he's 6'1 of Hawaiian Perfection!

By the way, I actually prefer him with whiskers or stubble, he just needs to keep the beard trimmed and contained.

Caf!...Keanko!!!!...Pravidielka su na to - aby sa porusovali...To znamena - ze aj v auguste - ti este nieco velmi zaujimave napisem - kym neodidem na dalsiu dovolenku......Mimochodom - prave som sa vratila z Costa Bravy...Su tam meduzy...Ale nie o tom chcem pisat....Keanko bradaty...To sa chystas v takomto imidzi - dozit 101 rokov?....Co?....A to vies - ze cislo "101" - je ciselna SUSTAVA DVOJKOVA - CIZE - BINARNA?...V "desiatkovej ciselnej sustave - cize v v "dekadickom zapise" sa cislo "101" - pise ako cislo "5"!....Dobre vediet...vsak?....Dnes ti chcem Keanko - napisat nieco velmi zaujimave o "SIGNALE WOW"!...Ako vieme - tento signal z kozmu bol zachyteny - radioteleskopom v Ohiu v roku 1977....Vselico sa o tomto nevyriesitelnom signale popisalo......"6EQUJ5"...Do cisiel "6- 14-26-30-19-5"....Ale na nieco sa tu ZABUDLO!...Na dalsie CISLA!....Po tomto "sestcisli" - nasledovalo dalsie sestcislie!.....Dalsia - "vlnka"!...:"011001"....V binarnom zapise....V desiatkovom zapise toto cislo "11001" - znamena cislo "25"...Cislo NULA - "0" - na zaciatku - je akymsi predelom medzi "hlavnym signalom" - "ZAMKOM" - "6EQUJ5" - cize - "6-14-26-30-19-5" a nasledujucim "KLUCOM" k tomuto zamku - "011001"....SUCET CISIEL "6EQUJ5"- "6+14+26+30+19+5=100"....SUCET CISLIC "6+1+4+2+6+3+0+1+9+5=10"......Pracujme s "DESIATKOVOU SUSTAVOU"....Nakreslime si ju teda na priamku...Na stvorcekovy papier...s 5 milimetrovymi stvorcekami...Nakreslime si "VODOROVNU PRIAMKU" a vyznacime na nej cisla "od nuly po 10"...- po centimetri..."...0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10"...Centimeter pod priamkou - nakresllime dalsiu priamku - subeznu a vyznacime si na nej tiez cisla...Zacneme subezne "nulou"...po 1 centimetri vyznacime cislice - "6...1...4...2...6...3...0...1...9...5..."....Na tieto horizontalne priamky nakreslime zvislu - vertikalnu priamku - "KOLMO" v bode oboch NUL!!......A teraz sa nastane - to zaujimave - "Trinitino" - "ZDVOJOVANIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........Chces vediet - co z toho vznikne ?...Keanko?.....Na oboch "vodorovnych priamkach" si pravitkom spojis ROVNAKE CISLA ...Cize - "1-1"....."2-2"..."3-3"....a "5-5"..................VSETKY PRIAMKY - veduce cez rovanke cisla na oboch vodorovnych priamkach - sa stretnu v jednom BODE NA KOLMEJ PRIAMKE - JEDEN CENTIMETER NAD BODOM NULA!....Tento bod - je akysi - BOD "X"....je voditkom.........Mimozemske civilizacie - ktore vyslali tento "WOW-SIGNAL" - sa mohli pozerat nasimi ocami - zo svojho lietajuceho korabu - na suhvezdie - "ANDROMEDA"...Mozno tato mimozemska civilizacia pochadza odtial......Andromeda ma pri sebe 2 mensie galaxie...To je vyjadrene - zasifrovane v nasledujucom cisle- "011001"....."0" - je predelove cislo..."11001" - je "25".....Co to znaci?..Ze mame iba 25 percent slobodnej vole?.......Vedia mimozemstania - ze sme tu v "KOZME" - ako vo "VAZENI"???...Casu a priestoru?....Ze - MATRIX NAS MA?..........Svet iluzie materie - "svet-"mája"...Nuz co...Keanko....Mame cisla - signal z kozmu..."WOW"!....Je to naozaj "NAPROGRAMOVANE"....Podrobne o tom pise jeden cesky vytvarnik - ktory vedel ze cisla treba - aj "NAKRESLIT"...Cez geometriu a matematiku sa daju znazornit univerzalne zakony v celom vesmire......Je to vsetko akysi "MATrix" - ako "MATematika" - dokonale zharmonizovane cisla geometria a zakonitosti kozmu........A v tomto - "kozme" - v "Matrixe" - ziju rozne bytosti - na roznej urovni poznania - svojho "vazenia".....O signale "WOW" - pise cesky vytvarnik "LUDVIK TUCEK" - v knihe - "12 CISIEL Z KOZMU"......"6-14-26-30-19-5-0-1-1-0-0-1".......Maj sa pekne Keanko a pestuj si bradu...aby ti mimozemstania z nej mohli odobrat tvoje DNA...Mozno ta budu "pestovat" - na svojej planete...Tam sa mozno vyliahnu "dalsi vyklonovani Keankovia Reevesovia".......Mimozemstanov je vela...Takze - treba - aj vela chlpov z tvojej brady na laboratorne DNA-pokusy ...Keanko!.....

Ahoj Ruzovy Panter!...Keanko!...Dnes ti opat poskytnem- niekolko zaujimavych informacii......a odporucani...celej Amerike......Napriklad mozem poradit - koho maju Americania zvolit za svojho prezidenta.....Vychadzame z reality...Kandidat - McCain je uz teraz velmi stary a o 7 rokov - bude mat zrejme sklerozu....Mozno zabudne aj ako sa vola a gombik na jadrove zbrane si pomyli s gombikom v kupelke....Mozno si bude mysliet - ze nas napadli mimozemstania...a ze sa vola McObama.....Z tohto dovodu - velkeho rizika sklerozy a popletenia dolezitych tlacitok - neodporucam McCaina - za americkeho prezidenta - aj ked uz vedie nad Obamom 5 percentami......Obama - je zasa prilis mlady a ambiciozny...a keby mohol - tak zmeni aj poly na Zemeguli...Prepoluje poly.....Zlatu strednu cestu - predstavuje - len jeden jediny idealny kandidat na americkeho prezidenta!!!....Hadaj - kto to je!...Myslis si Keanko - ze si to ty?...Velky faraon-Keanko-Osiris?......Nie!!!!....Je to niekto ovela skromnejsi!....Kto????????............No predsa - Mickey Mouse!.......Je stale mlady ale zaroven aj dost stary a skuseny......Je usmievavy...ma velke usi...zrejme kazdeho vypocuje....Infantilita - dodava - Mickey Mousovi - zvlastny a neopakovatelny charm.......Mickey Mouse sa stara o blaho ludi - uz od ich detskych liet...Mickey Mouse je dobry!........Je fajn!.........Preto by mal byt prezidentom USA!...........Dalsou dnesnou zaujimavou informaciou Keanko je to - ze signal "WOW" - "6QEUJ5011001"...zrejme pochadza zo suhvezdia - "ANDROMEDY"!!!...Andromeda je aj obrovska galaxia - ktora je pomenovana - po princeznej Andromede...z greckej mytologie..."ANDROMEDA" - znamena v preklade - "VLADKYNA NAD MUZMI"!..............Uz ten nazov - je slubny!.............Urcite tam ziju veeeeeeeelmi mudri mimaci!.....Stavim sa - ze aj mimozemstania z galaxie Andromedy - by volili - Mickey Mousa!...........Ty Keanko - sa asi chces zapacit - "Vladkyni nad muzmi" - "Andromede"....Vsak?.....Lebo nosis ruzove tricko....Nie je nahodou ta "Andromeda" - "Trinity"?..........Hm?................

Ahoj Keanko!.....Tak - mame tu opat skolsky rok!...Sudruh Lenin raz povedal:"Ucit sa - ucit sa - ucit sa..."...A vies Keanko - co tu a teraz hovori Erikatie?....Toto:"Ucia sa iba blbci...Mudri - hladaju pravdu... "...Nemozes Keanko tomuto mojmu novemu a slavnemu vyroku - urobit nejaku reklamu?...Napriklad - co keby si obetoval svoj honorar z filmu "Street kings" - na reklamu tohto mojho slavneho vyroku?...HM?????????...

Zajtra mas narodky!....Keanko!...Urcite budes pocut vselijake sladke recicky a blahozelania.......Ale ja sa pytam:"Aky cert ta sem na Zem priniesol 2. septembra 1964...hm?"...

Ludia zvyknu oslavovat narodeniny...cize - vznik svojho tela - karmy - a pripojenie sa do "Matrixu" - do casopriestoru kozmu.....Napriklad:......."Bytost zoberie na seba urcity program - riadeny karmou - osudom - a "vhupne" - najcastejsie - cez program spermie a vajicka - do tela...Vteli sa...Toto telo sa narodi spolu s bytostou - ktora existovala pred pocatim...Clovek je totiz nielen - "clovek" - ale aj "bytost"...Spermie a zenske vajicko nemaju mozog...A pedsa su "zive"...Po splynuti spermie a vajicka - vznikne opat nieco - "zive" a opat este bez mozgu...Je to nezavisle od ludskeho vzdelania...ucenia sa...od ludskeho mozgu....Aj Keanko Reeves - presiel stadiom - "moruly...blatuly"...a zahniezdil sa po tyzdni do maternice...To vsetko za neho - robil inteligentny program - ktory je - "NEVIDITELNY"!...Cize - nase telo - riadi - vytvara - a "porodi" - "vyliahne" - vlastne ani nie tak matka - ale - "neviditelny program"...No a sme pri - symbolike - "Matrixu"...Vesmirnej inteligencie...Takze Keanko...Na zaciatku si nemal mozog...Mal si len dve bunky...Potom desat...sto...atd....A bol si zivy...aj bez mozgu....Napriek tomu - mnohi vedci - podlahli klamu - ze zivot sa viaze iba na mozog.....Ze ked umrie mozog...umrie telo a s nim aj clovek....A je - totalny koniec...Ako povedal agent Smith :"Laska pravda sloboda - je len iluziou uboheho ludskeho mozgu - ktori sa snazi ospravedlnit svoju existenciu...".....Tomuto Smithovmu vyroku naletelo uz pocas svojho zivota v tele - vela ludi...ze ano...........Telo sa narodi a od toho dna umiera...To je znama vec....Vlastne ani - nemame velky dovod oslavovat - narodky.....pokial - vo vsetkom nehladame pravdu....- "Co je to Zivot?"..."Co je to Matrix?"......Neo - v bitke so Smithom - "naoko" - kapituloval...Smith ho "zaciernil"...co symbolizovalo - smrt tela...Telo sa narodi a aj skonci...Je s nim uplny koniec.....Nic z neho po case nezostane...Premeni sa na rozne ine materialy - horniny na Zemeguli..na paru...dazd...kamen...prach...energiu...vietor...S "telom" - je naozaj amen...Clovek - je vsak zaroven - aj BYTOST - obdarena - vyssim stupnom vnimania sebapoznania....Niekto to vidi...niekto je slepy....Niekto to citi...niekto nie.....Narodky su Keanko na to - aby si clovek uvedomil - ze raz z tohto sveta aj odide - co nie je az take zle....ako sa na prvy "slepecky pohlad" zda.........Aj tento pobyt - popularne nazvany - "zivot" - v casopriestore - mame na poznavanie Pravdy............Vsetko NAJLEPSIE k narodeninam...!...Cize - Pravdu!....Keanko!...

Happy Bird-day!....Keanko!....Ak to prelozime do cudzieho jazyka - cize do slovenciny - vyjde nam - "Happy Bird-day" - "Denne Stastny vtak"...Zrejme je stastny kazdy den......Pri prilezitosti tvojich 44.narodenin - ti posielam darcek - video na youtube....Uvidis v nom surikaty - ako stale niekoho cakaju a vystrkuju krky...Oci maju stale na stopkach....Ako keby niekoho cakali a dotycny nie a nie prist.....................nie a nie prist.......Vies koho mi to pripomina?....Tvoju slavnu obdivovatelku - "Isis"...........Isis - je ako surikata....Na svojej stranke "www.peacecief.org./TOKYO.html" - opisuje tvoje posledne roky Keanko...akokeby ti videla az do zaludka...Mozno v buducom zivote sa Isis - narodi ako - "surikata"....Ved surikaty su velmi chutne a mile zvieratka!!!...Ale surikata na narodeniny nechce tortu!...Chce napriklad nejakeho hada!....Takze - tu je darcek - k tvojim - "144. narodeninam"!.....Keanko!...:"www.youtube.com"..."meerkat manor - irresponsible teenagers?"...