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Ain't No Party Like A Divorce Party

After throwing himself a colossal blowout at Element to celebrate his divorce from Britney Spears, you'd have been excused if you expected to see Kevin Federline strut out the front door to bask his rediscovered bachelorhood - but you'd have been wrong! We only barely spotted the, er, rapper darting down a dark alleyway to the safe confines of his SUV, especially since his legions of friends and fans (?!) made it their business to get all up in our business. But hey - on the plus side, Kevin finally managed to get a whole crowd of people to throw their hands up in the air and wave them like they just don't care!



Maybe now we've got an explanation for K-Fed's expression on his way out of the big settlement meeting - after all, doesn't his smirk scream "At least I got paid enough to throw one hell of a party!"

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Posted by: HerpesHilton

I would never have guessed that I would have more respect for him than I do Britney.



Posted by: terinda

bunch of idiots, all of them



Posted by: britney4death

Party on KFed. Shitney will be back on the crack pipe soon...sucking down booze and ectacsy and making an utter fool of herself. She is a publicity whore and does not care a rats ass about her kids so I am sure KFed will have sole custody when she screws up again.

Rock on KFed....marry Paris and show off the kids with her so Shitney swallows the hot end of a shotgun!!!



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Posted by: zant

Party on KFed. Shitney will be back on the crack pipe soon...sucking down booze and ectacsy and making an utter fool of herself. She is a publicity whore and does not care a rats ass about her kids so I am sure KFed will have sole custody when she screws up again.

Rock on KFed....marry Paris and show off the kids with her so Shitney swallows the hot end of a shotgun!!!
April 4, 2007 7:55 AM
Posted by: britney4death

you piece of shit u know!
who cares u like britney or not, just watch out your mouth!!
mother fucker



Posted by: paris sucks dogs

both of these people are losers, but only britney could manage to make federfuck look good. way to go brit.



Posted by: Anonymous

britney is gross, stop putting stuff on here about her, she is so done. and no more of her ex either.



Posted by: britneyn is an idiot

after getting some of brit's fame and money, he can go back to shar, who he really loves. he couldn't resist the allure of brit's fame and wealth when she chased after him, now that she is a disgraced train wreck, he can split with dignity. way to go Fed!!!!



Posted by: britney4death

Hey ZANT....learn to spell before you type you inbred idiot. And the only mouth I watch is your Mom's as she goes down on me and all of my friends.

Shitney is a loser...she is a hillbilly...her career is in the toliet...and all the news today is about how she met with her agents and they all came away saying how "all over the place" she is. Shitney needs to crawl back under the rock that spawned her and never EVER show her ugly drugged out face again.

www.zanthasHIV.com



Posted by: Anonymous

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! zant's mom goes down on EVERYONE!!!!!

SHITNEY does suck and so does zant's mom!!!!



Posted by: Rachel

who cares about skank britney or wigger kfed??? they are both losers

zant....nice mouth...you tell others to watch theirs and then you talk like a gutter...why do you even care about her???? loser zant...I agree with britney4death



Posted by: crystal

how old are you guys on here now like 14 and none of you know a damn thing about life. All of you come back and comment when you grow up a little bit.

By the way i would like to know why she is the whore for getting together with kevin while he was supposedly still with shar. Last time i checked it takes two to tango.



Posted by: Praying for Kevin and Brit

Damn...This is so sad!

Let them live their life! Actually...How Much Money do you get paid to follow these celebs...Get a a real job! Give them the privacy they're intitled too! You wonder why Brittany went to rehab??????Look what you pep do.... I actually do not think any of you fools have any of your info correct!!!!!!!!!!!


You never know what is going to happen.
Ya know it would be great if they actually worked it out Or even if they split for you foolish, rude, annoying pep to leave them alone and let them BREATH!!!!!


Stupid Pep!!!!! Anything to make an Dollar!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm praying for Kevin and Brit! Let's pray pep will give them space that is way overdue!!!!!!!!!!!
God Bless!!! God Bless America! Go back to your county!

This is the land of the FREE!!!!!!



Posted by: Praying for Kevin and Brit

Damn...This is so sad!

Let them live their life! Actually...How Much Money do you get paid to follow these celebs...Get a a real job! Give them the privacy they're intitled too! You wonder why Brittany went to rehab??????Look what you pep do.... I actually do not think any of you fools have any of your info correct!!!!!!!!!!!


You never know what is going to happen.
Ya know it would be great if they actually worked it out Or even if they split for you foolish, rude, annoying pep to leave them alone and let them BREATH!!!!!


Stupid Pep!!!!! Anything to make an Dollar!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm praying for Kevin and Brit! Let's pray pep will give them space that is way overdue!!!!!!!!!!!
God Bless!!! God Bless America! Go back to your county!

This is the land of the FREE!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney smells of used condoms that have been out in the sun all day.



Posted by: britney is done

even if she has stopped using, she is still nuts,she gors out every nite like she is manic. she needs to go on meds,



Posted by: Anonymous

So he's automatically great parent because Brit messed up. Out partying, taking the kids to Vegas, and relying on nannies. He's not so different from his ex. Two wrongs don't make a right



Posted by: paris is a skank

she needs a STYLIST, asap.



Posted by: I'd fuck her, but I'd get a shot at the doc after.

Hey Zant, Maybe after Shitney swallows the business end of that shotgun, you could use it.



Posted by: Kim

How do you make Britney scream? Screw her in her fat ass and then wipe your dick on her prenup with KFed!

He got $13 million AND half the house AND the kids FOUR DAYS a week!!

GO KFED.....ruin what is left of this skank whore bad mother loser!!!!



Posted by: paris smells like a skunk

she needs her medication, to keep her from going off the deep end.



Posted by: Kim

How do you make Britney scream? Screw her in her fat ass and then wipe your dick on her prenup with KFed!

He got $13 million AND half the house AND the kids FOUR DAYS a week!!

GO KFED.....ruin what is left of this skank whore bad mother loser!!!!



Posted by: why

she needs to settle down with jc chavez, nice couple they'd make.



Posted by: what children?

get your shit together, girl, and stay home and be with your children. you do remember them, don't you?



Posted by: anonymous

f****************************************************ck you all the hater britney you the best mama we love you kevin you looserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



Posted by: game over

she is a skanky slut, no career left for you, goodbye!! even paris slut looks moral next to you. when that happens, the game is over.



Posted by: anonymous

to what children in the video is kevin not britney you very stupide



Posted by: pat

this woman is still out of control. she is heading for an even bigger fall than the head shaving. remember these words.



Posted by: Anonymous

Who do you people have to be so abusive in your posts - geez, please just post without the vile names and slutty words. Agree or not, like K-Fed or not, like Britney or not but that is no excuse to post such ugly vile comments.

And as for x17 - you do not have to make stupid snide remarks about Kevin.



Posted by: Britney Fans Are Annoying Teenybopper CUNTS

K-fed may be a bit of a dickhead, but he is way more of a human being than that ugly whore ex-wife of is. Everyone thinks just because this bitch is famous that she is better than him, but she isn't. She is a child neglecting ugly whore who does not deserve to have any children. There are women who can't have children that would make great parents.
This bitch has them and does not care for them. It is easy to pop out a baby, but it takes a "real" mother to be a mother. Britney is not a real mother. She is just a selfish whore who needs to die.

As for her fans...fuck of teenyboppers, you're as arrogant and self absorbed as she is.



Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex

Britney Spears holds a powerful sway over our media culture. All you Britney haters should take stock, there is a reason that the papis follow this beautiful woman, and dote on her every action. She is an American Princess and we all continue to devote our thoughts to her every action.



All the peoples talking shit about britney, ... and takin k-fed's side, the thing is he wouldn't be nuthing without britney ... and britney wouldn't be what she is today if she wasn't with that bitch azz wannabe superstar... feel me ? god damn, he's the one who destroyed britney spears and y'all peoples are still on her case, and praising k-federbitch ??!?!??!!! pfffff !!! LOL, peoples, stop talking shit and get your senses togheter mengggg !!!



Posted by: Anonymous

she's done anyway, soon even the photogs will go away, and then what will she have? maybe then she will be forced to go back to her children, but they won't want her either.



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh please. People have been saying Britney was "done" for 10 years. That girl is not going anywhere ever. Get used to it.



Posted by: Britney Fans Are Annoying Teenybopper CUNTS

K-fed may be a bit of a dickhead, but he is way more of a human being than that ugly whore ex-wife of is. Everyone thinks just because this bitch is famous that she is better than him, but she isn't. She is a child neglecting ugly whore who does not deserve to have any children. There are women who can't have children that would make great parents.
This bitch has them and does not care for them. It is easy to pop out a baby, but it takes a "real" mother to be a mother. Britney is not a real mother. She is just a selfish whore who needs to die.

As for her fans...fuck of teenyboppers, you're as arrogant and self absorbed as she is.



Posted by: britney fan

i agree, brit won't be going anywhere any time soon. she just needs an album with good songs on it, and she will reach the top again, regardless of all this shit that has happened.



Posted by: ANDREA

K-FED AND ZANT.... BOTH ARE VERY STUPID...



Posted by: paris sucks

federfuck knew a good thing when he saw it. brit chased after him and he ran with it, and now he is rich and famous.



Posted by: Anonymous

Go Kevin!

Los Angeles - New details emerged Wednesday about the divorce settlement between Britney Spears and her estranged husband Kevin Federline. According to celebrity tabloid Star Magazine, the deal will cost Spears 13 million dollars, which includes 500,000 dollars for every year or marriage, a half share of the Malibu home which is on the market for 13.5 million dollars and 25,000 dollars a month in child support for each of their two children until they reach the age of 18.
Federline also gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage, but is forbidden from writing a tell-all expose about their marriage. Under the joint-custody agreement Federline will look after the couple's two sons for four days a week.
The report also said that Spears was reluctant to finalize the split. "Do you really want to do this?" Spears asked Federline when they met to finalize the terms of their split. When the failed rapper replied affirmatively, his estranged wife said, "You are the biggest mistake I have ever made, but thank you for my babies."



Posted by: Anonymous

that is a tabloid isn 't it? i highly doubt he is getting that much.they have a pre-nup which is iron clad in her favour.



Posted by: lindsay is cool

no way is he getting that much. he's a user and sadly she fell for it.,



Posted by: Anonymous

If he is truly getting that much he deserves every penny of it for putting up with that whiny ass spoiled brat! Skanky bitch!



Posted by: Anonymous

why do you all comment on britney? Only her name was mentioned in this news... he leaves his kids all alone at home. shes a great person i hope u make up ur minds and think about that these fucking tabloids are lying. you should be happy that you're not famous and your whole life get messed up by these lies.

We can't tell her what to do we're not perfect either.



Posted by: britney forever

britney is the best and she will come out of this stronger than ever. just watch, you will see and i can't wait.



Posted by: a concerned friend

she needs to surrender her life to Christ, He is her only answer.



Posted by: Anonymous

man you people make me sick britney made that piece of shit it would be like kevinfucker who if x17 would quit being so desperate to take pictures of any thing that moves their sight would be a lot better



Posted by: Anonymous

he should pay her, she has made him out to look good, by her recent stupid antics. he should be thanking her.



Posted by: ej

has anyone checked out the children? they must be brain damanged, having these two idiots as parents.



Posted by: '

He probably is getting that much. With all the evidence he has on her and the five months of partying she did in front of the world. And also all the drugs, alcohol, and promiscuity, and the massive child neglect, and all the other crazy partying stuff she did you can bet she paid him to shut up. Also, he does get half of the money from the house, that is California law. No prenup can't stop that. The house is selling for thirteen million and a half. That alone is almost seven million for kevin. He will get to keep the Ferrari and all the other gifts since they are gifts and no prenup can stop that either. Then you have to remember that he is getting the kids for four days out of seven every week. Right there she has to pay since child support can't be stopped by a prenup per California law, also it would look bad on her if she did not pay a big amount for child support since she is the one with the millions and he is not. It would also look bad for her since she has been neglecting them for a long time. You can tell she does not want those kids anyway. She is happy to just get rid of them so she can party, party, party. Also Britney is so stuppid that she will pay him off just to get rid of him. And if you look at all the other facts such as the $250,000 she was supposed to pay him per each year, for two years of marriage, that is five hundred thousand. But now she is paying him twice that since she wants the divorce over and does not want it to go to trial since she will lose the case with everything she has done lattely. I work in the leagal profession and see this in court every day. He also gets paid for other things that are California law by having been married to him which a prenup can't stop per the law. The thirteen million is quite accurate. Also, all the pictures of him that were taken of him right after the divorce settlment show him very happy and with a major grin on his face, which shows he did great. On the other hand Britney looked down and dejected. But went partying later on with her usual false smile that is from taking meds. And she always has that lady with her that is always guiding Brintey around by the hand as if Britney is drugged up on meds to keep her from going manic etc. It is far more realistic and likely that Kevin got that big amount then less then that. And Britney deserves to be taken to the bank for being such a slut and crazy person that is very dissrespectful to her children, marriage, her fans, and eveyone else. Karma is a bitch and Britney is getting hers in a big way now. Good!



Posted by: Anonymous

Good post 6:23PM. Maybe Kevin will mary her again then take the rest of what she has. Well, we can all hope, lol. Britney is such a loser and drug/alcohol addict. She will be back to it soon, just watch.



Posted by: Britney sucks

Britney is so over and will be broke soon.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHITNEY IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE,UNDER THAT WIG SMELLS LIKE ASS CRACK



Posted by: love brit

we love you, brit. i can't wait for your next record. it will outsell all others!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I would have slapped that stupid b!tch who was putting her hand in front of the camera. She probably got gang raped by the always loud black guys she was with. And now she'll have mixed race babies. Black people mug old ladies and shoot up store clerks.



Posted by: paykev13mil

If she paid him 13 million, that's cheap compared to the proceeds he would have made off a book. If she will act like she has in public in recent months, can you imagine how freakin' oug of control she must be at home???? It's funny, her "team" announces in a big way last week that he gets a million period. prenup..blah, blah. And of course its all over the place that her lawyers drew up this tight prenup...it was all image-building, publicity for her. She is so caught up in all that crap that she doesn't even know what the truth is anymore. Apparently it has always been that way for her, but you would think after her last 6 months she might begin to change her ways. Habits don't change by themselves. She'll be back on the train wreck course shortly and that is very sad for her kids. And you know, I can't imagine that she is NEVER with them yet she is NEVER making an effort to show she deserves more time with them....Famous moms do it all the time. Hell, go to Idaho...nobody took Demi Moore's picture for years....britney is in the limelight and followed everywhere because she WANTS to be!!! It's a very sad and tragic story, but this is just how shallow she is. Her entire life is/has been a lie...who we all thought was britney is not her at all...and I don't think she has enough class or talent to rise above it. What she pays him a month to have her kids and provide for them at least 4 days a week is equal to one night's hotel stay in Vegas for her (maybe even less) she needs a good-old-fashioned attitude adjustment!!! All she's done since getting out of rehab is make sure her picture is taken....that is just absolutely not normal!!! Look at Julia Roberts, Gweneth Paltrow, Jennifer Gardner, Denise Richards, Demi Moore, the list goes on...these are MOMs! Britney I think wanted to "play house" and completely folded when she found out it is not all fun and games. Say what you will about young hollywood these days (and most of it is disgusting, I agree) But that brigade doesn't have babies at home!! Kevin has at least proven that he can rise above the most adverse of situations and be a real human being. Who cares if he strong armed her in the negotiations...she got off cheap. Any company would have produced a movie/tv movie out of his book and she would have been completely ruined!! I'm scared to even think about what she's really like. And I agree with the poster above who said he really loves Shar. Britney pursued him (which shows her character right there). Britney always had his kids around until she had Sean P (image building again...) and Shar has never said one thing about either one of them. I think Kevin was young and got "stary-eyed" and it could have (and probably would have) happened to anyone of us at that age in that situation....and he deserves at the very least a chance to come away from this with the recognition that he stepped up when he had too, he was totally controlled by her money until then, and he is ultimately the more "real" of the two. I don't wish any young woman harm, but Britney went to rehab to keep from losing her kids completely, for public relation issues w/ her label and mgmt team...it's still just about the pretense with her...and she is going to fall off the wagon again..She can't save herself because she is SO VAIN!!!!



Posted by: paykev13mil

If she paid him 13 million, that's cheap compared to the proceeds he would have made off a book. If she will act like she has in public in recent months, can you imagine how freakin' oug of control she must be at home???? It's funny, her "team" announces in a big way last week that he gets a million period. prenup..blah, blah. And of course its all over the place that her lawyers drew up this tight prenup...it was all image-building, publicity for her. She is so caught up in all that crap that she doesn't even know what the truth is anymore. Apparently it has always been that way for her, but you would think after her last 6 months she might begin to change her ways. Habits don't change by themselves. She'll be back on the train wreck course shortly and that is very sad for her kids. And you know, I can't imagine that she is NEVER with them yet she is NEVER making an effort to show she deserves more time with them....Famous moms do it all the time. Hell, go to Idaho...nobody took Demi Moore's picture for years....britney is in the limelight and followed everywhere because she WANTS to be!!! It's a very sad and tragic story, but this is just how shallow she is. Her entire life is/has been a lie...who we all thought was britney is not her at all...and I don't think she has enough class or talent to rise above it. What she pays him a month to have her kids and provide for them at least 4 days a week is equal to one night's hotel stay in Vegas for her (maybe even less) she needs a good-old-fashioned attitude adjustment!!! All she's done since getting out of rehab is make sure her picture is taken....that is just absolutely not normal!!! Look at Julia Roberts, Gweneth Paltrow, Jennifer Gardner, Denise Richards, Demi Moore, the list goes on...these are MOMs! Britney I think wanted to "play house" and completely folded when she found out it is not all fun and games. Say what you will about young hollywood these days (and most of it is disgusting, I agree) But that brigade doesn't have babies at home!! Kevin has at least proven that he can rise above the most adverse of situations and be a real human being. Who cares if he strong armed her in the negotiations...she got off cheap. Any company would have produced a movie/tv movie out of his book and she would have been completely ruined!! I'm scared to even think about what she's really like. And I agree with the poster above who said he really loves Shar. Britney pursued him (which shows her character right there). Britney always had his kids around until she had Sean P (image building again...) and Shar has never said one thing about either one of them. I think Kevin was young and got "stary-eyed" and it could have (and probably would have) happened to anyone of us at that age in that situation....and he deserves at the very least a chance to come away from this with the recognition that he stepped up when he had too, he was totally controlled by her money until then, and he is ultimately the more "real" of the two. I don't wish any young woman harm, but Britney went to rehab to keep from losing her kids completely, for public relation issues w/ her label and mgmt team...it's still just about the pretense with her...and she is going to fall off the wagon again..She can't save herself because she is SO VAIN!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

9:49pm,
that is just not right! You need to be careful stereotyping people. "black people mug old ladies and shoot up story clerks"...come on...you're showing your ignorance...and you should be careful doing so! and no, I'm not black.



Posted by: '

paykev13mil 11:10PM. I agree with your post. That is a really good one and true. Good for you for seeing it like it is. Unlike the few Britney fans that are left who think she is such a goddess. She is not. She is crazy, does not care about her fans (if she did she would have put out a new and good CD over two years ago), but instead she just wants to party, get drunk, do drugs, flash her crotch, neglect her babies, go crazy, shave her head, end up in rehab, and be an all around drama queen to get attention. Now she is out and all she has done since she got out is try to be in the tabs all the time. Yet we don't see her with her babies (as is always the case with her to not be with them, but just look for the next party or place to go so she can get attention). She is one of the most egotistical and stuppid people ever to be in the entertainment business. She has so completetly ruined her career that there is no chance of a major comeback for her. The planet is really sick and tired of her cheap bulshit and low grade life. She is over, and good!



Posted by: Anonymous

what britney has done is give this guy fame and a fortune he never would have had otherwise. would the world have ever heard of this man if not for britney? no, end of story.



Posted by: puzzled

i agree, i can't see any kind of a comeback at least in the mainstream. she has destroyed and ruined her career and life, and for the life of me i can't figure out why.





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