Khloe Kardashian: I Suck Lamar's Toes While He Eats Chocolate In Bed

/and that is why she has athlete's fungus, warts and trench mouth

another nasty bad habit from this women can they keep that for themselves, mother must be so proud!!

I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I was jealous of Paris Hilton so I put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all.

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened. I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.

My ex husband, Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all to attend. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I am in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate! Reciently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE ass into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls; and I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could care less. I only care about myself. I tried to fvck over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately taken off the market after 1 week under the threat of legal action in several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

I stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin. My handbags are all cheap copies from designers Alexander Wang, Chanel and Balenciaga.

For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

I have never been single because I am to scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grandchildren sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.

I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my now contractual husband who I am divorcing after 72 days, Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fvcked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash and that I bring their reputation down into the gutter with mine. I will fvck anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being, and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!



I am Kim Kardashian…
Superstar

Big fat slob

Very truthful yet funny comment Kim K Superstar!

Post 6:53 WOW that is RIGHT ON!!!! Left out well naaa you LEFT out NOTHING! BEST POST OF X17 History!

Please stop posting that pic of the 3 of them, Khloe really looks like Rosie O'Donnell and it is freaking me out!

Khloe i swear looks like a Horse.

You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

She better hope her and Lamar stay married. I can't imagine anyone else wanting her, after exposing all the nasty crap she's done with Lamar. She use to be the one I enjoyed watching.

this website posts more on these idiots then any other site - i am beginning to check X17 less and less out of frustration everytime i c anything about these half wits on here it ruins my day with how stupid they r yet everyone keeps buying there crap watching there shows and keeping them relevant

Eww, Khloe sucks Lamar's big ugly chocolate dong

god lady, ur big enough. just stick to the toes and stay away from sugar. I wonder if she thinks this makes her relevent. Khloe, u will always be the girl who got noticed because kim is ur sister. Without her and her sex tape your just another woman who looks like a tranny

WHORES!

filthy, filthy whores.

it makes me feel ill looking at that picture of disease-ridden trash.

KUNTrashians are vile subhuman scum.

god lady, ur big enough. just stick to the toes and stay away from sugar. I wonder if she thinks this makes her relevent. Khloe, u will always be the girl who got noticed because kim is ur sister. Without her and her sex tape your just another woman who looks like a tranny

yes those crazy girls literally. My advice to Kris H is to get a restraining order. I saw what Kim did over a broken toenail and god knows what she will do if she has to have an annullment. Get one against the whole family, they are all nuts. They will probably get that manbot Bruce to do something nasty to Kris. He is expendable. If he fails Scott goes and if he fail Rob will have to give it a show but one of those men will be sent out. They would do anything ot get their balls back

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SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!! Please stop watching their show and buying their products!! That's the only way for them to go away.

Ewwwwwwwww! Gross, ick, yuck, bleck! These skanks are just too much. Go away and never come back you wierdos..........

Khloe I'm sure he'd rather you suck on his c@ck and not his toes.

Trannylicious!

These pigs are nothing but well paid prostitutes. Kris pimpin Jenner figured out a way around the laws against prostitution. Kim $$ for sextape, $$ for fake marriage, $$ for a scripted filthy show. This enitre family simply carried on, where their daddy left off. Makes you wonder...if the rumors were true, was Kris Jenner sleeping with OJ? Who else was this whore banging? Like mother, like daughters. Filthy hookers!!

I don't get it, the Kardashians are synonomous with Trashy and Tackey and they continue to think of more trashy things to shock the public with. Are we living in the Bizarro world?

that's not all that kunt sucks.