Kim Kardashian Wishes Kate Middleton A Happy Birthday

As IF.....Kate has more class in her friggin' pink than the entire KarTRASHian klan. She doesn't need TRASH like that even attempting to speak to her. What a dumb b^tch!

I saw pics of her pre-surgery-She looks JUST like Rob-Big nose, no cheekbones, skinny lips, flubber everywhere and hairy as hell!

I saw pics of her pre-surgery-She looks JUST like Rob-Big nose, no cheekbones, skinny lips, flubber everywhere and hairy as hell!

I saw pics of her pre-surgery-She looks JUST like Rob-Big nose, no cheekbones, skinny lips, flubber everywhere and hairy as hell!

I saw pics of her pre-surgery-She looks JUST like Rob-Big nose, no cheekbones, skinny lips, flubber everywhere and hairy as hell!

I saw pics of her pre-surgery-She looks JUST like Rob-Big nose, no cheekbones, skinny lips, flubber everywhere and hairy as hell!

Who thought her sex tape was gross? Ray J peeing on her and then pooping in her mouth. DISGUSTING>

Who thought her sex tape was gross? Ray J peeing on her and then pooping in her mouth. DISGUSTING>

Who thought her sex tape was gross? Ray J peeing on her and then pooping in her mouth. DISGUSTING>

Who thought her sex tape was gross? Ray J peeing on her and then pooping in her mouth. DISGUSTING>

famewhore, don't associate yourself with classy kate.

Kim K just can't help herself from promoting herself and Kardashian products, shameless...

HUMAN TOILET

URINE

4 BLACK DONG ONLY

Is she trying to make it look like she knows Catherine.

What does a stupid fat whore have to do with the Duchess of Cambridge.
Crazy bitch.

Kum K. is dirty toe jam.

I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., courtesy of a plastic surgeon, were are all bought and paid for. I idolized Paris Hilton and I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris and put out a SEX TAPE just because she did Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.

My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither I nor my sisters know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But we call ourselves fashion designers. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

I have never been single because I am to scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sits on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.
I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!


I am Kim Kardashian…
Super star

Please tell me she didn't eat Ray J's poop...

I saw the sex tape she did with Ray J. She sucks her own shit off his dick after he just pulled out of her asshole.

Hi Trash, it's Trash here.

she is a mindless cum guzzling slut! the guzzling is a-ok, the slut part, hmmm not so much, anything to keep herself in the news! pig!!!!!!!!!!!

Please Neuter your pets, weird friends, relatives aaaand all Kardashains.. Like Kate could care the hell less about this lying, useless skank.. it's a insult!

poor Catherine Middleton, I I don't know what the Duchess did so wrong to have her name come out of that dirty mouth

Filthy whore, FOR BLACK DICK ONLY

Aids = Kim

SKANK KIM

Kim Kardashian(pee & poop porn star) is sending a special birthday message across the pond to Douchbag of Cambridge Kate Middleton ... who turns the big 3-0 today!

However, the 31-year-old pee & poop porn star, wearing a low cut doo doo print blouse, didn't waste an opportunity to plug one of the crappy products she represents in the process.

After the brief b-day message, Ms. Poop & Pee just so happened to mention a special ShoeShat offer involving a new heel called "Douchbag."

WHORE!

filthy, filthy whore.

this isn't the true kim kardashian.
SHE SIMPLY IS BRAINWASHED BY HE GREEDY MOTHER & SICK SISTER khloe!!!

No more
pee whore

She really is a discusting pig.

yeah, I am so sure that Kate Middleton is going to be honored to know that a shoe is named after her and is being made by children. Kim K has now shown the world just how incredibly dumb she is. WIthout her mom selling those sluts (and I am sure Kris J is thriled that her girls have no morals because that means money) but the Queen if this famly even bothers will at best request that there me no mention of a connection with the royals and the sluts who push product. Kim has never truly met the uber rich, they don't deal with her kind.

porn star talkin' to a classy woman, there's no way you piece of shit could be friends with kate, don't even try!!! stupid useless untalented and shallow whore

fat pig

URINE AND FECES! DISGUSTING ANAL/PORN SEX TAPE! WHAT MAN WOULD WANT SUCH A PIG?

Can't stand this attention whore. Kate is such a classy lady. The whole Kartrashian clan could learn a lot from her.

FAT CHEAP HOOKER FOR BLACK DICK

She's always unaware of the get lost looks only pure, wretched hatred can procure. That people are fed with the way she mistreats and lies to and uses all the people around her; disregards any moral respect.. loathe you is only jealousy... Hate?.. mmm it's not there.. Lalalalala..

Go away already!!! She so fucking lame what a disgusting whore and it's ashame as the politicians r using her name for a presidential run what has this country come to that they're using her name!!!!!

publicity whore!

ENOUGH OF THIS KARtrashIAN FILTH!

Stop supporting anything to do with those nasty Kardashians; it’s time for them to go away. They are a scourge on society and terrible role models for our youth. Just think: Father helped a murderer go free (he hid duffel bag of bloody clothes and defended O.J.), Mother is a proud adulteress, Kim is famous for pornography in which she let a man urinate on her, Kourtney has flaunted having a child out of wedlock, Rob is a bum (has never worked), sponging off of others, and the entire family lies to the public claiming what is scripted on their show by Ryan Seacrest is reality. And the most disgusting part of all is that they are about nothing other than excess, they have no redeeming qualities to offer society at all. Making a mockery of the holy union of marriage (for publicity) was the last straw. They are disgusting and it is time for this to end. They are very damaging to our youth and society.

Kate wishes Kim would travel to a deserted island.. swallow a H bomb and like permanently disappear.. "the agreeable applause is deafening"

SO OUT OF HER CLASS AND VERY DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR FOR AN AMERICAN. WHO THE F DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL KIM/TRASH ARE.

are you sure she wasn't flashing her boobs to the prince. hhahahahaha, anyways you should pay attention to the increase in signatures at the boycottkim site. Its reached OVER 552,000 signatures and thats more news then this!