The Kardashians Go To Church On Super Bowl Sunday

Creepy looking kid.

Thought mommie had her own church or is that just for sheltering $$. These three can't stay out of the news and must be so addicted to attention. Who wears jeans to church? Nobody. Epic fail again. Desperate try for image. Too late for that. Can't get Bruce to go, ha, he is getting smart.

everything they do has to be in print and this is just for show

Can't they afford to get that kid a haircut....he has a Mullet!!!!

I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were are all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris, so I put out a SEX TAPE just because she did. Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.

My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of the current clothing line is being made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Bow Wow, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!


I am Kim Kardashian…
Superstar

SWEATING LIKE WHORES IN CHURCH...

Even with stilts on she's a dwarf!

K umdumpster
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K ocksucker
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R etard
D icksucker
A ddicted to fame
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A ss is fake like her face
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H8TERS R PATHETIC LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!

WTF WHORES FACTORY GO TO THE HELL NOT TO CHURCH

Are they going to pray for more money?

I'M A PEE WHORE CENTAUR FOR BLACK DONG ONLY:)

WHAT

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CHURCH?

PSEUDO -CHRISTIANS.

WOW ... USING GOD TO PRESENT A FAKE IMAGE, WHEN IT SUITS THEIR NEEDS FOR PROFIT.

SHAMEFUL AND TRULY FOUL.

THESE TYPE OF IDIOTS ARE THE TYPE I DESPISE THE MOST IN LIFE, NEXT TO CRIMINALS.


THEY ARE JUST NASTY, NO WAY AROUND IT.

KOCKROACHTRASIANS KLAN.

It's a miracle the walls did not cave in when the skanks walked in.

They need to go to church, and ask forgiveness of their sins.

The Whore Family

enough about this garbage family already. WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!

@1:37;

No matter how bad my day is going, that rant always makes me laugh. Thanx. :)

So these hookers drop some change in the plate, slither in leaving snailtrails on the floor, and stains on the bench! Hey dirty diaper ass kimhooker, put your flapjack tits away, everybody has already seen them. Show some respect, oh wait, you don't have an nor any class...as you showed when RayJ reamed your fat ass!!! It's always about money, attention and me me me with this family of filthy sandpigs.

stupid and spoiled

1:37 that gets better each time you paste it in!

Mason is pregay.

Padre forgive me as I have been nothing but a sinner, |I sold my soul to the devil) can you save me, Kim using the church to get ratings. she even uses God house to make money. mama along with her pregnant sister number 2 baby. and the are famous for ???

Dramatic, pathetic, actresses. fake to the limit. nothing but blah blah blah, that is all they are. I despise this family. they are fake.

Yes, she's going to church with her boobs hanging out......

I'm sorry,but that is one ugly kid

ENOUGH OF THIS KARtrashIAN FILTH!

don'lt thely just have to walk downstairs and go to the church of kris j.? Anyway, hey Kardashians, it won't matter how many times you go to church or talk about your faith or that your a christian, god knows your heart and trust me, your not getting browning points for exsposing yourselves at every opportunity. God knows that you clutch your money with both hands and only give when you people get caught taking something from others or screwing over your trusting public with fake weddings because Kim honestly thought her wedding would get more attention than Kate Middleton, that would have been Kim's finest hour for one headline to read that the prince and princess of Wales was topped by a Kardashian, unfortunately Kim's wedding was a high priced hooten nany by back woods people who think that the more you spend must mean the more class you have. These people will never be allowed to hang out with the truly wealthy people, blue bloods etc. They don't accept Kim's type. Basically what I am saying is, going to all the churches in all the world is not going to get these people into heaven. Your time here is short KKK and god knows your greed, your lies and your selfishness. What ever happened to those kids working under slave labor conditions, you know, the ones you claim you had no idea even though your mom is so on top of everything that she would step over her own mother to pick up a dime.

maybe she is after Tebow, can't see why her going to church is being shot by the paps unless Kim tipped them off. He will never reduce himself to dating her. His family would never allow it and he won't ever touch a woman who eat her own poop off of Ray J and let him pee on her.

It's okay.. God needs to hear humorous confessions once in a while.. They only brag.. think they are lucky..

Whores on Parade

I think that is awesome for Kim. God wants everyone saved. Jesus died for all of us. Shame on the people that are making fun of her & I pray she is for real. Wish I could talk to her about how GOOD God is & how He's brought me through a lot of things I put myself in. God is the best Man she could ever pick. The people that are talking about you need Jesus themselves. God forgives & for anyone to know more about you than you do yourself REALLY NEEDS THE LORD!
God Bless Kim your going the right direction.