New Kourtney & Kim Trailer Shows Kim And Kris' Relationship "Unravel"

kim's fairy tale divorce special episode. LOL!

E is shameless! Their going to paint Kim as the victim.

Kris Humphries is really a clueless big dummy.

Hahahaha...

Now they're going to try to pin this on Kris H? Disgusting pigs, and E is equally to blame.

Etv and Ryan secrest are shameless I will boycott etv and Ryan seacrest. I was sure it s like this Kris is going to paint it. Adios to Etv Madoff scamer

So that's how they thank him for stepping in to be the groom they needed to make all those millions they deny they pocketed. E, Ryan Seacrest, and people and US magazines are in on the take. And Vera Wang, how could you be so stupid to be used? Everyone prefers Monique Loulliher to you anyway.

Gross pig bitch.

Humphries didn't understand what Lamar knows and Scott Disick has learned the hard way, and that is if you marry into the krazy Kardashian family and expect ant chance of a successful relationship without fighting like cats and dogs then you have to keep your mouth shut and be their slave or the whole Kardashian family will gang up on you and make you miserable. Humphries thought he could say and do what ever he felt like doing and not go along with the Kardashian program and still get respect and that is just impossible.

The Kardashian women wear the pants in their family...

The Kardashian women love their money and fame more than their men and will drop them like a hot potato if they are not submissive to their will.

The guy was a jerk. He always was talking to her like they had been married 10 years and he wanted out. Toxic if you ask me.

I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I was jealous of Paris Hilton so I put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all.

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened. I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.

My ex husband, Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all to attend. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I am in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate! Reciently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE ass into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls; and I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could care less. I only care about myself. I tried to fvck over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately taken off the market after 1 week under the threat of legal action in several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

I stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin. My handbags are all cheap copies from designers Alexander Wang, Chanel and Balenciaga.

For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

I have never been single because I am to scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grandchildren sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.

I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my now contractual husband who I am divorcing after 72 days, Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fvcked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash and that I bring their reputation down into the gutter with mine. I will fvck anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being, and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!



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Pig Whore took advantage of a mentally challenged doofus for financial gain.

So E! knew the wedding was a scam from the begining.

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Lamar and Scott and Bruce drink the koolaid, it is yellow and tastes like piss. And every time I see Bruce, I will think of SNL"S spoof of him and die laughing. Apparently the only Kardashian who can sit on his ass is Rob.

Kris Humphries should have known better than to get involved with someone who's screwed half the NBA; and would film a 3rd rate hip-hop wanna-be fcuk her in the ass and pee on her. What did he expect? It's obvious to just about anyone she's nothing but a whore through-and-through.

Ryan Seacrest takes Khloe's dong.

When is she going to 'leak' her honeymoon video?

Mom Kris Jenner to Kim:

Doll: You need to get rid of that husband of yours, he won't let me control him. You need to get in alot of fights with him and really get under his skin. You need to go off and do that movie THE MARRIAGE COUNSELOR directed by Tyler Perry and seduce him. Remember what I taught you about upgrading.

Kim: But Mom I don't love him and I don't want to be a beard.

Doll: Our Reality show is being boycotted, it is just a matter of time it will be cancelled. You need to do this for me and our "Brand".

Kim: Yes, mommy:(

WHORES

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I thought this big, fat, whore said that their troubles would not be shown on their reality show. FUCKING LIED AGAIN. Just like she lied about "going into hiding" haha for like 10 minutes!? Just like she has lied about her plastic surgeries (that has turned her into a michael jackson look alike) just like she lied about not putting out the sex tape with Ray J. Just like she lied about her wedding/money ordeal. Does anyone recall in a Keeping Up episide from a few seasons ago, Kourtney said Kim was a habitual liar. Alright well I believe her.

Thanks Elle for calling that out. They are nothing but opportunist sluts. Everyone should ridicule these turds everywhere they go.

This is all a big ACT!

She looks like a Rican Tranny!

this sham looks like momma is taking care of her son.

It looks like she is taking care of her retardo son when he couldn't finish his @ss corn kernels.

URINE!

THIS NO TALENT PLASTIC DUMBASS WHORE WILL GO AFTER TYLER PERRY AND GET HERSELF PREGNANT, THERE IS MORE MONEY TO BE MADE. TYLER BETTER WATCH OUT!

Pee Whore

Well how ya like that. Make Kris H look like he was the cause for the demise of their marriage. Typical Kardashians. Got to save face somehow.

the< are goin to nail Kris here

pahahahahahahahahaha
there is really nothing else to say hahahhahahahahahahhahaahaaahaaaa can´t stop laughing

Ryan Seacrest needs to focus on producing something new. Enough of this fake BS. Trash!

WHO CARES!!!!!!!
Get these Kardashian's OFF OF TV ALREADY.

Kardashians' have reached an all time low. I really didn't think they could get any lower.

It is disgusting they are painting Kris H as a villain. It is pretty clear Kim K is a liar and a total bitch.
There should be a picture of her in the Urban Dictionary next to "self-absorbed."

The way things are falling, it appears that this stupid fake wedding was just part of a TV production, just like the majority of us figured out at the beginning. Hump was just a pawn in the Kunt's overall plan. I suspect he had a one year contract that ran out.

Okay, Kim. This season, wedding orgy. Next season on your other show, you pretend Kris does stuff without telling you. Act real mad cuz this is the demo tape we're shopping around to get you into movies. You're a star kiddo. A star!

I see now Sears has a commercial out, advertising the Kardashian collection. LOL Isn't the collection selling well? Oh my How sad! BOYCOTT! EVERYTHING THAT DEALS WITH THIS FAMILY. VIEWERS WOULD LIKE SOMETHING OF MORE CLASS!

The flash back of her movie career.. I am hawt for the shot.. skank'in way to seduce.. any guy screen test..?

Whoever believes any of this is real is crazy. Everything these people do is for their show and money including the marriage divorce reconciliation etc etc

HUMAN URINAL!! DIsgusting human being!

We have made this greedy filthy family rich, because of the public they are driving around in thier bentleys and wearing hermes belts.....we need to stop watching those ho's so they don't get paid, let her go back to spreading her legs to wannabe rappers and let the pimp try to find some other poor rich olympic to push around.

i dont even believe E! is trying to turn the story around to save their network and that slut's fortune! un-freaking believalbe! I won't even turn on the E! channel, I cannot stand their sh*t, you would have to tape my eyelids open to look at that evil family!

OMG! The Kardashians really have no shame! Everything they do is for attention...

Kim you are a super skank, why are you famous? For being a whore.... Poor Kris was used. Shame on E! I mean K! Leave the Kartrashians in the dark. This is getting old....

"The Kardashian women wear the pants in their family... "

...and probably carry the bigger dicks.

WTF only 5% of the world will tune into this crap! After what Kim did surely the ratings will go down and eventually cancelled. Boycott the Kartrashians on tv for good! What a waste , reality my foot. Its unbearable that they would stoop so low as to blame it on Kris. Kris hopefully you will expose Kims lying habits to the world!!!