The Kardashians Want You -- To Give Their First Novel A Name

KIM K, SUPERSTAR


I am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess, but I became an anal porn star but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake.

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened! I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and reveal how I really am.
I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.

My ex husband Damon Thomas whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family), and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all to attend. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m too cheap to buy their lunch like she does.
I am 25% iranien and 25% Turkish but armenian sounds better. My ancestors were Muslims.

I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I have never worked out in my life. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my horrendous performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four year old who wants a cookie from Grandma. Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous!

We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls, and I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. I only care about myself. I tried to fvck over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately taken off the market after 1 week under threat of legal action from several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M.
I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

I have never been single because I am to scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sits on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.
I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and soon Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fvcked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash and that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine. I will fvck anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.
I am the worst «rolemodel» that has ever walked this planet.
I am a huge shame for the armenian people.

I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!


I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

My shit smells like chocolate..

ugly and boring

Packed and rode hard till wet

hahaha famewhore that make me laugh!!

These girls are even not able to think about a title for their novel
Did the fan have a percentage of selling as well for the participation? Or perhaps the kardashian did not bother if they use and abuse one time more their fans> oh perhaps the fans can writ the book for them to cash in. Where is the integrity oh oh after all it not the first time Kim took the design for her perfume from one of her friend it s normal in the planet of K
Everytime the K family say it s fun you find that it s rip of

How about, "Useless, habitual lying, plastic whores"?

Plastic Freak

how bout The Kardashian Kunts - Fact or Fiction ??

They should name it : How to sell your soul for fame

To 12:11 (Kim)...that was pure pleasure reading...good job and thanks for your bio.

Does she realize how much she jacked up her face? And the fake hair is just awful. She must really hate herself on the inside.

"GETTING FAMOUS FOR DUMMIES"

thats so funny famewhore i love it

Here's a hint...everything is fake in the book, just like their lives. Even the stuff that really happens to them is fake.

Ive got a name, sluts gone wild

How about primped and pimped

"Who let the Skanks out" and 12.11pm you made my day I enjoyed that so much i had to read it 3 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o)

"She can't write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media," Kim's ex-husband, Damon Thomas tells In Touch exclusively. "That's a fame-whore to me. It's just not cool at all."


Kim Kardashian wants the world to think that she's the perfect, supportive sister who would do anything for her family. But in an exclusive interview with In Touch, Kim's ex-husband says that behind closed doors, Kim has a very different -- and troubling -- set of priorities. "Kim is obsessed with fame," Kim's ex, music producer Damon Thomas, reveals, adding that even when he was in love with her, Kim struck him as the type of person who would step on anyone in order to get where she wanted -- including her sisters, Khloé and Kourtney. "She's jealous and competitive with her sisters," he shares. Desperate to be famous, Damon says, Kim doesn't seem to care whom she hurts -- whether it's friends, lovers or even her own family. "She can't write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media," he says. "That's a fame-whore to me. It's just not cool at all." And while a rep for the Kardashian sisters says they're "best friends and very supportive of one another," Damon disagrees. "Jealousy is a big thing" with Kim, he says, revealing that when he knew her, Kim would "do whatever it takes" in order to get ahead.

If Kim's sisters feel wronged by her, Damon says, they aren't the only ones. In fact, he believes Kim was behind the recent release of court papers, filed during their 2003 divorce, in which she claimed he beat her -- a claim he emphatically denies. "It's just absolutely not true," he says, adding that Kim never filed for a restraining order or a protective order throughout their marriage, and simply accused him of abuse in order to get "a lot of money" out of him. Damon says, he was the one who filed for divorce first. And he did it because Kim was cheating on him with "multiple guys." Kim has denied this claim. Still, Kim managed to lure Damon back into the relationship for a brief time, during which, he says, she convinced him to finance extravagant shopping sprees and extensive plastic surgery -- including a boob job and liposuction. "She wanted to have that lifestyle," he explains. "She wanted to be what she ultimately became." And Damon was willing to finance it -- until he saw her on the cover of a magazine on a date with Jennifer Lopez's ex, Cris Judd. "I saw my wife with another man, wearing the clothes that we had just bought after her lipo," he says. "It was not something as a husband you ever wanted to see."

For the full exclusive interview with Damon, pick up this week's In Touch, on newsstands Friday.

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