LeAnn Monkeys Around In Maui

what a loser, who the hell does she thinks she is.

Poor girl maybe her fertility will improve if she puts on a bit of weight.

I thought she'd be knocked up by now, poor Eddie:(

Has her mooch husband found a job yet?

Adorbs as per usual:)
Haters are jealous and pathetic losers!

hi, dear friends, If you are interested in an interracial date.welcome to the nice space --……B lack G ir ls N ow.c om---

"Sexy, talented AND a sense of humor. Talk about a winning combination!"

LMAO, you have to be kidding.

well i guess when her publicity team sent you the check, they may have told you to put that quote in.

Second honeymoon? maybe this time she'll be lucky and get pregnant.

Is THIS what her career has come to? All she has is a daily Twitpic? Career over honey!

Aww poor little washed up former child star desperately grasping at the last threads of fame. Sad really...

OMG Drew Barrymore is engaged.

OMG Beyonce's surrogate I mean Beyonce just gave birth to a little girl.

country cutie
Sexy, talented AND a sense of humor


What planet are you from? Or did you have Mr. and/or Mrs. Rimes write this? You guys really are pathetic...and I thought Perez was the biggest Bozo on the web...

this is the most difficult pose she remembers.....

STOP PROMOTING A SLIM IMAGE. LEANNE< U ALWAYS POST SKINNY PICS OF U IN A BIKINI, WHY????

Nice figure, but she should not be photographed above the shoulders. She is UGLY and looks like a man.

"Sexy, talented AND a sense of humor. Talk about a winning combination!"

Well said, this girl is a cutie pie, inside and out.

Poor Brandi, making a complete idiot of herself and embarrassing her kids on her show. What a drug addicted, slutty asshole!
Hopefully, she will get the care she needs soon.

@10:07

Mrs. Cibrian, that's who she thinks she is.

So x17, did Leann also send this photo from her iphone to you, just like she sent the photos of her and EC in Cabo?

Of course Leann is monkeying around, everyone expected that this was going to happen after Monday's episode of RHOBH where BG received positive feedback on her bikini body. At least we know one thing for sure, EC and LR watch RHOBH.

Business? You mean famewhoring right?

There you go again, x17 why do you even bother calling LR SEXY when it was revealed that LR has a deal with your site since you posted photos from her iphone before she even posted them to her twitter account? If Leann was talented, she wouldn't have to send you photos from her iphone. Leann has a sense of humor? How much did she pay you to say that?

Winning combination, how much did she pay you?

Few gal pals? Come on x17, you know very well that those are not Leann's friends, Liz is Eddie's mistress.

Winning combination? You mean like this...

The Five Worst Celebrities of 2011 ( by JS from Yahoo 12/31)

Some of you were surprised that a few celebs didn't make the "FAIL" list a couple of days ago, and that's because they made this list instead. These are the people we groan over in the news, or elicit such a visceral response in us we might get slightly nauseous when we have to read about them. Which is usually entirely too much, but it's hilariously awful just the same.

So here we are...the Living Worst of 2011


LeAnn Rimes

As far as I'm concerned she might just be the WORST of the year. I literally scream every day when I see the staged photo-op of her fug mug and that dirtbag z-list CSI extra husband of hers. Let's put it this way LeAnn...your VOICE made you famous. Not your "hot bod." Telling us how hot you are everyday until we finally say, "Ok, we give you're so HOT LeAnn" isn't going to make you any less insecure about losing your husband to a hotter piece. Because apparently, he's not at all particular since Brandi Glanville is ten times hotter than you will ever be. Doesn't all of this homewrecking, ex-wife stalking, getting married, etc. make for a good country song? Good. Go write one then, retire the bikini for a while and give us a break.


--From Yahoo



Or were you talking about how Leann and Eddie were ranked as #2 in the most annoying HW couples by ABC News?

Of course EC is in Hawaii with Leann, afterall, EC is a gigolo.

Eddie Cibrian's theme song: Gigolo by The Village People

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part, I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Oh what their saying

And there will come a day and youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigolo, life goes on without me

I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go
People know the part, I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Oh, what their saying

And there will come a day and youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigolo, life goes on without me

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Love the Cameras — Are They the New Heidi and Spencer?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been the reigning King and Queen of ridiculously staged photo ops for the past few years, though there may be some new competition on the scene. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian seem to share Heidi and Spencer’s flair for drama, posing for a serious engagement shoot and silly bikini beach strolls. Also like Heidi and Spencer, LeAnn and Eddie just love to share PDA in some of the most unusual places. Considering all of LeAnn and Eddie’s recent camera time, we’d like to know what you think — are LeAnn and Eddie the new Heidi and Spencer?

-Popsugar

talk about a gross combination-she is UGLY UGLY UGLY

Yeah, Mrs. Cibrian is looking good and too happy!
She must be getting a LOT of great sex.

You can't steal a man but you can have him after he walks away from a lunatic druggie.

Did LeAnn force him to marry her somehow?
LeAnn must have something the other one didn't that appeased his soul, like a heart and kindness.

GIRL LISTEN UP, MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING< MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS IS VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS HONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK AND SIT STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI

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TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES IKE SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIM, IN TIME. START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP, MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING< MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS IS VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS HONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK AND SIT STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES IKE SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIM, IN TIME. START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

I dont think I have seen a woman this desperate in my life, seriously.

Porny-perv step mom.. you are doing it wrong Leann if you want people to take you seriously..

Like all women who don't respect themselves or honestly love others she can't get along with just compliments from her hubby.. or perhaps he pimps her for a percent and that is his income?

Who is Brandi?

9:35 - She has chosen to take the famewhoring ways of Heidi & Spencer along with the Pigasstrashians. Desperation, fame, money=classless, unhappy idiots! Or should I say two ratfaced slimeballs & armenian ghetto roaches!!!

@8:51/8:42

Now if Leann looked as good as you are claiming, you wouldn't need to keep coming back here to make all these posts about how good she looks.

Look we know that Eddie is still pining for Brandi, Leann wouldn't be prancing around Hawaii in those tiny bikinis if Eddie loved Leann. Leann was the one who set up these staged photo-ops, and now she is upset because they are backfiring?

Is it me or does she wanna look exactly like her hubs ex wife Brandi? Scary..

Didn't Eddie cheat on Leann in October of 2009 and why is Liz on every trip with Leann and Eddie?

She must have a very powerful p*ssy.

@1:59

Why do you keep posting on every LeAnn post on every site?? Do you want her kitty, too?

You're so jelly....

Jelly, jelly, jelly.

Brandi is a slut who was left because she is a slut. She is also a sloppy drug addict.

That is a cute pic he took of her. They seem to have so much fun together.

@6:34/6:35/7:24

Why do you keep posting on every LeAnn post on every site?? Do you want Leann since Eddie is TOO busy with Liz to pay any attention to Leann? Everyone knows that Leann is so jelly of Liz and Eddie's LOVE....Jelly, jelly, jelly.

Eddie told Liz that Leann is a slut who was left because she is a slut. Leann is also a sloppy drug addict, she just can;t handle the fact that Eddie hooks up with women right in front of her face.


Since Leann took this photo with the intention of giving it to x17, it;s not a cute photo all, as usual it's STAGED. If EC and LR were happy together, Leann wouldn't be single white femaling BG and Liz wouldn't always be tagging along with EC and LR because EC just can't stand to be anywhere near LR unless he is drunk or he has a distraction like Liz.

I have a strong suspicion both LeAnn and Brandi are posting a LOT of these comments. Nobody would be sooooo angry and hateful unless they had personal involvement in the situation.

Meanwhile, Eddie the slime ball sits back, smiles and takes it all in.

Foolish, foolish women.

LMFAO!!!!

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

GIRL LISTEN UP,

MRS SQUINTY,


WE ARE ALL SICK OF SEEING YOUR BODY, OK? WE GET IT, YOU ARE SHALLOW , HAVE TONS OF MONEY TO BLOW AND TAKE MANY VACATIONS, WE GET IT.

HERE IS THE THING:
MY FRIEND KNOWS SOMEONE IN YOUR CIRCLE AND THEY SAID YOUR MEATY VAGINA LIPS HANG OUT AND PROTRUDE. SO, IN YOUR PICS, I CANT TELL, DO YOU STUFF THEM BACK INTO YOUR GAPING VJJ HOLE OR DO YOU AND EDDIE TIE UP AND PUT IN YOUR AZZ?

THAT PIC WE WOULD LUV TO SEE.

YOUR KITE STRINGS HANGIING FROM ALL YOUR BIKINIS ARE VERY DANGEROUS, EDDIE IS GONNA GET REAL SICK OF YOU ONE DAY AND THOSE CAN BE USED FOR OTHER THINGS.

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DESPERATE WITH YOUR EYES OOGLING OVER THE PAPS LENS, SAYING, "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY, IM STUPID".


YOU DRINK, SIT AND STAND AROUND IN A BIKINI.

BORING...ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TRY SOME FUN ACTIVITIES LIKE:
SCUBA, SURFING, BUNGEE-CORD JUMPING, ANYTHING THAT WILL BE A GREAT RISK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE ALL HATE YOU AND LOVE BRANDIE, BYE SKELETON WHO NEVER EATS, EXCEPT EDDIE'S HAIRY AZZ.

YOUR DRAMATIC LIFE IS ENTERTAINING AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR EDDIE TO BAG ANOTHER HOE.

IN TIME, IN TIME. ..START WRITING YOUR SAD LOVE SONGS NOW, MRS SQUINTY, YOU WILL BE MISS SQUINTY BEFORE LONG.

Don't you love how when Leann doesn't get nice comments about her famewhoring, how the first thing that people do is blame Brandi?

This is from Starcasm:

"It’s long overdue, but I’m going to go ahead and crown Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes the new King and Queen of PDA, removing the crown from the all-but-forgotten previous royal couple of public flirtation, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag – who have since been banished from the realm of Give a Damn."