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Typical
Posted on Thu Jun 4, 2009 03:27 PM PDT

LUKAS HAAS: I had a great time tonight...what about you boys?
KEVIN CONNOLLY: Yeah, definitely. What's that smell?
LEONARDO DICAPRIO: Hehe.
LUKAS: Ewww, Leo, that's messed up man. You can't pull the same stuff with us that you do with your driver.
KEVIN: Yeah, seriously. If you're going to stink up the car, you should at least be man enough to show your face.
LEO: Whatevs yo, I get to go home and get it on with a bikini model, and I still make more money than both of you combined.
LUKAS: Point taken, but you're the one hiding in the backseat while releasing methane into the atmosphere. Not so eco-friendly now, are we?
Oh Leo, when will you ever show your face? We know you like to maintain that element of mystery, but we want to see more of you!
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Comments
Hi Leo!
Why didn't those azzholes invite me? Dam&N Bit$ches!!!
I love Leo's farts - he makes several flavors: fruity & refreshing, winds & springtime, and fresh & clean. He is multi-talented.
The douche crew.
I hope that Bar will never take him back!!!
she cand do way better!!!
*can
LEO AND BAR ARE A FAKE COUPLE
Haha, alright...I usually like to point out what's wrong with X17's reporting, but this was awesome.
He does not want Barf so she does not have to worry about taking him back!!