Let's Play Cupid

she should defenitly not be wearing those heels. looks like she can't even walk in them!
Also, she needs to get herself a stylist- or if she has one, change that stylist into someone else (pleeeeeeeeeeease not rachel zoe!).

Hook me up X17 she's looking shmookin badicle I'd date her Hell Yeah!Hi Jess stop by my myspace page or I'll stop by yours and say hi.

John Stamos is so old that when he farts dust comes out.But he would probabally be better for her than that side show circus freak travis barker.

Michelle, Nick is with Vanessa and he's been with everybody else! Now that Nick is single why don't you go after him, if you can take him from Vanessa! I can see Jessica with John Stamos, she likes older men,for love and romance, I can see Jessica with Ryan Gosling, if she wants to laugh and have fun, I can see Jessica with the guy from Accepted Justin Long. All of these guys are great catches for her!

When Jessica dumped Nick that was the best thing she has ever done, he treated her quite badly in that marriage. Any hot actor in hollywood would be an upgrade for her, but it is up to her to get a makeover like Ashlee to make it happen, she will be more effective if she gets that makeover!

First off...tired of her and her fake face sister!
Why do pple still follow them around???
Find someone with a talent to chase!

Later

Harry Morton

How about John Stamos?

Hummmm , She look lovely # 1
#2 Get nick back

Jess probably looks better than any one of you. Maybe that's why you are picking on her. Don't be so jealous. Make this a better world to live in.
I am all for who she wants to be with...anybody deserves that. Stop dogging on her. How would you like for someone to dog on you like you guys are doing? Get a life.

Adam Rodriguez is sexy, Jess should hook up with him for surrrre! & no those shoes are ick.

All I know is that if Jessica Simpson is having trouble getting a man... then the rest of us 'plain jane' type girls are screwed. Well, I'm not that plain but you get my drift.

Sigh. Poor Jessica.

Abby
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Jessica looks hot in these pictures. She doesn't need any man to complete her. she is beautiful in her skin.

First of all Jessica doesn´t "need a man" maybe she "wants a man"..
Secondly she can get millions of men .
Come on! she is one of the most beautiful girls on earth!

here they are
--Jessica needs someone who will treat her like a princess, is hot, cook, is hot, make her laugh & most important is trust worthy. i have no idea what these people are like, however, i think they would make a good match with Jessica
1. Ryan Gosling ( i agree)
2. Justin Chambers
3. Josh Lucas (a little old, but stil exceptable)
4.drew Lachey ((haha that would definately be interesting))
5.Matthew Fox
6.Luke Wilson
7.Owen Wilson
8.Matthew Davis
9.Jimmy Fallon {isnt really hot, but def. funny}
10.Channing Tatum {younge but hot!}
some of these guys im not so sure about. however, Jessica needs a man! Good luck Jess!
xo

People follow them around because their sick daddy phones the paps and lets them know where his star hungry daughters are. What a sick family.

Anonymous,
Stop making up the untruth. You don't know her daddy no more than I do. If he does keep a watch on them, then that's good. They need to be protected from vultures like you. Maybe they are too unaware of vultures like you.

How about Brian Bloom?. Dark hair and those eyes.

Also if you were smart you would know that the paps hangout at this favorite place where a lot of celebs attend. They aren't the only celebs there. The paps have to make their bread and water by nagging and tormenting celebs. They are like cockroaches. Every pic is one$$$ more.

I say she should get nick back. Jessica Simpson was happy with him , until the last month!!

I am not jealous of Jessica, but it is obvious that her low self esteem is holding her back from getting a man. If she feel she needs to make changes, if she can't resolve these feelings, she should get a makeover like her sister. She has always said in interviews that she had self esteem problems. Too bad Nick used it against her when they were married. I am so sick of idiots saying that she and that ugly midget should get back together. I agree she can do better than that fat ugly dwarf!

I am perfect for her!

Nick Lachey

Never leave the person that truly loves you....because you won't find that again

She is afraid of rejection, that is why she is afraid to date. She has a lot of self doubt, which is normal among people. She may also realize that she isn't pretty enough. Jessica is always around fat women who don't care about themselves. Her friends reflect the way she feels about herself, they also make her feel like pretty.I am not hating on Jessica nor am I jealous, but I am sick of her complaining about she can't get a man, and that she is the ugly frumpy sister now that Ashlee had a successful nosejob. If she is tired of the misfortunes that she is going through then I think she should get a makeover like Ash. Plastic surgery is no big deal anymore, people get it more now than ever. It is nothing wrong with looking better, especially if you are in the public eye all the time.

Anyone BUT john mayer.... he's way to good for her.

ME

BOOBS!

those shoes are horrid!!!she has no style lately..i used to like her style..she used to be cool.now she's trashy..i pity her.nick seemed to be a good man,she knows better than us what was wrong..we can't say.but,they seemed so cute and happy,i envied her,but now i'm sorry for her..good luck,jess

Bam--didn't she already do him!

chickadee, what ashley had isnt called a "make-over" its called major plastic surgery.. so what ur saying is, that the only way Jess can get a man is if she gets plastic surgery? lmao

someone said leaving nick was the best thing she ever did, if so why has her life been shit every since?

HORRIBLE album sales, i MEAN HORRIBLE, she cant get a date, and when she did john mayer of all ppl dissed her, john mayer, lol. shes a loser, her sister is better looking and is getting more press than she is, atleast her sister can get a man [men]

she needs to chill out and stop trying so hard to find a man. The more she tries, the more the good ones will be repelled and the more the bad ones will prey on her.

And she's not spectacular looking, but she's not terrible looking either - her lack of men has nothing to do with how she looks. Much uglier girls get dates. Jess needs a personality and she needs to stop trying so hard.

I think she needs a break to get back emotionally what her ex took from her. She'll be fine. She's sweet and hot, some lucky man will find her.

i think she looks nice, looks like shes put on a few pounds which look better on her shapely figure... the heels gotta go though! looks like shes about to break an ankle in those things

She had a wonderful man, but she was too young to appreciate or realize what she had, so now it is going to take her time... Anyone that watched Newlyweds could tell that... I think Nick will always be happier than Jessica but in time she'll find it too...

Orlando Bloom,Paul Walker,and just for fun Colin Farrell.But I don't know if these guys would but up with her.She looks like one of those real annoying girlfriends that complain.And want to know where the guy is every second.I think she will be alone for another 6 months a least.

zzZ, sometimes I guess if you don't have confidence in yourself, and you have bad luck with guys, including your ex husband, it can be internal problems, as well as outside problems. Ashlee does look better than Jessica, but why are you trying to pick at my suggestion that she should get a makeover or nosejob? Plastic surgery is as common as getting a tongue ring these days! I believe that might be the answer to her problem then she will have confidence in herself, something that she doesn't have now,by her getting her nose fixed it would be easier for her to get a boyfriend,then she wouldn't be acting all nerdy and awkward looking like she has always been . John Mayer is a private person as far as Jessica said in interviews, now what happened between those two only they know. Nick wasn't serious about Jessica the way she was about him! He had no respect for her. I am sick of people saying they should be together, he is with Vanessa, get over it people!!Jessica knows what needs to be done if she wants a prosperous life.

zzZ, sometimes I guess if you don't have confidence in yourself, and you have bad luck with guys, including your ex husband, it can be internal problems, as well as outside problems. Ashlee does look better than Jessica, but why are you trying to pick at my suggestion that she should get a makeover or nosejob? Plastic surgery is as common as getting a tongue ring these days! I believe that might be the answer to her problem then she will have confidence in herself, something that she doesn't have now,by her getting her nose fixed it would be easier for her to get a boyfriend,then she wouldn't be acting all nerdy and awkward looking like she has always been . John Mayer is a private person as far as Jessica said in interviews, now what happened between those two only they know. Nick wasn't serious about Jessica the way she was about him! He had no respect for her. I am sick of people saying they should be together, he is with Vanessa, get over it people!!Jessica knows what needs to be done if she wants a prosperous life.

sparrow, your right
the paps have no life so they choose to go and start a rumor about some celebrity that works hard and the pap decide to ruin them. or atleast try.
for example, look at mary-kate olsen.
in the beginnging {like 16ish} they told her she was tooo fat to eat a sandwhich! to fat! she was perfect then. however, she became anerix and then they were screaming your tooo skinny to eat a sandwhich!!! its crazy. if you watch the videos on here you will see they just hound the celebs. seriously its pathetic. However, i think its fine to video tape. & ask questions, as long as its paris. They should be greatful & answer the questions. these are the fans that are the people who are the reason why they are where they are today. its crazy!!!

i think men are running scared of this one. Her dad would have to be a major turn off. He takes inappropriate pictures of her (for a dad/daughter) ewww. He is overbearing and no guy would want the "I'm in Love" magazine cover after 1 date. She's like date repellent.

Creepy Joe follows Jessica and actor/guy on date. Creepy Joe photographs every little thing and lots of pics of her DD's. Jessica asks "can we take this improptu picture over again?" Dad swears that Jessica and actor/date are planning a movie together. Actor runs screaming and throws himself under a bus.

She's not even bang material with Creepy Joe in the picture. Sorry Jess.

I like the shoes.. men love pornstar shoes. Don't fool yourselves.

She is perfect for Wilmer Valderrama or Dave Navarro. yuck, yuck, yuck.

What about Ryan Phillipe?

Yes those heels are ugly.... stripper shoes.

The question isn't who is right for her. It is who would she (and her emotional and family baggage) be right for. THe answer is NO ONE. I wouldn't wish her on anyone

I love this person who's had plastic surgery and wants everyone else to think it's normal and good. Hilarious. Um, if you are seriously disfigured or whatever, that's cool. But if you just have low self-esteem, it's not going to help you. You're still gonna have low self-esteem. And having plastic surgery just proves to the world that you don't love yourself and have no confidence in yourself. Frankly, Ashlee will always struggle with being second best to Jessica because that's how she grew up and got famous, as Jessica's little sister. Nothing more. She'll never be more famous, and she'll never be considered hotter by the general public. I can't even tell who she is anymore. I thought she looked fine before. And the worst part is, she was a complete hypocrite, saying people should love themselves and then going and proving that she didn't. What a bad example to set for kids. I just ignore Ashlee now b/c she gets on my nerves.

Evidently there is a lot about Jessica that you don't know. You go by things that was read about in tabloids long ago. It shows that you are not actual fans of hers. If you have followed her for years you would know that she is a very nice, caring, wonderful person. A very descent friendly person also.
I feel that a person doesn't have to stroll their business out there in the street to let everybody know what they are doing. A person doesn't have to jump in a relationship to prove anything to anybody but themselves. 1st of all why jump into a relationship so soon after ending one because you might not want it to be a rebound because you care about the persons involved. A person doesn't have to have a man/woman to prove anything to the public.
It's a pity that you people dog on her the way you do. May God help you because she has a team of people constantly praying for God to protect her from her enemies. She doen't brother anybody.

Evidently there is a lot about Jessica that you don't know. You go by things that was read about in tabloids long ago. It shows that you are not actual fans of hers. If you have followed her for years you would know that she is a very nice, caring, wonderful person. A very descent friendly person also.
I feel that a person doesn't have to stroll their business out there in the street to let everybody know what they are doing. A person doesn't have to jump in a relationship to prove anything to anybody but themselves. 1st of all why jump into a relationship so soon after ending one because you might not want it to be a rebound because you care about the persons involved. A person doesn't have to have a man/woman to prove anything to the public.
It's a pity that you people dog on her the way you do. May God help you because she has a team of people constantly praying for God to protect her from her enemies. She doen't brother anybody.

I can see Jessica with Jake Gyllenhaal. They would make such a lovely couple!

To say that one person is better than another is very shallow. God created all people the same. If HE says it than it's good enough for me. Ya'll can beat up on me for saying this all you want, but deep down inside you know that there is a God because he created all mankind in his image so you can't escape that.
If she and John Mayer want to get together that is their business and no one elses. Neither one is better than the other.
If she likes her shoes than that's all that matters. There might be something I wear or you might wear that she doesn't like. No one is perfect. We can find fault in eachother. I can't afford to criticize anybody because I fall so short in what I wear and things I do. At least she is neat and clean. It's so bad to judge anybody. I will pray for all of us and hope that HIS coming isn't too soon because that's when the real judging atarts and no one will have time to redeem themselves.

Hopw bout Derek Jeter, Vanessa left him high and dry. All those haters about the plastic surgery, you'd have it done too if you had the money, so stop frontin! She is a beautiful girl and she WILL find someone!

whats with all black all the time? i guess black if for unhappy...hmmm a funeral of love... i do kinda like those heels though lol anyway, when she was with Nick she was happy, you can tell by most of the show and alot of their pictures, of course marriages are not perfect and everybody has their problems, but they didn't even "try", they didn't even give it a 2nd chance, i think they deserved and still deserve a 2nd chance! she doesnt need another man, she needs Nick back and Nick still loves her! they need to at least give it another try..

Wishful thinking, you should just stop wishing on a star because Nick is with VANESSA, HE LOVES VANESSA, ACCORDING TO SEVERAL TABLOIDS HE BOUGHT HER AN ENGAGEMENT RING. Nick is a dog, according to all of his fooling around with other women, celebs and minors, Nick was spreading the love! Nick didn't want a second chance, he just wanted to control Jessica, while he can have his cake and eat it too! You must be in an abusive relationship or anybody else that is crying about Jessica getting back with Nick! Jessica did the right thing by pulling the plug on that one sided marriage because it takes two people to make a marriage, so get over it!

Wishful thinking, you should just stop wishing on a star because Nick is with VANESSA, HE LOVES VANESSA, ACCORDING TO SEVERAL TABLOIDS HE BOUGHT HER AN ENGAGEMENT RING. Nick is a dog, according to all of his fooling around with other women, celebs and minors, Nick was spreading the love! Nick didn't want a second chance, he just wanted to control Jessica, while he can have his cake and eat it too! You must be in an abusive relationship or anybody else that is crying about Jessica getting back with Nick! Jessica did the right thing by pulling the plug on that one sided marriage because it takes two people to make a marriage, so get over it!

I think that while she's still pretty, she needs to stop wearing these outlandish clothes and shoes. P.S. All black doesn't hide the 20-lb. weight gain. She should stop feeling sorry for herself, get on a workout plan, and get over Nick.
Didn't Nick DUMP her before they got married... when he was still in the boyband.... then MARRY her when she became widely successful?
Suspicious, if you ask me.
She's still the prettier sister, but she's gained weight and starting wearing these hideous clothes all the time, so no one notices.
OH- and PLEASE- get a nice, long blond blowout and STOP with the hideous short wigs!

So what if she gains a little weight, She is human like we are. If she loves what she is wearing then that's all that matters. The girl still got it. The thing is if you hate weight on others then don't you gain. You are the only person you can control. I would say Jess it's your life so do what you want to do and ignore these people who wouldn't have a single stranger telling them what to wear.

So what if she gains a little weight, She is human like we are. If she loves what she is wearing then that's all that matters. The girl still got it. The thing is if you hate weight on others then don't you gain. You are the only person you can control. I would say Jess it's your life so do what you want to do and ignore these people who wouldn't have a single stranger telling them what to wear.

So what if she gains a little weight, She is human like we are. If she loves what she is wearing then that's all that matters. The girl still got it. The thing is if you hate weight on others then don't you gain. You are the only person you can control. I would say Jess it's your life so do what you want to do and ignore these people who wouldn't have a single stranger telling them what to wear.

lol i am in no kind of abusive relationship! what kind of idiot makes that kind of judgement on someone they don't even know haha. i've been married 16yrs. we've had our ups n downs, no marriage is perfect, Jessica was also accused of cheating just like Nick, nobody knows the real reason they split up but them. Vanessa is just a past time, a rebound chic. I agree, it DOES take 2 people to make it work, but they didn't even "try". I just suggested that Nick and Jessica at least try and give it a 2nd chance, but in the end, down the road if it doesn't happen, then its not meant to be, nobody's crying here, theirs will not be the first "hollywood" marriage that didn't work.