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Let's Speculate Wildly About What Paris And Lindsay Are Smoking

Posted on Tue Oct 24, 2006 09:25 AM PDT

Paris Hilton philtonsmoke102306_2.jpgIt would, of course, be COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE to assume that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan would be smoking anything other than a cigarette - a filterless, exceptionally smoky cigarette - on the back patio at Hyde last night. I mean, just because we happen to have old footage of Paris actually telling one of her posse to "roll another one" certainly doesn't mean the otherwise-angelic heiress (not to mention her recently de-stranged pal Lindsay) was up to anything illicit. It's all just a ridiculously convoluted series of coincidences. No, really - Paris' PR flack Elliot Mintz said so himself. Or, if he hasn't yet, I bet he will pretty soon.

philtonsmoke102306_1.jpgSurely she's just switched to filterless, hand-rolled smokes, right?

philtonsmoke102306_3.jpgSmoking? In California?

Furthermore, It would be even more COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE to mention that, were the white nubbin depicted above anything other than a cancer stick, it would probably rank among the least toxic substances we've heard associated with Lindsay Lohan lately - we've got an eyewitness at Chateau who reports seeing her repeatedly returning from the bathroom with her head tipped back going "aaaah".




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