X17 XCLUSIVE - The Curious Case Of Lindsay Lohan's Bizarre Bruise

bruises scars cuts whatever its been worse for me grrl

She wouldn't hold still for the 12" double dildo, so her new dyke GF had to apply special pressure?

LOCK HER UP

"the black man did it"

JAIL 4 Lindsay!!!!!

JAIL 4 Lindsay!!!!!!

JAIL 4 Lindsay!!!!!!

JAIL 4 Lindsay!!!!!

JAIL 4 Lindsay!!!!!

Bruised Harigatahan!!!

"Cookie Puss did it"

July 6 jail her!!!

The condemned prisoner was asked what she wanted for her last meal while she was free. She said muff. She went to sleep hungry.

Judge don't boo me!

Lindsay has a history of cutting herself. Maybe this is another example of her self abuse.

All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional. I didn't hit her, but I'd like to.

This so desperate, really? Nicole and Paris are at it again, paying this site to stalk this woman. They are so sick with jealousy it makes them insane that Lindsay is beautiful and talented. Get help girls because this is really old news, and BORING...

This so desperate, really? Nicole and Paris are at it again, paying this site to stalk this woman. They are so sick with jealousy it makes them insane that Lindsay is beautiful and talented. Get help girls because this is really old news, and BORING...

*gives sharp razor to the dumbcunt @ 10:15*

Can't wait to see the nasty pig locked up

Yep locked up just like the deviates Nicole and Paris.....

Ker-pow, pow, pow POW!!

LMAFO what's a deviates dumbcunt???

Blohan will fake suicide in jail. It's in the stupid trick handbook. Ask @10:17/10:18.

U IDIOTS! It is a poo stain.

July 6, straight to jail!!

@10:36 Goat hor!!

@10:43 KNOB GOBBLING HERMAPHRODITE!

Hohan had a good ride before she blew it. At least she wasn't a psycho vag flashing ho giving it up for fake compliments and pocket change on the net lololololololol

That's no burn or tan expirment; that's a bruise, look at the outline. Maybe Lindsay's body-guard/girlfriend refuses to put up with any of her sh!t like Eleonore or any other of her assistants.

10:49 Yeah there’s a word for that kind of thing. It’s prostitution.

LMFAO @10:48 shakeitgoathor!!

Cute boots!
Lindz is adorbs:)

@ 10:51
ROFL

Hey Timothy, I mean herb, I mean psycho. Suck dick in a gutter to pay your rent. It's what whores like you do.

Isn't it obvious? She was filming Inferno, Tom was socking it to her in the azz. I mean duh people don't you know anything.

How much did you making whoring yourself 10:56?

Al Bundy by day, interwebs hor by night.

No YOU suck a dirty dick you ignorant motherf*cker I will kick your motherf*cking a$$ you fat steaming piece of sh!t!!!!

Jeez Louise Timothy take a chill pill bro!

Kenfucky Ho should change her name to Lowhan. She's like one of the family already.

ML, criminal sack of shit - CHECK
DL, shitty mom and liar - CHECK
LL, criminal, gutter pig, liar - CHECK

I bet whacko likes it up the ass. She has to, it's the only orifice a guy will enter then run like hell.

she looks great must be love

she looks great must be love

she looks great must be love

ROFL poor widdle Timothy goat!!! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS WHORE!!!

Her whole life is a big bruise.

When does this scumbag criminal get her scram taken off?

How much did you making whoring yourself 11:02? Does the IRS know about your, err, trick tips?

LG-90076079 )) She told me "She loved it rough" I gave her her best B-Day gift. A magical night full of orgasms...jajajaja - say all u want - jajajaja (back @ u)

11:06 not true guys would let her suck them off on dark street corners for $10 bucks.

LMFAO @11:11 psyco goat hor's doing her Indian call!!

Where's mari-a? Wait Nevermind.

Lindsay is being abused by her new girlfrend Samantha needs to protect her their love is forever.

ROFL we called it. The goat whore is LG-90076079.

11:15 - don't be rediculous

What the hell are you people going on about? I think you guys are on the wrong thread. The only one we trash here is that milk-a-holic or her sorry excuse mother (white-oprah).

@11:15 dive into her muff and protect her goat hor.

LMFAO what's a rediculous goat whore?

July 5, 2010 11:02 PM
Posted by: Timothy
No YOU suck a dirty dick you ignorant motherf*cker I will kick your motherf*cking a$$ you fat steaming piece of sh!t!!!!

Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth? Salty talk is extremely rude and makes you sound unintelligent.

How much $$$ did you get widdle goat hor? Come on spill it.

LL inspires whores like that one.

Just a few more hours and no more smirks!

ja ja ja i love little miss bossy boots!

A whore defending whores. It's always the same.

LG-90076079 )) OMG, I'm so hurt, ohhh...no.... I'm a goat whore!!!! WTF is that shit? Having FUN fellas??? Jajajaja, Time to play - this is not even 90076079...GOTCHA' FOOLED YOU IDIOTS!!!

A smirking goat hor going ja ja ja that's just sad.

kenfucky cuntface, the next time you need a cash infusion go suck dick on a street corner. That's all you're good for.

We all know you secretly love the salty talk Martha you big fat dirty slut you!

How's your head goat whore? Got a buzz from Ambien washed down with vodka?

Lowhan is getting out ho'ed the psychocunt.

Psycho goat hor how much do you love Bootsiebug?

Goat whore it projecting again. We've seen her pic. UGH, fug!!

Bootsiebug, Bootsiebug where are you?

LOOK it's Badu!! Roll over and spread your legs speaky!!

Maybe speaks can can a job as a stand-in for Inferno's dog sucking scenes.

Ambien washed down with vodka will eat you alive. Good.

JULY 6 JAIL LINDSAY!!!

TMZ reported Hohan took an extra ROP class. The idiot must think it will make the judge forget or go easy on her for violating her probation.

Omg! @11:25 the psycho said a guy she's never spoken to and never met gave her orgasms. She’s completely delusional!

Omg! @11:11 the psycho said a guy she's never spoken to and never met gave her orgasms. She’s completely delusional!

LESBIAN DJ Samantha Ronson has confessed dating Lindsay Lohan was a "headache" - as her ex-girlfriend faces a possible jail sentence today for violating her probation.

In an interview with The Times magazine Ronson, 32, spoke out about her 16-month on-off relationship with troubled actor Lohan.

"To be honest, being with her was more of a headache than anything else. Everything I was doing I was already doing (before Lindsay)," Ronson said.

"It just meant there were paparazzi pictures documenting it. It sucked, because I'm a pretty private person and I'd managed to stay under the radar for so long. But at the same time I'm not gonna not hang out with somebody that I care about because of that s**t."
Ronson said she still loved Lohan, 24, despite their messy break-up. "I love her as a human being, Ronson said. "I'm not gonna sit here and negate everything we had. You know, I could have a thousand times countered s**t with facts. It's just not for me."

"I love her as a human being"

So Sam would throw water on her if she was on fire. She should use a heavy glass.

Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on Tuesday, and even though she could be looking at jail time if she’s found to have violated her parole, friends say she’s not nervous at all. “Lindsay has been doing everything by the book since she was in court last time,” said a friend of Lohan’s. “It was not her fault that her SCRAM (alcohol-detecting bracelet) went off — really. The truth about that will come out. And she’s been doing her alcohol classes — even though the judge clearly hates her, she (Lohan) hasn’t done anything since her last court appearance that will get her into trouble.” It appears that Lohan’s last court appearance was a wake-up call. “I think something finally sunk in (last time she was in court),” said another friend. “She’s not just following the rules now, she’s trying to be better all around. She’s working out more, she’s serious about her acting. She thinks that if she gets through this, the ‘old’ Lindsay will be behind her.”

she looks great

Smart people avoid scum like the Lowhans.
Samantha certainly was smart to dump Lindsay.

If the judge lets her go again she will start misbehsving again. She has had 3 long years to get her act together and it's time she paid up.

SHE BELONGS IN JAIL

When you awaken from your drunken, pill popping blackout maybe you could tell us how long you think it will take them to figure out kittymuffin is one of your alts. Face it, you are an angry emotional viper living on the fringe. You envy everyone who crosses your path because you didn't do shit with your life. Now it’s too late and you can't change your nightmarish existence. Let me be the first to say aloud, I couldn't be happier about your agony. You earned it whore.

Paying all her lawyers for he 3 different cases will be drivng her into financial ruin.

If she loses the civil case, she will not only be hit with paying for damages, she will also have to pay for the opposing lawyers.

Whatever she may make in the future will be garnished for a long,long time.

I wouldn't be surprised if she claimed bankruptcy by the end of the year. E*Trade was her last hope and they refuse to offer a settlement to get rid of her frivolous lawsuit. I hope E*Trade asks the judge to make her pay their legal fees. It will push her into the poor house quicker and she'll be paying off her debts for a decade.

LOL nothing will hurt the Lohans as much as not having money.

No kidding. Multiple lawsuits will land a person in the poorhouse faster than anything else will.

From wealth to poverty in lightening speed.

Lindsay is not particularly talented either, despite of what her family would have us believe.

She will not rake in the millions of dollars these lawsuits are costing.

She has really messed up her future, any way you look at it.

God never teach us to hate or curse at someone..he teaches us how to love someone and learns how to forgive & forget.

I hope she dies in jail.

God taught 1:07 to spread her legs for all cummers on the net.

@1:07 Schizoid whore how many voices do you hear in your head? Ask one of them if Jesus wants you to give him a blowjob.

No, the proof goat whore's love for Jesus is this. Would the goat get down on all fours and take it up the ass for Jesus? Give us an amen, goat!!!

@1:07 how do you turn the pages of the bible with you fingers rammed up your snatch? Wait. Nevermind. You use your tongue because it can't reach your snatch.

LMFAO @11:02, 1:07 is a hypocritical, cuntfaced whore apostle for Jesus!! She's Satan's favorite goat gurl.

BREAKING NEWS!! EXCLUSIVE
Lindsay Lohan has a bruise on her arm.

Umm X17 it's just a f*ckin bruise .. you guys never had one?? Sheezz

Goat gurl, get a webcam and masturbate for Jesus!

Lohan looks A-mazinggggggggggggggggg in these new pics!

@1:30 sure hope your old man bruised you when he beat you for being a leg spreading cuntface on the net. Got pics?

Can I call him and ask for pics?

Does he know his kid is being raised by a hobag slut?

Come on goat gurl don't be a dick tease. Bend over and take the big red one up the ass for Jesus. Satan says it ok.

You're into real, right goat? How bout we make it real for you.

Goat gurl's confused. No trouble. Bend over and take the big red one up the ass for Jesus and give Satan a blowjob at the same time. This way they both know you love them. Bend over and open wide.

shakeyourfaketitsandlardassforjesus!

Goat - suck my cock or burn in hell!!!

cumswallowinggoatgurlforjesus!

Goat gurl won't do anal for Jesus and blow Satan. They're gonna rip her apart like a dried up wishbone.

Hell yeah

You're dead inside goat gurl. A dead, empty shell going through the motions. Good.

@1:41 the open criminal report and IC3 reports are *real*. She probably thinks otherwise because IC3 has a backlog of investigations. I get what you're saying though. She thinks she can keep doing this. Maybe it's time to make the *real* more immediate.

@2:20 looks like she needs to more real now.

Goat gurl needs the right incentive. Waving dead presidents in goat gurl’s face. Bend over and take the big red one up the ass for Jesus and give Satan a blowjob at the same time. This way they both know you love them. Bend over, spread em and open wide and say ahhhhhhhh.

Speaky sex acts for money makes you a cheap hooker.

It does and she has more alts.

Disney Remakes - Open eyes wide and look surprised. To act angry frown and furrow brow.
Mean Girls - Same as above only this time wear a huge push up bra. No need to act as Rachel McAdams steals all the scenes.
Prairie Home Companion - Mime a couple of songs and sit in the background pretending to write poetry. Not a lead character.
Georgia Rule - No need to act, better to do coke and get drunk off set. When on set dont act just be yourself (a brat).
Petey Screws Lilo 1 - Use injected lips to act sexy and try to conceal saggy boobs. If in doubt smoke a cig to look moody.
Deep Throat 1 - Same as Disney remakes, act innocent and look surprised. Rub dog food over self to help co-stars relax.

Deep Throat 1 - Same as Disney remakes, act innocent and look surprised. Rub dog food over self to help co-stars relax.

LOLOLOLOL!

some americans love "Strange Sex", folks!!

Botoxed, bruised, bra-less and partied out...the perfect Lohan-style way to face the Judge today...



FAIL AGAIN BloHo

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Due to three-times a week industrial-grade Botox treatments and forced sobriety, we are pleased to report that Lindsay Lohan actually looks like she is in her 30s.

Sadly, the same cannot be said for Auntie Ali.

" Ali is still here, well Lindsay has done something, botox"

"I hope ali stays forever just to piss some of you off."

"What ali needs to do is get the hell out of lindsay's appartment, go back to NYC, & leave SR & LL alone. So they can actually get to spend time with each other & not get bothered by anyone."

NO MORE FREEDOM FOR LINDSAY LOHAN

TODAY SHE WILL SPEND THE NEXT 180 DAYS BEHIND BARS

Does Chaz Bono have an apartment in the EW where Lilo and Sam both have aprtments??

we need Listmaker!!!!!!
re: Lindsay "Work, Work,Work" Lohan

Judge Revel needs a day by day account of how much Lindsay WORKED since the last court date.

THANKS!!!!!!!

6 31

Sadly, we can't be too sure----most sane people are STILL wondering why OJ got off!


California's Finest.

4:27 and other criminals hate the Lohans and God and their own family.
They don't know how to do anything good.

Looks like a burn to me. A curling iron or strap from something?

Served with another lawsuit! Perfect!

@4:02, 10:51, 10:56 Hiya captain gaytard!