A Look At Lindsay's Bikini Bod Over The Years...

Nasty Ginge Cryptkeeper!

i liked her in 2006 when she was with harry...too bad that didn't work out...she looked super sexy when she was with him.

VIVA THE ROYALS MAJESTIES QUEEN LINDAY DEE LOHAN 02 JULY 1986
THE SEA THAT SHINES COLORED OF MAGIC EARTH OF THE FABLES THAT FLIES AND TIPSY
MORE MORE THAN THE COLORED DIAMONDS
WHAT IT PERFUMES OF COLORED ROSES OF THE MAGIC SEA ; KISS SEA OF JULY!

She must be banging one of the X17 paps to get this much attention.

She's a different color in every pic. Girl is a chameleon.

VIVA THE 1) ROYALS MAJESTIES QUEENS
LINSDAY DEE LOHAN MAGIC 02 JULY 1986
THE SEA THAT COLORED OF MAGIC EARTH OF THE FABLES THAT FLIES AND TIPSY MORE MORE THAN THE COLORED DIAMONDS WHAT IT PERFUMES OF COLORED ROSES OF THE MAGIC SEA : I SEND THE BEST KISS SEA OF JULY!
WHO AND MY QUEENS OF MY CASTLE ?

WHY DON"T I KNOW TO WRITE YOUR CORRECT NAME ????????MMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????
VIVA HER BEFORE ROYALS MAJESTIES QUEENS
LINDSAY LOHAN O2 JULY 1986
THE MAGNIFICENT SEA THAT COLORED OF MAGIC EARTH OF THE FABLES THAT FLIES AND TIPSY MORE MORE THAN THE COLORED DIAMONDS WHAT IT PERFUMES OF COLORED ROSES THAT FLY AND SHINES MAGIC SEA :
I SEND THE BEST KISS KISS SEA OF JULY
WHO AND MY QUEENS OF MY CASTLE ?
PARIS HILTON IST NO!
PERHAPS SIX HER THE QUEENS OF MY CASTLE
THAT IT FLIES ?

This must be her Anorexic bikini year!

She has absolutely no shape at all, I know it's the drugs, right ?

Hmmmm! Looking at that collection of pics of Lilo over the years and her boobs and figure, I am put in mind of two things:

1. BB - Boy Body, the girl has no hips, straight (unlike her) waist, no curves, just lumps.

2. Old People Syndrome - With her boo\bs, the older she gets, the farther south they head for retirement.

I'm just saying!

Now. isn't that enough Lilo for at least a week?!?!? PLEASE!!

Khloe K is much more beautiful than this chick!

i know, x17 is riding this bitch hard. she is not attractive. yuck!

Eww!! She looks GROSS in all of those pics... why is x17 so obsessed with her?!

Lindsay is x17 new Britney but Britney was more fun to watch too bad Papa Spears has her on a short leash.

The NY Daily News is reporting that Lindsay is STALKING Sam.

Will Lindsay Lohan win Samantha Ronson back in London?

BY Amy Eisinger
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Friday, May 1st 2009, 1:01 PM

London is for lovers—at least, that's what Lindsay Lohan is hoping.

"Mean Girls" star Lohan has thrust herself into the spotlight again, in what some see as a desperate attempt to get back with her ex-girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson.

She and younger sister Ali Lohan just returned from a highly-publicized trip to Hawaii - during which the pair were photograghed ... the entire time. And by that we mean nearly every minute.

The Lohan girls appeared frequently in public spots wearing their bikinis, splashing in the ocean and surfing. Was it all planned so Ronson will see just what she's missing by separating from Lindsay?

Lindsay, 22, star has arranged to be in London next month—at the same time as Ronson—in hope of rekindling what the two shared last November, while they were both in the city together.

Lohan will do a photoshoot for British Vogue and is securing a number of other club appearances at the end of May. Ronson is due during the first week of June for a series of DJ gigs.

"Lindsay has booked at the same Kensington hotel they stayed in last time," a source told Britain's Daily Mail. Lohan is hoping to have "established" herself by the time Ronson shows up.

"Lindsay has been quite crafty and has arranged it so she comes to London a few days before Sam and establishes herself as a force here," the source said.

"Sam has no idea she is coming to London and is booked to do club appearances, although some of Lindsay's friends have told her it might backfire and Sam might cancel in fury," the source added.

"But Lindsay has gone to a lot of trouble to get the shoot and the club appearances arranged, and she's only doing it to try and win Sam back." Lohan recently chatted to talk show host Ellen Degeneres about her turbulent and public break-up with Ronson.

"I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place. I love her," Lohan said.

The on-again-off-again couple reportedly spoke after Lohan's "Ellen" appearance and Ronson later changed her Facebook status from "Single" to "It's Complicated."

Lohan is supposedly hopeful that a total reconciliation will occur after their meeting in London.

appearances at the end of May. Ronson is due during the first week of June for a series of DJ gigs.

Lindsay has booked at the same Kensington hotel they stayed in last time," a source told Britain's Daily Mail. Lohan is hoping to have "established" herself by the time Ronson shows up.

"Lindsay has been quite crafty and has arranged it so she comes to London a few days before Sam and establishes herself as a force here," the source said.

"Sam has no idea she is coming to London and is booked to do club appearances, although some of Lindsay's friends have told her it might backfire and Sam might cancel in fury," the source added.

"But Lindsay has gone to a lot of trouble to get the shoot and the club appearances arranged, and she's only doing it to try and win Sam back." Lohan recently chatted to talk show host Ellen Degeneres about her turbulent and public break-up with Ronson.

"I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place. I love her," Lohan said.

The on-again-off-again couple reportedly spoke after Lohan's "Ellen" appearance and Ronson later changed her Facebook status from "Single" to "It's Complicated."

Lohan is supposedly hopeful that a total reconciliation will occur after their meeting in London.

SEA

Lilo has always had what would be called a "boyish figure" = translation: no curves, no hips, must bumps and lumps on a stick.

That's unlike all of the K-sisters who most definitely have curves and hips and nice "womanly" shapes. Though I can really understand their rather universal obsession for black athletes. Not that object, but it's just curious that vanilla boys managed to sneak in there. Why the mud-shark attitude? Each to his own. Mother-Kardasian is greedy, materialistic bitch who rather than supporting ALL her daughters, lives OFF them.

Poor Bruce J!

What 'kingdom' do you rule in? The Lost City of Trailerparkia?

She did not lose weight by exercise and nutrition but from living on drugs, red bull, coke and cigs. She has almost no muscle tone and by the time she is 25 will have more than a little bit of cottage cheese.

This Maurizio character is REAL impressed with herself, isn't she? Somebody needs to break it to the bitch that she's downright boring.

Dear X17,

No more Lindsay Lohan UNTIL HALLOWEEN! Okay? PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?

Signed,
I'm Vomiting Already

7:45 Lost City of Tralierparkaria- hahahaha lol!
7:42- Lindsay the stalker- re: relationship statuses- not sure that report is accurate- Samantha Ronsson's myspace page has her down as "single"- I just checked a minute ago. So if they are together, Sam doesn't know about it

I don't like, I love every Lindsay' bikini bod, she is beautiful anyway!!

She wanted to be in Peepshow in Las Vegas but her boobs are too saggy for a topless show

She looks like starvin marvin on south park...

The pregnant one.

Now that's interesting; SOMEONE (X17?) edited my post AFTER it was sent. It ORIGINALLY read as follows - when you subtract out the negatives, the meaning changes just a bit!
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Lilo has always had what would be called a "boyish figure" = translation: no curves, no hips, must bumps and lumps on a stick.

That's unlike all of the K-sisters who most definitely have curves and hips and nice "womanly" shapes. Though I can't really understand their rather universal obsession for black athletes. Not that I object mind you, but it's just curious that NO vanilla boys managed to sneak in there. Why the mud-shark attitude?

Each to his own. Mother-Kardasian is greedy, materialistic bitch who rather than supporting ALL of her daughters, lives OFF them with her interest focused proportional to their income potential!.

Poor Bruce J!

This girl is so confused.

She looks horrid in every pic here. She does not have a good body at all for someone so young. She needs to get her lazy ass to the gym to tone up and get a little bit of muscle or something. It's not as if she has a career or anything that is preventing her from having the free time to workout.

Still young but unless she tones up she will have a lot of cellulite before long. She needs to maintain weight by exercise and not by fasting.

every pic looks like crap.

x17, your so wierd..i mean really..this is what floats your boat? withdraw? i used to really like this site...4 stories in 1 day on her..and it's sad cause she looks nasty...so ethier you guys are messed up or just can't chase people that dont call you

she has the most gross knees ever

10:18 - YOU USED TO TYPE THIS CRAP ON THE BRITNEY POSTS LAST YEAR. SOMEONE EDITED YOUR SUBMISSION.... BLAH BLAH BLAH

jglad, you're an idiot. Some people think you're sick. I just think you're incredibly moronic.

And no, you're not special. No one at X17 has the time or manpower to edit posts subsequent to submission.

what's funny about this girl is that she always tell people that she is not drinking but when you look at her pictures after she go to the clubs or where ever she looks drunk..lmao..

She looks good in the 1st picture with the white bikini.

she is not hot at all !!! camm on !

Hey 11:39 !

Speaking of moronic ...................!

;p

the blond pic is cute in these pics but she has looked much better, when she had the really dark hair, she was gorgeous, anyway we can all see that she is at the thinnest she has ever been

SHE IS AMAZING!!
BTW, WHAT IT SAYS HER NEW TATTOO? ITS NOT WHAT ALL THE SITES SAYS "EVERYONE IS A STAR AND DESERVES THE RIGHT TO TWINKLE.." ITS NOT THAT!! SHE GAVES AN INTERVIEW TO E! AND SHE SHOWS HER TATTOO....WHAT REALLY SAYS?

the blond pic is cute in these pics but she has looked much better, when she had the really dark hair, she was gorgeous, anyway we can all see that she is at the thinnest she has ever been

ONCE A SKANK ALWAYS A SKANK!!!

LOHAN COMES FROM A BAD FAMILY ON HER MOTHERS SIDE ALL OF HER UNCLES CHRIS,MATT AND PAUL ALL HAVE DRUG OR JAIL TIME AND THERE KIDS ALL HAVE THE SAME DRUG AND JAIL PROBLEMS THERE KIDS ARE IN JAIL OR GROUP HOMES SO NONE OF THE LOHANS ARE NORMAL
DINA CLAMS SHE WAS A ROCKETTE BUT IF YOU CALL AND ASK IF THERE WAS EVER A DINA SULLIVAN AS A ROCKETTE THEY WILL SAY NO!!
JUST A SCREWED UP FAMILY ALL OF THEM

She looks so skinny at the moment! :(

GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS

LINDSAYS UNCLE CHRIS GOT SHOT BY A DRUG DEALER AND HE IS HEAVY INTO HERION HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND SUE

4:04 - It wasn't the dark hair that made her look better. It was the extra 20 pounds. She looks awful right now.

Apparently she never read Steve King's book Thinner? lol

She looks like she is dying. How sad. The girl is so messed up.

You are all jealous of her talent, beauty and success. You all are jealous of us young, hot lesbians!!

Why are so many of you pathetic perverts jealous
of 15 year-old Ali?
Probably because the lovely Lohan sisters have accomplished more
and earned more money than any of you ever will.

Can't wait to see Ali fail her first rehab! All the Blohans are drunks and/or druggies by nature or are being trained by the best to be addicts!

Hello implants! I know that makes me sound bitter or judgemental or something, but I have them myself and am in the plastic surgery industry, and with her life being documented in bikinis, it's blatently obvious she's had them...and there's absolutely nothing wrong with plastic surgery. What's pathetic and wrong is when these stars get it left and right and claim to be all natural, no-work-done miracles of genetics and make everyone else feel so much worse about not being able to look even close naturally. It enfuriates me and is almost laughable when it's so freakin' obvious. The leopard bikini in the gallery is obviously recently after she had the surgery...oh, and breast tissue is almost ALWAYS the first tissue to go with weight loss because it's easier to break down and metabolize than fat! She's crazy if she believes we all bought the story of it happening over night anyway. For fun, go look back at some pics of the girl out from 2004...it's ridiculous...they are literally tight round softballs on her chest about 4 inches apart...I know that look haha believe me! And there's a pic of her from the side when she had brown hair in a one-strap navy blue dress at some award show with half her boob hanging out...look closely...you clearly see four or five implant ripples along the bottom side of her boob. I just wish these beautiful people would grow a pair and say, yeah, I did it, and there's nothing wrong with that! Grow up, Linds (and now Ali too)! p.s. How is it possible that no one close to that girl has a heart or a brain to help her!!

How skinny she is!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first picture in the link where she's blonde with cutoffs...her body definately looks best like that. Toned, not too skinny. I'd like to have that definition.

HAIL SKELATOR!!!!

She looks absolutely delicious. Who wouldn't want to dine at her pink taco? I know I wouldn't mind!

girl has no hips. wierd.