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Lindsay Wants To Clean Up Her Image

Posted on Tue Dec 8, 2009 01:10 PM PDT

lindsnipcen.jpgimage courtesy of Muse Mag

Less than 48 hours after scandalous, boobie-baring shots of Lindsay Lohan hit the web, she jetted off to India to work on a documentary project.

It's nice that Lindsay is venturing to that region of the world to help those less fortunate than her, but are these really her intentions? I mean, is there ANY chance she's doing this just to snag herself some good press?

Click after the jump to see the whole enchilada...



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Posted by: Anonymous

WHORE!



Posted by: Anonymous

TRAINWRECK



Posted by: Anonymous




HERPES.



Posted by: Anonymous

PILLS



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay...Lindsay :(



Posted by: Anonymous





Balding



Posted by: Anonymous

snoozeville



Posted by: Anonymous

D-list



Posted by: Anonymous

i'd suck on those titties



Posted by: Anonymous

Her Nana must be so proud of these pictures.



Posted by: Anonymous

You can practically see the flies buzzing around that mess.



Posted by: Anonymous

And this mess is supposed to be helping children? Yeah right.



Posted by: Anonymous

I love it that she doesn't give sh*t about other peoples opinions and just does her won thing.
btw, the photoshoot is AWESOME!



Posted by: Anonymous

WOW, she's really going to India to do a BBC documentary...........Great news!



Posted by: Anonymous

There's nothing hip/interesting/artistic/sensual about any of these pictures.

It's just Lindsay looking crackwhorish, as usual.

Next.

And the male model looks 15 years old.



Posted by: Anonymous

HOT!



Posted by: Anonymous

LMFAO--- I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THESE PICS----WHAT AN UNSEXY JOKE SHE IS.



Posted by: Anonymous

And what you thought little girl????? Boo hoo



Posted by: Anonymous

yea, srsly. her ass is lopsided bony and gross and her lips are horrid.

completely un-sensual.



Posted by: Anonymous

see: www . lifeandstylemag . com

Lindsay plans to continue her good deeds when she returns home by donating toys to LA children's hospitals.



Posted by: Anonymous

there is NOTING sexy about these pics! TERRIBLE and TASTELESS



Posted by: Anonymous

She looked better before she did whatever it was to her lips and dyed the hair blonde.

And then there's the coke.



And pills.

(Reply to this)



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah, she's HAWTTTTTTTTT



Posted by: pretty young girl

Hopefully shes going to India for something good and not to find the greatest drug ever. Ilike the pictures but she needs to go back to red hair



Posted by: Anonymous

lilo = hottie
me likey the shoot



Posted by: Anonymous

lol, I hate when someone says, "she's so high fashion"


No.

No she isn't.



Posted by: Anonymous

Her nipple is miniscule. At first I thought it was photoshopped out.



Posted by: Anonymous

The boob one here that's also on the cover is so unfortunate. It looks completely deformed.



Posted by: Anonymous

why is there a cigarette in all the pics?

idk why, but that is bothering me lol



Posted by: Anonymous

1:46



Because smoking is so ~couture~



Posted by: Anonymous




maaaake her stooooop



Posted by: Anonymous

why couldn't she have shown her tits when she was hot? why lindsay? :(



Posted by: Anonymous

this isn't controversial. what is so ~shocking~ about these pictures? absolutely nothing.

she doesn't thrive on controversy either, she just wants attention. it's sad.



Posted by: Anonymous

This shoot does nothing for her look/image and I think its almost rather condescending that the photographer would let her look this f*cked up in the first place.

This whole concept is almost mocking her, and as much as she denies her f*cked-upness, she's only confirming what everyone thinks with this kind of behavior.
This girl needs a real friend in her life.




Posted by: Anonymous

WHAT IS THAT NIPPLE?

It looks like a mole....or a wart. She's areola-less.



Posted by: Anonymous

Loveeeeeeeeee these pix for Muse mag.
And I loveeeeeeeeee LL's image.



Posted by: Anonymous

She needs to f*cking fire her pr people already, this sh*t is getting ridiculous.

TRASHY PHOTOSHOOTS ARE ONLY CLASSY WHEN SOMEONE CLASSY IS IN THEM. IT IS NOT IRONIC OR EDGY WHEN ART IMITATES REAL LIFE.

This sh*t just makes her look worse.



Posted by: Anonymous

I don't give a sh*t that she's naked. I'm all for naked chicks. Please.

It's just that I don't think she looks attractive in this shoot. She looks unhealthy and the photos look really forced.

The whole concept screams, "Ooh, look at me! I'm edgy and controversial!"... it fails miserably and is a joke all over L.A.



Posted by: Anonymous

What bothers me the most in these pics (apart from the porn aspect) is her failed attempt at looking sexy. She has big boobs, but that's it.

That permanent drug face, lips parted, fingers in the mouth, eyes half shut, it's so cliché and unsexy. Maybe a better actress could work it, but Bloho hasn't really acted in almost 2 years.

(And, fan-nerds, don't bring up Machete--I'm talking a major, starring role.)



Posted by: Anonymous

Please, she needs to clean and detox herself first before she cleans up her image.

Of course she's going to India to help her image, problem is people know why she's doing it. She's no Angelina!



Posted by: Anonymous

wow....these are so....ORIGINAL.

lindsay lohan looking like a cracked out whore smoking cigarettes....who came up with this shoot? they should be lauded.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:54
Please. I like looking at naked chicks, for art and for porn. But I'm not turned on, nor do I see any art value in Meth Den Photo-shoots.

People can't avert their eyes from a train wreck, that's why these photos are getting so many views. This is definitely not going to empower her career.



Posted by: Anonymous

HOTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

If you're trying to re-vamp your image, should you really do a photoshoot that basically makes you look like a coke-whore who has group sex in a motel room?



Posted by: Anonymous

She's done. Anyone real who'd hire her would automatically look like a joke



Posted by: Anonymous

i don't really care about her being naked. mostly, i am fascinated by her sideshow freak life.

who knew that when paris, lindsay & britney were hanging out, LINDSAY would end up being the most f*cked up, for the longest?



Posted by: Anonymous

Who cares. It just makes her look like the slut she is. I seriously doubt that this BBC documentary will change her. Nothing is going to change her unless she decides to change herself.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay, having a cig in your hand in every picture doesn't make you look classy or adult.

Just moronic.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is so desperate and gross. And at this point it's like looking at Gollum with tits and a blonde wig.



Posted by: Anonymous

These pictures aren't even close to being anything but gross.



Posted by: Anonymous

I feel bad for the kids in India, as they didn't have enough to deal with already.



Posted by: Anonymous

India. Great.
Can't you just hear her 2-pack-a-day Newports croak-voice, "For just one dollar a day you can feed a starving child."



Posted by: Anonymous

She's unique / Love her or hate her.



Posted by: RP

"In related news, all the children of India are stampeding across the border into Pakistan."



Posted by: Anonymous

WTF- Going from a menage a trois photo shoot, looking like an Alantic City hooker on the ho walk too long, to helping the impoverished children of India by highlighting their plight on the BBC.

Please just stop it-please.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's got Patrick her fcuk buddie with her hope he can find her drugs there
There only going for 4 days wow lots of hard work
Patrick and her are both scared shitless Patrick even has it on his twitter and the looks ofLiLo in pictures she is sooo scared
Maybe she shouldnt of opened her BIG mouth about going
Ha Ha Ha she desevers ever thing she gets smacked with
Karma to her!!!



Posted by: Anonymous




Somewhere in America, a truckstop is missing it's hooker.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ugh. Is there no one else the BBC can send?

I am Indian-American. This sickens me.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sexy!



Posted by: Anonymous

Jeebus - these 2 emaciated f*cktards bumping bones is disgusting. Not a good thing to see in the morning (or anytime actually).

Looks like Lilo's slide into porn is happening....



Posted by: Fan.

why when she's doing something good and nice, you guys start talk bullshits about it. If she's going to India, to help people, THIS IS A GREAT THING! whatever is her inttention, this is a great thing! So that's the problem of u guys, leave her alone. And the pictures? WHATEVER! She's gorgeous and she always do scandalous photoshoot, so what? I love it. She's amazing person, you guys want to destroy her.



Posted by: Anonymous

B*tch will be chipping away at the jewels in the Taj Mahal, hoping to pawn them back in the States.



Posted by: Anonymous

"I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s."



Posted by: Anonymous

She had implants since last time Firecrotch photographed with boobs hanging out



Posted by: Anonymous

Reminds us of the porn actress 'Savannah' and her career..except Lindsay got a nice start on a real career..now she's such a dirty little vaccuum of herpes sores.

To look at her makes one want to wear a Hazmat suit and peer at her through goggles.



Posted by: Anonymous

Did India make her get tested for aids?



Posted by:

BBC documentary is failed attempt, she understands nothing about humanity.



Posted by: Anonymous

I always feel dirty when I come across a picture of her. She looks so grimy.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is NOT unique. She is like all of the other trashy, famewhores out there. She is continually trying to mold herself into various icons such as Marilyn and now Kate Moss, and the results are always an epic FAIL. The idea of her saying she is trying to change her image and then releasing these pics worthy of cheap skin rags, is simply laughable.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is NEVER going to last in India she is in for a rude awaking hehehe



Posted by: Anonymous

She wants to be like Drew Barrymore. She is trying too hard..



Posted by: Anonymous

Her tit is just so nasty LMFAO implants that sag and look like grandmas Still laughing



Posted by: Anonymous

I wonder how many countless times she took a break to 'powder her nose' during this shoot? She looks exactly like a jackal picking over dead bodies! She is completely revolting. An OD looms close!



Posted by: Anonymous

2:24 They cannot destroy her.She doesn't give a f*ck about 'em.Haters only make her more popular.



Posted by: Anonymous

She'll OD under her own power! No one but lying idiots like 3:04 will be surprised!



Posted by: Anonymous

Long enough flight for her to give head to at least half of the guys on the plane



Posted by: Anonymous

i cant see the people of india being happy to have this lowlife come there.



Posted by: the wondering voice

i thought the knife on the bed was a syringe.....
i guess they hide the syringe before the shoot



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks like poop and smells like it too. Not sexy, more like the cracked up ho look. She is a waste, not pretty or talented, and should get a real job at McDonald's.



Posted by: Anonymous

Bet Kate Moss is just so honored to have blohole pretending to be her. $hit, Johnny Depp probably started taking multiple Silkwood showers at just the thought of this 'publication'.
Too bad blohan looks even older than Cokate......



Posted by: QueenOfTrashin

Well, she bares absolutely not resemblance to Kate Moss, nor does he look like Johnny Depp, BUT they do both look filthy enough to be from Europe.



Posted by: Anonymous

BAAA HAAA HAAA...filthy indeed.
WH0RE!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I will believe the documentary 'do gooder' BS when I actually SEE and HEAR the finished product. She is always pulling the "millions are starving" crap when she is trying to deflect from something STOOPID she has done.
She has ZERO credibilty.
And she has turned amazingly FUG!



Posted by: Anonymous

3:11 Thanks for the reply Mother Teresa!! LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

3:11 You're such a hypocrite !!! Oh Yeah



Posted by: Anonymous

Glad it pissed you off, you lying loser! You're so stupid, you should just pack it in because no one believes your lies except for people who are of the special needs level. Short bus riders, like yourself!



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow. So classy.



Posted by: Anonymous

3:53 Calm down genius.You're the typical hater.You forget everithing good,and concentrate on the bad things.Such a pathetic hypacrite! wooohooo



Posted by: Anonymous

3:53 Calm down genius.You're the typical hater.You forget everithing good,and concentrate on the bad things.Such a pathetic hypocrite! wooohooo



Posted by: Anonymous

Her reputation? ROFL



Posted by: Anonymous

Her reputation? ROFL



Posted by: Anonymous

Her reputation? ROFL



Posted by: Anonymous

4:05....learn to SPELL.
You are making an a$$ of yourself.
Oh wait....that explains your defense of the wackadoo!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

where can I buy stars for titties, please? I want my pair!!! and I also need a trumpet for my butt and flowers, so I can turn fart into some musical and magical shit.

see! it's all because of your daily Lindsay Lohan news. I'm sick! that's a new version of the fXXXing swine flu.



Posted by: Anonymous

The BBC will not work with her regardless of the "act of kindness." Obviously this is a ploy and another failure. She is an example of a crack addicted whore, nothing more than that.



Posted by: Anonymous

What the hell was Samantha Ronson thinking? Or Calum Best? Or Wilmer? Or Harry? Or Stavros?
Oh hell, I could be here for days....
Nevermind.



Posted by: Anonymous

That nasty tittie is making me need a silkwood shower.



Posted by: Anonymous

To all of her promoters, please explain and define the BBC, without Google. My guess her 2 fans have no idea, but are happy that she is doing something, anything. She will make a fool out of herself once again and I'm sure they are not paying her a dime.



Posted by: Anonymous

It's so easy to get a retarded and lying Blohan backer all upset! But since you worship a drug addict skank thief, you are obviously just like her in those regards so your life will always be filled with serious problems! People like you are why prisons are so crowded. Have fun dealing with all those STDs, jail times, rehabs, and all those other dirty, nasty things you're suffering from! :)



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks like an old hooker, worn out, and desperate. Well, she is grabbing at straws to keep her tainted name out in the press. She is such a ugly, wannabe, LA poser. No one wants to deal with her regardless. She stinks like BO too, I have stood next to her, very gross.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:24 Sorry,but the english is not my first language.But whatever Einstein,you realy hurt my feelings.Now I cry.I'll call mama to beat you.Watch yourself and take care baby !!



Posted by: Anonymous

ME TOO!.....She actually physically smells BAD....Like she has some nasty funk. She is totally gross and she is really freaky, jittery and weird.



Posted by: Anonymous

Stupid people often get their feelings hurt because they are constantly humiliated by smarter people. I bet your stupid little feelings really did get hurt! Have fun picking at your crotch scabs.



Posted by: Anonymous

2:24, you are an idiot. So this dumb ho is going to help a country of over a billion people - GROW UP and open your eyes. If she screws around over there she will go to jail, the place she should be here. The US Embassy won't be rushing to her aid either. She is a horrible example of a human being and is doing this for press or trying to get her ass sold off to the highest bidder.



Posted by: Anonymous

Put your tit away, Lindsay.

India doesn’t need a wet nurse lactating pharmaceutical chemicals.

You’re a grotesque spectacle!



Posted by: Anonymous

4:42 You are smart? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Give me a break!Please,is getting ugly.



Posted by: Ugh...

The photographer said the nip-slip was accidental...that it "just happened"... Whatever...she's disgusting...there's absolutely nothing artistic or sensual about these...She literally looks like a crackwhore trying to score some drugs...



Posted by: Anonymous

Ah hell, she is only going to be gone four days. She barely has time to make the trek through the airports to the hotel and the nightclub....sleep it off and turn around and come back to the states (lucky us)....and then she will TWEET some damn nonsense about saving the world.
How can ANYONE...even tweens and dorks think that a normal, sensible human being would be jealous of this thing.
Am I a hater? Yeah. Am I jealous.....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....OF WHAT YOU MORONS TWITS?
Gee....I wish I could be a saggy, skanky, smelly, lying, thieving POS...
NOT!



Posted by: Anonymous

She smells so nasty 4:41, I wasn't even too drunk yet. It was a strange scent, probably her pores seeping out booze, drugs, tobacco, and whatever is left over. It was bad BO and she had a couple of layers on. I would hate to smell her crotch or arm pits. She really smelled like a urine coated bum. She needs to take a week long bath, wash her clothes and freckled ass.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:48-1 There are three posts at 4:42. Pick ONE, asshole!



Posted by: Anonymous

She should do a documentary to help her fan(s).
They are in serious need of help. Obviously.



Posted by: Anonymous

Usually I’m laid back about celebrities and their narcissist bullshit. But seeing her use an impoverished nation to rehabilitate her unseemly image makes me wish her ill. Nothing but ill!



Posted by: Anonymous

4:48-1 There are three posts at 4:42. Pick ONE, asshole!

HAHA. Love this one. No $hit.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:54-2 Good to know, LOL!



Posted by: blohans mirror

Ditto 1:54(1)

She always pulls this 'redemption' crap.
And it is only to momentarily save her crack addicted face.
Why r U worried about me stealing from everyone on earth and lying? don't u know peple r strving in antartica? (I hear its really hot their?) xoxoxox...Miley, girl you better be coming to India with me bella...



Posted by: Anonymous

Vote 4:51 for president !!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Sorry 4:54(1)



Posted by: Anonymous

4:51 YES, URINE is one of the smells.
She smells like the Metro in Paris after the Weekend.
This is not a good thing. BAD BO mixed with...um....well...just an unwashed female smell.
Like a walking yeast infection.



Posted by: Anonymous

"Lindsay Lohan jetted from Los Angeles to India on Monday night to shoot a hard-hitting new documentary about sex trafficking.

The actress will spend a week in various areas of India shooting a low-key BBC investigation about the trafficking of women and children in the country.

A source tells Life & Style magazine, "Lindsay is trying to better herself and get away from her party-girl image. She wants to be taken more seriously."

Lindsay plans to continue her good deeds when she returns home next week - she's planning a trip to select Los Angeles children’s hospitals, where she'll play Santa and hand out toys to sick kids."


i just threw up in my mouth a little bit....



Posted by: Anonymous

4.51, I gotta admit I do feel kinda sorry for her. She really is BEYOND icky and she has NO IDEA.



Posted by: Anonymous

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit....


Ditto!



Posted by: Anonymous

4:48, you are no genius. I can tell by your posts that you are a lonely little baby, who has no education, and cherishes the fact that you idolize a dumb skank, just like yourself. You should join your pretend "friend" and go to India to save their country. Actually, you would miss your shift at Taco Bell, before heading to night school to obtain your GED.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:58-1 I hear its really hot

That was funny!



Posted by: mr

Those children need someone who's smart and educated and familiar with public policy and trafficking practices.

What they don't need is that f*cking, balding crackwhore traipsing around like she knows something.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:58-2 ;)



Posted by: mr



Not the best spokesperson, BBC.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:48....AHHH. Now I am never going to be able to eat Taco Bell again..........LOL

You are going to have to 'explain' the GED to this one.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah, couldn't BBC find someone with an education who wasn't a total coke slut and who was doing it for good reasons instead of attention and cleansing of public image?



Posted by: Anonymous

5:09


Exactly.A washed up starlet on drugs with plenty of scandals wouldn't be my first choice to explore sex trafficking in India.



Posted by: Anonymous

I will miss this crack when she OD's. She is shaping up to be much more fun than previous train wrecks have been.

This one, Unlike Micha and Britney....actually has a Zero Sympathy quotient.
of course her regular IQ is in danger as well.



Posted by: Anonymous

This from a b*tch who has trafficked her pussy all over Hollywood?



Posted by: Anonymous

BBC must have thought, "Girl knows ALL ABOUT sex trafficking."



Posted by: Anonymous

Go to the BBC website and do a search on Lohan. You get a "herbie fully loaded" review.
Not a thing on thier site mentioning this documentary.



Posted by: Anonymous

Like I said earlier, I will believe the documentary, when I see the finished product.



Posted by: Anonymous

Linds, while I think that doing some volunteer work would be great for you, maybe sex trafficking isn't the best topic for you to focus on right now.

And the Santa thing..that's just wrong.



Posted by: Anonymous

5:06-2 Mia Farrow, Sigourney Weaver, Charlize Theron or Natalie Portman would have been a superior choice for a narrator. All four women have worked with the United Nations Human Rights Council (UNHRC) and are well-versed in health and public policy concerns. None would be using an impoverished nation to revitalize their dying career.



Posted by: Anonymous

" where she'll play Santa and hand out toys to sick kids"

OH GOD THOSE KIDS ARE GOING TO BE FRIGHTENED OUT OF THEIR MINDS.



Posted by: Anonymous

5:11 Zero Sympathy quotient

Very well said!



Posted by: Anonymous

Linds, while I think that doing some volunteer work would be great for you, maybe sex trafficking isn't the best topic for you to focus on right now.

And the Santa thing..that's just wrong.



HAHAHAHA. YES



Posted by: Anonymous

Maybe Lohan's IMDB is a little out of date:
"In her spare time, Lohan enjoys swimming, basketball, shopping, singing, reading, writing, gymnastics, collecting Beanie Babies, roller-blading, and playing with her siblings Ali Lohan, Dakota and Michael Lohan."



Posted by: Anonymous







LMAO COLLECTING BEANIE BABIES.



Posted by: Anonymous

The Muse Magazine photos followed by a documentary about sex trafficking makes this miserable opportunist a grotesque spectacle.



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh gosh this site is great tonight.
Beanie Babies eh?
Lets rethink this:
In her spare time, Lohan enjoys swimming, basketball, shopping, singing, reading (unconfirmed and implausible, writing (twittering idiocy), gymnastics(no need to describe this one), collecting Beanie Babies(is that what they call an 8-ball now), roller-blading (cutting myself), and playing with her siblings Ali (grandma) Lohan, Dakota and Michael Lohan (who?)."



Posted by: Dolphin_123

I don't care what people talking about
Do you best lindz
I still love you...YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Dolphin_123

I don't care what people talking about
Do your best lindz
I still love you...YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Dolphin_123

I don't care what people talking about
Do your best lindz
I still love you...YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Sorry, missed this part;
in her spare time, Lohan enjoys swimming (muff diving), basketball (I am sure she shagged a b-ball player in this mess), shopping (leave this one as is), singing (oh please..freaky friday does NOT count),



Posted by: Anonymous

I need more GIN, this is crazy funny!



Posted by: Anonymous

5:28-2 LOL!

Cleaning coffee off my keyboard!



Posted by: Anonymous

5:05 I told you,english is not my first language,but to call me uneducated.God, you don't know me.I just hate the way you treat Lindsay.You don't know her 2.



Posted by: Anonymous

ummmm, court date coming up mid-December....you can bet on your life that her manager/lawyer,publicist shoved her onto that plane to India and lined up the Santa gig.

Too bad really sick kids have to be on the receiving end of her attention-grabbing nonsense.



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey Dolphin....FLIPPER IS DEAD



Posted by: Anonymous

Michael who?

Michael “Who would Jesus Record? Lohan



Posted by: Anonymous

She truly looks dirty and smelly. Just. rancid.



Posted by: Anonymous

5:36-4 LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

Boy, maria is really crapping on herself tonight! Keep up the good work people!



Posted by: Anonymous

5:36(1)Thanks!
5:36(2)STFU
5:36(3)Yep... just a game and it is BS.
5:30: FLIPPER IS STILL DEAD



Posted by: Anonymous

LMAO COLLECTING BEANIE BABIES....me too,
sooooo LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

Someone needs to tell LiLo that giving kids cocaine so they don't feel hungry isn't the same as SOLVING child hunger...



Posted by: Anonymous

Someone needs to tell LiLo that giving kids cocaine so they don't feel hungry isn't the same as SOLVING child hunger...
TOUCHE'



Posted by: Who Would Jesus Record?

5:38, what a great shirt idea! A pic of Mikey's nasty face dressed up in his Halloween costume as Joseph with a 'WWJR?' right below it! I personally wouldn't wear the shirt, but it would also make for a fine dart board!



Posted by: Anonymous

You know a celebrity has become a caricature of their former selves when backward fans come crawling out from under a rock whining about who they use to be, before they destroyed themselves with drugs and debauchery.



Posted by: Anonymous

5:41 Don't tell me what to do, mother !



Posted by: Anonymous

Man, my family is FDUP....like a lot of folks....but the Lohans are SURREAL. This is the most Bizarre family I have ever witnessed (plus freckles)



Posted by: Anonymous

There will be horrible pictures of Blohan running naked (GAG!) through the slums past starving people. She'll be laughing her little crackhead off all the way.



Posted by: Anonymous

5:41 Don't tell me what to do, mother !
BAHHAHAHAHAHA



Posted by: Anonymous

5:44-2 Thanks, you know where to send the royalty checks! :D



Posted by: Anonymous

"Escape the drama of LA"?

B*tch, please, you live for drama. Aren't those poor children suffering enough?



Posted by: Anonymous

With the outbreaks of various contagions throughout the world, you would think that Blohan traveling anywhere would make people wise up and start issuing quarantines for people, starting with her! India has enough problems as it is without Blohan spreading around more virulent and deadly diseases!



Posted by: Anonymous

One of the crackoids at her frequent and non-stop parties told her there was a mythical mountain of pure crack in India and she fell for it hook, nose straw, and syringe! Lindiana Drug Joneser and the Temple of Crack!



Posted by: Anonymous

And to make matters worse, apparently one of those diseases ate her nipple.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindiana Drug Joneser and the Temple of Crack!


You just became my hero.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindiana Drug Joneser and the Temple of Crack!
even my husband left his soccer game to laugh at this one.
GOOD JOB



Posted by: Anonymous

Shucks...feel free to use it anytime!



Posted by: Anonymous

Man, my family is FDUP....like a lot of folks....but the Lohans are SURREAL. This is the most Bizarre family I have ever witnessed (plus freckles)


Blame it on the Freckles!

http:// bit.ly/69yM7i



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindiana Drug Joneser and the Temple of Crack!

...LMAO!



Posted by: Anonymous

I think we have finally found a new title for Hohan's latest load o' bullcrap!



Posted by: Anonymous

NO $HIT....Ya'll are crackin' me up.



Posted by: Anonymous

Damn, now I have an image in my mind of Gollum wearing a fedora! Ick! Nast!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

EHWWWW!!



Posted by: Anonymous

[Wearing a fedora, Gollum squats and slaps a fish on the on the rocks while singing]

"Rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweet!
I only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!"



Posted by: Anonymous

She gives out the sex for free, so what does she care about what others do.
India does NOT need this slut to lecture them on anything.



Posted by: Anonymous

[Gollum cries]

Gollum: "Sméagol. Why does it cry, Sméagol?"
Sméagol: "Nobody loves us. Master tricksed us."
Gollum: "Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false."
Sméagol: "Master is our friend — our friend.
Gollum: "Master betrayed us!"
Sméagol: "No, not it's business. Leave us alone."
Gollum: "Filthy little hobbitses! They stole it from us!"
Sméagol: "No...no."
Faramir: "What did they steal?"

[Gollum turns to face Faramir]

Gollum: "My...Precious 8ball! Arggggh!"



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindiana Drug Joneser and the Temple of Crack!

I think we have finally found a new title for Hohan's latest load o' bullcrap!

I'll second that!



Posted by: Anonymous

I think her real name is Lillith.



Posted by: Anonymous

Umh no. Her real name is WHORE.



Posted by: Anonymous

She needs to update her tattoo.

“Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle,“ (the freedom to consume copiously quantities of narcotics and a little “Me Time” to self-mutilate). “I think it's so expressive in so many ways."

http:// bit.ly/guRJQ



Posted by: Anonymous

Actually, Gollumhan's image is being widely used, even in video games like Fallout 3!
http:// fallout.bethsoft.com/images/art/fallout3screens/screen13B.jpg

This is what Dina the Crackasaur saw just before getting wacked on her rat teeth for foolishly mentioning rehab!



Posted by: Anonymous

Biblical Lillith or Frasier’s Lillith (aka the ball crusher)?



Posted by: Anonymous

6:24 O.O !



Posted by: Anonymous

Later!



Posted by: Anonymous

@ 5:28 2nd n 5:33 your are Hilarious
Lohan haters are really funny
Keep up the chuckles I'll stick around
I cant stop Laughing that was so funny



Posted by: Anonymous

Dina also made it in the game:

http:// 3.bp.blogspot.com/_bbEuPGEuXcQ/SntkNKHpcLI/AAAAAAAAAps/YGYG86OvcwA/s1600-h/Mole_rat_FO3.png

So did Aliho:

http:// 4.bp.blogspot.com/_bbEuPGEuXcQ/SntknVG5zoI/AAAAAAAAAp8/hGlpX-cRWz8/s1600-h/Trog.png

You can definitely see the family resemblance in this images.



Posted by: Anonymous

these images



Posted by: Anonymous

Have a good one!



Posted by: Anonymous

Playboys girlwatch on twitter said that Lohan was far from being hot are sexy in her latest photo shoot
Ha Ha they will never want her



Posted by: Anonymous

Everyone in twitter world is bashing her saying no resecpt drugged out photo shoot
even her #1 fan says im the only one who still like lindsay..what a dumb ass
im sure lil-lilito was the commenter on here blah blah blahing her shit noise



Posted by: Anonymous

HEY where did that funny poster go??



Posted by: Anonymous

LL=Loser
Of course I am sure one of her tween troll fans will say: LENSEE is beuoTiful, you haters, jealous of her millions and fake jobs as designeer, actor, singer, captain of industry, prestident of North pole...etc.



Posted by: Anonymous

I am back...and with more GIN!!!
LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

well than drink up and type away your shit is good!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I went to look at the other news, but Tiger hasn't made a bakers dozen yet.
So,,,....I came back to Leensey....



Posted by: Anonymous

hey, what can I say. I gotta do something between work and travel. LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

6:21 LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

I truly am laughing my ass off here. but I am having a good time.
Too bad the 'fans' take this 'HO' so serious.



Posted by: Firecrotch

"I am ready for a Hindu gang bang"



Posted by: Anonymous

Tiger Woods = Gog !



Posted by: Anonymous

I dont know what is more scarier seeing Micheal Lohan picture or Looking at this picture of her????
Guess it doesnt matter still gonna have nightmares tonight



Posted by: Anonymous

So is the orange bi#ch.
She is probably experiencing it now, but doesn't realize it.
cuz there are crack whores being sold for whale flubber in alaska....



Posted by: Anonymous

They say her tit just happened to fall out by mistake
Hummm well when your shirt isnt zippered all the way up what did they except?
Must make a note to brain on this one



Posted by: Anonymous

note to brain.....that thing that fell out won't be an actual tit unless you water it well...
Or just...well...enhance the saggy pimple in some OTHER way.



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL i just noticed the second picture Duhhh to me..
Her freakin nipple is hilarious what the f-ck is that??
It looks like a really bad water balloon



Posted by: Anonymous

I can't decide if I am getting the D.T's from the GIN...or if she is just giving me the heebie jeebies



Posted by: Anonymous

Im pissing in my pants and cant stop going back looking at that tit. I havent laughed this hard in a while, now thats funny..Who ever thought a tit would be so funny looking



Posted by: Anonymous

porn poontang image now & 4eva



Posted by: Anonymous

OK, I think they sensored my bad tit remarks...THAT SUCKS



Posted by: Anonymous

That is not a tit...that is a mole on a ant hill.
It just does not look good, sexy or even normal. EW...

She is embarrasing to good Holstien cow.



Posted by: Anonymous

Im sorry but thats a realy bad boob job. That doctor should be smacked.Not only are they saggy at 23 years old but there not even nice.If she can punch her mother in the face, she needs to go back and bitch slap who ever did that.



Posted by: Anonymous

7:25 post again



Posted by: Anonymous

No No No the doctor knew she would be staring in low budget porn so he gave her the low budget boob



Posted by: Anonymous

Posted by: Anonymous
7:25 post again


I would, but I can't remember what I said....LOL..



Posted by: Anonymous

I cant believe that Samantha found that shit hot or sexy
cause now between all those nasty ass freckles and seeing that tit
Total turn off
Samantha must drink Jack by the galoons



Posted by: Anonymous

7:35 Great humor is hard to forget!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Yep, I rather like the Ronson's...and yeah....she had to be numbing somehow to EAT that.



Posted by: Anonymous

met gallons



Posted by: Anonymous

I mean really to have to put lemon juice on LiLos Tuna Twat every night see those whatever you call them tits,look at all those freckles a person has to stop and ask themselve is it really worth it???



Posted by: Anonymous

Ha Ha Lohan looks like someone got a bad case of the brown juicy juices and the wind was blowing and it splattered there brown juice all over her



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG our wishes are coming true!!
Back in July there some commenters on here that wished the Lohan family would move to Iran and get blown up (they were even starting a collection)
One Lohan on her way to India is a start right?? I know its not Iran but its damm close



Posted by: Firecrotch

"I gave head to 5 guys on the plane"



Posted by: Anonymous

7:45 GREAT HONEST COMMENT ALL THE TRUTH
Im sure she will publicly humililate this also

She is only going for four days
Lets do the math 18 yrs there 18 hrs back (almost 48 hrs)
So what 2 1/4 days to see if she can handle a documentry of woman on sex traffic I think not
Lindsay is in for a rude awaking
Sex Trafficing in India is not the same as the sex traffficing in LA clubs like Lindsay is used to
India is NOT about the bathroom Blowjobs for blow like Lindsay knows so well
When she see whats really going on she will cry kick and scream to go home..
Lindsay has never had a reality check, this is going to be her first..Bo-Ya!!



Posted by: Anonymous

PILLS



Posted by: Anonymous

But at least she can search for that mythical mountain of crack in the mean time!



Posted by: Anonymous

I would love to be a fly on her luggage to see whats going on



Posted by: Anonymous

Pick another insect, as there are lots of flies in India and millions will be swarming around her because of the stench of nastiness that permeates her. You may not be able to see much through them all.



Posted by: Anonymous

THIS JUST OUT ON YOUTUBE
LINDSAYS PRIVITE PARTY
YOUTUBE WONT SHOW PORN BUT FOLLOW THE LINKS
JOHNNYIKON JUST RELEASED IT
YOU WILL BE SHOOKED!!!!
IF YOU CANT FIND IT GO TO TWITTER JOHNYIKON HAS FULL STORY



Posted by: Anonymous

It's a horrible thought that people in India might think that she represents America-the very WORST of America! Luckily, not all will be fooled, as India has one of the highest rates of college grads in the world. Those people will be able to clearly see that she is nothing but an addict running from her problems.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay Lohan's Private Party_Still.mov

http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaAm-nVXA2A

...dry heaves!



Posted by: Anonymous

http:// www.johnnyikon.com/articles/9069-This-really-isnt-helping.html



Posted by: Anonymous

^A^ I posted it not knowing if you saw it yet
Talk about Ronchey cigarette porn LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

Hope I didnt come between Gin time



Posted by: Anonymous

Filthy whore!



Posted by: Anonymous

23 hrs ago Patrick tweeted up up we go twitter pics in 18 hrs Hummmmm NOT the party they were expecting
Must live in tent and listen to gunfire my friends



Posted by: Anonymous

See ya AM xoxoxo



Posted by: Anonymous

YES FILTHY WHORE!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

N, I hadn't seen it until YOU found it and posted. Thanks (well, kind of, sort of) now I have to pour bleach in my eyes! :P



Posted by: Anonymous

Night N!



Posted by: AnonymousOne

Lindsay Lohan, how can you be so stupid to think that you can clean up your image with soft porn. You are so far out of touch with reality. The confession of your empty head is: ‘this was an artistic and fashion statement’. Unfortunately that is delusional
reasoning. Lindsay, your not only exposed, you were exploited. Working on a documentary in India won’t white wash
your error in judgment. How ironic you travel to India to possibly expose how women and children are being exploited and violated and sold. Yet you sold yourself for money and exposure and you were exploited but unlike the women and children of India, you’re clueless.
This will be a great magazine spread to share with your children and explain how mommy was cleaning up her image.



Posted by: Anonymous

curious timing...has to go back before the judge soon,and anyone who follows the blogs knows fully well this ho has been anything but "busy".
and really who does this narcissist think she's fooling by feigning concern,
LIEhan couldn't care less about anyone except herself.
her phoniness is so transparent and turns people off to her even more.
and just like everything else she tries to pull..it isn't gonna work.



Posted by: Anonymous

When you start out in life with a "talentless degenerate"* like Dumb and Deranged Dina,as your guide,how can you not end up lost.

* have to thank 'Always a Cokehead',for that great description,from last post.



Posted by: Anonymous

She had a talent for breeding dumb degenerate.



Posted by: Anonymous

what happened to her nipple have the photoshopped it anyway atleast shes going to india to help people thats nice of her



Posted by: maria

Look around you.People are starving.Children with cancer dieing in the hospitals every day.So many many serious problems around us and what is your only concern? Lindsay Lohan and her family.Give me a break.Although you make huge efforts to insult her,beleive me you only succeed the opposite.I am sure she doesnt care at all about your opinions and she doesnt need you.I beleive she is too strong to handle the situations alone.She is talented,sensitive and comments like slut,whore etc is just for laughing.She has started working in Hollywood since she was very young.What did you do when you were at this age?You were waiting from your parents to feed you thats right?(including me of course,i dont like to pretend).So,show them some respect and respect yourselfs.Life is sooooo short but sooooooooo beautifull.



Posted by: Because you're stupid

If
she
doesn't
care
then
why
do
you
?



Posted by: maria

I do care and i WILL ALWAYS care about all the people celebrities or not (it doesnt make any difference),who are treated and commented by people who have never see them or talk to them in their lifes, from the way magazines and tv make them looking.This is not the reality.Reality exists only behind their houses close doors.I have never called anyone stupid here.Is it so difficult to reply without using this vocabulary? Have a good day.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's a nasty, thieving, physically violent, junkie bitch and you just adore her, which makes you stupid. Your whining will never change that either!



Posted by: Anonymous

Same old news. Nothing new.
The Lindsay haters continue with their hate and name calling.
Lindsay continues with her charity work and saving lives.



Posted by: Anonymous

Dina must be SOOOO PROUD of her douhgter...she raised a whoreeee



Posted by: Anonymous

what a patheric attention whore. next stop, porn career. just gross, and she is going to help children? she needs to first help herself....



Posted by: Anonymous

what a pathetic attention whore. next stop, porn career. just gross, and she is going to help children? she needs to first help herself....



Posted by: You'reaLaughingStockLohan

Ughhh, these are awful! Pathetic not artistic.
She looks like a dirty whore!
And cigarettes...really?
How the f**k old is that guy anyway, she looks like his Mama!
Hey Trainwreck, you know you read this shit. Get help, or better yet just GO AWAY!



Posted by: Anonymous

Disgusting.She looks dirty and drugged.I agree with whoever said the next Dana Plato.She'll be robbing dry cleaners and dying from an overdose soon.



Posted by: Anonymous

She can only win an award if people actually see the movie.If you look at the last couple of movies she did, it is quite clear nobody is interested in her, other than the entertainment factor of watching her self destruct.



Posted by: Anonymous

groose. wo cares.sick



Posted by: Anonymous

was she trying for the hagged-out middle-aged barfly look?


she succeeded.



Posted by: Anonymous

It's official: She's a loser. She probably has deluded herself into thinking that this pic is "edgy".

Someone should tell her that looking like a 40 year old cracked out low rent porn star isn't edgy,it's PATHETIC.



Posted by: Anonymous

When all else fails, do some coke, take your clothes off and have some photographer take crappy photos of you.

She's a dimwit.



Posted by: Anonymous

Isn't she supposed to be on probation?

That judge is looking like a fool... slap her drugging *ss in jail/rehab, you wimp!



Posted by: Anonymous

Getting paid to spread your legs for a total stranger while another total stranger takes pictures pretty much makes you a whore, right?



Posted by: A- YOUR -ANGEL- FOR U EVER !

THIS IS ONLY ART AND SHE NOT MAKE SEX IN CAMERA THIS IS ONLY FOR MUSE MAGAZINE SO GUYS STOP ALL THE BULLSHIT
PS-THIS UGLY "MODEL" HESGAY SO RELAX
LINDSAY SHE GOOD GIRL EVER !
AND I THINK LINDSAY YOU REALLY NEED TO RELAX THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR MARKET
YOU WANT WORK IN THE FASHION SHOW I SAY MILION TIME SHOW UP HERE I DONT KNOW HOW BUT GIVE ME A SIGN OKAY I GIVE YOU THE RIGHT THINK IN YOUR CAREER ...
DINE /ALI/OR LINDS SHOW UP !



Posted by: Anonymous

Saw the video everyone says is like porn. Madonna did a lot worse in her day, people were calling her gross and said they would never buy her music or anything she was in. Not saying Lindsay has the talent of Madonna. Just saying I do not think the video is porno level. Yes she does look terrible in it and the smoking was a bit much. Her management and PR people are a joke. If you have any money left Lindsay try and get some real Mangement if they are still willing to work with you.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay says she saved like 40 lives today, but when someone asked what charity she was in India with.....she said she could not reveal the information.
YEAH RIGHT....
Saving lives my A$$
fans are tools at this point



Posted by: Anonymous

If this bitc# wants to clean up her image....
Let me suggest a scrub brush with stainless steel bristles and some hydrocloric acid for a chemical peel.
A good acetone douche would probably help too.



Posted by: Shaw

um.. what happened to her areola. it's .. not..there..O.o???



Posted by: Anonymous

where's her nipple???? I don't c it!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

A beautiful girl that has gotten lost as a lot do during that age, in you 20s a lot of women party hard and have their fun, the difference is is that her partying is splattered all over the tabloids. Leave the girl alone and let her figure herself out, she is doing work that she is given. Other women have done ads like this and it isn't near as scrutinized as Lindsays is. Why is it that the public is sooo hard up to have some star to throw rocks at and tear apart? If it wouldn't be her I am sure you people would have someone else to rip on and make fun of, look in the mirror and examine your own life and what you have done and gone through be4 you start judging someone else.



Posted by: Anonymous

She a fucking thief! What does your stupid ass not get about that?



Posted by: Anonymous

I used to love her but now i think she is a big mess.looser



Posted by: Anonymous

I am all for Lindsay cleaning up her image but this is not it. She looks high as hell. Look at her eyes. When there are stories of her being with this guy and that guy and so forth, it's not art, it's her life. I actually feel sorry for her because it seems everyone around her is taking full advantage of her. I hope she gets it together before she becomes another celebrity death statistic.



Posted by: Nate

Am I the only one to notice she has no areola? LOL Her nippies are deformed!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

very weird nipple



Posted by: ANDREA

CREEN EN LOS REYES MAGOS???POR DIOS



Posted by: just sayin'

Bahahahahahahaha!!! Okay, LINDS, this is what you need to do. QUIT smoking, drinking, doing drugs, having sex, figure out if you are really a lesbian or not and stick with it whatever you are, hire a damn good stylist, learn how to ACT, stay away from bad people, and kick your mom and dad to the curb.



Posted by: just sayin'

one more thing - get checked for STD's



Posted by: Anonymous

I am a married straight women and i think her pictures are beautiful and most of u need to get a life of your own and stop being so pathetic



Posted by: A YOUR ANGEL- ANGER ABUT THIS PICTURE.

DINA DELETE ALL THIS PLEASE IN THIS WEBS OKAY ??
TAKE LAWYER AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ..
THIS IS BAD PICTER AND I THINK LINDSAY SHE NOT WANT THIS PICTER TURN AROUND IN THE ALL WEBS OKAY IN ONE MAGAZIN BUT WHY ALL THE WEBS BRRRRRRRRR



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