Another Day, Another Lindsay Lohan Photoshoot

I wonder if they'll considered doing a prison theamed shoot once LiLo gets out of rehab.

Johmni is hard up on these photos

What a bunch of desperate, pathetic Loserhans!!! Yet another failed plan!

betcha Blohan did an Exorcist thingie with the crucifix!

@2:54
6126 relaunched a few weeks so maybe the media are just picking up on it now.

But how else is Alinag supposed to learn how to be a paid escort hooker? This is probably just some shots for the Lowhan Chicken Ranch Dayshift Hooker brochure.

Lilo lookin' STUNNING as always

looks goooooooood !!

Losers whining and moaning as usual...I must confess that I miss Lindsay terribly! Am so glad that we are being blessed with these photos....The girl looks beautiful, is creative and has a bangin body!
Dont understand the obsession with the cross, but hopefully she'll learn it's best not to use religious symbols to promote commercial ventures. Glad to see that she has an excellent work ethic in that while the movie rolls have been scarce she's used her other talents to great profit!
I am praying for your healing and recovery Linds!! See you on the big screen!!

I like LL photo shoots, she's a great model and totally fascinating. she did this 6126 shoot quite some time ago (when she was a brunette), so it's not totally new; we've seen these photos before.

Anyone know the out comeof this meeting that took place this morning?




UCLA Psych Evaluation/Intake Team Meeting Agenda

8/5/10, 11:30 am meeting:

EMERGENCY MEETING to discuss:

Why patient's (LL) mother (DL) thinks it is useful to flood the tabloid market with semi-porn photo shoot pics of her daughter in a desperate attempt to keep her daughter's (ahem) "name" in the public eye.

ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY!!!!!!!!!

8/5/10 UCLA Dinner Menu:

just added to tonight's menu choices:

Nurse Suzies Sloppy Joes

or

Taco Stuffed Mushrooms

beverages:

Peanut Butter & Jelly Shakes

or

City Tap Water

That is not her body, its a models body,they just put her head onto them, she got busted. She does not look like that, everyone knows that. Shes got a body of a 50 yr old crackhead in real life.

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she looks effin amazing here.
stay strong CUTIE!!!!!!!

How did x17 get these from Micheal Lohan's "Daddy Dearest Father's Day Photo Album"??

Why does Lilo always have her legs spread wide open?

What's up with Ali's toes? Ewwwwww

Yes bb, your loyal fans await the new and fully recovered Lilo! We and all directors/producers know that you're a phenomrnal talent; they as well as your fans are eager to see you take your rightful pace on the big screen! Get well soon bb!

Li-Lo has great style.. she's a fashion icon..

3 19 LOL

take a bow, Comedy Gold!

BREAKING FINANCIAL NEWS

Just before the Closing Bell on the New York Stock Exchange today, WeHo BloHo Educational Toys Inc, and Crankster Barbie & St. Lindsay Dolls. Ltd announced a merger.

The 2 companies combined together are expected to create a major player in the Educational Toy market.

Both companies had impressive 2nd Quarter earnings and were both recently upgraded by Moody Innvestments.

BREAKING FINANCIAL NEWS

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“Their 14 years of Educational Toys and Party Novelties experience and extensive relationships with corporate and financial sponsors across Europe will help expand and deepen the global WeHo BloHo footprint.”

wow, she has done a lot of photoshoots recently (most cover shoots) and they're all pretty awesome. looking forward to her upcoming vanity fair shoot. acc. to gossipcop she did the vanity fair shoot on her birthday aboard what was once Judy Garland's yacht. a source says the shoot by norma jean roy is amazing and compromises some of the most beautiful photos of Lindsay ever taken. she's dressed in evening gown and looks like a glamorous movie star from hollywood's golden age.
can't wait !!!!!

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em BloBots!

YAY! I can teach my whole family to be a Mummy Face Puncher like a fallen celebrity!

HA HA!!! Your loser icon is locked away for at least 3 months in a heavily court monitored drunk/drug tank/psycho ward! They have to keep sharp objects away from her! And her fugly little sister is showing she is more than willing to step into her powdered filled shoes! Just watch when she gets released (if that even happens), she'll probably try to act like she 'found god'. Then the pics of her suck starting a gun as a nun and these pictures will provide even more hilarity! These creeps will always find a way to humiliate themselves!

@3:34
Yeah she is killin it while she is in rehab.
Vanity Fair comes out on Sept and she gave them a big interview after she was sentenced.

Her lawyer asking for the 2 weeks before she surrendered was a great move.

Whatever she said in the VF interview if she disses the judge, d.a, court or rightfully complains about how harsh her sentence was won't matter. She already served her 13 days & rehab ends on October 31st.

To: Assistant Merger Consultant
Dinasaur Industries

New correspondence has been delivered to
the photo shoot location. I look forward to your input.

Very Fondly,
Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties, Inc.

8/5/10 UCLA Afternoon Activity Schedule:

Genetically Defective Egg Roll in the Common Room

girl is multi-talented! she's an AMAZING ACTRESS, great model (her whole life she's a working model) and a great singer/performer (her albums did really well ... platinum and gold certification).
And now she's also designing her own 6126 cloting line (and handbag line).
So besides beauty, this girl definitely has talent. Hope she gets back to acting when she comes out of rehab. I'm rooting for her.

We are pleased to announce we have employed a sous-chef specializing in exotic cuisine. Our expanded menu options are a culinary tour de force that will redefine gustatory satisfaction in the psychiatric ward.

I love the WSJ online!

Too bad she looks nothing like that in real life. My house keeper who is in her mid fifties has even less wrinkles than Lindsay the meth-face.

Lindsay and Ali probably tag teamed the guy after then fought over who gets to swallow his baby batter. Dina aka: Orange Oprah sure raised some slut daughters.

Lindsay is a beautiful and talented woman. She is stunning

We are previewing our new exotic menu options.

8/6/10 UCLA Dinner Menu:

Peruvian Cuy (Roasted Guinea Pig) with Orange Glaze
Sticky Fingers White Rice
Corn on the cob slathered in mystery sauce
Dirty Lady Fingers
City Tap Water

http:// www.djmick.co.uk/images/2010/02/Cuy.jpg

Another day, another Lindsay Lohan photoshoot. Yup!
Never a dull day in Lindsay's life, even not when she's in jail. She's a busy bee and a very strong girl.

Beautiful supermodel Ali & gorgeous superstar Lindsay keep busy
with their movies,television,modeling and humanitarian work.
The brain dead haters keep busy with their jealous rants.

@ 4:28
I heard that was a phishing site run by the Russian Mob.

"......is amazing and compromises some of the most beautiful photos of Lindsay ever taken...."


well said!!!!!

Dear Linds,

Your loyal fans await the new and fully recovered Lilo!

(but WHY do you always have your legs spread wide open?)

Ali will be running all next week at Churchill Downs. Her races can be seen at most OTB shops in and around Manhattan.

3:46 "Yeah she is killin it while she is in rehab."


You will be pleased to know that her UCLA doctors are discussing that very thing as we post.

Prognosis: Grim.

Li-Lo has great style......phenomrnal!!!!!!

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She is locked up in a psychiatric unit for 3 months.

After that, she will be on Probation for another 10 months.

Good luck with her staying sober - it won't happen.

What a pathetic attempt to keep Lindsay in the public eye and to push the 16 year old before the public.

Can't the Lohans get jobs? Do they always have to eat their young alive?

Ali is a little whore in training?

UCLA Therapeutic Activities Staff,

Regarding the 8/5/10 UCLA Afternoon Scheduled Activity:

(Genetically Defective Egg Roll in the Common Room)

Was this a group family participation event?

Respectively,

L.A. Times Health & Science Correspondent

UCLA Chief of Food Services announces
"Teasers" from our new sous-chef!!


*Beer(Non-Alcoholic)-Boiled Shrimp w/ Cocktail Sauce

*Broiled SPAM™ Appetizer w/ Cream Sauce

*Caribbean Chutney Kabobs

Dear L.A. Times Health & Science Correspondent,

On August 5, 2010, UCLA's Genetically Defective Egg Roll in the Common Room activity was a family therapy activity. However it excluded the sperm donor.

@4:55
Her staying sober is questionable but hopefully if she gets makes it through the 3 months after the rehab/hospital she will value her freedom.
@4:58
The media are just creating a new LL story these pics are weeks old.

The judge is an ugly bitch desperate for publicity. Why shouldn't LL be allowed to drink when she still can't drive.

Dear L.A. Times Health & Science Correspondent,

On August 5, 2010, UCLA's Genetically Defective Egg Roll in the Common Room activity was a family therapy activity. However it excluded the sperm donor.

My apologies for the earlier unsigned correspondence.

Regards,
UCLA Therapeutic Activities Staff

LOL 5:06 YUM!

"Teasers" from our sous-chef’s new exotic menus!

UCLA Dinner Menu:
Filipino Balut (Duck)
Baby Peas in a Creamy White Sauce
Black Bottom Cake
City Tap Water

http:// www.djmick.co.uk/images/2010/02/Balut.jpg

"Teasers" from our sous-chef’s new exotic menus!

Sardinian Casu Marzu (Rotten Cheese)
Fresh Crawling Maggots
Tossed Salad
Orange Gelato
City Tap Water

http:// www.djmick.co.uk/images/2010/02/Casu-marzu.jpg

"Teasers" from our sous-chef’s new exotic menus!

Chinese Bull’s Peen
Sautéed Red Peppers and Onions
Orange Glazed Carrots
Powdered Jelly Doughnuts
City Tap Water

http:// www.djmick.co.uk/images/2010/02/Bull-peni s.jpg

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Lynwood Custom Panties,

There is a story spreading like wildfire on the NYSE trading floor that you will soon be announcing a merger and the resulting new company name will be,"Fungus Amongus Panties Ltd."

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Is this all that is left to do?

Uch, now the whore is desecrating a cross.

How can you say she looks stunning Dina. This is sacreligious and just wrong. YOU MAKE ME SICK you pathetic excuse for a mother. How DARE YOU!

no talent slut

put Sam in the picture.She like puss

Isn't that sweet? Lindsay is teaching Ali the whore business. You know what they say, the family that does soft core porn together stays together!

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties, Inc.

FABULOUS NEWS----and dynamite name!!! I am running to catch a plane but will be in touch soon!

Let's brainstorm about the announcement press conference details---ANY chance Designer 2409752 would be able to make a brief appearance?

OT, but is there any plan for a Bloslag Thighblaster for overworked Assistant Merger Consultants? Could sure use one now!

Very Fondly,

Assistant Merger Consultant
Dinasaur Industries (soon to be Fungus Amongus Panties Ltd.!!!)

Didn't read any of the above comments. As an photographer the photos with her lying with food on a bed, rising her top just above the nip (too predictable), and finally, the white chalk cross? Does not tell a story at all. No wonder they pick her. She can't tell the difference between art and just getting paid.

WHY!!!!

Ali looks awkward.

Gross; and especially using religious symbols in pornographic art. she should be hanged.

Was 4:48 abused by his parents or his aunts?
Is that why he hates supermodel Ali?

She was full of dreams was a sweet gril and now she became a wore!Yes desperated is the word bec now she is!

Ha Ha told ya all once lindsay was in Jail/Rehab all would cash in on her

Ali is way to ugly to do any modeling no matter how much photo shopped they are

COOL LINDSAY AMAZING.