Another Day, Another Twitter Update From Lindsay!

Lindsay sucks at everything. Enough said.

No, I think by fake she meant her actually carrying about charity work. She is faking it and it's obvious. Besides, what the heck does she know about politics anyways?

Do us all a favor Lindsay, and stay in India. The USA is sick of you and your worthless family.

she has no soul

Whorehan can't undo her softcore porn photo shoot.

I am whore and I want my daughter to be whore much like Lindsay.
Now I must to get off not my computer and go back to cleaning floors anda toiletts in my employers house. I am so stupido and always writa much crazzy crapp about nice person Lindsay.

Maybe Lindsay will make it with a sacred cow while she's doing "charity work" in India and be cast into the dirty Indus River...

She is heartless and self involved. Never thinking of others.

What is so great about Lindsay?

when she has no money she is attention whore and puts her stupid video out there on web.

She worthless skank and eating much Muff and Dick.

Have you seen her saggy titts? Lindsay IS a cow.

That's not charity work.
She is only working for 3-4 days on a BBC documentary, during which she apparently proclaims herself the savior of India lololololol
Yessum. The superslut wants to save Indian children from sex.
The irony is complete.

F*CK!!!!!! Would give anything to hear Bloho having a political discourse...toooooooo LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan in a POLITICAL debate??? ROFLMFAO!!!

Google Lindsay Lohan and Scott Lazerson.

According to Radaronline, Lindsay Lohan’s reprehensible publicity stunt was arranged by Scott Lazerson. He helped Paris Hilton pull a similar stunt.

“She's using her celebrity and the cameras that follow her for the good of humanity," says Scott Lazerson, the organization's founder. Let's not forget the good of Lazerson, and Hilton. Turns out that he's filming the trip in hopes of selling it as a reality show called "The Philanthropist," featuring various selfless celebrities who rescue the world's poor. Hilton says she doesn't think this sideshow undercuts her sincerity a bit.”

http:// www.newsweek.com/id/43347

the orginal tweet said:

"Doing a porno photo shoot & short porno film is THE SAME AS playing a role in a movie... It's acting...but in a porno film! Fake, pretend geez...and it's MY business if I luv smoking!"

WHORE!!!!!

I have a message for Lindsay Lohan and Scott Lazerson.

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly!

BBC chose a real brainiac...perhaps she should ask Santa for remedial spelling and grammar lessons:

"!!!! today to holiday shop At lohanhouse .com we will also set a potion will go to charity !!!!!!!"

"@konstk I'm afraid to get political, I did that on myspace and people were hatinggg lol... Every1's entitled to an oppinion"

LOL her work load in 2009:

4 photoshoots, 1 day each
Ungaro, 4 days (2 of them shopping)
Machete, 3-4 days
Singapore gig, 2 days
1 overnight "work" meeting with Jason


Um, help me out folks, am I leaving anything out?

This is really old and misleading info about Scott Lazerson and Paris Hilton. She never made that film and Lazerson moved on to another foundation.

Lindsay succeed at everything,Enough said.

3:39 Thanks for the link.


Unbelievably gross and crass, but right up Bloho and Hilton's alley.

Neither would know true dedication or compassion if they came up and bit them in the rear.

3:40 LOL, take a bow!

Porn is acting, right? Geez!

Scott lazerson is with Interface now and he has been involved for a long time in work to erase hunger.

He does recruit celebs for his causes and Paris Hilton still works with Interface.

She does this quietly. Her last trip was to Guatemala I think.
The Hiltons do not usually publicize their charitable works much, they just do them.

Scott Lazerson’s original foundation was named Playing For Good (courtesy of the Look to the Stars).

Very interesting web site.

http:// www.playingforgood.org/


Scott Lazerson’s Interface Foundation has a slick, new and improved public relations web site.

http:// www.interfacefoundation.org/

This is Scott Lazerson with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

http:// twitpic.com/photos/interfaceorg

Hmmm Lindsay succeeds at nothing. Hasn't done anything worthwhile since Herbie. We can safely say her film career is over.

Wow.This girl maybe awful but she is human. I am sure these comments will really be a big help in her turning her life around. It is too bad she can't get her act together.Maybe seeing the way some people have to live will open her eyes and put her on the right path.

The foundation’s name changed.

The reprehensible, opportunist public relations agenda remains the same.

keep up the good work Lindsay. i know
you ignore the haters. GOD BLESS YOU

I remember Goldie Hawn and a few others in Hollywood being involved with the Playing For Good Foundation. There was a shakeup at the top a couple of years ago and Lazerson left to go with Interface.

Lindsay hon, you are trying too hard and people can see right through the bullshit! I mean props for trying to clean up your well-deserved image as a selfish, drug-crazed slut in a perpetual drunken stupor. But actually expecting the world to believe that you sincerely went to India to do real charity work, or that you have enough working brain cells left in your rapidly-balding head to debate someone over three years old about politics is stupidity in epic proportion!

"....Bloho and Hilton's....

Neither would know true dedication or compassion if they came up and bit them in the rear."

Exactly.

Thanks for showing your true colors, Lindsay. I want young people to understand the difference between people who dedicate their lives to the service of others and self-serving opportunists like you. Hopefully the young people reading will make better choices in their lives than you did.

she has to keep defending herself because of all the lies from gossip sites.

It's nice she's doing this, buuut... It'd be better if she was doing it because she actually cared, not because she wants to improve her image. Or has a court date next week. Or has no movie set to be on.

4:06 Exactly!

4;07 Self-serving?

If she is going to go the charity route she needs to stop blowing her own horn and just DO IT, without a thought of getting anything in return. Fat chance of that happening.

Unfortunately, Lindsay is an addict and it will be next to impossible to hold her to anything longterm. That's how it goes with addicts.

It would be a lot easier if she'd just been partying and messing around a little, without addictions.
Such people can almost always turn their lives around.

We'll have to see how it goes for Lindsay. I like her but I don't hold much hope. So far, it's been steadily downhill. Propping up an addict is an almost impossible job.

This was about massaging her colossal ego and revamping her raunchy image. Think about it. She claimed she “saved" 40 children in one day. She doesn’t understand the gravity of the problems facing women and children in developing nations and third world countries. This stunt is offensive in the extreme. I'm glad it failed.

She has no SOUL.

Lindz is in India right
Her Monster Mother called the Daily News and said she and Adam Senn were hooking up
Well when Adams people got a hold of this the ripped Dina Lohan a new asshole
Lindsay called Gossipcop to say it wasnt true
I dont know about you but if i was a celebrity clear across the world and there was a rumor about me I wouldnt call gossip cop "Unless" my mother started the rumor and got her ass ripped off.Shows how much the Lohans LIE!! and will say anything (like lindzs tweets) They did this so you would forget about her porn fick
Adams people do not want him linked to anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan

BTW Petey Wright was fired from Ford Modeling Agency for his rouncy porn flick he did with Lindsay Lohan
He was fired on the spot and they wouldnt take any of his calls
Petey will probly be in porn from now on

And this is the same agency that has Adam Senn as there Top Model

Who knew she had layers?
(That's a SHREK reference, people.)

So the point of the porn video was......

Does she honestly think that this publicity stunt is really going to change the public's perception of her?? EVERYONE knows that this "trip" is a load of crap. People loathe this disgusting creature.

Lindsanity tweeted
Im not cheating was that for
Samantha???
Cash???
Petey??
Jason??
Adam???
Micheal Lohan??
Patrick??
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey wheres "Stupid" Maria aka Dina??

Pulling her hair extentions out LMFAO!!

what a nut job to put out there shes not cheating
She says she wants her life privite
Sure we believe that one and santa just ate the cookies I left out for him

When your legs spread so easy for anyone that will have you Thats called "Cheating" Lindsay

seriously...she and white oprah are so stupid,to not realize that the public isn't buying this "charitable" bullsh*t.
this ho has no grasp on empathy,especially after doprah has told her for years that she's better than others.
hence the countless number of times HOhan has treated people like
dirt over the years.
both of them are horrible,phony and fake.
karma is blasting their dumb asses.

Only a few mindless teenie boppers think this diseased skank has any credibility

Only a few mindless teenie boppers think this diseased skank has any credibility

Don't be shocked Lindsay to find,that producers,directors and casting agents
aren't flocking to your door with film offers,cause nothing has changed,except your phoniness just made you look worse.
stick to attention-whoring,that's really what you're all about.

checking out the ashley tisdale post,it's so hard to believe she's actually a year older than lohan,even has the same birthdate july 2nd.
wow wow this girl has done a number on herself.

I am tired of these hatefull comments. While you all hate on this young girl who has a heart, she is doing God's work in India. Yes only a short time because she must come back here for scheduled meetings. Don't hate her for that she is doing her best. Do you know how life is in India? NO of course not. Lindsay will tell you all the truth through her work, and she is studying politics now too to make it even better. She wanted to go for one month but her agent would not let her because she is back in high demand following her lead role alongside Robert Deniro in Machete. I am not a liar - she will be in Woody Allen's newest project. Why is that so surprising to you all? She is a favourite of many Hollywood stars like Meryl Streep, Natalia Portman and many more. The leaked info must have been removed from imdb because they dont wanna spoil it OK. See you all at the premiere!
ps this will be my last post - all maria impersonators are fake. I will never post here again there is too much hatred and negativities.

She better not leave the dinner table......what if her security doesn't pay her bill. Oh wait, there isn't a real security guy for her is there. Sorry, got sucked in by more Lohan BS. Oh nice try Mrs Lohan above. Wish she was the woman you want her to be and then all your fantacies could be true and you wouldn't have to keep posing as devoted fake fans.

Adam, Adam, Adam...come on, Lindsay Lohan? Get thee to a clinic...like now! This "fun girl" could have life-long consequences to your reproductive ability.

"Publicly, Lohan is putting on a brave face.
"Going to make one of my lifelong dreams on my list of things to do in this lifetime!!!!! Wish me luck! Fill you guys in when I return to USA," she wrote on her Twitter page. "Over 40 children saved so far...... Within one day's work...... This is what life is about..... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!! Oh, and I'm talking about being in India."

We love how she adds "Oh, and I'm talking about being in India" at the end. Because even Lindsay Lohan realizes no one believes she's anywhere but an LA restroom blowing coke up her nose with a hand dryer. Which is actually impressive when you think about it. (The self-awareness, not the coke thing.)"

Party girl Lindsay is a natural for porn...great job. I heard she's working on a new one "Inspect Her Gadget"

How is that vile skank saving children?

Showing them how they can survive on nothing else than nicotine and Red Bull?

Robin Williams said "Pres.Bush being a motivational speaker is equivalent to Lindsay Lohan being a guidance counselor."

Lohan is primarily nervous about the lack of man power around. “There is still unrest in India and her celebrity makes her vulnerable,” the source added. “There isn’t much security there in general.”

ho, please. as if anyone in india gives a f*ck about this busted crackhead

sit the f down.

If she's sincerely scared and concerned about her own safety in India, you don't go tell the media about the lack of security over there.

I mean, really.

they have no idea who she is, or better yet, give a f*ck, haha

SMH at her bragging about saving 40 children.

God, what a lost mess of a person she is.

HER CELEBRITY MAKES HER VULNERABLE.

L-M-F-A-O

drug withdrawals?

no, that can't be it, her dealer came w/ her.

her twitter messages.. ugh

"helping people?"

how about you stop putting sh*t up your nose that only continues to fuel civil war in other countries.

C*nt. ugh

**Use personnel "best guess" estimations for any numbers you can't find**
Multiply (x) the number of people over the age of 18 that can tell you what is going on in Lindsay's, Britney Spears's, the Gosselins, the Kardasians, and Paris Hilton's life, over any given week, by the number of people who know who won "Dancing With the Stars" and "American Idol" last season, then Add (+) the number of people that can give you a detailed account of last weeks episode of "The Hills" multiplied (x) by the number of people that spend more than a hundred and twenty dollars a week on their cell phone talking and texting. Now divide (/) that by the number by the number of people that have an Assoiates degree's in America. Now, Subtract (-) the number of Americans that make more than $2 million dollars a year. Now take that number and add (+) too it the number of people that listen to rap music, watch BET, and thinks that Tiger Woods is being treated unfairly. Now depress the = button on your calculator. This is the number of new voters in America the last election.

Now do you understand how a rookie politician became the President of the most powerful county on the planet????!!!

Enough!

India is a patriarchal society. Widespread adherence to gender differentiation within the caste system is the root cause of gendercide. Not genocide, gendercide! Female infanticide has existed for centuries. Economic conditions increase/decrease the rate of female infanticide. Late 20th century medical technology, such as ultra sound and amniocentesis caused a new phenomenon, female foeticide (selective abortion in utero). The subsequent distortion in the female to male sex ratio in the world’s second largest population (July 2009 estimate - 1,166,079,217) plays a significant role in rampant sex trafficking.

The fact she said she “saved” 40 children in one day is a clear indication she does not have the slightest understanding of the social, cultural and economic dynamics facing India. Her shameless and opportunistic use of impoverished women and children for self-promotion is the antithesis of an altruistic endeavor.

This reprehensible opportunist is rivaled only by her dimwitted apologists.

8:05 illustrates THAT phenomenon!

I’ll sum her India excursion up in six words.

Pure hubris from a vacuous mind!

I agree with 3:59! Great comment. leave her alone Guys!

Leave India alone!

It would be interesting to know what do Ali and Cody think about this 'artistic' photoshoot and movie ¡.
What a great example is giving the big sister ¡¡

Lindsay has done so many photoshoots and i'm sure she must have learned to distinguish when it is one artistic and when it is not , So i still don't get it why did she do this weird and nonsense thing called 'artistic photoshoot ' ¡¡.
I'm starting to think that Michael Lohan is right about that Lindsay has an issue with prescription meds ¡¡.

Maria will change her name and tweek the way she writes comment but she won‘t leave. She’s too emotionally invested in calling lies the truth.

It's so sad , I thought Lindsay was a smart and classy girl ¡¡

Dina Lolife... Congratulations... You have turned your butt hanging, boob showing, crotch showing, lesbian daughter into a porn star. You really must be proud Mom. You make me sick...

Dina Lolife... Congratulations... You have turned your butt hanging, boob showing, crotch showing, lesbian daughter into a porn star. You really must be proud Mom. You make me sick...

essentialy for all instances in seeing what the future holds basically tells us all,"All things are meant to be." See.

essentialy for all instances in seeing what the future holds basically tells us all,"All things are meant to be." See.

10:55,Sorry for the delayed answer,but Maria is my real Greek name,and i really dont need to change it or hide behind the anonymous word.May be its clear that English is not my first language from the mistakes i make in writing.Anyway,i have never threatened anyone here and of course i wll never do it.There is another Maria writing except me with whom it happens to agree whether you like it or not.I am saying it for the last time i am not Mrs Dina but she is a person that i really respect and i dont like that you are getting confused and you think comments are hers.It is not our bussiness to criticise the way she raised her chlidren.Respect to everything she has been through (good or bad situations its her problem not yours or mine)
Merry christmas to you and a happy 2010.

I’m not 10:55. I never said you threatened anyone. I never called you or anyone Dina. So I’m not in your 3:13 AM bullshit. I do know one thing for sure. You’re a lying bitch. You used anonymous at 8:05 PM and you came back.

Her juvenile and idiotic tweets further evidence what a train wreck she has become

LMFAO is Maria aka Dina aka Stupid aka Retarted
Talk about Lying your comments went from this to that
HA HA LL learned her Lying from Queen Stupid!!!

LOL theres two marias on here
Im not Mrs.Dina
Yeah we know that your
"STUPID"!!!!

btw Maria is NOT a greek name "STUPID"!!!

Ewww The Skank is on her way back to the states
Look out LA Tuna Twat is coming back

She would like to stay in India for a month but has several meetings LMFAO What a Crock of Shit more like she has a court date of Dec.15th
I LMFAO to the Lohan Lies that they believe in.
What Retarts They are!!!
White Trailer Trash thats all

Maybe, just maybe, India can get LL out of her own teeny-tiny world...it is such a complex and culturally rich place...it might make a pinprick into her pea brain that the world does not revolve around her.

Oh Maria come out come out where ever you are

10:46 GREAT COMMENT!!! SO TRUE!!

I show my saggy tits and saggy ass make a Rouncy low budget porn film,Than hop on a plane to do some so called charity work,we doesnt anyone take me serious
Oh amd a Tweet Lies and break up marriages
Does this make me a bad person??
Oh In forgot does stalking a girl that has told me many times to F off make me wrong??

Im not cheating

While Lindsay saves lives and helps millions of people,
the losers show their jealousy of Maria.
These cowards will never stop hating people.

We'll see what you're Trainer say's.

7:11 Lindsay saves lives? ROFLMAO

Stupid maria comment again thought you werent coming back?? LIAR!!! LIAR!!
Thats al you Lohan do..Lie after Lie

Good for Lindsay,I heard that her documentary is very well received by all who see it,and there is chance for oscar Best Documentary Film.In India newspapers she is praised by all for saving hundreds of poor peoples lives.Of course there are no pics of her work because there are no parapazi in India!Come on be fair to Lindsay she has endured a lot this week.And dont disrepect Dina.Dina has raised Lindsay to care and respect others and do God's work,though she is single mother and it is hard.

Maria has a very low IQ

Maria and Mary ARE Dina what a net wit she is
Another day of Laughing at the Lohans!!!

please if ever there was a spawn of the devil...that is dina.
a single mother indicates someone sacrificing and struggling for the welfare of her child(ren).
that soulless hag is mooching off the child she exploited and subsequently damaged.
respect is a word that never should be used in regards to that cretin.

7:44 Go to India to save lives, moron.

Wipe your mouth, Maria/Mary-you have a little bullsh*t around your lips

Isnt she affraid from those mafia to kidnap her and sell her too to work as in her favorite business being a prostitute that is all what she can do.
BBC documentary is not the first on this issue, educate yourself again.
this topic is not easy to solve as she think, she may in her hallucination high time when she retire there she saved 40 kids in one day, she thinks we stupid LOL hahahaha

too bad for monster mummy and hohan,that the public aren't idiots like they are,and haven't been fooled one bit by this see through sham.

5:21 - What have you done for anyone lately?

How do we know she's "doing good?"

y the f*ck is she over there?

she is shown in some pics today parading around in a wife-beater tee..
completely oblivious and disrespectful to the custom of females not showing their arms.

pea brain.

will we ever take her seriously?




spoiler: no

i lol at the thought of lilo being even a little socially conscious.

We could always stalker her.

She's an embarrassment.

Doing something good with her life by spending a few days in a foreign country pretending to know something about human sex trafficking?

She is being criticized because she foolishly and selfishly squandered her career by being a drug addict who hung out with all types of f*cked up people (including her own mother).

She took for granted that she'd be famous forever and pissed off a lot of people.

Going on a good will mission and publicizing in on twitter does not erase years of f*cking up and disappointing your fans. Many of whom were young when they fell in love with her.

She is a selfish, stupid waste of space.

yes, we need another skinny, bleach-blonde white chick to save the poor brown folks

whore's full of herself and lots of druuuuuuuuugz

samantha admit that she's single!

4:03 So do I (but only vaguely until I read old articles). It is noteworthy Newsweek identified Scott Lazerson as the founder of Playing For Good (2006) but the Interface web site omits the prior foundation’s name in his biography. Full disclosure is preferable when dealing with any charitable organization.

Others may be wondering why Hilton’s Rwandan trip and the aptly described crass reality series did not materialize. And what caused friction between the foundation‘s executives. Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush provided answers. Bush refused to share a stage with Hilton at the Playing For Good Philanthropic Summit in Mallorca, Spain. He explained his reasons at length. He said the foundation was concern about premature press and inadequate preparation led to the trip postponement. Obviously, she never went. Bush also said, “Scott Lazerson told me that he recently left Playing For Good because he had not been paid since August.”

Reuters focused on the foundation‘s effort to distance “the group” and Hilton from the proposed reality series and the announcement of Lazerson’s departure. Reuters stated, “In the story, Newsweek quoted Scott Lazerson, the founder of charity Playing for Good that planned the trip, that the trip was to be filmed in hopes of selling it as part of a reality show called "The Philanthropist." A spokesman for Playing for Good said Lazerson was no longer associated with the Spanish-based charity, the group never planned to tape Hilton's trip in order to sell a reality TV show and nor was Hilton linked to any such reality TV show. The charity said on Thursday the trip was being postponed due to what it called a "restructuring" in its organization.”

www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2532366720071026

Billy Bush’s article is a must read. He could write a similar article about Lindsay Lohan today. The 4th, 5th and 8th paragraphs are especially funny!

http:// blogs.accesshollywood.com/archives/2007/10/paris-hiltons-rwandan-drama.html

2:00 Your full screen names should be Repugnant Riddle.

11:30 Thank you very much for posting about the justifiable Indian backlash!

My favorite quote from the article echoes my sentiments.

“Ruchira Gupta, an anti-trafficking campaigner, said: "If celebrities do it to get publicity then they are trivialising child-trafficking."

yup.. i saw those same tweets as 12:16.. Samantha was asked if she is single and she replied "yup"

another tweeter, apparently panicking, asked about singapore and sleepovers etc etc and oh yea.. Samantha and lindsay live in the same building.

Samantha replied that a lot of people live in her building... does that mean she is dating all of them?

i find that interesting.. a lot of LL stans were using the whole they-live-in-same-building and saying that since x17 didn't mention that x17 was hiding the real state of their relationship.

i dunno how much i trust x17.. but maybe x17 didn't mention living in the same building because they knew it didn't matter?

What has India done to deserve Lindsay Lohan?
The Mean Girls star is making BBC3 TV documentary on the subcontinent
Marina Hyde The Guardian, Friday 11 December 2009

Styler, Pollard, Lohan, human trafficking – your week in glamour starts here. We begin with the aforementioned Lindsay Lohan, and news of a television commissioning decision so offensively thick that Lost in Showbiz can only assume it was a mishandled attempt to make a satirical point about the intellectual and creative bankruptcy of modern culture. To wit: Lindsay has been sent to India to make a documentary. By the BBC.

Doubtless you have already judged that this one has got BBC3 written all over it – and you are naturally quite correct. It springs forth from the designing intelligence that gave us Freaky Eaters, My Man Boobs and Me, and F-ck Off, I'm Fat. If the channel fancies slapping one of their endlessly droll titles on Lindsay's forthcoming effort, might I suggest A Passage to Idiot.

At present, the BBC is declining to expand on the precise details of Lohan's mission, but there are indications that the Mean Girls star will be investigating trafficking of women and children – a small-screen outing that could yet make Channel 4's Peaches Geldof's Beginner's Guide to Islam look like a worthy successor to Kenneth Clark's Civilisation.

Happily, Lindsay is far more forthcoming than the Beeb, and her Twitter feed – live from India - has the flavour of a lobotomised captain's log.

"Over 40 children saved so far, within one day's work," reads a Wednesday entry. "this is what life is about . . . Doing THIS is a life worth living!!! Oh, and I'm talking about being in India."

Later we find the Hollywood memsahib and self-tan entrepreneur in more reflective mood. "Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting," she declares somewhat opaquely, "when we can be changing the world one child at a time."

"Traffiking [sic] is a big issue here," runs her next communique. "I'm [doing] what I can." Once again, never say we don't put our best people on this stuff. Indeed, Lost in Showbiz has inquired previously whether the role of UN "goodwill" ambassador was created out of a belief that the only way to emphasise the desperation of a people is to suggest they'd be glad to see Geri Halliwell. That question is now superseded. The focus of our inquiries now must be to establish whether anything says "we give a toss about human trafficking" quite like sending the star of Herbie: Fully Loaded to look into it.

In point of fact, this isn't the first time Lindsay has announced an aid mission, though it does appear to be the first time any of these projects have made it out of the West Hollywood bathroom stall in which they were likely conceived. Back in 2007, she announced that she was about to visit Africa, declaring "I'm working with the American Red Cross." The Africa visit never did take place, though it emerged that Lindsay was indeed scheduled to do a few days' work "with the American Red Cross" – at an LA facility operated by the charity, as part of court-imposed conditions of her sentence for drink-driving and drug possession.

Before that, of course, there was what we might call Operation Sniper, Lindsay's 2006 announcement that she had been "trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long". On that occasion, you might remember, preparations got to an encouragingly advanced stage. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range," Lindsay told reporters. "I'm going to start taking shooting lessons. He says if I'm going to Iraq, I really should know how to shoot."

Mm. Mark my words, when the historians come to rank missed opportunities for diplomacy in post-invasion Iraq, failing to deploy an armed Lohan will make the top five.
But what of the many, many questions relating to Lindsay's fully operational Indian mission? Alas, the BBC3 press office couldn't be arsed to return calls yesterday, so Lost in Showbiz has obliged by itemising some key inquiries below, and invites a response at their earliest convenience.

1. Is the person who commissioned this programme unwell?
2. Do you believe this to be some sort of talent coup? Are you even dimly aware that Lindsay can't get arrested in Hollywood (except literally)?
3. Are you now providing an image-laundering services for starlets whose careers are in foreclosure, in which impoverished subcontinentals are co-opted to play supporting roles?
4. And finally, something of a philosophical point: which do you think is more offensive – Lindsay Lohan being used as a plot device via which BBC3 can examine human trafficking, or human trafficking being used as a plot device via which BBC3 can examine the continuing Lindsay Lohan story?

As I say, whenever you're ready.

http:// bit.ly/6W87H6

Lindsay's "Twitter feed – live from India - has the flavour of a lobotomised captain's log."

LMAO!

Top 10 Most Memorable FAIL People:

1. Kanye West 16%
2. Jon Gosselin 12%
3. Glenn Beck 12%
4. Perez Hilton 11%
5. Octomom Nadya Suleman 10%
6. Chris Brown 9%
7. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt 7%
8. Lindsay Lohan 7%
9. Carrie Prejean 5%
10. Roman Polanski 4%

Hey, she beat out Holy Roller and fellow wanna be porn queen Prejean and a child rapist! She should be proud and with any luck, she'll take #1 next year (if she doesn't OD first)!

ML screwed LL again. She would have had #2 in the bag if he hadn’t recorded Jon G then ratted him out to TLC. ML deserves the mark of the squealer. LL deserves #2.

Sam deleted her tweets about she's single.

Lindsay Finds Time to Twitter While Saving Lives
Fri., Dec. 11, 2009 10:09 AM PST by Jennifer Cady

Iconic photo recreator, Lindsay Lohan, is taking a break from looking like a broken-down version of her idols and saving lives!

After months of planning, Linds finally made it to India to film a BBC3 documentary about human trafficking and, of course, she's twittering about it.

Her first day, she tweeted: "Over 40 children saved so far...... Within one day's work...... This is what life is about..... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!" She ended up DELETING this tweet but left this epiphany:

"Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time.... hope everyone can see that."

But even Lindsay has trouble seeing this as she finds time in between saving 40 children a day to respond to rumors back home…

In response to the threesome shot: "Doing a photo shoot & short film is THE SAME AS playing a role in a movie... It's acting! Fake, pretend geez"

The New York Daily News also ran a story about Lindsay hooking up with some model. Official Lindsay comment: "hahahahahahahahahaha such lies. Google poverty...I'm not cheating!"

It's great that Lindsay is doing something other than slinking around sleazy Hollywood clubs, but once again Twitter is her downfall. LiLo: Learn from Miley (she has so much to teach) and just get rid of the thing.

http:// bit.ly/8eOWYx

Her unabashed hypocrisy was glaring.

So why did she delete those tweets?

Lohan slammed by Indian charity
Posted: Saturday , Dec 12, 2009

According to the charity neither Lindsay nor the BBC, were present at the time of the raids. An Indian charity has accused Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan of falsely claiming to have saved 40 children in one day, during her trip to the country.

In a series of posts on the micro-blogging site Twitter, Lohan, who came to India to make a BBC documentary about child trafficking, appeared to claim that she had rescued the children and was now changing the world "one child at a time".

"Over 40 children saved so far... Within one day's work... This is what life is about... Doing this is a life worth living!," Lohan had written on Twitter.

But according to the charity Bachpan Bachao Andolan, which organised the raid, neither the 23-year-old actress nor the BBC, were present at the time of the raids, reported The Telegraph. Social activist and lawyer Bhuwan, who belongs to the campaign group, has accused Lohan of portraying dangerous child rescue operations as superficial events, which could be carried out in a day by passing celebrities.

The raids, which involved two months of planning by local police and magistrates, were carried out in 15 workshops in central New Delhi where children as young as seven were making mirrored ornaments for export.

According to Bhuwan, they were freed on Tuesday, hours before Lohan arrived in India and a day before she and her BBC film crew visited the rehabilitation centre where the children were taken before being returned to their families.

"She was not even in the country when this raid happened," he said. "We'll be complaining to the BBC and talking to our lawyers ... Would Lohan know where these workshops are?"

But BBC has dismissed the accusations made by Bhuwan, calling it a misinterpretation.

"Lohan did not say she was present at the raid, this is a misinterpretation. She was merely referring to a raid that happened connected to child trafficking," said a BBC spokesperson.

Lohan is meanwhile singing praises about the Bachpan Bachao Andolan through Twitter.

"BBA stands for bachpan bachao andolan which should inspire us all due to their excellent work... BBA does amazing work and I thank them for it! Glad to be with people for all of the aftermath," tweeted the actress.

http:// bit.ly/5uQQuE

She deleted her arrogant, self-aggrandizing tweets because the Bachpan Bachao Andolan separated their fact from her fiction. It rocked her back on her heels. Now she’s fawning over the charity and those who planned and carried out a raid. You know, the people who DO important work rather than resign themselves to pathetic tweeting.

Thanks Linds, now it's 3 hours on hold wit tech support.

6:40 Sam seems to want to keep her private life, well, private. A sensible decision. IMO

7:22 LOL

@guardian.co.uk OMG that's great !! I'm LMFAO !!

haha Blohan dumped by a butch dyke love it

let me inform you of something 5:27pm,
i've done a hell of a lot more than your
hero hohan..and unlike hohan do not toot my horn about it and it is done out of real concern.
and you may want to rephrase your question,as the truth has come out that actually she's done nothing.
oh..i'm sorry she has done something,she's continued to show herself to be a phony and a liar.
it's disgusting using a serious issue as a p r stunt to clean up her horrible image.epic fail there.

The only intel here worth reading is that Sam and Linds are over. Good! Linds needs to focus on what's important- her health, image, career and spirituality. It is obvious after that porn shoot that she needs Jesus. I continue to pray for turnaround in her life, that she'd become a balanced, humble and grateful human being.

It seems the people on here can't read! Lindsay DID NOT at any time she saved 40 children, go and check her twitter page you morons.

correct 10.36 Linds only said 40 children were saved. She didn't say she had anything to do with it, even the BBC backed her on that. Linds has been planning this documentary for about 6 months, Scott tweeted about it before Lindsay.

Yes, Linds and Sam are over. Rotten Ronson has been off and on twitter today like a yoyo, no doubt checking out if Linds has responded, but nothing from Linds so far. Ronson was drunk as a skunk, she even posted a pic of her Jack Daniels bottle! Linds should find a more mature partner, Ronson is 32 and acting like a child. Good work Lindsay!

I thought Samantha Ronson wanted her private life to remain private? what a hypocrite!!! She said on twitter she was single and answered questions on various matters, then she deleted them!!?? what an asshole, Lindsay should count her blessings Ronson is out of her life!

10:13 does nothing but hate people show jealousy.
Lindsay helps save lives and helps abused children.
The losers hate her. I'm not surprised.

Paul's Lindsay's mule. He probably totes the coke for her in his a-hole. That's why she takes him with her everywhere she goes. Afterall, isnt that what Celeb friends are for?

Sure Angie, whatever you say.

12:03 Helps save lives? ROFLMAO

You must have a very low IQ

12:03 Helps save lives? ROFLMAO

You must have a very low IQ

Demented Delusional Deranged Dumb Devil-Dina @12:03...still using that pathetic jealous line,huh,guess because you can't defend lindsay using the truth, that one faulty brain cell you're working with can't come up with anything else.
So tell us child exploiter...just what has Lindsay done that has saved lives?

You would think after all these years of lying,you'd be able to come up with another one..so come on.

Oh and White Doprah aren't you the one who has stated publicly that you were abused by Mikey Boy,yet stood with and had more children by him,and you have the audacity to call people losers.

Pathetic Vapid Cow...you're a joke and beyond saving,close the lid already,LOSER.

Puta

WHORE !!!

That's not charity work.
She is only working for 3-4 days on a BBC documentary, during which she apparently proclaims herself the savior of India lololololol

Yessum. The superslut wants to save Indian children from sex.
The irony is complete.

"Over 40 children saved so far... Within one day's work... This is what life is about... Doing this is a life worth living!," Lohan had written on Twitter.

But according to the charity Bachpan Bachao Andolan, which organised the raid, neither the 23-year-old actress nor the BBC, were present at the time of the raids, reported The Telegraph.

Social activist and lawyer Bhuwan, who belongs to the campaign group, has accused Lohan of portraying dangerous child rescue operations as superficial events, which could be carried out in a day by passing celebrities.

The raids, which involved two months of planning by local police and magistrates, were carried out in 15 workshops in central New Delhi where children as young as seven were making mirrored ornaments for export.

According to Bhuwan, they were freed on Tuesday, hours before Lohan arrived in India and a day before she and her BBC film crew visited the rehabilitation centre where the children were taken before being returned to their families.

"She was not even in the country when this raid happened," he said.

"We'll be complaining to the BBC and talking to our lawyers ... Would Lohan know where these workshops are?"

It's sick how this turned into such a train wreck.

But then again, everything Lindsay touches does.

"Over 40 children saved so far... Within one day's work."

LOL I love this. "Done!"

seriously. she's like, "can I leave now?".

She says it like, "over 2 billion served"

She shows complete disregard for all the hard work that was actually put into it......she acts like the one day she was there, they hit the jackpot and saved 40 kids when that is in fact not the case at all.

Like she shows up at Ungaro 4 days before the collection is shown, then is out on the runway, taking a bow.

And we all know how that turned out.

People who are genuinely attempting to turn their lives around don't tend to try to take credit for things they have nearly nothing to do with.

Lohan will sit in front of the camera getting teary-eyed in the hopes that some movie or tv show executive will give her a second (third/fourth/fifth) chance because she's suddenly in the public eye in a positive fashion for once.

She could have easily posted a link to a story with, "Proud to be working with (name of charity) who recently saved 40 children from a human trafficking ring."

People are acting as if there were no other way to advertise her involvement.

Her tweets came off as disingenuous and self-serving,as usual.

(from an article in the India Telegraph):

....'After a while, she and her male friend rose to leave for a smoke upstairs.

“Can we have your autograph please,” we asked. Lindsay Lohan stubbed out her cigarette. The man who was next to her was lighting up a cigarette.

“How do you like Calcutta?” I asked.

“We went to this place today where I met all these children — I love children — and they don’t have homes because of the floods. I can’t remember the name of the place… it’s away from the city,” she said.

“It begins with S,” her light-haired friend tried to help as we pitched in with suggestions from South Parganas to the Sunderbans.

“Yes… the Sunderbans, there was this trafficked girl there, I painted her nails and I even gave her my number if she wants to call me,” she said.'


...yeah, saving the world, one cigarette at a time.

she is narrating a documentary and getting paid for it..how is that charity work.
and of course she wouldn't dream of going over there without announcing it everywhere,course not,she wouldn't get that attention she pathologically craves,and people wouldn't get to see her fake display of caring.
nice try but she's still not even a blip on the radar screen of any movie exec.,director,producer,etc.etc.
her resume is mediocre at best and she's box-office poison.

Lohan has no insight at all if she believes the steps that she is taking are gonna lead to the reviving of her career,it's not.
She should also take a cue from Tiger Woods,in that he says he's gonna work on being a better person.
Lohan continues to show she is anything but a good person,even that anti-trafficking campaigner who stated how wrong it is to trivialise child-trafficking by making it about a publicity stunt,can see right through her motivations.
It is shameful and really it's not a surprise that there is such disdain felt for her.

You still on a hunger strike?

Diseased puta

Diseased puta

tourist

Huffpost has I Know Who Killed Me in the running for the Worst Movies of the Decade! FAIL blog listed her as one of the Top 10 Failures of the Year! Now there's talk that people in India are going to sue her for outright lying, which they absolutely should! All this as she releases her smoking porn that's supposed to shoot her straight to superstardom. But don't forget her usual problems with stealing, drugs, alcohol, drugs, family, court, failed career, failed relationships, ect. Yes, another busy year shooting herself in the feet with a fully auto machine gun.

back to drunk tweeting/stalking...she doesn't miss a beat.

Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan's much publicised charity visit to India has run into trouble with a Delhi based NGO planning to sue the actress for falsely claiming that she saved 40 children for them.

The 23-year-old, who has been constantly 'tweeting' about her charity acts in the country, is facing the ire of NGO Bachpan Bachao Andolan, who claim that the actress is misinterpreting the facts.

"Over 40 children saved so far... Within one day's work. This is what life is about... Doing this is a life worth living! Oh, and I'm talking about being in India," the 'Mean Girls' star had said on her Twitter page.

However, Bhuvan Ribhu, national secretary of the NGO says that the actress was not even present in the country when the rescue operation took place.

"The rescue operation took place on 8 December when she had not even arrived in India. Since she was not even in the country how can she claim she rescued the children," Ribhu told PTI.

"The raid was done by the Delhi government on a complaint launch by the NGO. We will now sue her for misinterpretation of facts, breach of trust and plagiarism of cause," he said.



Typical...she soils everything she touches.

she fails at life

yup.

what's the point of doing charity work if you can't tweet about it?

That's what Mother Theresa always said.

it's as though she believed the fact that she was flying to the country alone & was making all the difference in the world.

hate this entitled bitch.

Life is short and sweet.
Dont make her bitter and miserable.
We should fill her with joy, happiness and love that warms our heart.
Lets just have a huge smile,hope and dreams every minute of our life.It is so easy and it doesnt cost anything.
Even if we feel alone,dont fool ourselfs someone,somewhere really love us and wants to take care of us.WE ALL NEED IT.Yesterday i lost a very dear and important person for me from councer.I was so shocked and it made me realise that it doesnt worth spending our lifes being mean.God gave us the most precious gift LIFE.Dont destroy it.

drop dead maria

sorry 'bout the councer.


but she is still a narcissistic b.

sorry 'bout the councer.


but she is still a narcissistic b.

Yesterday you lost a very dear and important person? And you were soooo devastated by the loss that 24 hours later you're back online whining about Lindsay Lohan? If you’re telling the truth, you’re an incredibly shallow person. If you’re lying then you’re a cracked vessel. Do yourself a favor and stop embarrassing yourself. If you're obsessive compulsive, destroy your computer.

5:33.I am sooo proud of my self that you can not imagine.I wasnt back on line 24 hours later but 5 hours later and beleive me THIS doesnt make me shallow person.Thanks god my parents raised me up in a way that i only see things and people positive and i teach exactly the same to my own children.Have a good day.

LMFAO maria twat pity party for 1!!!!! Too bad you didn't die! twat!!!!

what's the point of doing charity work if you can't tweet about it?

That's what Mother Theresa always said.

crazy bitch is crazy