Before The Bar...

These two fat skanks looks ugly as hell.

So they went to a bar on Christmas. Big deal! What does it matter where you spend Christmas as long as you're with the person you love? Stop hating and judging!

They look like their in their 90s because they are starting to look old.

they had no place else to go but a scummy bar. white trash christmas

So lindsay would rather spend time whoring around with her slutty girlfriend instead of spending time with her family on christmas day? Thats stupid as hell. This fat ugly skank should atleast spend christmas time with her family instead of whoring around all the time.

It's a man baby!! She is not an actress baby!!!! Loser couple of the year...baby!!!

Lindsay is a nice piece.
She can get it.
She needs to get rid of that skank.

Their both stupid white trash.

I always agree with Andy, Blohan is a ho bag

They look angry and mean in every picture.

I know with all of her troubles this is low priority, but Lindsay needs to say goodbye to those extensions. And ewww, they're only in the front.

sam- give Lindsay a nice Christmas present, take a shower

Why are they always wearing black all the time? Dont they have any other different clothes to wear instead of dressing like a fat hooker all the time?

They are both low class skanks that are sickening.

6:59pm, So what? Who cares?

Its The two fat ugly skanks that needs to get a life since they crave so much attention from the shitarded paps.

Um to 7:27pm, how exactly is Lohan working? She is following her girlfriend around the world. How is that work?

7:27pm, I bet that your fatass is on here all morning long through out the day! And I only come here at night but NOT in the daytime like YOU do. And Lindsay still dresses like a fat hooker and thats my opinion and if you dont like my opinions then dont bother reading my comments you dumbass fool! So deal with it jackass!

7:39pm, Hey! Im NOT some stupid teenager like YOU are! I am a adult you dumbass fool! SO I WOULDENT BE TALKING IF I WERE YOU! haha stupid teenager

7:27pm, How is Lindsay working if shes walking around in the streets with her skanky girlfriend whoring herself out? NOT! Because you know that this fat ugly skank doesnt even have a real job at all.

The poster that goes by "Andy" needs to be reported. The post at 7:45 clearly contradicts his point. Instead of mocking some "kids" online, consider a lobotomy Andy. Do humanity a favor turd. X17 is full of losers. BYE!!

They look like fat hookers.

7:45pm for an adult, you seem more childish than my 11 year old sister, with your repulsive, immature, ignorant, idiot and repetitive comments.

DJ Mystik - Angel Of Love (Bonus Track) (5:17) is one of my favorite songs.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Lindsay needs to take a bath because she looks like a filthy mess.

Why do these skanks always wear the samething everyday?

Ms. Lohan always looks in need of a shower. Also, she wears the same clothes in all of the recent photos. Too bad she loves the drugs and alcohol so much. She looks like she can use a few bucks. Unemployment is a bitch!

They both have zero talent and has no sense of high class at all because they keep dressing like a bunch of low class whores.

8:08pm, If you dont like my comments then ignore it you JACKASS! And you dont make any sense at all jackass.

I don't think Andy spent Christmas in a crap bar in yesterdays smelly clothes looking to make a buy like Rohan

8:13pm, I'm the real Andy, jackass!

O my god! Now your imping under my username? I find you STUPID in the head for imping me like that.

Lindsay needs to take a shower and wash out that nasty birds nest out of her hair.

They look like getto wannabes.

They still look like gangsters.

They look like fat donkeys with bucked teeth. By the way, They need to brush their teeth because their teeth look yellow as hell.

In the 2nd picture, Lindsay looks like shes about to attack someone.

Lindsay looks like a devil in all her pictures.

Lindsay looks hot. Sam looks totally fugs.

i like lindsay's outfit.

I LOVE lindsay and sam, they are my favourite couple and the cutest. They look so sweeth in that photos. I wish for them a great 2009, and I agree with lindsay, micheal lohan is indeed an "asshole", a poor example of a man and father.

PROUD TO BE IN TEAM ROHAN!!!

Ewww they both look dusty to me. What have either done to deserve all of this attention. Lindsay is a has been actress and Sam is a nasty anorexic looking lesbo who is a disc jockey???I dont get it.

Also, Lindsay really needs to lose the extensions.

9:09pm, Stop imping under my username.

They look like crap as usaul.

9:12pm, Stop imping under my username,
by the way Lindsay is hot and Samantha is sexy, more power for them.

They look like garbage.

im confused, i need my mother

Their both ugly as hell. And they look like dorks.

Their both trailer trash.

I hate lindsay and samantha!! NO wait!
I love them no I hate, no I love them, WAIT I hate them, they look like dorks, but they are the cutest couple.

TEAM ROHAN, NO WAIT!! I don't know who I am, mummy Im confused!!

time to go sleep.

Stop using my username bitch.

After their little shopping trip Lindsay buried her nose in Samantha's greasy latke...

Love them great pics.I spended my Christmas Eve partying in a bar too,and then my Christmas night too.Bahbahabaha.

Tell me why this is. The two ladies they are the beutifull womens but I see them with no mens. They are keeping themselves for the marriages?

MMMMMMMM SAMANTHA IS SOOOOOOO YUMMY!!!

Sam could do waaaaaaaaaay better than Blohan. She could totally hook up with Jodie Foster. They would make such a hot couple!

wow, neither of these gals are the least bit fat yet so many here call them that. say what you want but calling them fat is just a lie.

I used to think the lyrics were "Chocolate Guy" or salesman not "troglodyte."

Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me

OK Linds, I agree it sucks...

Sam has fish breath from all of Lindsay's rotten tuna queefs!

www.youtube.
com/watch?v=TyhGUHrkJyU

Okay please stop all the damn hating.

Lindsay has A RECORDING CONTRACT, She has her own leggings line, did Labor Pains, Ugly Betty.

She can shop all she wants.

Okay please stop all the damn hating.

Lindsay has A RECORDING CONTRACT, She has her own leggings line, did Labor Pains, Ugly Betty.

She can shop all she wants.

Okay please stop all the damn hating.

Lindsay has A RECORDING CONTRACT, She has her own leggings line, did Labor Pains, Ugly Betty.

She can shop all she wants.

Okay please stop all the damn hating.

Lindsay has A RECORDING CONTRACT, She has her own leggings line, did Labor Pains, Ugly Betty.

She can shop all she wants.

Okay please stop all the damn hating.

Lindsay has A RECORDING CONTRACT, She has her own leggings line, did Labor Pains, Ugly Betty.

She can shop all she wants.

Labor Pains? HAHAHAHAHAHA. A record deal - you have to be joking - no sales, leggings with a hole in the crotch and ass - they are nasty. Ugly Betty? HAHAHAHAHA. She is a joke.

HEY ALL HATERS...LSO YOU ANDY AND FAKE ANDY BACK OFF... LET THEM BE and LIVE THEIR LIFES...if u dont like them... back off

i'd love to blow my load in lohan
and on her
all over her pale white skin

I'm Andy and hello "Andy Micheal Lohan", you're still stupid!

I love you Lindsay!!! :)

Whoa! What is going on with you people? Andy has become the true celeb--his post are funny and confusing:-D

Seriously, Lindsey needs a stylist for 2009. She is a New Yorker stuck LA. Only NYers wear THAT much black!

Those of you calling these girls fat, you're funny! When I picture these two, I think of two pelvic bones rubbing and boney cooches. Lindsey's boobs may be the only fat on both their bodies.

Do you think SaMAN uses a strap on?

Lindsey likes boney cooch! Its probably bald too!

Happy Holidays!

December 27, 2008 7:16 AM, Andy has more than one personality or people in there.

Lindsay looks fine the way she is. The Britain s wear a lot of black.

The rest is none of your business.

We won't be charging you either.... NY police not charging in Hanukkah crash.

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When I was a young girl, like normal girls do
I looked to a woman's love to help get me through
I never needed any more than a feminine touch
I hated the thought of kissing a man, it really was too much.
I did not drink, I did not smoke, I did not say goddamn;
I was polite, I was sensitive until I loved a man.
My family were proud of me, were proud of what I am,
But then along came Lester and my tale of woe began.

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer.
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer,
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear,
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer.

It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part.
She said she loved another dyke. My God! it broke my heart.
I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
But Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in.

MICHAEL LOHAN YOU ARE 100% RIGHT...ANY GIRL WOULD DIE TO HAVE THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME IN HOLLYWOOD AND YOUR DAUGHTER LINDSAY IS JUST DESTROYING HER OWN DREAM..HOLLYWOOD HAS AN IMAGE AND IT IS NOT THE GARBAGE THAT LINDSAY IS WITH NOW..HER MOTHER IS JUST HAPPY FUCKING FOR HER RENT AND LIFESTYLE AND LINDSAY IS DOING THE SAME FOLLOWING THAT SEWER RAT...ALI IS DONE BEFORE SHE STARTED""ITS SAD...MICHAEL MOVE ON..MOM OF THE YEAR IS WHITE TRASH AND SAD TO SAY LINDSAY IS FOLLOWING HER MOMS FOOTSTEPS...

Michael Bring on your shit..lol tapes ect..about us >>>You have Nothing you idiot...

Maybe Sam(dogshit face) will use the same lawyer she never paid..DJ dogshit face

I feel sorry for Lindsay never having a parent around to show her right from wrong. Her mother is completing crazy from drugs and booze. Always being in front of the camera like if she were famous, and the BIGGEST LIE being a Radio City Rockette. And a DAD that is will you know INSANE. Lindsay please get your life straight. Stop drinking and leave this so called DJ alone. SaMANtha can't DJ to save her life. The LA club scene SUCKS and the music sounds like a house party one record after another. Lindsay your relationship with SaMANtha is toxic and you know it. Leave know before it is too late. What could you have in common and by the way Samantha is old and ugly. Lindsay come back before it is to late.

This is Sam's Zionism showing through in her view of gentile Christmas. Such an insecure hater.

Anonymous 11:08 are you smoking your asscrack again?

Stop it Sam your scarring us..