BREAKING NEWS! - Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Rehab

you mean michael called you after reading it on tmz. lol

This asshole clearly does not have a "boss." Someone paid by Lou.... I can't believe this idiot has a "personal assistant." What is she.... someone "important?" LMFAO.....

Another ploy to avoid going to jail again.

Oh....the drama.

Mommy just said I might not be able to get coke in here for afew days because I have to make it look like im real serious about this pretending to be into sobrieth thing. Too bad Lou doesn't know this orderly dude already gave me blow for blow. This make Lindsay feel like a whore but its ok because the coke made up for it.

WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SHE WAS MORE BELIEVABLE IF SHE DID IT WHEN SHE GOT OUT OF JAIL THE FIRST TIME. NOW SHE'S JUST DOING IT BECAUSE SHE THINKS THE JUDGE WILL GO EASY ON HER IN OCTOBER. IT'S ALL BS CELEB'S GET AWAY WITH SO MUCH. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP

Will there plenty of time for Lindsay to obsessively shop and will there be plenty of live sounding boards around for when Lindsay can't stop talking about herself which is always. Also, lindsay needs a sleep time monitor because the troubled freckled addict can't enough attention, therefore, she cannot be alone......even for sleep, lol.

her trouble is her career.......it's the only think keeping her in the news
and getting her paid,,,,,
can't wait for the IRS audit........
"no really, I tried with all my heart to pay you, I was just so, busy you know, working, I didn't ever disrespect you"

Watch, when she gets out her lips will be less puffy. Hilarious that ducky lips has to have injections every 2 weeks.

Celebrities are a load of crap in general. They are in existence to be ridiculed and slandered by the hard-working public. It lets us blow off steam. In reality, they shouldn't exist. If it were 200 years ago, they wouldn't. Not one of them could ever function in a life or death situation. So, in essence, celebrities are mutant products of an overpopulated society. Think about it. Survival of the fittest? Not ONE "celebrity" would make it. (smiling).

goto Radar for hilarious pics of BlOHan posed with a self-help book about learning to "rest", hours before checking in to rehab for the 5th time.


According Radar, Lohan is “tired of being the party girl” and turned to the self-help book for guidance to deal with a “terrible” and disrupted sleeping pattern.


god help her if she thinks that is her problem

In 1810, individuals who produced something of merit were celebrities. Many are still famous 200 years later including authors, playwrights, classical composers, and artists, to name a few. But, I get your point about modern celebrities.

Wearing a loose fitting black sleeveless dress with matching sunglasses, LiLo was snapped [$$$$] on her balcony at dusk reading The Power of Rest, written by Dr. Matthew Edlund.

“Lindsay hopes to use this book to help restructure her sleeping patterns so she can function better,” said the insider.

“She has been shooting films into the wee hours of the morning since she was 11 or 12 years old and then sleeping in trailers while on the set."


uh, last time she was on a movie set for more than a day was like 4 years ago. and she was out partying every night, not working.

does she have the dumbest PR people or what?

Back in the 1800s, people who "produced something of merit" were well respected. How many of today's "celebrities" produce something of merit?

All I said was celebrities existed in 1810. I I did not disagree with your sentiment about modern celebrities at all. In my opinion producing something of merit in 2010 is a rarity which obviously does not include Lindsay "Cokehead" Lohan

It's all a complete joke anyway. She's still be able to see the same people, sneak in the same drugs, do whatever, and just act like the ho is in a HOtel ordering room service. When she gets out, sobriety won't matter for a good couple of months to her, because she'll play the martyred sympathy/woe-is-me card and idiots will give her money for it. I just hope she somehow overdoses before she makes her porn film and unleashes that bit of completely ghastly horror on the public. No one needs to see that nastiness and she's determined to shove it down everyone's throats. Hopefully, being a Hohan plan, it will probably fail like she does.

LOL the staged Radar pics of her reading a book about getting enough rest!

Excuse for her next drug bust:

"My sleep cycle got messed up" - BloHo

is that fresh Botox in them lips?

Correction:

“She has been shooting drugs into the wee hours of the morning since she was 11 or 12 years old and then blowing producers and drug dealers in trailers while on the set."

Lets put it this way. Lindsay Lohan is to acting and her other failed pursuits what junk food is to fine cuisine. Nothing but empty filler with no value.

Keep in mind, I'm comparing her to celebrated actors, designers etc. who actually produce something of merit.

2:04 thanks for the correction!

BloHo knows how to read?

^that photo!

Boy George's Lost Twin Sister

In my opinion, someone who "acts" for the public enjoyment, is not productive to society. Ben Franklin is a good example of someone who was productive. Actors, celebrities and fame whores in general are useless wastes of oxygen. Sure, the public likes to be entertained now and then, and idiots (celebrities) provide that in overabundance!

Franklin was statesman, political theorist, author and scientist among other things. His magnificent societal contributions are undeniable. Weren’t we discussing modern actors? In my opinion, actors can make “limited” societal contributions. Self-reporting of stress show levels are exceptionally high across mainstream America. The reasons are varied. We have the worst economy since the Great Depression. Most families require two incomes to sustain their home. Family estrangement is rampant. Entertainment is a relatively inexpensive ways to reduce stress and bond with family. Less stress makes individuals more productive. It lessens the likelihood of unrelenting stress compromising immune systems which leads to illness. Thus the byproduct of acting has value. I'm not proposing a actor’s value is akin to a Nobel Laureate discovering a cure for cancer. Nor am I proposing it is the only way to reduce stress and enhance pleasure. I prefer the great outdoors and strenuous sports to relax. If you like the classics and ever have a chance to see Shakespeare in the Park, go. Even unknown actors have some value. They can bringing the Bard’s words to life!

I can’t disagree with your generalization about modern celebrities being “useless wastes of oxygen” especially those who produce nothing. Some, like Paris Hilton merely lend their name to a product or pose for the paparazzi. Some are only famous for being famous.

Should egomaniacal actors who hire political speech writers be asked to testify on Capitol Hill or at the United Nations?

NO!

Oh puhleeze, she is covering her ass by going to rehab to try to avoid jail AGAIN! This is what the third time she's pulled this? Are there people still gullible enough to believe she's doing it for anything else than trying to avoid jail again?

She’s a little weasel like her parents.

2:04 & 2:11 LMAO! Those 2 comments were my biggest laughs today. Thanks guys :)

^brain damaged paid blogger and schizoid slut of the forum.

^totally brainless stalker on every thread who lets their dog lick their ass.

4:29 is an angry lesbo

^brain damaged paid blogger and schizoid slut of the forum.

I understand what she is going through it took a long time to get my mom to stop doing drugs and many times and so many times she had to come back and be truth full that she relapsed again. I feel that its good that she is going back to rehab she needs to get better if she going to want to live cause it says in the pray keep coming back it works if you work it because your worth it....

I understand what she is going through it took a long time to get my mom to stop doing drugs and many times and so many times she had to come back and be truth full that she relapsed again. I feel that its good that she is going back to rehab she needs to get better if she going to want to live cause it says in the pray keep coming back it works if you work it because your worth it....