EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Lindsay Lohan Relaxes On Her Roof With Sis Ali During House Arrest

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"I got her, Oh My God" made me laugh

At least she's not a dumbass like Paris Hilton who has to live with amateur fellatio for the rest of her life.

Staged photo and scripted story
How does X17 know this is a business related phone call?
Cuz DINA told them so

You mean like the video of Lindsay stealing the necklace that we all saw?

Paris Hilton is a successfulbusiness woman.

Lindsay is not even a successful actress.

KEEP LINDSAY LOCKED UP

She should have to do the full 35 days.

Washed up pos

Is she attending her Shoplifters Anonymous meetings?

who she giving cunnilingus to while relaxing at house arrest???

Nobody is buying this load of crap. Bill collectors or johns, that's all these guys are. She is done in Hollywood!

The only thing she can do are nude photo shoots. Give the fans who want to see LL naked what they want!

Everyone has seen her red snatch and droopy boobs.

Lindsay can make a good living off of her freak factor and porn lifestyle.
She will never own an OSCAR

Who on earth would still want her at their parties now that she is a convicted thief.

How much lonnger can she afford to rent there?

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL

People can forgive addictions and lesbianism because it is very common in Hollywood.

But stealing from others and from stores is a career killer.

Lindsay is a dumbass who STEALS.
And she can't even do that successfully.

I hope Ali knows that knowone gives a crap about her either, and the only reason she gets her picture taken is because there are alot of dudes who want to stick there pecker in her twat, and thats it!

FEED THEM TO THE LIONS!!!

We have Daddy Issues and take Any Scrap of Attention A Man Will Give Us"

Isn't that the CEO of TGIF...finalizing Lindsay's new spokesmodel gig?

Is it possible that Aunt Ali can be even dumber than Lindsay?

WE LOVE ALI AND LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LESBIAN AND TRANNY NATION

PORNO CAREER IS NEAR!!!

Leave Ali alone, idiots. She doesn't say anything to anybody and doesn't act obnoxious. She keeps to herself and supports her sister. She's not showing off here, she's just trying to be on the roof of her sister's place and when she sees the paps she brings everybody inside the house.

The Lohan family....Isn't Darwinism supposed to weed this shit out?

I hope Ali drops dead with Lindsay. Knowone cares about you Lohans. Please go away or DROP DEAD! AMERICA HATES YOU!!!

Leave Ali alone, idiots.

She doesn't say anything.
She doesn't do anything.
She doesn't have any of her own friends.
She doesn't go to school.
She doesn't have a boyfriend.
She doesn't work.
She doesn't having any upcoming jobs.
She babysits her sister.

So leave Ali alone, idiots.

Leave Ali to the trannys. They like her.

Poor Ali.
Her retarded bitch mother took her out of school and now what does she do???? Nothing!!!!!
She's an uneducated young girl and she spends her days kissing Lindsay's ass.
WORST parents ever.

The Lohan sisters. Watching a lot of television and smoking. They are so cool.

Does that guy produce soft lesbian porn?

How cute, Auntie Ali helping to entertain men in suits.

Ali--they are still casting for "Inferno"!

The Lohan Sisters.....in "Afternoon Delight"

More movies,photo shoots,business meetings,modeling and much more
which of course the haters will never have.
I can't decide which one of the talented,ambitious Lohan sisters is more beautiful.

How'd Ali do in her Gimp Horse Racing at Santa Anita? I hope her jockey doesn't catch anything from getting too close to her! He should probably bath in bleach just to make sure.

ROFL there's a reason they don't let Ali talk

I could have sworn that the Sheriff's representative said that Lindsay was not allowed out of the house. Specifically said she had to remain indoors. so, isn't this then violating the terms of her house arrest? Tack on another 10 days...

All is not well in paradise. These guys are cops and the cops and the prosecuting attorney are not happy with her flip photographs about how wonderful her confinement is. She is an idiot and it shows.

A drunk dina lohan was in the hamptons this past weekend and she was so wasted that people felt embarrassed for her. The lohans have no shame and while dina was wasted the whole time she did manage to entertain the people who were there looking on as she slurred her words while also managing to make people who were looking on feel sorry for anyone who has to put up with dina on a daily basis.

#marilyn monroe. Happy 85th birthday, something tells me that if you were still alive your boobs would be even perkier than mine!

That one mentally disturbed hater is still stalking Nicole and of course
the beautiful Lohan sisters. A restraining order is needed.

Which wrist will get slapped when she does not complete her cs,what a joke!

too bad about her. everything.

JUMP,JUMP,JUMP!

The Lohan sisters, bunking together now:

UNEMPLOYED LESBIAN CRIMINAL

TRANNY HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT

Lindsay Lohan
Does Jack Daniels make home deliveries? Ali is too young to go to the liquor store and mom is still at the bar #housearrestsucks
5 hours ago

#13thingsIlove:
myself,
coke,
money,
paps,
pills,
cigs,
women,
pretending to work,
celeb justice,
getting stuff without paying,
watching TV,
attacking rehab techs,
pretending to learn from my mistakes

Beautiful superstar Lindsay busy,wealthy,talented

Gorgeous supermodel Ali Happy high school student

7:14 Ugly high school dropout in denial

@radar_online thanks for the story, i do spend all day home cooking.......cooking meth!

Those are obviously cops and not someone discussing movie deals

@12:15, June 3
What high school? Home schooled by her high school drop out sister? What modeling?

Another reason why haters are jealous of beautiful Lindsay

She has been in several hundred,maybe thousands of business meetings.
The haters have never been to even one business meeting.

if by "business meetings" u mean court dates, that does not count...thousands of business meetings, YEAH RIGHT!!!!!! JAIL THIS BITCH QUICK!!

Since when are passing the pig parties considered "business meetings"

Ali is in a movie that will premiere at Sundance. Suck it haters.

lol!

The Lohans-family of D-list white trash

Ali is in a movie that will premiere at Sundance. She got paid $12 million for her role.

Lindsay is having a solo show of her paintings at the Museum of Modern Art in New York. Suck it haters.

LOHAN RESUME UPDATE

#14thingsIlove:

myself,
coke,
money,
paps,
pills,
cigs,
women,
pretending to work,
celeb justice,
getting free stuff,
stealing stuff i can't get for free,
watching TV,
attacking rehab techs,
pretending to learn from my mistakes

8:49

So what else is new?

"mikelohan Michael C. Lohan
about ready for a nap
2 June"

^no job, loafs around with Linds, tweets, needs a nap=LOSER

That's a typical hater comment by high school dropout drug addict 9:00
trying to bash college educated Michael Lohan
Can these haters be any more stupid?

Loser @ 4:39 am & 8:52 am. Ali lohan has only done one movie that was for the disney channel and that was several years ago. Movies that are shown at sundance do not even have a budget of 12 million let alone will someone be paid 12 million for a role in a movie that appears at sundance. Lying on behalf of the lohans gets you nowhere especially when you claim that lindsay will be getting 22 million for the gotti movie and 22 million for another movie called mob street when the budget for mob street is 20 million. Get a life moron and seek medication for your delusions loser.

Lindsay has never been found guilty of any crime and to say otherwise is to slander her. She should enjoy her vacation at home and also all of my tweets that i am sending her because she is my ideal woman. Just a reminder Free_LL Twitter.

LiloInPsychWard Lindsay Lohan
@
So far house arrest has been a piece of coke! (oops) Been sun- tanning outside for paps!! xxox

LiloInPsychWard Serious Question......How do you remove a home monitoring bracelet without alerting the authorities?
I already tried to do it once and got confused.

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Olivia Wild
Mila Kunis
Natalie Portman
Amanda Seyfried
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Eliza Dushku
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Another reason why haters are jealous of beautiful Lindsay

She travels first class to dozens of foreign countries.
The ugly haters sometimes travel outside their dark basements.

Anne hathaway, katie cassidy and selena gomez should be on that list too 6:29 am.

Evan rachel wood is another actress whose career lindsay wishes she could have.

Se is not a super star. She was a child star in Disney remake. Her future, other than small parts in straight to video films, is in porno

Ali is a semi-retarded high school drop out

Good Things About Lindsay Lohan

0.

The hallmark channel next weekend will be showing the original parent trap with hayley mills from 1961 and the remake from 1998 with lindsay lohan. They wil be shown back to back on saturday so you can decide for yourself who was the better actress plus which was the better movie. On sunday they will be showing the parent trap 2 from 1986 with hayley mills in it too.

Super loser 147 = ugly,fat,untalented,short,uncontrollable,hateful,high school dropout.
Supermodel Ali = beautiful,caring.tall,shapely,talented,educated,happy.

Oops, drinking again

Tranny Supermodel Ali = beautiful,waxed,shapely,smooth,uneducated,shaven.

"The Lohans have always been known for their heavy drinking, lying and extreme laziness."

WTF??

Ali is a super model

Cute...Ali is soooooo thrilled!

She just found out she landed the cover of next month's "TRANNY INTERNATIONAL" magazine!!!

Congrats!!!!

TWITTER UPDATE
Gettin ready for MTV Movie Awards:

PJ's by Victoria Secrets.
Ankle Braclet by LA County Sheriffs Dept.
Will be attending in my living room this year.
4 hours ago

Hmmmm am I the only starlet unable to attend the MTV Movie Awards tonight due to being under house arrest????? ):
12 hours ago

The drug addicted hater is still stalking adorable Ali.

Maybe you should be locked down more often.

"Super model"

Pick your crack pipe down.

Passing the pig party in Venice

adorable tranny Ali ...we LOVE YOU!!!

I can see why the haters are jealous of beautiful Lindsay
but why are they still in denial about supermodel Ali?

where can i see the fotos of paris hilton injecting heroin into lilos butt?

Lindsay Lohan: Liar, Liar, Coke Pants on Fire
By: Allison Ford (View Profile)

As a great American president once said, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again.”

Or maybe that was The Who. Anyways, Lindsay Lohan, in case you hadn’t heard, is currently on house arrest after violating her probation in, oh, about twenty-three different ways, and—surprise, surprise—the ankle device that monitors her whereabouts went off. But of course Lohan denies any wrongdoing, and right now the cops are treating the incident as an equipment malfunction.

Just like the last few dozen times she’s gotten caught, it’s totally not her fault.

I’m not going to give a rundown of her half decade–long crime spree, although you can read about it here. But I will sum up her assorted excuses for said transgressions.

“I wasn’t drunk, I had heat exhaustion.” “That wasn’t me on the video.” “I didn’t steal that stuff, I’m being framed.” “Someone else must have left the cocaine in these pants.” “I wasn’t driving, the black kid was.” “I didn’t steal those Dior jewels.” “The drug tests are wrong.” “I didn’t steal the coat.” “I couldn’t get to court; my passport was stolen.” “The bracelet malfunctioned.” “The woman who claims I assaulted her is lying.” “I didn’t steal the necklace, it was a gift.” “The bracelet went off because someone spilled a drink on my leg,” “I’m being set up because everyone’s jealous.”

Thanks to ex con 5:59 for showing us the excuses he uses when he gets caught.
He must lead a sad lonely life to have that much hate for innocent Lindsay.

“I wasn’t drunk, I had heat exhaustion.”
“That wasn’t me on the video.”
“I didn’t steal that stuff, I’m being framed.”
“Someone else must have left the cocaine in these pants.”
“I wasn’t driving, the black kid was.” “I didn’t steal those Dior jewels.” “The drug tests are wrong.”
“I didn’t steal the coat.”
“I couldn’t get to court; my passport was stolen.”
“The bracelet malfunctioned.”
“The woman who claims I assaulted her is lying.”
“I didn’t steal the necklace, it was a gift.”
“The bracelet went off because someone spilled a drink on my leg,” “I’m being set up because everyone’s jealous.”

"I NEVER LIE"

"Sometimes i commit 2 or 4 misdemeanors before lunch." "My dream job being an actress who actually acts."

LESBIAN LOSER & TRANNY HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT



PERFECT.

Uh oh. LL Is drinking again.

^why "again"? did she ever stop drinking (besides when jailed, of course)?

the Lohans are alcoholics ... so drinking is what they do and overdo ... everyday

we love LINDSAY LOHAN, SHE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!111

I LOVE YOU LINDSAY, YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even the haters know that super talented Lindsay is the best,the prettiest,
the happiest,the busiest,the most wonderful woman in the whole wide,world.

Even the enablers know that stupid drunk Lindsay is the worst,the criminal,
the racist,the busiest of stealing,the most hateful woman in the whole wide,world.

encore

Why do the parents of the racist,bitter,criminal haters keep enabling them?
Should these parents be arrested for being enablers?

Lol! Parents?!!
Teenie needs to whine more.

"June 12, 2011 02:07 PMPosted by: Anonymous
Why do the parents of the racist,bitter,criminal haters keep enabling them?
Should these parents be arrested for being enablers?"

You mean the Lohans, Dina and Michael, they should get locked up!

Too bad about her. Everything.