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If Lindsay Was A Superhero...
Posted on Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:30 PM PDT
...what kinds of powers would she have? Would she be able to send the paparazzi flying across the street with a flick of her bony finger, or would she be able to poof and disappear into a thick cloud of white fairy dust?
I realize that sounds kinda stupid, but when I first saw this shot of Lindsay in her white boots and cape tunic, superhero was definitely the first thought that came to mind, so I'm sticking to it.
So...would she be more of a snow queen, or would she be some sort of angelic goddess type?
We think she'd be more of a snow queen. If you catch our drift...sniff sniff.
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The Goddess In White
Comments
X17 IS A RETARD
Her name would be fantastic freckles and she would be able to sleep with 100 guys at once and scare away her enemies with her army of sickeningly ugly freckles!
Oh wait...she already does those things.
Beautiful!
she'd be the cocaine fairy! haha this is actually kinda accurate.
she be SuPa Hooooooo ahahahha crack head
Lunch at the Four Seasons ?
When I look at Lindsay, my first thought is "OMG She looks like shit!".
A beautiful Snow Faerie!
This should get you some hits x17! Desperate. Desperate. Desperate.
is she doing tricks on broadway ??
she sure is dress like she is
she looks like shes on the pipe every night !!!
how sad
she calls x17 to get her fame!!she´s desperate for attention! fucking loser!
shes all pale like an ice head
ugh..stop posting about LL!!she's a no-talent skank loser who has never even bothered to make a decent movie...she´s over!
she would be able to snort 1000 lines in 1 hour... oh, wait....
LINDSAY AND SAM DESERVE TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!
People tend to become ill after seeing me
People tend to become ill after seeing me
People tend to become ill after seeing me
People tend to become ill after seeing me
People tend to become ill after seeing me
LINDSAY AND SAM DESERVE TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!
LINDSAY AND SAM DESERVE TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!
LINDSAY AND SAM DESERVE TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!
People tend to become ill. after seeing me
LINDSAY AND SAM DESERVE TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!
White trash
eww this bitch is so fucking ugly and gross.
I'm jealous of lez-babe because she'll be bedding a sexy young girl tonight and my 45 year old limp dick ass will be spending yet another night alone with my porn collection, my pen**is pump, and my blistered hand. Sucks being an old middleaged man stuck in a dead-end job working for x17. It really does suck being me.
Lindsay should take a long hard look at how drug addicted celebrities go out. Usually crazy and usually alone, or with some shady hanger-on. It isn't pretty or glamorous, just sad.
I have a micropenis.
Sucks being a broken down shell of a man who's been celibate for over a decade. I have to sniff cans of tuna just so I won't forget the scent of a woman. Hell I'd do Janet Reno or Rosie O'Donnell if they'd have me, but they wouldn't.
Here we go again.
Lindsay is the IT girl right now, huh x17, I'm sure there will be another thread of Lindsay again because I just came from a gallery with Lindsay & Annabelle. Keep posting more, keep up the great job of Lindsay.
I am so alone
I am so alone
I am so alone
I am not normal
If Lindsay had superpowers, she'll erase all paps & haters, hahahaha.
Go to wikipedia and put in micropenis and you will see actual nude photos of guys who have them. It must suck being you acton.
X17 always sticks to its own stupid ideas!!! Hey show us much more your EXCLUSIVE stupidity and be proud...
LILO rock the world and make haters to be jealous!!!
I am not normal
I am not normal
I HEART L.RON!!!!!
Which sultry screen siren slept with several of the leading men in her new big budget flick, but refused to get horizontal with the director? He's so peeved that he's threatening to ban the gal from his future films. Megan fox?
Lindsay is hot
you are so jealous !!!
Lindsay is hot
you are so jealous !!!
Just come to my place and you can get a live view of a micropenis. My place is easy to find. I live in a box under the freeway.
I wonder if someone will want to test to see if lindsay is faster than a speeding bullet.
Just come to my place and you can get a live view of a micropenis. My place is easy to find. I live in a box under the freeway.
Make sure you bring a magnifying glass when you come. It's THAT small.
My tiny peen is incapable of satisfying anyone sexually.
I live a lonely and miserable life. Please date me lez-babe.
2:21
I'm a broken down impotent 45 yr old man who works for x17. Why would I be jealous of Lindsay Lohan? Oh yeah. She gets to have sex with a woman. Something I haven't done in years. Damn that lez-babe. She's turned every straight woman gay.
LOL
She should use that spray on tanning stuff
She'd be SUPER- HO!
I am trolling for teenage girls
I am trolling for teenage girls
I am trolling for teenage girls
I think her name she be cum drinking slut. Since that is the only way she gets anything these days. Worthless skank should join micheal jackson.
Hey it seems there is ONE hater who wrote these shit comments of lilo..Don't you tired of writing them?I bet you don't have any work to do other than insulting her! Lindsay is TOTALLY look BEAUTIFUL OK!
she's snowwhite !
Why such a stupid story about superheroes; give us some information about her leaving sam's place (when ? and more)
we're not children.
WHY is it that no matter WHAT this girl wears she STILL looks like a SCANK????? it's unbelievable!
WHY is it that no matter WHAT this girl wears she STILL looks like a SKANK????? it's unbelievable!
LOOOOOVE LINDSAY!!! aaaamei o visual dela!!! ta perfeita.. ..
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