In Case of an Emergency ...

to keep a man. she can't do it any other way!

she just loves this attention! she's a whack job, jesus, I'm so sick of her. I wish she'd just dissapear, along with paris and brit brit! She's just a young kid who's gonna go down the tubes..(look at her family!)Yuk Yuk

she just loves this attention! she's a whack job, jesus, I'm so sick of her. I wish she'd just dissapear, along with paris and brit brit! She's just a young kid who's gonna go down the tubes..(look at her family!)Yuk Yuk

To keep Britney with her!

HAHA

She's crazy.

hey x17, please sue the crap out of perez hilton. i cant stand him or his biased site. MARIO is Mr. Outter, taking it upon himself to blast out anyone who has a private life assuming that they are not open with their sexuality (what business is it of his?) and meanwhile twisting stories to make Paris sound like a damn saint and then not writing articles that could be seen as defamation of character to his little whoreanus Hilton. stupid perez, no one likes u, they pretend to befriend u to play u like a puppet.

To keep Britney with her!
HAHAHAHA
YEAH!!!

Is her car a mess or is it just me?

To remind her of her father?

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

I agree. If Penis/Paris is friends with anyone whatsoever (including Mario) she's only friends cos there's some purpose in it. She knows that Mario's site gets loads of visitors .. and Mario plays right into her hands by crowing her praises. You're being used Bra ..... get a clue.

lindsay has a handcuff because she's trying to get herself used to it since one day it'll be on her....for over exposing her coochy in public, or just being a nuissance.

but she's hot.

I THINK LINDSAY IS HOT , AND I WOULD LET HER USE THEM(HANDCUFFS) ON ME IN ANY WAY SHE WANTED

kinky fun

Is that cocaine all over her dash board? Cracker.

She's old news, washed up. She needs to control her public rage, I hope she gets her karma for being such a bitch.

To stop her mom from partying

A) BECAUSE SHE DOENS'T WANT THE COPS TO USE REGULAR CUFFS WHEN THEY FINBALLY GET A CLUE AND SEARCH HER PURSE - COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG.

B) TO GET ATTENTION FROM PHOTOGRAPHERS BECAUSE SHE'S A PATHETIC SOULLESS DRUG ADDICT WHO NEEDS CONSTANT VALIDATION FROM COMPLETE STRANGERS TO SURVIVE.

EITHER WAY SHE'S A STUPID JUNKIE.

YAWN.

What Victoria posted... and even the bodyguards in the hotel couldn't Calum Best stop to run away from her.

She should use them to shut her dumb mouth. "Paris hit me..." - "No, Paris, didn't hit me, who lies like this?"

I've read the trash from/about her for the last days but have decided: this my last message on her. She babbles anything.

Last night she picked me up hitching and cuffed me to her mirror. She kept making me tell her how pretty she is and what a great actress she is and how she's NOT fat, and how great "Herbie" and "Just my Luck" were.

I was holding up okay til she shrieked at me "Tell me how good 'Rumors' was or I'll show you my cooter!!" I woke up in a watery ditch, having chewed my hand off at the wrist.

Typing is harder, but it was worth it.

i think the lot of you are sad, there handcuffs geeze guys get over it. Theres nuttin wrong with having a pair get ur heads out of ur arses you bunch of pussies.

Maybe a token of kinky sex with a cop? Hmmm

..."Have Handcuffs Will Travel"...three toed sloth...(sorry precious Rainforest)..C'mon.....can 'it' be declared legally brain dead yet?

THAT BITCH HAS HANDCUFFS IN HER CAR TO GET ATTENTION SHE NEEDS TO GET LAID SO SHE PUTS THEM WHERE EVERYONE COULD SSE THEM WHAT A WHORE NO WONDER PARIS AND BRITTANY AND HER ARE ALL FRIENDS THEY WANT SUM!~!!!!LOL

Albatross,
LMAO, luv it when she talks dirti

Albatross- I agree!!!

I think the joke may be on us. She's having jolly fun with the it too.

She KNOWS she's going to get arrested for DUI or Indecent Exposure (hell just showing her FACE is indecent exposure) guess she just wants to have her own custom cuffs!

to: Albatross somebody stole my name NO I don't agree---
and people if you can't post your own name don't steal somebody else's name.
I AM WYLIE HYMEN DAMNIT. If you would like to pretend that you're me then speak to my Lawyer. I make a good living in AU so don't F#$% with me.