X17 XCLUSIVE - Introducing Lindsay Lohan's New Boy Toy, Anthony Noble

Once he sees all the beautiful women that live in L.A. do you really think he is going to date someone as ugly as Lindsay.Her face looks like that of a 45 year old meth addict and her body is bloated, untoned and saggy.What good looking guy is gonna be seen with THAT!

Well, at least she's with the correct sex now! That Ronson thing was foul looking and scrawny. This guy isn't exactly buff, but at least he has the right equipment.

Bullsh-t ... ugh

this story is too stupid for words, where to begin? nuff said

This guy looks like one of the guys from "The Jersey Shore"... italian "guido" guy.

Lindsay is now saying he wants to marry actor MATT LANTER, and even change her twit picture to the picture of Matt... Maybe she is crushing on Matt Lanter now, this actor Matt is so fine, yummy, hot, sexy! good choice Lindsay!

All guys want to date beautiful Lindsay.
She doesn't want all of them.

C'mon x17 ru serious??
Coz she once sat in his ferrari??
Yeah right!!

6.44 Umm she's prob joking around w/her friends on twitter. Some did tweet themselves too. I don't think you should take those tweets SO serious lol. Most likely joking w/friends.

French has been f@cker 2.0

He didnt pick her up, this load of crap story is from when they wouldnt let her in the club. She jumped into his car to get away from the Paps.

PROOF:
She was NEVER seen again with him

She would be getting this out to every gossip site and on twitter way before now



His parents would NOT let him date a White Trash Whore "Z"list thrown out of the fashion idustry

Thanks for the laughs x17 or Lying Lohan for this Huge Lie!

RUB A LAMP LINDASY THATS THE ONLY WAY THIS STORY WOULD BE TRUE!

Go to Perezhilton com search Lindsay Lohan click on story Lindsay is in serious debt

You will see Mr.Ed-Ali in the picture that was taken when she was with lindsay at the music (drug)fest over the weekend
Ali has side burns like a man.LMFAO!
She's really a Guy! and Butt Ass Ugly I might add.

Lindsay is not crushing on this Matt Lanter dude. Lindsay Lohan is just horny as hell because Samantha Ronson is not giving her any sex. How long do you people can go without sex? It must be hard for Lindsay to go day by day without sex.
Samantha better start giving her some before Lindsay goes and gets from new friend, the Electra chick, or any other random dudes.

Lindsay is not crushing on this Matt Lanter dude. Lindsay Lohan is just horny as hell because Samantha Ronson is not giving her any sex. How long do you people can go without sex? It must be hard for Lindsay to go day by day without sex.
Samantha better start giving her some before Lindsay goes and gets from new friend, the Electra chick, or any other random dudes.

she'll probably be denying this on gossip cop,doesn't she always deny hook-up stories.
choosing to speak out only on certain stories automatically gives credence to every other story,
but she is a lohan and therefore, too stupid to realize this.

lol @ Lindsay Lohan's meltdowns. Check it out:

www . twitter . com / lindsaylohan

=== take out the spaces ^

The guy is GAY! Untrue story

Lindsay is back to Stalking Samantha again

Samantha paid her rent

Lindsay is Gay for Pay!

7.40 Oh my haha, why do some ppl take everything she says/tweets/twitpics/does soooo serious! She's obviously the type who likes messing around (with friends) on twitter. I think she's funny as hell and NEVER boring. (and don't forget, her friends twitter-bombed her page before; like someone said; at about the same time her friend was tweeting herself and more; just joking around and having fun). And you call this a meltdown? Looks like she's having fun and is in a good mood, just sayin'

This boy-toy stuff is crao. Someone may have changed Lindsay's pic to Matt Lanter as a joke. The guy that keeps calling Ali Mr. Ed really wants to date her but Ali would never give him the time of day so he talks crap about her. An L chat woman is here to give the Sam/Lindsay meetup angle, because if they were on/off last year, they'll always be. x17 has no stories for a few days, this one is pitiful. Hopefully, they'll do better later in the day.

Actually, if Electra cuts her hair short, the same hairdo as Samantha, then Electra will look like Samantha. Electra's eyes looks almost like Samantha, and she has a skinny face just like Sam... I already cut Electra's hair in photoshop and she really resembles Samantha Ronson a lot.
Who knows maybe Lindsay will end up hooking up with her.. being that Samantha Ronson doesn't want to take Lohan back.

See JennyOsterley on twitter

He's a hottie, but............
Lmao, every guy in the same room - club - car - house - garden - store - whatever............. is her new boy toy. REDiculous!

Any guy that would date Mr.Ed-Ali would have to be Gay! Ali has a cock!

This relationship will last about 10 minutes, like all of Lindsay's. It depends entirely on how much of Lindsay's bullsh!t he can stomach.

Between her nonstop drinking and her horrible cigarette breath, he should bail any second now. It doesn't matter how much publicity he wants, or how gay he is, Linds can smother anybody's enthusiasm!

I think Lindsay and Ali are pretty but in some ways I prefer Ali's looks. Most of the time she doesn't wear make-up or even put her hair down. if she did she'd look great. Lindsay is straight in the hips where Ali is curved (very noticeable when they both wear bikinis). Ali has a nice butt. Lindsay wins in the boobs area. Ali has less freckles, clearer skin, beautiful silky dark hair, and is much taller. Lindsay has lovely eyes and a fuller face. Both have nice cheekbones. But Lindsay right now looks worn and bloated now. She has to take better care of herself and ditch coloring her hair so much. Right now, the dark hair makes her look harsh.

Electra looks nothing like Samantha. Give me a break.

Only the Lchat people are drunk in warm red bull saying that Lindsay and Samantha are still together... This is how it goes at the Lchat "Sam and Lindsay are not tweeting, um they must be having a sleepover" other poster said "that's great! all is good in Rohan land"... hahaha delusional gals! you bet!
Meantime, in the real world, Lindsay hangs out with her hangers Molinari, Ferras, Electra, Logan, etc... and Samantha Ronson hangs out with her hommies and friends until dawn. Come on people get a grip! Lindsay and Sam are not together now!

7:58 Thanks I just threw up

Team Ali. Good girl, not getting in trouble so far. She looks hot and fierce as a model. She needs to get a new single or album out.

LINDSAY F**KS AND SUCKS FOR MONEY!

Go Nohan! AHAHAHA (just kidding, ofcourse this is BULLS*T, this french guy probably means nothing to her). Lindsay probably gets really tired of these false hook-up stories.

& Peeps! Of course it's A JOKE on her twitterpage (done by her, her friends or between them, who knows)

8:01 Markus and Ferras and Logan wont hang out with her while Katy Perry or any other "A" list celeb is around

They showed that this weekend
As soon as Katy perry went home LiLo was aloud around them again
They even tweeted how they were hanging out with Katy NOT lindsay

They wouldnt even let LiLo to to the Taylor Swift concert with them.

Lindsay is ONLY good for them when all else are not around

Team Lindsay. So many talk crap about her but those that really know her say good things about her. She takes so much scrutiny and abuse, yet keeps ticking and trying. Good job with 6126, Stuck. Hope she gets her album out, impresses in Machete, has new movie projects and fruitful collaborations.

Horse face Dina and her side kick Mr.Ed are commenting on here

BACK IN YOUR STALLS BITCHES!

I don't trust Markus. Ferras seems OK, not sure about him. Lindsay seemed far more into Logan during her time in Coachella.

Lindsay doesn't like to sleep alone, so who made her company last night? It looks like it was Electra, since Lindsay said that Electra and her awoke with Matt Lanter on their minds. So Lindsay had the sleepover at Electra's house or Electra at Lindsay's house.

Lindsay was out Stalking Samantha at Teddys last night.
Once again Samantha showed no intrest in Lindsay.
Samantha is a big fan on 90210 and Lindsay being a sick crazed Fucker posted on her twitter for Matt to marry her to try and piss Samantha off.
Lindsay is so high while doing this she has no clue how foolish she sounds and looks

Only a two year old acts like Lindsay does

8:13 is Shake

So Dina is also a horse along with Ali? Quite unoriginal. Dina is an attractive woman. I think a lot of guys in their 40s and 50s would love to date a tall, thin, pretty woman that looks like Dina.

$600.000 on credit cards one is sueing others will be following and sueing also

She cant pay her rent

Has no Job

Many others are sueing her

AND this Multi Million Aire is hooking up with her

ROTFLMFAO!! TALK ABOUT PISSING IN YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU READ THE MOST STUPIEST THING EVER!

Dina is a single mom with a crazy ex that raised two adult kids and has two teenaged kids. Her son is on an academic scholorship and is doing well. Her other son excels at soccer. Lindsay is a Hollywood success story that has some challenges like most do in Hollywood. Ali is a bright upcoming teen who is meeting successful stars in Hollywood under her sister's wing. Dina herself is working on a new reality show and has and supports an ecologically sound toothbrush.

Ali is working right now along with Lindsay. She's not commenting on this site.

Lindsay was at Teddy's last night where Samantha was Djing. Dating or not....they are still friends and hook up every now and then. Thats why Lindsay can't get over it. Samantha should either cut all ties for good, or get back together with her. Not really a fair way to live for either of them. The girl is talented actually. She just needs to grow up. And its obvious she doesn't like being home alone so decides to go out. As for this guy on her twitter....I think he is friends with Sam too and I'm sure it was just an inside joke. Anyone with half a brain can see she is still in love Samantha Ronson. I hope she gets it together and gets her career back up in running.

8:18 Ali's with Lindsay, she doesn't need Electra to sleep with her.

8:21 I totally agree with you!

Is Lindsay and Electra lovers now? because Electra just tweeted that "she woke with Lindsay on her head" meaning lindsay was riding Electra's face or Electra woke up thinking about Lindsay... um... either way, its so obvious the Electra Avellan girl is crushing on Lindsay. Check Electra's page, she is crushing on Lindsay so bad:

www . twitter . com / electraAvellan

The best/most logical post on the lchat thread so far today:
"I'd say Samantha was at Teddy's with all the cool kids like Talib Kweli and Alexa Chung, and Lindsay wasn't welcome. Probably with good reason since her being there would be a recipe for a meltdown. She made one tweet to Samantha about Teddy's being hopping, but she wasn't there, just following twitter. By 5am she was more upset, so she retweeted pics of herself with her own friends from Coachella, and threw Matt Lanter for good measure."

What is wrong with Dina's nose?

8:28 AM HAAHAHAHA

100% Gay

100% Gay

The actress from the movie Machete, Electra Avellan is sayin she woke up with lindsay on her head. Maybe Lindsay and Electra hooked up last night.

8:49 uh, are you serious?

Another great post from LChat:
"Lindsay tweets Samantha late last night in an attempt to get Samantha to respond. Samantha does not just as it is probable Samantha paid no attention last week to Lindsay when Lindsay showed up at the club. This time Lindsay didn't go and resorted to twitter as she usually does - when Samantha is not responding by other means."

So some people say she hooks up with Anthony noble, Electra and Matt Lanter at the same time?
Get real and maybe some sense of humor.
No sane person takes this serious ! All (inside) jokes ! And this X17 topic is just laughable !

Electra is from Venezuela. English isn't her first language. She speaks it well but every once in a while has a usage slip.

9,06 yeah right, LL's tweet was just a shout out, not a question or something. she did not tweet something to get a reply, I mean, this is NOT an attempt to get a respond at all.

I like Electra Avellan, she has guts and is not afraid to show everybody that she is crushing on Lindsay. Electra is clearly hitting on Lindsay Lohan, and she is doing openly on twitter. Electra is determined to get Lindsay. I like that! grrr!

i think he is gaaaaaaaay

There's nothing here. Anthony Noble gave her a ride one day, Matt is some guy on a TV show, and Electra is a friend whose facebook says she's "in a relationship". x17 needed a new LL story so they put up this one. I guess they don't have any pap pics of Lindsay clubbing last night.

Electra wants to land LIndsay as a girlfriend because that will make her famous, and move her career up. Electra is hungry to make it big in Hollywood.

9.06
What about , maybe she didn't go to teddy's cause she just came back from Coachella and was really tired. So many options right? Like random people would know the reason why she would go to a club or not. Absurd.

As a pay back to Lindsay profile picture, Samantha should change her profile/avatar picture on her twitter page to a Slash or Kellan Klutz picture. That will piss Lindsay off hahhaha lol

9.23/1 - Exactly my thoughts. Big deal!

Electra wants to land LIndsay as a girlfriend because that will make her famous, and move her career up. Electra is hungry to make it big in Hollywood.
----
THIS so true!

9:27 Relax it's not to piss of someone, it's just having some FUN (with pals). And yes, People blow every tweet or twitpic of her out of proportion, even her profile pic is discussed now? LOLOLOLOL

I like LL even more now. HA! the girl likes to be rather controversial than popular and she DOESN'T GIVE A F*** ABOUT what people think of her.

8.49AM
I'd say Lindsay was at Coachella with all the cool kids like alexander wang, jay z, jeremy scott and SR wasn't there. Was that also a good reason for SR to be so moody during those days on twitter (also at 4-5am in the morning)?
I mean, those comments make no sense at all.

Little sister needs to.... calm down.

Electra has more movie projects than Lindsay has going on. She doesn't need Lindsay to help her career at all. Also, when she said Lindsay on my head she likely meant LIndsay on my mind or in my head and mixed them up. It's just Twitter you know, not something official.

Why did Lindsay go and get Ali out of NYC? I think Ali is working on something but we won't know for awhile. Maybe more modeling, maybe something else. We also don't know how long Ali will be in CA. It's tough on Ali b/c, despite what the lying Gossip sites says, when Lindsay goes out at night with her buddies to clubs, Ali can't go with her 'cause she's too young.

C'mon that Electra girl is not crushing on Lilo. She's also joking around and playin games with other people on twitter. She & Lilo probably have a good laugh about it. She even did tweet herself last night. And some days ago she made some tweets(when someone mentioned she became really close with Lilo or something) that she was her friend, also including samro in that tweet, so.........

Electra, Lindsay and Ali are going to do a softcore porn Photo shoot together

Lindsay wants to piss Samantha off and Lindsay thinks it will help Alis career


16 yrs old in soft core porn NOT! It will damage Aliso bad on anything she thought she might want

Ali's already done some semi-racy shots with Lindsay where Ali sits on top of a shirtless guy on all 4s while Lindsay looks on. They just haven't been released yet. Electra has done soft-porn shots with her twin sister. People pretend Ali is so young but in Europe and some parts of the world, 16 is an age where girls are considered sexual beings and it is OK to take still and moving photos of them in sexual situations.

I think Lindsay's up to something work related. When she was in England, the sites said she was doing nothing but partying and shopping, yet we find out later she was finishing up her India documentary. When Ali was in LA in Feb, they showed her and Lindsay shopping and going to a party at Church boutique with Dina, yet we find out that Ali and Lindsay did a photo shoot for 6126 then. So, we don't really know what they are up to, and, they do work sometimes. No movies for Lindsay does NOT equal not working at all.

How come there’s no posts? It’s all Lchat stuff.

10:38 Your not in Europe your in US so that makes Ali a Skanky Slut!

What the hell happened to Dinas face????

Lindsay should ask Chris Jenner for help in her career

10:56 Ali's definitely skanky.

Unfortunately for Ali she has her father's face.

Unfortunately for Ali she has her father's face.

Unfortunately for Ali she has her father's face.

HOW COME THERE'S NO POSTS? IT'S ALL LCHAT STUFF.

This skank is nasty, smelly, and has no value. He better watch his wallet/cash, she is known as a thief.

As much as I'd like to celebrate Linds' moving on from Mansam, I'm afraid I can't do so on x17's post-too damn ureliable and bitchy.
C'mon Linds, get it together! Do what's necessary to take care of your health and appearance and kick start your career! Leave Mansam alone!!

Linds won't like you calling her Mansam. She's her fave pussy muncher ya know.

The fool found himself the Hollywood equivalent of an old, dried out, cracked orange basketball that is played out, no longer holds air, and has been passed around way, way too much. As soon as she plays one of her wrist slitting dramas with him, he'll pass the leather bag to some other idiot.

Lindsay just gets some every now and then, men and women. Probably not from this guy however. This Sam stuff is all Lchat people, they are the only one's that care or even think about Sam.

SamRo has total power. She could spread her legs, snap her fingers and Lilo would come running to eat her snatch like a hungry dog.

Archs has left Ungaro. Lindsay couldn't save them, Archs couldn't either. They are a shell of themselves. But 6126 is doing really well.

Clit licker Hohan wrecked them.

LOL! The IRS is going after Mikey boy,Dina cant pay her taxes and The Credit card companys are after Lindsay
Amoung all the law suits she is getting slapped with
The Lohans are such a joke.They should throw them all in jail

- HAHA now there's a new X17 video of lindsay's "love uhum interest" Anthony Noble (under videos)
So he's her love interest coz she once was seen with him in his ferrari/leaving a club with him? HAHA, poor girl, she can't stand next to a guy or he's immediately her new love interest.

Lindsay's crazy Lohan mayhem plan for 2010 is coming together. 6126, shows, music, movies, interdisciplinary stuff involving Lindsay, Ali, and other members of her team. This is going to be an exciting summer!

Hi little girl, can you help me look for my lost epiphany?

Ungaro severed ties with Lohan months ago. Search Kristi Kaylor. Kaylor is in damage control mode over “Lindsay “my name cheapens everything” Lohan.

just saw the vid!
he IS french, cute and probably tres wealthy, BUT pretty sure he's NOT her new boy toy (maybe they're friends OR maybe they're working together in fashion since he's an upcoming fashion designer and lilo has her 6126 collection coming up). No idea!
They know each other, that's all there is i guess.

The Los Angeles Times Fashion Critic, Booth Moore wrote about 6126's Walk of Shame line.

“For fall, she's expanding her leggings-only fashion line, 6126 by Lindsay Lohan, into a full collection of looks to take a woman from day to night. Well not quite ... more like from night to morning, and Lord knows the 23-year-old party-girl-turned-designer knows something about that.”

http:// articles.latimes. com/2010/apr/18/image/la-ig-diary18-20100418

6126 is what it is -- whore couture for prostitutes, strippers and sleazy women.

It's probably nothing between this guy & Li-Lo (as usual), but dayum she certainly has an eye for good looking men, that's for sure. (girl is always surrounded by hot models)

She has an eye for gay models and a tongue for a lesbian DJ.

Kaylor and Lohan should be grateful whores like 6126. Radaronline says Lohan might be sued over her credit card debt. Maybe whores will buy enough 6126 to bail her out of trouble?

12:34 You forgot Dina owes Love My Shoes $400.000 she screwed them out of

12:34 If she wasnt such a Whore than she wouldnt have this problem no would she

I am STUCK STUCK STUCK
and I ain't going I'm STUCK

eeks

Just another bullshit story like all the other bullshit stories posted on this site.

You mean bullshit stories like her getting hired for a movie?

You mean bullshit stories like she’s being drug tested?

You mean bullshit stories like her Ungaro show was a success?

There are lots of bullshit stories like those planted on this site.

oh em gee

10.42
So true. People always say "why is she in London" or "what does she do in NYC".
She's doing all kinda work related things that we don't see. We only see it when it's get a release or getting some press etc. Lindsay isn't the person who blabs about it, so we see when it's actually there. She's always very silent about work related things imo. Half of the time we have no idea where she is and what she's doing. One thing is sure, she does a lot more than most people think. Lotsa people think she only goes to clubs and stores. It's not that you snap your fingers and there's a whole clothing line there. Also photo shoots, interviews, documentary and more are work related. And most likely she went back to recording music (stuck). And if she's in talks to do another movie she also has to attend meetings and stuff. But everywhere she goes, gossip sites will always say she was there to party.

Did you hear the big news? She fired Spielberg from her new movie because she’s a better director. She used a remote to be the director of photography. She was the executive producer and financed the movie herself. She wrote the screen play. She’s starring in the biggest block buster in Hollywood history. The movie will make more money than every movie combined. She’s a genius.

And yet she still finds time to play with her sisters dolls.

She’s sober. She goes to bars for the bowls of mixed nuts.

1:39 Great post. We see selected snapshots of Lindsay Lohan all geared to promote a certain image of her.

Scorsese dropped to his knees, crying and thanked her for not firing him when she won the Oscar for being the greatest actress of her generation.

News Alert! Every actress in Hollywood has given up acting. She will play every role in every movie.

Does she spread the doll's legs?

Like the one above, where she is diving under the dashboard "to avoid the paps"

Breaking News! Every designer has quit because they can’t design anything comparable to knee pad leggings. 6126 are the only clothes that will ever be made anywhere. Every man, woman and child must wear them.

Updated News Alert! Every singer has quit. She is the only singer in the world. All recording must be destroyed. Everyone must listen to her and only her.

Hot Copy; All of Hwood's top saw bones are going non-profit cause everyone has givin up trying to look as beautiful as Ms Lindsay.

Targeted ads make me feel like I belong

Urgent News! The Internet has been declared Lohanland. All sites must publish pre-approved stories and photos of Lindsay Lohan 24/7.

CNN Breaking News: The President has signed a declaration that the United States of America has been renamed the United States of Lohan then he resigned. She has been named President Forever.

The World Wildlife Federation reports birds have stopped singing because they can’t sing like Lindsay Lohan.

International News Alert! Whale pods are beaching themselves around the globe. Eyewitnesses reports their final whale song sounded like “I’m stuck” video at 11.

The World Health Organization decrees all women must bludgeon their feet with sledgehammers to get Lindsay Lohan’s pretty feet.

Who is the ass posting above? Forgot to take your meds? I hope the nurse finds you before you injure yourself...

The Academy has recalled all Oscar statutes. The committee will apologize to Lindsay Lohan and present her with all the awards. The satellite broadcast of the ceremony is mandatory viewing.

Tell us stories about the ex convict, cutter, drug addict.

India has made Lindsay Lohan a Hindu goddess! All others deities are banished from temple prayers!

Lindsay fired God. Bow down and worship her.

God Lindsay appointed Sam to replace Jesus.

I am laughing so hard right now my eyes are tearing
I think I dropped two pounds also

Funny keep it coming


To The Lohans SUCK IT!

2:36 Has to be a Lohan when ever they dont like whats being said they say take your meds

LAME!

God Lindsay has declared all opinions about God Lindsay must be pre-approved by God Lindsay.

God Lindsay approves 3:04.

L Presidente has a better ring

NPS News Alert! Mount Rushmore is being sandblasted. Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt’s faces will be replaced by Lindsay Lohan face-planting a cactus, passed out in a car, hiding beneath a dashboard and her Petey O-Face.

3:16 I like it!

Variety News Update: The cast of Mean Girls have been incarcerated on an undisclosed island. Lindsay Lohan face will now appear on the Mean Girls Nintendo DS game.

3:04-3:05 Re-hydrate!

The ATF has ordered all alcoholic beverages be renamed Lohan Juice.

Three fingers, straight up

Global oceans have been renamed in honor of the new supreme being Lindsay Lohan. The Artic, Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian oceans will be known as Wet and Wolly World.

Keep em coming

Thumb, index and pinkie fingers?

I have thing to do, places to go and people to see.

Global oceans have been renamed in honor of the new supreme being Lindsay Lohan. The Artic, Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian oceans will be known as Wet and Wooly World.

LOL!

Nothing more pathetic then a fan who can't hold his liquor.

God Lindsay is single-handedly healed the planet. She spread her legs and parted the river. I don’t have to drive my car to the office. I can walk. Praise be to God Lindsay, the internal combustion engine is dead!

God Lindsay has single-handedly healed the planet. She spread her legs and parted the river. I don’t have to drive my car to the office. I can walk. Praise be to God Lindsay, the internal combustion engine is dead!

Shit, I need new hiking boots! :P

Have a good one.

Does this mean that all we will be aloud is Red Bulls Smokes,Adderall,Cocaine and alcohol?

What about Sex?? Can I still F**k??

4:01 Yep! LOL

Do we all have to walk around with Coke coming out of our shoes??

So now it's all about Lindsaywood?

OMG OMG OMG Please tell me that we can all Lie now and blame others

Crossing fingers Crossing fingers

LMAO Ciao!

(mwah)

LOL!

Is 11:00/11:02 A.M. trying to kill supermodel Ali or only injure her.
I hope he gets help for his anger problems before he commits more crimes.

several posters were right,that she wouldn't do george lopez's show.
actually a smart move,she's a horrible liar,but even she knew she wasn't gonna be able to explain white powder puffing out of her shoes.
no matter what the substance actually was,and reason why it was pouring out,she just looks completely foolish.

AnneLynn and her sister Angel are Smoking freakin Hot!Talk about SEXY! These two sisters are Slamming!

LiLo and her sister "The Fugly Sisters"!

@5:56
"The Fugly Sisters" would make a great TV show. It could be a 70's style sit-com. Kind of a cross between "Three's Company" and "Mr. ED". You may have actually given the Lohan's a second chance.

Is there something wrong with Ms.Dinas face these days?

Mikey boy didnt go to Jail
BEWARE Lindsay and company he will be coming after all of you!

Mikey boy needs to see what doctor gives Dina all the Adderial she feeds Ali and Cody
Theres no way Ali needs Adderial Dina gives it to her as a diet pill
That is so wrong!

Mikey boy start with Dina save Ali and Cody than full force on Lindsay

Dina will not be on your team she needs Ali and Lindsay to make her money

If you let Lindsay slip threw Ali will be your next you will burry
Dina says Ali is strong thats a huge load of shit she feeds you
Ali has always been weak you know that.Who crys the most???????? ALI!! Weak Ali

He better wear an extra strength condom or his dick will fall off by the end of the month

She gets paid for playing pa$$ing the pig. Another form of escorting.

7:48 Amd Heidi Fleiss went to prison for being a paid escort.

7:48 Amd Heidi Fleiss went to prison for being a paid escort.

Ali a super model?? ROFLMAO

She is butt ugly Has her father's face.

Ali a super model?? ROFLMAO

She is butt ugly Has her father's face.

Playing Linda Lovelace would be a great gig for her. She enjoys giving blow jobs and she needs money.

Playing Linda Lovelace would be a great gig for her. She enjoys giving blow jobs and she needs money

The Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia were custom fitted with wide spread 6126 knee pad leggings to lure western tourists. The Malaysia government’s tourism strategy infuriated neighboring Thailand which was unable to competent by outfitting a larger skyscraper. The Thai government promptly issued a order for every prostitute to wear a ginge wig and 6126 leggings while custom officials handed out 50% off coupons to all new arrivals for Freaky-Deaky Friday’s in Singapore’s red light district.

Isle de St. Barthélemy reports the unidentified toxin obliterating the marine reserve shows no signs of abating.

The Great Sphinx of Giza was renamed the Great Sappho of Lesbos. The demolition crew used C-4 to remove the hind legs. The Great Sappho of Lesbos will be reconstructed with legs spread. The mangled face will be reconstructed with duck-billed platypus lips.

India President Pratibha Patil has filed a grievance with British Prime Minster Gordon Brown following the BBC’s decision to send Purple Magazine’s “Lindsay Does Petey” edition to rural villages. Pandemonium ensued when men flooded clinics writhing in agony because their testicles had retreated into their body cavities. Male fertility rates are expected to plummet.

The Large Hadron Collider beneath the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva, Switzerland has been renamed Lilo’s Vida Vibrator.

India continues to investigate why the Ganges River is running backward. Preliminary findings suggest the ecological disaster was cause by a toxic blend of crocodile tears and the sweat of desperation.

The Eiffel Tower’s iron lattice work was retrofitted with a latex condom covered strap on. A banner was hoisted beckoning Lindsay Lohan to return to Paris.

It reads: Nervuré pour votre plaisir!

(Translation: Ribbed for your pleasure!)

Ali is beautiful, uniquely so. Very few teenage women have such a mature and deep, expressive look at such a young age. If you don't like Ali's looks, go for something more conventional and fake edgy boring like Taylor Momsen or cutesy like Selena Gomez.

Anna Lynn and Angel McCord are OK looking. There's nothing unique about them. They are dime a dozen blonds (maybe they are blonds). Lindsay, a redhead, and Ali, a deep brunette, are much more interesting in their beauty.

7:58 PM lmao

snort, neigh, whinny, nicker, squeal, snort..........

New Tattoo:

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Actually 7:13 pm, there is NOTHING wrong with her face. She has always been and she is a very attractive woman. Although she has four kids the age difference doesnt seem very big. I hope she is always having luck in whatever she does and i wish Lindsay to find the perfect match for her that will make her happy and help her in any kind of problems she may have.

Help! My empty head is crammed so far up Ms. Dinas ass I can hardly breathe!

Take a walk then and breath a little fresh air.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub' and you're not gonna reach my telephone

Lindsanity on twitter AGAIN saying samantha spit in her face.

GO SAMANTHA!!!!
Hope samantha had a nice slimmie greenie going on

Lindsay is having meltdowns on her twitter page because Samantha won't take her back. Now, Samantha just says hi and talks to her a little bit but doesn't want to hang out with Lindsay. Lindsay keeps stalking Samantha, in hopes that one day Samantha may break or be drunk enough to hang out with her, or take her back. But is not gonna happen because Sam Ronson is embarrassed to be with Lindsay in public, and Lindsay's crazy ways and behavior are things that Sam grew tired to deal with it on a daily basis.

xx

7:50 P.M. Thanks for proving that you're jealous of super model Ali.
It seems that you actually hate her more than you do Lindsay.

Ali is only a super model for Mighty Mutts dog food.

She is so ugly looks like a guy and even has side burns to prove it!
ROTF your a asshole!

Hate Ali more than Lindsay??

Are you that stupid?? No one likes any Lohan idiot

ALL LOHANS ARE HATED EQUALLY

radar online gave the other half of the gruesome twosome,her attention fix.

more lying from the disgusting,morally bankrupt white oprah,who doesn't realize that it's not everyone else who is stupid...
it's her.
amazing she can even breathe with such little brain activity.
her lies, like her "shoe line"..nobody is buying.

Ali is entered at Santa Anita today in the 4th race

1:47 PM Is that true? I dont believe....

12:56 PM - Ugly,lazy,short,uneducated,bitter.criminal,jealous.
Supermodel Ali - beautiful,ambitious,tall,rich,smart,happy,friendly.