Lessons About Lindsay

Women's mag Marie Claire snagged Lilo for a sit-down and here's what they learned about Lindsay:

• She smokes Parliament Lights
• She got star tattoos like Samantha's and she looking to buy a house with "someone"
• About her relationship with Sam, she says:

  "Um, people can think what they want. I'm really happy, and that's all that matters."

• Lindsay says she never told Ashley Olsen to "get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend" when the twin was reportedly chatting up the DJ
• Lindsay apparently has ADD
• She's clean for life now:

  "I've learned. I'll never go back. And it's not a never-say-never type thing - it's just, I know. I know."

• Why she used to live in hotels (remember Brandon Davis' comments on "Firecrotch"'s living situation?):

  "I didn't want to be alone, so whatever I needed I could just go downstairs and there were people there. It wasn't a way of life. Not very consistent."

• Lindsay was shocked and upset by recent revelations that her dad Michael may have fathered an illegitimate child with a Montana massage therapist.

Revelations? No ... Interesting? Always!