Lindsay's A VIP

It should read, V U P, very UNimportant person!

Ugh! While her face doesnt look as busted as normal, something strange is going on with her hair. Is she going bald?

1. Bloated face.
2. Bad complexion even with a lot of makeup
3. Almost no muscle tone in her legs
4. Boobs sag
5. Balding
6. Cankles

"We are very happy that you are out of L.A."

Signed by everyone hosting and/or attending an oscar party.

Lindsay is STUNNING,BEAUTIFUL

1. Not one film going into production in 2010 wanted her.
2. Many films going into production in 2011 have already contracted with actors. None want her.
3. No interest in her in the music industry.
4. Only interest in modeling gigs are is for soft core porn
5. Always avaialble as a paid escort (remember Heidi Fleiss went to prison for running an escort service)
6. No decent friends. Travels with fag possee or high school drop out sister
7. Substance problem
8. Drinking problem.
9. Uneducated.
10.Extremely low IQ
11.Vocabulary of a 12 yr old
12.Diseased.
13.Never looks fresh.
14.Never looks healthy.
15.Does not have a hard body.
16.Cutter.
17.Hoarder.
18.Puta

1. Not one film going into production in 2010 wanted her.
2. Many films going into production in 2011 have already contracted with actors. None want her.
3. No interest in her in the music industry.
4. Only interest in modeling gigs are is for soft core porn
5. Always avaialble as a paid escort (remember Heidi Fleiss went to prison for running an escort service)
6. No decent friends. Travels with fag possee or high school drop out sister
7. Substance problem
8. Drinking problem.
9. Uneducated.
10.Extremely low IQ
11.Vocabulary of a 12 yr old
12.Diseased.
13.Never looks fresh.
14.Never looks healthy.
15.Does not have a hard body.
16.Cutter.
17.Hoarder.
18.Puta

Cankles lol

Cankles lol

Okay, great to see her dressed, and smiling.


I just wonder who is paying for her worldwide trips.
for sure couple of her porn pictures will bring her some money.
still no matter what you Lindsay, you have no morals to begin with.
Have you've been in any movies latelly?
what are you famous for
boobs, lesbian affairs, vip whore, and so on.
No thank you.
F**k Clinton and bush haiti add
they have enough money to donate themselves by millions, hypocrites.

What is with the legs. Must spend too much time on her knees

4:42 Also for playing pass the pig, being a paid escort, hosting cheesy Z list events, shopping,

This yeast infection is killing me. My twat feels like it is on fire.

This yeast infection is killing me. My twat feels like it is on fire.

where is PETA when you want them?
oh wait but PETA is made of celebrities
they cant critisize each others can they now?
fur????
why all whores wears real animal skin on them, )furs?

Duck faced puta!

Hottie!

just give us some info and shut up.
Lindsay had dinner/went to VIP room w/Karl Lagerfeld.

Looking stunning... as always. Girl has a great sense of fashion... love it!!

4:47 Maria. There must be a gynecologist somewhere who can stand the smell

5:23. Stunning? ROFL. You probably find Courtney Love stunning too
She is a bloated pig in desinger clothes. Looks 40

li-lo..ve ya!

Cankles lol

"Old" news.......ugh, x17 is so slow!!!
What about Lohan attending Viktor + Rolf fashion show today!!! No pics?
(She looked so cute at V+R show)

4.4o all true. U forgot gold digger

ah absolutely gorgeous clap

In every close up picture her face does not look good. Bloated and poor complexion

I bet there were a lot of heads bobbing up and down at the VIP area.....

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6.19 no just lohans. Lying deceptive user whore she is.

I don't care what anyone says about her, I'd like to bang her big sloopy hole and jizz all over her face!!!!!!!

It's like she is living a real life fairy tale. Running about Paris looking like she just stepped out of a Renoir. I am breathless!

5:38, it saddens me that I come here enough to get your joke. On a Saturday night no less :(

23 years old dressed like a 45 years old prostitute!!!It's sad to see what she became!!!This 1 will end bad as well!!!At least Kate Moss was class woman, this one is a jocke!!!

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V.i.p.? Dream on lowhand.

6:37. Use a condom if you do

wHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE

Sometimes it saddens me that i am a drunken whore but then i just do more dope and everything seems just fine ;)

FOCUS ON MORE IMPORTINT WRLD ISSUES!!!

she has killer legs Dayummmmmmmmmm

7.18 lindz can only focus on one thing at a time so that must be the case 4 all ppl, right? ;) wonder how that gold digging is going, lol

How does she explain to people in Europe who she is and why she should be in these private parties? How does this work? Could you and I just shoplift some clothes and walk into the same bashes? Many of us have better jobs than she does or do we just have too much pride to make fools of ourselves barging into things with clothes that have been put on credit cards with late fees and extentions. Oh, I think I get it.

LL was there with Kaiser Karl, Mr Lagerfeld.
LL: Lucky Lohan !

Once Europe is done with her fakery,she might try Australia...fail...well then there's always Antarctica...maybe the penguins might find her interesting.

@ 7:19

She does have "killer" legs...I'm sure that leopard she's wearing wishes it had it's legs back!!!

@6:27 LMAO!!!!

ADDS: Always will show up "fashionably" late 'cause she's soooo dramatic and all.

7.41 she has more than credit cards! Thats where the whoring and gold digging come in handy. Get with the game, lol

She is turnng prostitut for millionair!!!This is her desteny!!!Weldone momy having throughing ur kid into showbuis and druggs!!!

For a really good laugh...check out the photos at lindsay lohan source, they show lindsay at a fashion event sitting right next to Gary Dourdan from CSI Las Vegas. The body language alone between both of them is hysterical...worth checking out!!

look ather eyes expression!!She has touched the ground!!!Bef she was innocent now at 23 already porn pictures!!!God what this gril is going to become???

She's ugly on the inside & out

@9:09

Bingo!!! She can try to fool Paris and London or wherever but the fact is her true colors will always show through.

WTF, NO topic about her appearance at VIKTOR&ROLF show ? She looked f-ckin adorable.

9:o9, you have no idea how right u are. Heinous hussy. Lindz, how are the kids in india? And haiti? She is scum.

Why is nobody talking about the tan stains on her left ankle?

let's not forget her new talk show and the new book coming out.......she' the hardest working person she knows.....
of course when your under the influence getting out of bed is hard work....so she really works hard!

I know of a great site called google you can find lots of great stuff by type words into and hitting one of the buttons. (smile)

7:19. Killer legs?lol
Her legs have very poor muscle tone. Not smooth or tight. She must spend a lot of time on her knees

9;53, he means killer as in anyone who gets inbetween those legs will die a slow painful (and very itchy) death! There's a reason why famous stars threaten legal action against anyone who claims they slept with Lindsay.

9:46, I'm still having trouble with reading.

so last week in milan lindsay met with roberto cavalli (front row at his show and was also pictured with him). she was at the vogue party with peeps like anna wintour. yesterday in paris she met john galliano (she was pictured with him backstage at dior show). later that day she had dinner with karl lagerfeld (she was also pictured with him at his table at vip room). today she met viktor and rolf (front row at the show and she was also pictured with v&r backstage at their show).
to be honest, she not just met some designers; she met the world's top fashion designers in a short time.. she met some top names in fashion industry. not bad for a young girl who loves fashion and fashion week.

Getting turned away from Dior was all a big mistake...they meant to include her, it just slipped their minds or something, lol.

COKE WHORE NASTY SLUT

10:40, meeting a designer and actually working as one are two different things. She can hang around trying to leech at all the major designer houses she wants; but I guarantee you: she is not now, nor will she ever in the future become or be regarded by the industry as a fashion designer. She has no training in fashion arts and even if she did, the industry is so fiercely competitive that there is no way she could make it. The industry is dominated by gay men....so she's not going to be able to boink her way through this one. She's hoping she can use Markus to overcome this problem, lol. But in the end, she is a talentless, drunken, junkie b*tch-nothing more.

Two words, paid escort.

10:55, two more words: broke whore.

I certainly hope everyone at the Hyatt checked their purses and wallets since there is a known thief among them in Blohan!

I am not dating Geno!!!! He's a friend. I just f*cked him. Next.

she is a hoe in Paris?

Lindsay, next time you slash your wrists, be sure to cut at an up and down angle-not across. They might be able to save you....and I am sick to death of you trick.

11:03, Paris, Hollywood, London, New York, Texaco bathrooms. This b*tch gets around like all the diseases she carries.

Agreed, seems like those fashion people kinda love her; She's always close with all the GREAT designers in fashion. Fact.
And you really don't get the chance to meet all those fashion people if you are a 'nobody' in biz. She's also doing cover shoots/photo shoots for important fashion mags for some time now. At a very young age she modelled for Calvin Klein, later for other brands. She also was one of the celebs to model for Miu Miu and for italian lifestyle brand Fornarina which is very popular. So, yeah people in fashion know about Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is a coke whore.

Any suggestions for getting fromunda cheese stains out?

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She’s the blowing kiss of death of fashion.

I can help clean that yeast infection up! Are u a wealthy woman?

I am really good at giving oral if u are really good at gettin snowed 4 cash and connections.

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BRITNEY Spears‘ dad has banned the troubled singer from talking to her former party pal Lindsay Lohan.

Jamie Spears — who’s Britney’s co-conservator, meaning he’s in control of all her affairs — apparently hit the roof when he found out his daughter had been speaking on the phone with the Mean Girls actress.

“The trouble started when Lindsay reached out to Britney for advice on getting her career back on track,”

“They simply chatted by phone — but when Britney mentioned it to Jamie, he exploded.

“He instantly phoned Lindsay’s managers and told them he would NOT tolerate further attempts to contact his daughter.

“Britney’s so totally humiliated — she feels like she’s 13 again. It’s embarrassing for her that she’s 28 years old, but her dad gets to tell her who her friends will be.

“On the other hand, Jamie’s trying to keep what he deems to be bad influences away from his daughter — and Lindsay certainly qualifies.”

Whether its New York, London or Rome, Fashion Week is defined by the celebrities in attendance.

But as the Hollywood actors flood out of Paris ahead of tomorrow night's Oscars, there aren't many A-listers left to occupy the front row.

Luckily Lindsay Lohan was on hand to fill the gap as Dutch designers Viktor & Ralph showed their designs today.

lindsay's A very beautiful VIP!!!!!!!!!

Oh there she is, miss lowdowndirtyhan.

nasty coke whore =lindsay lohan

LOL. Do I sense queremo paz' presence?

I really think the leopard skin ensemble is a good way to project a hooker-free appearance. After, all leopard skin is the most appropriate choice for a high fashion event. What this shows us is that alcohol, doping, and mental illness played no part in the decision to climb into this get-up.

I hope this is faux fur because Lohan is too dirty to wear something real. Too much b.o.

lohan is a coke head, a hoe in Paris?

1:12, please see Purple pix. Next.

something is wrong with her knees

4:31, she's not going bald. Her roots are red.

this woman is so stupid...no brain .

the dykes at L chat are predictinng wedding bells for Sam & Bloho!!! here are the reasons they give:

*nice tweets to each other after Lindsay refutes rumors that Samantha BEAT her

*Lindsay does 2 interviews in London in which she says that her and Samantha love each other, and may work things out

*Lindsay comes back to LA and goes to Bardot, where Samantha is working. They interact pleasantly and leave at the same time.

*Suspected sleepover ensues

*both abnormally quiet on twitter and lay low for a couple of days

*Lindsay directs two cute tweets at Samantha

*Samantha adds Lindsay to her top friends

*Samantha denies that she has another girlfriend

*Lindsay quickly shoots down new boyfriend rumor

4 33 and what do they make of Marcus over at L Chat?



they really are insane,creepy insane, over there

Looks like all the crazy ones like to change their hair color a lot...

No wonder she has a LEGGINGS line.

That's REAL LEOPARD. What a trailer park ho she is.

SHE IS ONLY THERE DUE TO MARKUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER NAME..

LINDSAY IS A COAT TAIL RIDER JUST LIKE HER MUMMY


LINDSAYS DAYS AS A CELEBRITY ARE DONE!!

LMFAO her tanning crap is all blochie her feet are so funny
Duhhh LL cant even put your crap tanner on right

Hosts and guest of Oscar parties are please she is put of the country. She is not welcome at the parties but would try to crash them if in L.A.

Hosts and guest of Oscar parties are pleased she is put of the country. She is not welcome at the parties but would try to crash them if in L.A.

Its funny. This has just turned into a chatroom and the code to know where people will be bitching is Lindsay. Not really anything to do with this person being famous. She is like that John Hung thing. People meeting people through someone else making a complete ass of themselves. Poor old Lindsay. She believes that she's famous doesn't she. She bangs, she bangs. ha ha

Well you know celebrities.

We all know that stunningly beautiful Lindsay has always been
a very important person. She travels to dozens of foreign countries,
meeting with other important,powerful people.
The losers hide in their rooms and write dirty comments about her
and other super stars and say they're not jealous.

And yet her lil bitch craps himself evertime someone kisses her sweet spot.

Lindsay's definitely more interested in fashion right now than acting. OK. The problem is, Lindsay's not a model. She also looks medicated, has an uneven tan and complexion, has numerous scars all over her body, and is unlike Jessica Simpson, someone also having a fashion line, working at something else currently. Jessica is now hosting a show, and does some singing from time to time. Jessica also looks healthy and isn't seen as self-destructive though she is scrutinized and criticized.

Lindsay should think of using an asset. So, I'll ignore those that say Ali is ugly and I say think Ali should be the model. She's 4 inches taller than Lindsay and is model height, has a slimmer and curvier body, looks healthy and even in her complexion, and looks great in clothes. She's a little young but photographs more mature than she is. For the sexier stuff Lindsay can use an older model. I think Lindsay should go for a different look, something that fits her better, fix her hair because that brunette color isn't working and neither did the blond, stop the spray tanning, and work at getting healthy looking again. She's a beautiful woman that looks worn and haggard and she needs some serious changes of directions to her lifestyle.

Also, for those that say Lindsay isn't welcome in Hollywood, she definitely welcome in the fashion world...when she shows up on time to events.

10:56. Maria/Dina
Super star? ROFLMAO

. S

11:06. Dina is pushing Ali because she wants another cash cow. Too bad Ali is not getting an education so she would have something to fall back on if she does not make it. There are a lot more attractive girls and young women then there modeling jobs

10:56. Big difference in being a media whore and an important person. Lindsay, Tila Tequila, Courtney Love, Tara Reid, Pam Anderson are media whores

If she were an important person she would not be taking jobs like hosting Z list events, being a paid escort and crashing parties. she is former child actress who squandered opportunities

I also agree that LiLo is only in Paris due to Markus.
If she didnt have him,than she would NOT be there.

12:44, just as she would have never been at various shows without Patrick. Notice, she has a pattern of using gay men she perceives influential and therefore, advantageous to her objectives.

Similarly, she is well known in Hollywood for trying to cozy up to ppl.in the gay/bi community to further her agendas and financial status, ie; SR and other gay/bi women who are wealthy and well-connected (Semel). Lohan targets these people not only for money and connections, but because they appear vunerable targets-as Casey Johnson appeared to Tila Tequila. Lohan and Tila Tequila are birds of a feather. Everywhere she goes, she is on the prowl for a sugar daddy or mama who is going to support her.

Black shoes, red purse, leopard fur. Very stylish indeed, lol. Now all she needs is to be accompanied by a dude wearing an over-size fedora, with a large hot pink feather coming out of it, wearing gold chains and carrying a cane. This would complete the "I'm ready to get pimped out tonight" look.

She attended John Galliano's fashion today.

Oops, meant she attended John Galliano's fashion SHOW today; COOL!!

12:01 Not sure about the Dina/Ali thing. I'll agree about Dina using her daughters as cash cows and even corrupting them with taking them to clubs and possibly giving them "diet" pills. I definitely think Dina has pushed Ali as a child in that Ali was a Ford model at 3 years old. But I also think by Ali being around Lindsay and her lifestyle, that Ali wanted to go that route as well. It's tricky to tell with teens what their true desires are, they may not truly know yet.

I agree about more attractive girls than jobs. But, in Ali's case, she's has an in with Lindsay having her own line which she is already modeling for and Lindsay being friends with so many designers. Since Ali has the height and model's body as well as modeling experience, Ali should get opportunities. Still, modeling has a short shelf life and Ali should have back ups. But Ali is very young, still 5 years from 21, and hopefully she'll figure out career alternatives as she goes into her adulthood.

10:56, you forgot to mention "and appears in cheap nudie pix for magazines like purple and muse because 'powerful people' have so much regard for her that they set up tasteful gigs like these for her to pull in some cash". I hope this is a secret admiration/obsession of Lohan you have developed. Do yourself a favor and don't tell anyone you know about you Loserhan fan status, because there is 99% chance you are gonna get your feelings hurt darlin.

luv the "pic of the day" of her at Viktor & Rolf show (on this page).
what an amazing dress she's wearing.
awesome !

The reason she is snapped with designers or seated next to them is because they are being gracious. Lohan wouldn't know this, but when she happens to cross their path, it would be considered extremely impolite for them to respond to their inner-inclination and say: "Oh God, here comes that gravely voiced hoe, let's pretend we didn't see her and walk in the other direction... or let's just do a seating rearrangement (like she did at one show)so we don't have to sit next to the filthy trash".

I like her, the ever-so-fashionable lilo. She's so fashionable and looked so good in Milan and now in Paris.

She almost made it with the black dress @Viktor & Rolf except: FAIL for the tack sequins and dated hippie head gear-so old hat. Why didn't she just go for the gold and wear a choker to finish off the whole thing.

11:06 I'm sure you know that some people will always hate others.
Every day the losers prove their jealousy,then deny it.
Every day beautiful Lindsay keeps busy with her charity work
while gorgeous supermodel Ali continues her education.
The Lohans help people. The losers hate and threaten people.

Even when Lohan is wearing high-end design, like Dior, she just has this naggy propensity to somehow come out looking like a little mud hen or on really bad days, a pig in a poke. Part of it has to do with her notoriously tacky accessorizing, lack of fashion sense (in terms of color coordinating, ie; black shoes, red purse, with leopard fur-God, so tacky), but most importantly, she has no flare for HOW to wear clothes with style, in terms of how she walks and carries herself. The whole Lohan countenance just comes across as, well....ragga muffin cheap.

SOOOooo today at J Galliano's show and later at the Vogue party. Must say, she's at the best fashionshows (from the top designers) and she's at the most exclusive parties. Now Vogue and at Vip room with K Lagerfeld (both in Paris). And in Italy she was also at the Vogue party. The best of the best, well, good for her.

I will give Markus one thing: he is really quite keen about what colors he looks good in and he does know how to carry off clothes-he prefers classic styles and wears them well; however, he goes in for a little to much Liberace flamboyancy. The pixs of him at Dior also show he failed to notice the jacket was to narrow across the shoulders and pants cuffs way too short. Lindsay.....is just a mess.

In those pixx of LL with Karl L. she looked really good in this golden dress. Looks much better without the coat. It's a really beautiful dress. Is the dress Chanel?!?!? who knows, but she was wearing Chanel symbol earrings with this dress.

Flouncy, is the phrase that comes to mind when I think of Lohan's general style and manner of dress. Lindsay needs help with choices on fashion, a tailor (stop buying off the rack rags girl, and should learn that most high fashion gowns/coats should be cut on the bias. Please see Audrey Hepburn's Givency gown in "Breakfast at Tiffany's". Then she should stop whoring and doping.

2:14 If you are equating Lindsay Lohan with Audrey Hepburn in any respect you are out of your fu**king mind. Hepburn was elegance and class. Lindsay is a skank and a whore.

1:53 Ali is an aspiring model. She is not a super model. Put the crack pipe down.

Lindsay is no "busy with charity work". Tweeting about Haiti is doing charity work. Angelina sent $1 million to doctors without borders for haitian relief and visited there. Clooney and many other celebs did the same. Lindsay had a paid gig at a London bar and she spent most of her time in London shopping and partying.

1:53 "Every day the Lohans help people"?
ROFL

2:23 continued. I meant of course that tweeting about Haiti is NOT charity work

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She looks Hilarious

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just read Lindsay and Anna Wintour both attended Galliano's show today.

The psychotic spent the weekend chumming with bad bait. Love it!

2.18 no i wasnt, lol. Duh!

Too bad she didn't have time to comb her hair or put stocking on.

Supermodel Ali - beautiful,talented,rich,tall,kind,happy,generous.
Super loser 2:23 - Ugly,untalented,jealous,short,creepy,alcoholic,mad.

There's no way you actually believe the shit you're shoveling, so you must be a troll trying to twist people up! m

LG90076079 - Oh Linds...u seem to make my face glow of happiness whenever I see your Beautiful Sweetface after a long and stressful day...

Psycho stalker!^

I love That guy in the back!!
Who is him?? I've heard he's Italian
Gimme more of him!!!