LiLo Knows How To Keep It Classy

What a ho!!!!

she can't even walk right in those hooker shoes

But don't you guys think that she does look a little healthier, e.g. that she has put on a few (much needed) pounds?

There is NOTHING classy about Lindsey Lohan.

Who cares? Shes a washed up has been.

ewww she has them fugly freckles all over her body

what dat black spot? beotch like it ruff?

I guess hos are used to having black and blue marks on their body.

2:48 she doesnt look healthy at all her skin looks bad, her hair looks cheap, and her whole body looks like someone in their late 40s early 50s. Cant beieve she looks so old its just not normal to look like that at her age shes not even in her middle 20s the sad part is she really thinks she looks good she really needs to change her lifestyle and fast.

Can gossip sites & people just leave my family alone do you know how it feels to see your cousin being talked about like shes nothing but shit just leave my family alone nobody knows nothing about us so stop making up lies to make her look bad. My cousins a good person just leave us alone & give us privacy.

If I had fake boobs that look like that, I would want my money back!

3:18 That was the funniest comment ever
Give us privacy LMFAO

3:18 is Jessica Patricks gf you and skank-hans are not cousins

Her ass is not that great but I still want to suck on her tits.

she has a good boob job. That's all.

I thought I would check out a gossip site to see what they are like but I guess I'll go see what is on TV. I thought it would be about famous singers or actresses or something. There should be an inoculation type shot for the filth on these threads. These old women are just feral.

She looks hot

The Lohans need to go to www dlisted com and read the comments on there. LOL thanks for being a public humiliation Lohans everyone is laughing at you no matter how much you comment on here that you look good.
You can write she looks hot all you want but the rest of the world is pissing in there pants over the Lohan hookers!!
I must go change my wet pants now

Her tits and ass are so funny they sag so much they look like flap jacks

These pictures on here are nicer than the ones the other sites have you must see the other pictures you will die laughing

thank god for lindsay lohan gossip sites
would go out of business.pick on someone
else please

Her mom is busy boozing it up in NJ and her dad is getting tattoos and kicking his girlfriend in the crutch! The whole family is pure trash! Why do people still wanna see her pics?! I just don't get it...

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Excuse me, but... I really don't thing this girl belongs with the A-list crowd. Someone should send her and her sister home. Along with their drug dealer. Hellooooooooo?!?!?!?!? Russia! Maintain A LITTLE CLASS!!!

This proves that Lindsanity is freakin nuts!!
Shes on this boat in a sundress, than goes into town to shop, along the way she takes off the dress to only wear a bathing suite that is not right for her and a scarf, shoes that are so ugly.
Now why in you right mind would you take the dress off?? your fake tan looks nasty and your bruises are every where. Your ass sags as if it was 80 yrs old. The whole get up very unattractive. The knee cuts and bruises are very questionable
Lindsainty did this all for attention when all she got was laughed at.
Her baby sister needs to find a top that fits her and does not make her look like a two bit whore.
Linsanity should be on the phone with X17 thanking them for these pictures they posted and not posting the ones in the gallery.If you havent seen the gallery pictures you should because Lindsanity has deep menatl issues. This girl SCREAMS help me

Lindsay,

Please schedule an appointment to pick up your unemployment check.

Good Job Lindsay!! You thought going to St.Barth you would be able to rub elbows with the big stars,NOT even close You were the laugh at every Yaucht Party.You couldnt even get on to anybodys Yaucht.No one wanted you.You and your sister were the laugh to everyone.You thought this was going to help your career.All it did was let people see what a hard up despread person you are. However many thanks for your attenion whoring ways,The real Celebritys got the privacy they wanted.

LOL LiLo went into town looking for freebess and all she got was laughed at.
She clams she does charity work LOL Than she should of gave a local 100.00 for something that was 5.oo they were selling,not looking for hand outs
She did get patrick to get her a package (Blow)

OMG the pictures in the Gallery are way to funny. Ali looks old and nasty!! WTF is with her top did she think she looked good. The pale legs LOL These girls are so young and look like strret walkers
Thanks for the heads up on the Photo Gallery I never laughed so hard.

The town pictures all she need was a street corner while swinging bag

Lindsay has steered herself right into being a joke

Someone please tell her she isnt important to anyone anymore

Poor Ali. Still can't chain smoke in public. It must piss them all off.

Remember when Lindsay made movies that actally made it to theaters
WOW that was like 6 yrs ago

Working hard on her"siiiiiick comeback".

Working hard on her Paris collection.

Working hard on her next starring film role.

4:43 I am not sure what you are talking about.
A few posts down shows her on not one but two of the biggest yachts in the world, Summerwind and the Alfa Nero.
You might want to get your eyes checked.

Peen bruises and well scuffed knees. How classy.

Yes, she served as the official off shore cum vac on those boats.

Anyone notice that Ali and Blo-han are the only ones in the streets with bathing suits on

Everyone dressed all nice but the Trollop-han

5:11 HA HA to you walked on to be Kicked off!!

Consider that Hohan was still cute at 16 BUT at 23 she could pass for a 40+ addict

GRRRRRRRR!!!Im sorry-No cause for alarm
How money could come before a mothers Love & Concern is completely beyond me

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fantasy Island is Alive and well for Hohan

How ols is Blohan 22??23??her breast and buttchecks sag more than a 50 yr old. Dear God!!

Amazing bikini bod, she looks awesome in the first pic.

I thought Ali was Doris Hope

Oh wow!
she looks much better then some months ago. She even looks healthy here.
Hope she keeps it up.

I was just wondering with those huge thunder thighs does the ship move from left to right when she walks on the ship??

LILO + 1 piece swimsuit = winner

WOW she looks really chic and cute!! There are photos of her on other sites having a meeting with George Lucas - she will be have a lead role in the next Star Wars film OMG!? Will b great4 her comeback.

Ali put some clothes on your a child for chrissakes!!

Jesus no matter what this poor girl does ya'll have a problem with it. She is on vacation with her sister and friends not bothering anyone. Why are you people so angry. You don't know her personally. And I am NOT a LOHAN or a FRIEND of hers. Just someone who doesn't hate people I don't know, and have my own life. She might be a little nutty some times, but this kid had alot to over come considering the family she grew up in. And she is still that, a KID. Go to any major university and see how wild the girls are, and what they really do on vacation. The bottom line is none of us know her, and she is more successful and wealthy than probably 99% of the people on this message board. Its a new year...lets try to be positive and cut this girl some slack. And I repeat.....I am NOT a LOHAN! And for real people this girl is very attractive and photogenic. If she hit on or flirted with any of you, you would jump at the opportunity. Ya'll can attack me too all you want,I don't really care. Just think we could be not so mean with her as well as other celebrities. At the end of the day they are real people too.

I must say all pics of her at St Barths are fantastic!!! more pixxx plz

cutie, she's adorable

5:45 You're missing the point. She is always on vacation, at a club, etc. The little sis should be in school. I think it annoys people to see such a lavish lifestyle with no job, therefore no money. People work hard 40 hrs a wk.with no real life. How is it the little sis doesn't have to be in school.At the end of the day, they are NOT behaving like real people. Working the system is not going to be popular on any site. Don't be a fool.

LL=Lying Lohan

5:45 SHUT THE F88K UP!!I wouldnt give this disease ritten bith the time of day if she firted with me!! I saw her tamper tantrum on samanthas doorsteps and theres no way on gods green earth I would have a nut job like her, I have a nice life sorry but I will pass on that one!!!!

The LOWhans are a disgusting bunch of thieves and drug addicts. Anyone wanting to hook up with any of these skanks from hell would have to be a complete idiot! How blind and stupid do you have to be to not figure out what human pieces of shit this entire family is? You'd be safer picking up people on line in death row. Maybe these fools just want to do drugs with them and pick their scabs?

5:45 Sorry hun,gonna hafta disagree with kness like hers only means she goes down for coke

Monster Mother was so hard up to get Lindz a role that she jerked off a guy under the table in a NYC staek house.Lindz never got the role.
You can goggle it

Anyone notice LL could'nt hook up with anyone while in St.Barths even though she tried real hard.Not even samanthas long time friend.No one would have her.Oh speaking of that night she wasnt at a party it was a time share meeting.Free drinks and free vaulters to things in St.Barths

Steak House LOL was multi-tasking

Hohan, her fugly sis, and Mummy, should all get matching tats on their lower backs that say

"Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here"

Stunning body! Def. looks good again these days! She knows how to look good in a sexy swimsuit, always!

Poor Ali she's got her Mums Bucked Thooth Horse Face

Usually I don't leave comments on this site but I need to say that I totally agre with 5:45! You seems to be the only one normal person here. I must admit that I realy like Lindsay. She was very good as an actress so I wish her all the best.
Ps: Sorry for my English it's my second language :)

6:23 Could'nt agree more.Poor Ali has Manly feathers

Lindsay Lohan is cuter than cute here.

EEEEEWWWWWW!!! She's got more cuts on her arms than a well used butcher block!

Ha Ha f**k off Lohans my Cowboys won and your Giants Suck ass and got the shit kicked out of them!!

6:30 LMFAO So True!! thanks for the chuckle

Maybe 5:45 and 'Kuba' can go attend some Klan rallies with them.

I wonder how many dicks she has to suck to stay on board that yacht?
Anyway, I'd like to ride that rump hard for a few hours, but the thing's so flabby you'd have to be careful that the slapping noises didn't wake up your fellow boaters.

GOSSIP COP! GOSSIP COP! ITS ME LINDSAY PLEASE RELEASE A STORY THAT IT WASNT ME WITH SAGGY ASS TITS AND A FLAP JACK ASS WITH BRUISES ALL OVER IN ST.BARTHS LOOKING LIKE A STREET WALKER. ALI AND I WENT OVER OUR OUTFITS FOR HOURS BEFORE WE DID OUR PAPARIZZI PHOTO SHOOT.THEY SAID THE LESS CLOTHES THE MORE MONEY I WOULD MAKE.I TRUSTED THEM.NOW ALL THE BOYS BACK HOME WILL LOOK AT ME AS SOME KIND OF ATTENTION SLUT.GOSSIP COP PLEASE HELP ME
LOVE LYING LINDSAY XOXOXO YOU KNOW MY NUMBER BOYS WILL DROP ON MY KNEES FOR YOU WHEN BACK IN LA. BIG KISSES BOYS
hope samantha reads this. opps Im so wasted im still having Ali type this

cool shades, sexy swimsuit, classy hat, yeah, love this look.

6:24 More like your a Lohan and drinking and typing is your second skill

So gross, sagging boobs, nasty freckles, too white, looks very old. Her character is even worse - slut, thief, liar, criminal, racist, lazy, uneducated, media whore, used hag.

5:11 Lying Lohan AGAIN!!

Im bored think Lindz N Ali will let me play connect the freckles on them??

5:45 said, "Go to any major university and see how wild the girls are..."

Comparing female college students to a prescription drug addict with two DUIs, three stints in rehab and one stint in jail was absurd. The next thing you’ll be telling us is Lindsay is bar hopping to read the Canon of English Literature on cocktail napkins.

Me likey her!!

Every time Papa Lohan goes to Jail or Rehab so does Lindsay. Well Papa Lohan is on his way this week.Humm the Yaucht Lindsay was on was a well known Criminals and while on probation you are not allowed to be assicated with a known crimainal. Will this bite her saggy ass?? 2010 will be her sweet karma paybacks!! Didnt Samantha with the over a million followers on Twitter get her fired from hosting a gig at the Opera House!!Seems Like the Lohans are way to "Stupid" to relise that samnatha doesnt need the Long Island White Trash Ho to make money.. She has over a Million followers while LL has clear my throught (222)-555-1212 its to sad to say...SAMANTHA DOESN'T NEED LINDSAY!! lindsay needs samantha!! true fcuking fact!!

6:59 LOL ur Funny!! Dinas Rules are at 16 for your Birthday you get a "NEW" set of knee pads, the knee pads are for getting job(S) Ali there better be more than one!!==== Getting Blow(and I dont mean a line Ali lick the head and jerk it off like i taught lindsay fast and easy its not really a blow job but it gets us blow)Now the Door man gets a quick blast and a blow job later and thats how we Lohans get into clubs!! Do not let Mummy Down Ali!! Your sixteen now. Ali show some of those tits I paid for when you were 14!! Lindsay why is she doing this?? Lindsay Mummy needs a drink Fcuk your way to the bar bitch!! LIVING LOHAN

I have to laugh at the people on here that claim that they have all this inside info on Lindsay.
I have no idea what goes on with her other than what I see on these sites.
I am curious where you guys get all this "inside" info.

she's a drug adict whore

Other celebs travel with boyfriends/girlfiends or spouses. She is with her butt ugly 16 year old sister

She is definitely not girlfriend material. Ok for a private screw if bored but far too embarressing to ever be associated with

She called Tara Reid washed when cast as a teen for Disney remakes. Karma

Other celebs travel with boyfriends/girlfiends or spouses. She is with her butt ugly 16 year old sister

She is definitely not girlfriend material. Ok for a private screw if bored but far too embarressing to ever be associated with

She called Tara Reid washed when cast as a teen for Disney remakes. Karma

Other celebs travel with boyfriends/girlfiends or spouses. She is with her butt ugly 16 year old sister

She is definitely not girlfriend material. Ok for a private screw if bored but far too embarressing to ever be associated with

She called Tara Reid washed when cast as a teen for Disney remakes. Karma

7:23 I just LMFAO to ur post,Do you live in the Lohan House??? Your post was like Chelsea's OMG way too funny.I have to say Lindsay Haters or so much funnier than anything else.Now I get it why they hate her, Family is so Ghetto White Trash ect ect ect. The Luaghs on this White Trash Attenition Seeking Whores is endless!!

what a pousur

2010 Worst year for the LYING LOHANS KARMA IS GOING TO SMACK THEM SO HARD!!

I thought the tats on the back said "in case of sex,this side up"

The boat must have a huge supply of Valtex and whatever is prescribed for gonorrhea. All the cabin boys now have crabs

The boat must have a huge supply of Valtex and whatever is prescribed for gonorrhea. All the cabin boys now have crabs

LOOK AT THE X17 PHOTO GALLERY IF YOU WANT TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKING LIKE A HOOKER AND HER 16 YR OLD SISTER LOOKING LIKE A TWO BIT WHORE!!!DINA LOHAN SHOULD HID HER HEAD IN SHAME!! BUT NOPE MONEY COMES FIRST!!!
SAMANTHA I KNOW YOU GLEMS AT THIS BUT YOU ARE SO FREAKIN LUCKY YOU HAVE RUNNED FROM THIS GOD BLESS YOU XOOXOXXOX

a lay by the bay

Nothing spells class like having a ciggy dangle from the mouth of a whore.

whatever happens in St Barths needs a penicillin shot in the morning

Ha Ha Lindsay wanted nice comments on here of her LOHAN YOUR THE BIGESST SLUT,WHORE DROP TO YOUR KNEES COKE HEAD DRAMA FUCKING ASSHOLE THE LIST GOES ON BUT I HAVE WORK TOMORROW CAN YOU SAY THAT NOOOO!! THERES NO WORK FOR YOU IN ANY FUTURE!!!!Nite St.Barth LOSER!!!!

SMOKE ANOTHER BUTT!!

Oh-la-la

What on earth is a 16 year old doing on boats where adults party?????

Stop being a druggie and a slut Lindsay!!!!

The readers of this site are brain-dead. Lindsay is a personal guest of Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich. Pull your heads out of your asses and research before you write.

I don't know why she just didn't stay in India...with her record of saving 40 kids a day...she could have saved at least 4596156+4596+1 more by now!!!

7:45. Weren't the cabin boys provided with condoms?

The A list celebs like Jay Z and Beyonve try to find privacy. D list posers like her are publicity whores

Yep, Lohan is still the hottest girl out there.

her sister was wearing that same bathing suit the other day when they photo'd them on the jet ski....
can you imagine the crotch pad? eewwwwwwwwwww

Why so many people hating Lohans?Dina is not bad mother to let Ali go to St Barth.In St Barth age of consent is 15 so stop talking about Dina is a bad mother this is a lie.Lying haters hate while Lindsay meets George Lucas for lead female role in Indiana Jones 5 (all info on imdb) and Ali does photoshoots.2010 is going to be great!Big launch of Aliana Lohan career and big comeback of Lindsay Lohan.Lots of excitement in hollywood for this!

8:34 "Lohan is the hottest girl out there" ROFLMAO

8:43/Mary should put her crack pipe down

8:43/Mary should put her crack pipe down

8:43 And Sielberg, Eastwood and Soderbergh all want her in their films too lol

ll is sexy 'n cute

Nothing says cool like dying of lung cancer.

You go gurl!!!!!!!!!

Man-hands.

that necklace really complements the asymmetry of her boobs.

she looks like she fell into a dumpster while she was looking for her career

Dail Mail had a humor item that George Lucas, who was also vacationing there, wants to cast Lindsay in a film called Star Whores

Dail Mail had a humor item that George Lucas, who was also vacationing there, wants to cast Lindsay in a film called Star Whores

are those freckles or razor bumps?

I see freckles and a fresh scar/oldish cut.

i really hope ali lohan doesnt end up like linsday.

she looks effing miserable in her pictures.

Hooker shoes---always a nice touch.

Her old lady cancer skin makes me cringe.

......not her saggy ass again

this child needs to go to a dermatologist.
that's either a bad case of eczema or leprosy.

Trying going up a size for the ass, Linds.

"Anyone seen my panties"

8:13 Some of us are well aware of who her host was and how he made his billions. Since your so keen on learning about Roman Abramovich, I‘ll lend a hand.

Berezovsky’s allegations against his former business partner Abramovich.

Allegation of blackmail
Bribes
Allegations of illegal share-dilution
Arrest for theft
Allegations of loan-fraud
Aluminum wars
Antitrust law violation in Russia

http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Abramovich

From The Times
April 29, 2008

Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich 'was President Putin's enforcer'

http:// www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3835003.ece

And of course a multi-billon dollar lawsuit.

From The Times
July 5, 2008

Roman Abramovich admits paying out billions on political favours

Roman Abramovich, the owner of Chelsea Football Club, has admitted agreeing to pay billions of dollars for political favours and protection fees to get his hands on the former Soviet Union's mineral wealth.

http:// www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4272509.ece

Russian Oligarchs Seek English Justice
By Catherine Mayer / Jul. 24, 2009

Berezovsky is looking for some $3.3 billion from Abramovich

http:// www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1912623,00.html

8:13 Those should keep you busy for awhile. Consult a dictionary for large words you don‘t understand. And remember, reading tabloids and celebrity magazines does not meet the vigorous standards of actual ‘research.’

Since many of you are lazy readers, I’m going to post an excerpt.

From the Times

The puzzle of how the penniless street trader rose to amass an £11.4 billion fortune is explained for the first time in his own words in court papers seen by The Times.

Mr Abramovich paid older oligarchs so that he could obtain a big share of Russia's oil and aluminium assets and to escape unscathed from the deadly post-communist carve-up. He famously emerged triumphant after the “aluminium wars”, in which more than 100 people believed to have been killed in gangland feuds over control of the lucrative smelters. He avoided the fate of a rival oligarch who annoyed the Kremlin and ended up being transported to jail in Siberia for ten years.

Mr Abramovich, 41, has been forced to tell his story because he is being sued for $4 billion by his mentor Boris Berezovsky, 62, a refugee in Britain, at the London Commercial Court. The exile claims that Mr Abramovich became an enforcer-type figure for Vladimir Putin, passing on alleged threats of confiscation - and the jailing of a friend - to pressure him into selling shares in former state assets cheaply. Mr Abramovich has retorted with a 53-page defence that accuses Mr Berezovsky and a Georgian oligarch of demanding huge sums for helping him to rise from obscurity.

http:// www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4272509.ece

I heart her freckles!

Hohan hearts stabbing freckles.

His former business partner‘s history is an intriguing read too.

http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Berezovsky

Wanna see what she REALLY looks like , with some high resolution photos?

Go to ONTD under "Bad Tan Lines, Lindsay!"



Be prepared.

eeewww, I already saw the pics on ONTD....why does she have so many cuts by her bikini line?

gawd, she's got way too many freckles near her junk

she is so disgusting omg

I think I'll pass on that. But oh my. Criminal Russian 'entrepreneurs'? Say it isn't so.

She makes me feel better about my freckles.

10:43

Same. I only have some on my face and arms but Lindsay's got them all up and down her legs and covering her back.

I'd just die if I had that many. And like someone said above, "she's got way too many freckles near her junk".

"This is all wrong, from the top to the bottom:

1. That bird's nest she calls "hair"
2. Her wrinkled ass forehead and face from all the smoking, lack of sleep and sun
3. Her fake ass blowfish lips
4. Her crack head fingernails
5. her tatts make her look dirty
6. saggy boobs
7. blotchy ass fake tan
8. horrible sluchy posture
9. saggy ass
10. stretch marks
11. bruised up legs
12. tacky ass wedges etc etc etc ..."


...and if we could smell her and hear that ravaged voice.....

I doubt the families of those who died or those who became political prisoners would be amused.

a giant EEEWWWWW to the ONTD pics!

omg i can't imagine if someone took photos of me while i was trying on swimsuits D:

also, WTF NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR UNDERNEATH!

her ass looks so floppy. like it keeps slipping out of place or something.

her lips :\

Stop it, Lindsay, take your duck-lipped, failure-ass home.

Then go to work at Goodwill because that's where the mentally challenged apparently find employment.

It will be a nice change to work with people you can relate to...even if you're a tad bit lower talent wise...

lindsay posts always depress me

10:41

I thought the freckles near her crotch were pubic hair stubs.

10:55


Why did you have to put that visual in our heads?

10:53 perfect comment

Didn’t Dina want her children to get restraining orders against her ex-convict, ex-husband when he began releasing recordings? What criteria does she use for deciding who can associate with her children? I don’t understand how any mother could allow her 16 year old to be in the company of a Russian thug.

It must suck to pretty much only be recognized for a movie that came out almost 6 years ago.

"Wishing everyone a blessed new year in 2010! Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!) Thanks for all of your support!
7:56 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter"


"Lohan Mayhem" sounds like a rash you get on your *sshole from self-tanner build-up.

She's got the herp on her right butt cheek.

riiight...like jay z and beyonce run in the same circles as the bruised up messes that are lilo and ali...

It is amusing how she thinks that her no-hipped drug addicted body is hot.

"I HAVE MAJOR DADDY ISSUES----I WILL TAKE ANY SCRAPS OF AFFECTION NO MATTER WHERE THEY COME FROM"

Sick of the delusional crack whore thinking she's gods gift to the world.

She is dumb as a rock.

And her butt-ugly aunt/sister is a horror to look at.

Just when you think the bar for nastiness couldn't be lowered any further, poor Linds proves to us all, that yes, it can.


Scabs, scrapes, bruises and all.

This family makes me sad.

Dying of lung cancer is sooooo cool!

Such a pretty girl ! ((LOVE her bathing suit))

Poor Auntie Ali.

She's got her mum's face and her sister's rectangular man-torso.

And 2 billion freckles.

seriously, what happen to her ass? she's not 55.

She's getting dangerously close to "People of Walmart" material.

OMG Lindsay just cast in Indiana Jones 5!!!!

H . O . T

N . O . T

whoaaaaa she's cool

Most of the comments in here make me laughing so much.It is so ridiculus wish someone to get a lung cancer or wish him/her to die.So sad that you insist on calling her and her family different names wich is something that proves that you are so uneducated.I am so happy for her that she is having a good time.I am sure you would kill for a trip like this but all the people are not lucky enough to afford this (including me).Yes i am jelous because st.Barth is only a dream for me but i am also very happy because she seems healthy and relaxed and she has the best company HER SISTER.Absolutely no right to discuss her body,hair or skin.You think you are so perfect?Always looking good?I doubt.Happy new year mrs Dina and Lindsay stay strong and have a good time.

shes wearing the same thing her sister was wearing yesterday andlindsay is bloated she looks pregnant on other websites you can see also her fake tan is messed up

2:45 Maria you sound like a Low Life LOSER.Going to St.Barth is not a pipe dream for me.I have been there 4 times and all over the Caribbean.Your comment is pathic,now I see why you Idoil such trash.I really feel sorry for you!!Maybe you should seek a real life

If the quality of life depends on how
many times you have been in caribbean,then i am so sorry for you.I am not seeking the real life in trips around the world but i am seeking only for honesty which is something that is missing from you.Real life is being ourselfs.I am not the one who behinds the anonymous word.

LL n Ali ur going to have comebacks this year-ROTFLMFAO

My name is Dina Lohan and I post under the name of Maria or Mary I use to be Nashia till everyone figured out that I was not Nisha I was Dina Lohan. Yes I am the worst parent ever and damm proud of it.I really dont care about the two brats I have raised,I am just glad and relieved I didnt have to be with them on NYE.Yes I wanted my girls to go where no one wanted them in hopes they would meet someone that would either take care of them or give them money. I owe back taxes on my home and need money.BTW Can someone please buy some of our used, stolen clothes we have for sale.It would help alot.
The Girls are due back today and they are coming home with no money or no conections,My family could really use your help.Oh and my ex will be going to jail this week so there goes the child support.I can only rely on my walfare check (that sould come today) Please open your wallets and give to the Lohans
I promise to be more of a liar and shitty mother this year.
Thanks Dina Sullivan Lohan God Bless

Star Whores LOL good one

She sould go on Rock of Love looks like a Bret Michaels wanna be. I would love to see Daisy kick her ass!

Living Lohan didnt even make a whole full season before they shut it down.The Lohans are so pathic they dont even show reruns of the dead beat show LOL

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Great stuff still available on Lohanhouse.

Big After-Xmas Sale.

Super discounts--esp. for stained clothing items.

while we're on the topic of celebrity designs i really want the necklace from nicole richie's house of harlow line but it's like, $125 :\

Are her leggings even any good?

6:45
idk, for $100 I'd expect them to shoot lasers or something but I don't think they do that.

Just when you think the bar for nastiness couldn't be lowered any further, poor Linds proves to us all, that yes, it can.


Scabs, scrapes, bruises and all.

6:45 Only good for crouch rot

We try to root for you Lindsay.

But you just make us sad.

Never heard of anyone getting fired from a hosting gig....,But Lindz Aced that one!!!Nice way to start off your failure year!!

Australian model/tv personality Jennifer Hawkins (Miss Universe 2004) has appeared on the cover of Marie Claire (Australia, February 2010) naked and un-retouched to encourage positive attitudes to body image and support the Butterfly Foundation. (and the photos are awesome.)

Lindsay could NEVER pull that off. (Oh, pleeeease don't try Linds!)

That cigarette, ugh.


PURE Long Island White Trash.

CIGARETTES..(said in Ace Ventura voice).. YUMMMMMY!

I'd love to keep making fun of this girl, but she has serious mental issues and it's absolutely horrific that there's no one in her life who loves her enough to try to get her help.

She's cutting all over her body, looks like a trainwreck at 23 has no true lovelife or career.

If she's trying to get "attention" for her cutting, if someone is so distressed by their own issues that they need to INJURE THEMSELVES FOR ATTENTION, they need serious help.

I don't even know what to say. It honestly just makes me sad.

Hey Lindsay did you do anymore photo shoots with the paps that we can Laugh at?? Just wondering

does she only SHOP and PARTY?


what an irrelevant human being.

Her freckled thighs gross me the f out.

6:53 They would of just Boo-ed her anyway

Lindsay, how is the acting business. Oh thats right, nobody will hire you because you SUCK. Lindsay sucks ass. I hope she is dead by the end of the year.

Lindsay knows how to keep it Trashy

6:01 She's photographed by paps going to restaurants, on vacation, going to club. How do you know what's she's doing at other times? How do you know that she's not working? Going on auditions? Photoshoots? Doing fashion-related work? Coaching Ali in acting? Recording in studios? Doing stuff with other actors? Just because she's photographed and filmed doing some things and not others doesn't mean in actuality that is ALL she does. Do most people film you working 40 hours a week or film you on vacation or at leisure?

after seeing her and her sister her father and reading Dinas comment theres nothing you can do but laugh LOL

7:36 Waaa Waaa Waaa Dina no one believes your bullshit lies, Not even the New York Post beleives your shit.Very funny coaching Ali in acting LMFAO Lindsay cant even act herself.Its been six years since she did that.
Stop making me laugh so hard,my ribs are killing me!!

Ali looks more gross as the days go by. Better buy a big dildo Ali, cause you are one nasty ass looking hoe. Just like your slutty sis Lindsay.

I am so sick of the lies posted here.

5:39 AM I am not Dina Lohan!Dina is too busy managing her daughters,and designing for her range of affordable fashionable shoes which will launch in a couple of months stay tuned guys!!!!

6:53 AM No my name is Mary not Maria.Close names but different,please get an education and stop making lies.And to those impersonatars on this website please stop that it is RUDE.I do not hide i SHOW the TRUTH.And I do not lie all info I say is truth.Use internet to find what I mentioned to Indiana Jone 5 direct by George Lucas star Lindsay Lohan, Shia Lebeouf, Johnny Depp (rumor).

Im sick of all this lies,i OWont post here anymore this is the last post ignore the impersanators.

Goodbye and lets enjoy the Lohan success 2010!!!!!Lots of hype in Hollywood for Lindsay first Oscar (machete)!!!!

Will you look at this disgusting crackhead POS! She makes Heidi Fleiss look good!!!! This slut is so used up, drugged up, tore up and just plain ole f'd up. She looks like a las vegas whore and no doubt the stench is horrific at best. Why doesn't she just disappear or speed up the suicide already?

Mary, you are reaching and way off base. The freckled skank's role in Machete is so small that I would be shocked if her part isn't cut out of the film. There is no rumor of her working with Lucas, that is wrong. Your idol has no talent, is a drug addict, alcoholic, racist, thief, liar, whores around, poser diva attitude, tips off the paps, and is a horrible example of a human being. She is a has been that never should have been in the first place. She is a dirty slob who should shower as well.

I hope Lindsay and her whole stupid family and all their friends DIE, DIE, DIE.

She looks like she's putting on weight - what a mess, she looks like a 40 year old. Thank you girl, you give me something to laugh at...

First maria gave a big farewell speech. She didn’t leave. She started posting as mary and maria to make it look like one moron agreed with her. Now mary is making the exact same boo hoo farewell speech. I bet she morphs into mary, maria and a third name. Try Martha hun. You sound like a fat lonely Martha.

8:40, I really need some of the drugs you're on. They are obviously very good.

She gets off the boat with a dress on and then walks around town in a bathing suit with her sagging ass hanging out.

Her fans think she looks hot. She does not look fresh at all. Too much plastic surgery, terrible boob job, no muscle tone, does not have a tight body, beginngin of a belly.

Mary needs to put down her crack pipe

Mary/Maria He big cameo was getting screwed by Petey

UK Daily Mail joked that George Lucas is going to cast Lindsay and Jenna Jameson in a film called "Star Whores"

Turned down for Sports Illustrated calendar issue. Accepted for Tijuana donkey bar calendar

Puta

The Ashtray Sisters are straight up hookers.


And elevators smell different to midgets.

Crowded elevators, that is.

Report that the cabin boys on the yacht have crabs

Definitely not girlfriend material. Someone to screw if drunk enough.

She is such an ugly, immature, non talented twat! Her career is over and should never have been. She steals and does too many drugs/drinks.

Hope Ali does not rush back to school---we want her to remain as dumb as the rest of the Lohans.

what an irrelevant human being

im tired of looking at her ugly ass rectangle shaped body.

tired of her in general.

Not surprising, but Lilo did not make it Top 10 Hottest Chicks Of 2009 lists.


Made it too plenty of Top Ten Train Wrecks & Career Slides.

Everyone on the island got a big chuckle out of:

her hooker shoes

uneven spray tan

hideous Aunt following her everywhere

her freckles

her Botoxed forehead (BAD job)

and seeing her man-hands & balding close up.


Glad she doesn't live closer.

' "2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits [sic], and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :)" Lohan tweeted from St. Barts, where she's been spending time onboard Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich's yacht.

Lindsay can't go without coke or cock for five minutes, so there's a good chance she's passed out on a bathroom with her panties around her neck as I'm typing this.

Because it's always a good sign when you tweet about changing your lifestyle while the Russian billionaire in the next room is putting on the horse mold strap on while a Chinese kid in his underwear is lighting firecrackers.'

I live and work on SB....we were SO all SO cracking up as Lindsay pranced around downtown in her trashy bikini---weirdest thing was her spray-on tan---one leg orange, the other white....like she lost interest or forgot about the other leg. Hysterical.


And her sister????!!!! WHY would she choose to go out, looking like she does when she knows the pics of her will be all over the web?? Sorry, but she is hideous.

Angelina Jolie & family in NYC during holidays....of course she looks as sexy, sensual and classy as always. (And just donated $1,000,000 to charity).

Yeah, that is one million.

Oooh, girl.

Nothing about you is cute.

Lindsay isn't moving forward. Unless you count standing still and digging her way to the center of whoreville. She makes Tara look good.

hottie

It's so cute how she manages to almost kill herself on a daily basis.

nottie

Mary,you should relax. The cowardly losers are jealous of movie star Lindsay
and supermodel Ali because the Lohan sisters have earned more money
in one week than any of the losers will ever earn in their lives.
Ali & Lindsay travel all over the world helping abused children and other
people needing help. The losers hid in dark places writing hate comments.

X-17 take down Lowhan's porn on the side. It's sick.

3:48 - LOL, you are crazy Mary, Maria, Danny, or Dina. Ok, now the skank's sister is a supermodel? No, not true, not even close weirdo - name one shoot. Movie star? LOL. You have to be in a movie to be a movie star, ok Labor Pains - straight to ABC Family? Jealous? LOL. I have, and always have had more money than this broke loser, even when she made a movie a decade ago. Money isn't everything - by the way. Charity? LOL. She was "helping" for one day, travel time = about 3. She also lied, she helped no one, then when back in LA, back to using again. Oh yeah, we hid - nice spelling - hide in dark places. No, I have plenty of sun in my penthouse, but thanks for being concerned.

It makes me sick and disgusted whenever these Loser Lohans try to talk about the children she EXPLOITED for her own promotion! The guy that runs it should go ahead and sue the shit out of that fucking twisted degenerate like he has very publicly talked about! A good tar and feathering would be a minimal start for these ugly ass Lohans who continue to lie about this!

4:15 Damn, I loved that one. LOL!

Tony B bring Dim Kim back.

That cigarette, ugh.


PURE Long Island White Trash.

Nope. Pure Long Island Orange Trash. She’s a trendsetter!

Maria needs to put down the crack pipe. Lindsay a"Supermodel" ROFL.

She is NOT boyfriend material. She is just someone to screw when drunk and bored. Too embarressing to be seen with her in public.

Firecrotch gets off the boat with a dress on. Then walks around town with her saggy ass and fake boobs hanging out.

No boyfriend, girlfriend, fiance or spouse. Travels around with her butt ugly teenage sister

Cocks or box, Hohan will suck for rocks!

Your too kind.

Wouldn't that be an Orange Light Special?

As long as it's generic and cheap, call me a pig in sh*t.

you are so right 4:23pm,it really is sinful to use the plight of children in horrific circumstances as a means of garnering positive publicity.
especially given it was so obvious what was being attempted.so shameful.

no surprise,no one was buying it...epic fail,resulting in more people being turned off by her.

There isn't a genuine interest in this girl,it's about her being a trainwreck and courting the media's attention.
If she started acting normal and didn't put herself in the pap's sights,calling them,going to where they are etc...,
interest in her would be non-existant.
Her fame hasn't be based on achievement for a really long time now.

While doing Disney remakes as a teen she called tare reid washed up. Karma

Whooaa, that was close! Here I was ready to sign over all rights. For what? A peck on the cheek and the promise of the last dance?!?!
Thanks! Thanks again!

The Orange Light Special should be a strobe light!

You are all so confused.Now your problem is if Maria or Mary is the same person and some of you insist that is Mrs Dina.I am sure that she has better and more interesting things to do than posting in here.Its not easy for you to accept this and accept that there are so many people that support them.Get over that Maria/Mary name issue and focus in more important things.

Names don't matter. Everyone should focus on what a fucking freak you are!

2:54.I totally agree with you especially if your life is sooooo empty you should focus on my freakishness.

FREAK!

lilo still love samro

4:01 To bad samro HATES lilo

The Nut job is copying what samantha tweets on her twitter.
GET HELP LINDSAY YOUR PATHIC!!!
Oh ps LOL one of sams followers tells sam ur ex will be next..so true

(squeeek)

OMG she is so gross just saw the pictures on Social Life,WOW she Cuts her legs too.Girl needs help,so does her mother for thinking nothing is wrong with her.
Lohans are very disturbed people

(ssqquuuueeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkk)

++++++++++++ BRITNEYYYYYY

++++++ BRITNEYY

++++ BRITNEY

Lindsays Lying Again on her twitter,copying what samantha tweets and taken credit for it. Oh yes this is so Lindsay. KARMA to you Lindsay KARMA for your Lies.Karma Karma Karma!!!!

She is uncapable of putting together even a tweet w/o spelling and grammar errors so she RP other messages....also, obviously still stalking Sam

Can we all just utter one, huge collective "EEEWWWEEEEWWWWWWW", and be done with Lindsay Lohan?


Please?

Wrong thread bro

read post @ celebitchy .com
supposedly assaulting someone,
"crying"..while,of course,making sure the paps can see her.
still being that great "role model" for ali.
check it out,good post and comments.

Saw latest pics of Blohan & Aunt Ali on ONTD....could only think,

"This poor woman"

Yeah, she looks like a very washed-up Melanie Griffith.


And SOOOOOO unhappy.

i know i bruise easily but her legs & arms in latest pics: gross :(

I am not sure, but I always thought coke made you bruise easier.

736 thanx for the link


"So glad to read Lindsay’s “drama-free” new year lasted until the 3rd of January (when she slugged a guy!)…she went drama-free longer than I thought she would!"

If any thoughts about Casey are running through Blohan’s head it should be whether she could be next in the “three letters”.

Instead she’s probably wondering who can replace her “connection”.

ONTD pics:
First off, she is looking HARD in these photos.

Secondly, what's with all the cuts and bruises all over her body and...

thirdly, her aunt is also looking mighty hard. lol

She always just looks dirty to me.

I don't know if it's the bruising or the spray tan or what. She looks like she spent last night dumpster-diving for half-eaten Egg McMuffins, then was given clothes by some kindly but absent-minded fashion designer who forgot to accessorize her with soap and water.

ia She always looks so dirty.