Lilo Loves Her Coke, Hates Her Bra

Looks like she needs to eat a McD's, and fast. F*kin whore.

ugly piece of shit...

Still beautiful no matter what the ugly haters say! Plus she has been offered a role in a movie called machete withRobert De Niro

Look at those chicken legs! Ew!

Who's the most beautiful human being in the world ?
Lindsay Dee Lohan ¡¡

Long.Island.White.TRASH

she looks as ugly as usual!

I can see Lindsay's nipples. TRUE FACTOID.

Perfect body and her legs are a killer - she's HOT !

F*CK OFF DANNY!

I just dunno what is wrong with this young girl. she was so beautiful and now she looks so old its so sad. she looks like a 43 yr old. it clear this girl is doing drugs and is not well. someone needs to step in now and help her get back on track but she hasnt got any true friends and her parents are just useless so i dunno what future she will have. it was just last year she was getting back on track, staying at home and getting a couple of tv roles and shes messed it up again. she is also very skinny which is a concern shes not someone who is born thin. this sam chick is dragging her down and i think since shes been with her she has gotten worst. even paris hilton is making more money than her and gets more acting roles and deals and she doesnt look as old as lindsay. i think she thinks people have sympathy for her but they dont. she wants to be like britney having a breakdown then making a comeback but sadly that will not work for her nobody wants her in their movies. britney has lots more fans and people supporting her than lindsay will ever have. lindsay u need to totally change your image if you want to get back into acting GET HELP.

braless looks good with the outfit she wears. I think it looks cool. She has the most beautiful legs. And I love her shades.

btw, x17, that coke-joke (yeah coca-cola) is really getting old. Boring and not funny anymore.

She's just been offered a part in a movie??? A porno, judging by her pose with that coke can. WORTHLESS BITCH!

I just dunno what is wrong with this young girl. she was so beautiful and now she looks so old its so sad. she looks like a 43 yr old. it clear this girl is doing drugs and is not well. someone needs to step in now and help her get back on track but she hasnt got any true friends and her parents are just useless so i dunno what future she will have. it was just last year she was getting back on track, staying at home and getting a couple of tv roles and shes messed it up again. she is also very skinny which is a concern shes not someone who is born thin. this sam chick is dragging her down and i think since shes been with her she has gotten worst. even paris hilton is making more money than her and gets more acting roles and deals and she doesnt look as old as lindsay. i think she thinks people have sympathy for her but they dont. she wants to be like britney having a breakdown then making a comeback but sadly that will not work for her nobody wants her in their movies. britney has lots more fans and people supporting her than lindsay will ever have. lindsay u need to totally change your image if you want to get back into acting GET HELP.

LiLo, coolest girl on earth. FACT.

Just,gross,gross and more gross.

What happened to her movie with Sean Penn? The Stevie Nicks biopic? Oh yeah that was just Delusional Dina filling Lindsay's head with LIES again!

You are wrong X17
Lindsay sniffed too much coke and totally forgot to wear a bra.

Danny has even more dingle berries than I have. TRUE FACT.

5.05/2 agree

5.22 yes she's offered a Robert Rodriquez's movie called: Machete

go to www . mtv . com
(movies and more - movies - movies blog)
topic is called: comic-con: Robert Rodriquez says Lindsay lohan has a role in machete .... if she wants it.

btw, she's looking good and HOT in these pix.

I can see Danny's teeth marks on Lindsay's nipples. TRUE FACT

If this chick lives to see 30 it'll be a miracle.

Sexaay!!Lilo beautiful bountiful and talented.FACT.

5.31-1

i've just seen that video of Robert Rodriquez on mtv website under that topic you mentioned. He says in the video that he thinks Lindsay is cool and he has a cool role for her in the movie...if she wants it.

I hope (well I think) she wants the role. Good news for Lindsay, right ?

SEXY - she doesn't need a bra - she looks hot ! Love it

To the haters out there,no she will not die by age 30 she will live long and prosper making movies ,making babies {with Sam} making money while you live your sad miserable lives!!!

Lindsay looks pretty. TRUE FACT.

I did not write those comments. My stalker did. TRUE FACT.

I did not write those comments above. My stalker did. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay is fantabulous. TRUE FACT.

X17 reporters stalk Lindsay and Sam 24/7 and blow each other while waiting for them in their cars. They also do not speak English well which is why they make up stories and mess up facts. TRUE FACT.

She's becoming a vulcan???????

Danny and all other lindsay fans. Lindsay doesnt even care about fans. remember fans are "sickos" to her. shes not friendly to fans and thinks shes better than them stop wasting your time on her she doesnt like fans. BTW am not hating on her just telling the truth.

Lilo looks amazing. Amazing Lilo.
Lilo looks amazing. Amazing Lilo.
Lilo looks amazing. Amazing Lilo.
Lilo looks amazing. Amazing Lilo.
Lilo looks amazing. Amazing Lilo.
Lilo looks amazing. Amazing Lilo.
Lilo looks amazing. Amazing Lilo.
Lilo looks amazing. Amazing Lilo.
TRUE FACT. TRUE FACT.

Where & when did Lindsay say she does not like her fans? Show proofs.

Big coke for a big star. TRUE FACT.

Lilo does not have to wear a bra all the time. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay will be amazing in that new movie. TRUE FACT.

I have huge moobs and a muffin top. TRUE FACT.

6:06 please dont be distracted by 5;56;HE/SHE IS JUST TRYING TO YANK YOUR CHAIN IF YOU'RE A TRUE FAN to distract from the good news that she has been offered yet another movie role- this makes 3 yeaaah!!!

The Coke isn't a healthy drink. TRUE FACT.

I'm neutered and so is Danny. TRUE FACT.

I'm laughing at these comments...TRUE FACTS. LOL!

It's great how references of her drug addiction will always come out for this loser! Drugs have fried whatever looks she may have once had, her brain, her family, her career, and just about everything this nasty shit-orange Skeletor touches!

@Danny's cat Oh..you should express your opinion.LOL

@Hail Orange Skeletor Don't be rude,enjoy the silly comments!

What are dingle berries Danny's cat?

If she hates fans,I'm not a fan anymore. TRUE FACT.
What do you think Danny's Cat????!!!

Who made you the boss of this board, asshole! People must laugh at your ass when you try to force them to do what you want! Gofuckyourself!

Danny's neutered. TRUE FACT

I do not have dingle berries. I am extremely clean, get shampooed and conditioned, and just had my teeth cleaned. All idiotic comments are NOT from me or from Danny. TRUE MEOW.

@Danny's cat Oh sure,the cats are so cleaned up,and so you are..lolololol!!!

Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.
Lindsay is AWESOME. TRUE MEOW.

I love LiLo. TRUE FACT.

I would love Danny's cat or anybody else explain me what are Dingle Berries,I'm Italian and so curious...TRUE FACT.
TRUE FACT
TRUE FACT
TRUE FACT

I would love Danny's cat or anybody else explain me what are Dingle Berries,I'm Italian and so curious...TRUE FACT.
TRUE FACT
TRUE FACT
TRUE FACT

LILO IS A CAT. TRUE FACT.

Dingle berries are stalkers of Danny and his cat that say idiotic things and long for a real life. TRUE FACT.

LILO IS A CAT. TRUE FACT.

OK,got it,nobody wants to explain me waht are dingle berries. This is really a TRUE FACT!

OK,got it,nobody wants to explain me what are dingle berries. This is really a TRUE FACT!

You with the sad eyes
don't be discouraged
oh I realize
it's hard to take courage
in a world full of people
you can lose sight of it all
and the darkness inside you
can make you fell so small

But I see your true colors
shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow

Show me a smile then
don't be unhappy, can't remember
when I last saw you laughing
if this world makes you crazy
and you've taken all you can bear
you call me up
because you know I'll be there

And I'll see your true colors
shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow

shit that hangs from the hair of your ass

and saying TRUE FACT makes you look stupid, like Danny

Danny keeps me in a jar as a pet. TRUE FACT

Mine was a question,just a question. I think people here are too much susceptible. I really don't know what those are.

LiLo is a redheaded beauty. TRUE FACT.

Italian dingle berries are yummie.

..oh forgot..7:13 you are a rude docker with those words.. ass, hair, shit..you are disgusting. TRUE FACT.

Yea TRUE FACT

I'm TRUE FACT. TRUE FACT

My italian conclusion: some americans are REALLY idiot,this explains bush,wars,atomic bomb on hiroshima........etc...etc..etc...etc...etc...etc....etc....etc...etc....

I eat dingle berries for breakfast every day with milk. Yum. TRUE FACT.

Danny is a pervert,and rape me thinking about LiLO.

I want u to eat me. TRUE FACT

I eat dingle berries for breakfast every day with milk. Yum. TRUE FACT.

I eat baby Italian dingle berries. TRUE FACT

hiss hissssss rauuuuuuwow hiss hissssss get off me danny

Nobody raped me. TRUE MEOW.

I eat Danny's dingle berries. TRUE MEOW.

Ditto to 9:31 pm.

It's really sad and obvious that she is putting in good comments on herself.

Really pathetic when people do that.

She's depressing and not sexy like she so obviously wants to be. She thinks if she goes bra-less it makes her sexy.

She's depressing and blech.

I think she should adopt a cat to cure her depression.

Ha, ha. Whenever a comment says you're all ugly haters it's the person who the post is about. True fact.

Thin but does not have a tight body. Very little muscle tone, check out her legs in 2d picture. She ought to hire a trainer or join a gym.

Thin but does not have a tight body. Very little muscle tone, check out her legs in 2d picture. She ought to hire a trainer or join a gym.

People are sick to speak about cats that way. Stop it now. - ASPCA

Obvious,she's too skinny.

Her boob sag like those of a much older woman. TRUE FACT

Legs look awful no matter how much lipo or diet. Loose breasts don't distract from thick average body and scream I'm desperate. Much more attractive if she were just herself and didn't try so hard to fit some ideal of beauty. Create a new ideal.

7:45 True. She does not take good care of herself. Poor diet, not enough sleep and no exercise other than what sge does in bed. She will have cottage cheese thighs by age 30.

7:45 True. She does not take good care of herself. Poor diet, not enough sleep and no exercise other than what she does in bed. She will have cottage cheese thighs by age 30.

5:31 , nice that you're concerned but save concern for girls in the world who really have it rough in life. Not these silly tabloid bims who embarrass the rest of their gender.

My grandfather's hairline has not receded as much as Lindsay's

Google "duck lips" and you bring up a picture of lindsay TRUE FACT

Google "duck lips" and you bring up a picture of lindsay TRUE FACT

I am a filthy washed up skank. TRUE FACT

No,I'm going to google dingle berries.

Sex is pleasurable. Maybe I will try it with a human one day.

kellie @5:56, haha mind your own business! you said you are not a hater of lindsay but why you encouraged her fans for not liking her anymore? you are just the same as the hater or you're the hater yourself...oohh please did she had ever said that she hates her fans??? The answer is NO! I think she's happy for having fans like us excluding the hater or maybe they do like her...love lindsay lohan forever! Sorry for the hater, for how much you're tryin to make us to hate lindsay, it's still didn't work and IT WOUlD NEVER HAPPEN! Am I Right lindsay's fans? ;)

kellie @5:56, haha mind your own business! you said you are not a hater of lindsay but why you encouraged her fans for not liking her anymore? you are just the same as the hater or you're the hater yourself...oohh please did she had ever said that she hates her fans??? The answer is NO! I think she's happy for having fans like us excluding the hater or maybe they do like her...love lindsay lohan forever! Sorry for the hater, for how much you're tryin to make us to hate lindsay, it's still didn't work and IT WOUlD NEVER HAPPEN! Am I Right lindsay's fans? ;)

i wanna lick her stinky ass and pussy

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but not the trailer park out of the girl. White trash.

She looks worse than Amy Winehouse. True fuc*ing fact.

6:27 She laughs about fans like you.

8:27 She laughs about fans like you.

She's "skinny fat" just like Amy Winehouse. Meaning you're skinny because you're a drug addict, but fat because you have no muscle tone and wiggle when you walk. Even her nasty implants jiggle. She needs to die already.

Ummm...6:27...she has no fans, other than Ali Benjamin Buttons posting like crazy and hot mess Dina. She'll OD in December.

here's another big boo hoo from Blohan:

“But what hurts me the most is that I work just as hard as any other actress around my age, like Scarlett Johansson, but I just don’t get the opportunities that they get because people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life. But that doesn’t mean it’s going to last forever.”

She has absolutely NOT been offered ANY movie role. Everyone in the business knows she can't get hired for a commercial. She ruined her looks with drugs, and her voice with cigarettes. She sounds like a 90 year old man with lung cancer. She's a JOKE in Hollywood and everyone knows it. I can personally guarantee she will not be in a movie, commercial, voice over until she gets her crackhead self into rehab. Unfortunately, she'll die before that happens.

Look at her rodent, receding teeth and gums, her receding hairline, her scarecrow arms and legs, her saggy ti*s...all classic signs of drug use and bullimia. Get help Lindsay, or you will be dead within the year.

Lindsay Lohan is blaming her lack of work on her fans.

"If people would just leave my personal life alone -- because it's really not that interesting -- then I could land a great role, but all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting," she complains to E! News.

Lohan admitted she was nervous about paying her mortgage after not appearing in a movie since 2007.


Lohan continues: "I just want to live the dream that I've worked so hard for since I was 4 years old...I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc."

Wow-she went downhill fast. With this momentum, this trains gonna crash sooner rather than later!

She'll ever work in this town again!

It's awesome that she blames others for her problems! She's completely hopeless with a rationale like that! It's already fun watching her slipping off into obscurity and self immolation! She should just pour gas over her head and finish the job!

Poor thing. It just shows you how powerful her drug addiction is...that she'd throw away a promising career to do more drugs. Her career is over.

Bugger me!,for a young woman of what?
23 years old, she looks,well,she looks OLD!

Wise up Crackie McCrackhead,
Not too many folks out here like you and your moronic fans(and NOT from jealousy, hon).
Now go spray yourself, pull out more hair and stuff some clothes into a paper bag so you can put on another display of UTTER humiliation.

I'll take my own life, thanks.
It's a bit more meaningful.

Her fans constantly wonder why there is always such a HUGE outpouring of nastiness toward Lindsey on these public sites--it is simply because SHE IS NOT A GOOD SOUL, NOT A KIND OR GENEROUS PERSON...she has screwed over LOTS of people in L.A. and elsewhere and that comes through in her public persona.

I was the person who posted that story on the previous thread about lindsay being offered a role by robert rodriguez for his next movie "machete". She is a friend of the guy who is producing the movie. She just had a meeting with him recently and was seen leaving that meeting with several dvds that were all robert rodriguez movies. I guess that she was not familiar with his movies. I want to warn lindsay's fans that this movie from all accounts may go straight to dvd if they do not get big names who are bankable actors in the movie. De niro is being mentioned as someone who may possibly do the movie where he would play a senator in it and if the producers of the movie can not get him or any other household name then it will go straight to dvd. The role is not a major one and lindsay is concerned about that. She also does not want to see this movie go straight to dvd because her last movie went straight to cable. It is very possible that the movie that she will be doing in october called "the other side" co-starring alanis morrisette and dave matthews will go straight to dvd. If it does then the only thing that may be left for her are tv movies for the lifetime channel.

Haters are jealous of her rehab stints and straight-to DVD-videos,lawsuits,milkshake gigs,balding head, bad breath and B.O.


They would like to be the laughing stock of L.A. and New York too.

Lindsay will never get a movie role ever again. TRUE FACT!

SHE'S 23???????? I thought she was 43; I'm not kidding. Steer clear of drugs; she was actually pretty 3 years ago, but looks like a strung out junkie. Career is over.

Am I jealous? No...just an observer--
and I just hope it was worth it to Lindsay to be remembered as Hollywood's number one party girl/clubber as opposed to being an accomplished actress.

"Freckle connector bullshit in a bottle" AKA Lilo's tanning mist...keep buying it suckers..it only means she'll have more $$$ for handbags & hooker shoes. (and hope she stocks up on more Certain-Dri deoderant while she's at it)

Lindsay, by her own admission, has no friends, so the producer friend doesn't exist. Even if they were friend, and he wanted to hire her, he wouldn't be able to, because NO ONE will insure her. She is a time bomb and will die VERY soon. Her voice also sounds like she's dying of lung cancer.

Lindsay could play the Crypt Keeper in the Tales from the Crypt remake.

Sad old banana tits. Even with direct applications of saMANtha face cream,her banana tits are aging at an accelerating rate...at age 23.

Hohan looks like she escaped from a Nazi prison camp.

She could play Chuckie and steal everyones clothes with a $hit eating grin on her crackhead face. They'd call it Chuckie the Klepto OD'S! Oh yeah, I forgot, no one will insure her. Oh well, back to the crack house we go!!

My last name is Masterson. Scientology is cool you should join. TRUE FACTS.

Stella McCartney, daughter of Paul McCartney and top fashion designer, is lecturing Lindsay Lohan to stop wearing fur and leather.

‘Stella is concerned that Lindsay is going overboard with her use of leather,’ says a source. ‘Lindsay wears a lot of Stella’s designs and she doesn’t want to be associated with such a celebrity who insists on wearing animal products.’

Uh, I think what McCartney meant to really say was:

Get your greasy, orangey, B.O.-ridden body out of my cool clothes. Plus, none of your teenie or wanna-be teenie fans could afford them anyway.

Blotchy skin on arms and legs. No muscle tone. Doesn't work out and eats junk food.
Cigarette breath adds to her charm...what a catch. She & Sam are perfect.

Does Lilo know Katie Holmes? If she does, maybe she could talk to her and get some advice.

As a victim of Lindsay Lohan's stealing, I would personally like to say, that the reason everyone hates her is that she is a thief and a drug addict. She stole several thousand dollars worth of my clothing and we settled out of court. When the terms of our settlement are over, I will reveal every piece of clothing she stole. I hope she does OD; it would serve her right.

Is there anyone who actually believes this woman has companies or film roles or works at all? What job allows you to be shopping/partying/crashing day and night?

And what happened with all the talk of big red-carpet, A-list parties last week for the, drum roll please, PREMIERE of straight-to-DVD Labor Pains???

Empty twit.

Lindsay = face of meth

She looks happy here because she put raw steak juice on her warty pu$$y and let Cadillac go to town. Wait til Sam has to feed her dog valtrex everyday!

i read recently where Linds said "i am fed up with my obsessive devotees".....

ya know, that makes me mad... WHEN is the last time she has thanked her devoted fans who buy her products and watch her cable movies?

We are propping her up and defending her & not a word of thanks. She has gotten mean...maybe Sam's fault?

My Gammie died at 73. She had a nicer body than Lindsay.

I never fail to be disgusted and amazed at the ugliness and darkness inside some of the folks who comment on this site. Anyways, I think that Linds looks stable, healthy and lovely in these pics.

I really do believe however that she needs to dump current boyfriend Sam. He clearly desires to be a man though born a female. I think this brings tension into the relationship as Sam vents his frustration at being biologically female on poor Linds. And Sam takes her money and laughs at her behind her back.

Lindsay deserves a real girlfriend like Ellen.

..."Lohan is also fed up with the obsessive devotees".....

ya know, WHEN is the last time Lohan has thanked her devoted fans who buy her stupid products and watch her lame movie? They are the only thing propping her up and not a word of thanks. She is a very mean, thanks to Sam and her own inflated ego.

Isn't she dead yet? Hurry up already.

We scan around celeb sites and we see all kinds of cool pics of celebs:

with their adorable, healthy children, working on the sets of A-list films, performing in sell-out concerts,
piloting airplanes

... and what do we see constantly see of Lindsey?

coming home at 4am dressed like a hooker,
crying on other people's doorsteps to get inside,
stumbling in and out of cars clutching her belongings in paper bags,
mixing milkshakes with her scary,saggy side-boobs exposed

And while it can't be "proved" through photos, this girl just SCREAMS dirt,stink,egoism,shallowness as she smokes and snarls her way through days of shopping and nights of clubbing while many in this world do without bare necessities.

She doesn't leave much to admire.

I really like Lindsay, she has the most beautiful hair of any huge star and i adore every single cute freckle on her body.
I really want to buy her deoderant brand too and I think she must be super-nice to every one who works for her (she must have a huge staff).

She puts herself on 24/7 public display & invites it by saying she is a serious actor and singer instead of just admitting she is a celeb-u-tard like Paris (and even Paris works more than Blojo)

The haters who hate Lindsay,probably really are smarter and funnier than us fans.
But, they are jealous of all her lunches out and her new CD coming out SOON..

8:36 how do you know she laughs at me? :) :)

YOU'D THINK she'd be bright enough to think of some moves other than the ones Britney used (Starbucks & no bra).

Or are they all stupid out there?

Wow. The older she bets the more she looks just like her mom. Oh wait... she's not that old is she?

Block her face on the pic. A homeless junkie could be her body double.

9;38 cuz she doesn't like kinda pudgy,lonely,bitter single 50 year old bags.

aren't you glad you asked?

May I just say that none of Robert Rodriguez's movies have ever gone straight to DVD. There could be a first time, but I doubt it. If it does go to DVD, Lindsay is strong enough to handle it. LL knows many people in the industry. The role was offered to her a few weeks ago, based on talent. As a matter of fact, I previously mentioned on this site that LL would announce an offer within one to two months. Some bloggers, as usual, called me that old tired nugget: the Monster Mother of Merrick, which I am not. I am not a family member, or a friend. I just know what I know. I am not fabricating when I say that SHE HAS BEEN OFFERED the part. As Rodriguez said, the part is hers "if she takes it." Rodriguez is a maverick and has clout in the movie industry. He thinks Lindsay is cool and right for the part. She has already read the script. May I also say that she is not on drugs and she no longer drinks. She has made a turn-around. Some of the credit could go to Sam. But all in all it is LL who has made a tremendous effort to change her life. This change was accelerated after LL and Sam broke up and made-up. THIS I KNOW FOR A FACT. I am not going to try and convince anyone on this board because you all come with old preconceived ideas about Lindsay even though you don't have a clue as to who she really is. Other things are in the process of changing and that will become evident. Mark my words.

This girl is so pathetic, she basically is famous for this kind of crap. She is so damn annoying, why cant she just go away? She is a disgrace, copying Marilyn Monroe every chance she gets. DUMB!!!!!!!!! Copying an icon does NOT make Lindsay relevant. She just needs to face the fact that she is done in Hollywood.

I guess it would be more appropriate to say Hollywood is done with her.

this is the same woman who a few weeks ago in an interview said,

"I am the hardest-working person I know. I'm a workaholic. I don't know what to do when I am not working, I get creatively frustrated."

.....so I start publicly humiliating myself....

boo hoo hoo..."Be careful what you wish for"....Linds CRAVED and SOUGHT all the attention and press for years & years & years. Now, when she has almost no work to back up her public persona, this is what she is left with.

Cry me a river.

Lindsay CAN'T get offered any parts because she can't get insurance. Whoever is posting that she did, cough, cough, Lindsay, is so dumb. She is a joke and will never, ever work in Hollywood again. MARK MY WORDS! These aren't preconceived ideas, Lindsay, I work in the Hollywood insurance field and you can't get insured to do a 4 hour commercial. Plus, your voice sounds like you're dying of lung cancer. Go to rehab and you MIGHT work again, but right now EVERYONE is laughing at you.

@9:45 - What a steaming pile of bullshit. Lindsay will never change and everyone knows it. The only reason people want to see her at all is to watch the trainwreck. She shot her reputation a long time ago.

She looks like her old man in drag. That ain't good.

She's got that nice homeless look about her. Charming.

No matter what you idiotic fans say, she is a thief, an alcoholic, a drug abuser, drives intoxicated (putting everyone's lives at risk), and a delusional skank! As selfish and self delusional as she is, she will always suffer because of her stupidity! What a great, shiny example the entire Blohan family is!

She'll OD

Mr. Rodriquez is going to be pissed when he reads this BS. He knows Lindsay is the biggest trainwreck in Hollywood since Misha Who? She is a filthy, kleptomaniac drug addict. How has she changed her life? By partying every night? She continues to steal and is embroiled in a lawsuit over her stealing and is broke. Any money she has goes to feed her drug habit. I can't believe she's still alive.

I'm sure she'll be out til 4am again tonight...swing your skankshake tits around and complain that it's the fans fault that she has no work. Go steal some more stuff...klepto.

9:51 Not so. She CAN be insured. She is insured for her movie in October. The information you think you have is old news. She had problems in 2006. Since then she's been insured for the movies she has made.

Of course she can't get insured. She has to pay her own insurance, which she can't afford to do, because she stuffed every last penny up her nose. Her drug habit is worse than it's ever been and everyone knows it. Even if she could ge insured, she can't get hired because her voice has been ruined by cigs. She sounds 90 with empysema and in desperate need of oxygen. It's all irrelevant, she's about to die.

9:56, 9:45 is right. The haters will keep harping about the baaad LL until they die. As 9:45 said, why try to convince anyone. You believe what you believe. Mean time LL is doig great and being offered movie roles. The change has been slow, but it's coming. So you haters will continue to disparage her because it makes you feel better about your life. The rest of us will not pay attention.

Who get her life insur when she ODs?

8:45 #2 are you true?

True fans worth having, wouldn't tell her she looks beautiful. You would have to be a real low life to think this girl looks good, and living a healthy life style. A true fan/friend, would not encourage the life style she's living now. A true fan would encourage her to seek help, and find a nicer group of people to hang around with. Coarse, the fact that she's been raised to act this way, could mean there's no hope for her to be anything more than she is now.

People don't disparage her because they are haters, but because she stole from them, drove their children around drunk, did drugs with them, etc. She is a laughing stock and if you consider her "Doing Great", I feel sorry for you. Sh's in a haze of drugs and won't come out til she OD'S, which will hopefully be soon!

My husband works for a Hollywood insurance company and when I asked him if Lindsay Lohan could ever get insurance for a movie, he said "no way, no how." Even if she were a good actress, which, she's not. Bye Lindsay, suck that crack pipe dry!

I check into x17 to see if Lindsay has died yet, because they're the only ones who report about her. I see she hasn't died yet, which means I lose the "under" bet with my sister. The next "deadline" pun intended, we have to see when she dies is November 1st. We did double or nothing, so please Lindsay, take that extra bump like you take everything else!!! Good night Lindsay!!!! RIP!!!

ANYONE who thinks she looks good, is sharing her crackpipe with her. She's a tie with Amy Winehouse on who looks worse.

Sam HEARTS AnnaLynne McCord alot!!!!!

Why do you keep referring to her fans? What fans are you talking about? Her Mom,sis,bro, deff not the Dad. And saying haters are jealous, get a grip. Jealous of what? Writing on here is a form of entertainment that gets no one pissed off but the Lohans themselves.There are people on here making more money than her as we do not have to sell our soul to the paps. I don't steal my clothes or jewelry. Wake up to this Dina and take a different direction. I bet Lindsay will clean up nicely if you'd just give her a bath and a calm down lecture. And all this pathetic chasing of the apathetic Ronson girl is beyond embarassing. Linndsay is like a cat in heat and Dina should see to it that she gets spayed. Damn, stop all the madness.

Do you think that she innocently doesn't know what a fool of herself she is making? In which case I guess we should feel sorry for her.

Let me make this clear to you delusional blohan fan at 9:45pm. I was the one who posted this story way before you did and i made people aware of it tonight only after robert rodriguez confirmed it in an interview with mtv at comic con. You can take credit all you want for what i posted, but you are full of it. The movie may very well go straight to dvd because of the lack of people who are box office draws in the movie and what has happened to robert rodriguez's reputation in hollywood. He has had to put up with a lot after he dumped his wife for rose mcgowan and then tried to get studios to finance a remake of barbarella with rose as the lead and every studio said no. Machete is a movie about an illegal immigrant mexican who goes on a killing spree and kills everyone that he encounters including a united states senator. Do you actually think that studios will release a movie like that so that american audiences can go see it? De niro is supposed to play the senator in the movie and lindsay will play de niro's daughter. The movie's cast has de niro, michelle rodriguez, jonah hill, steven seagal, and danny trejo in it. She did not get offered the role because of her talent. She knows rick schwartz who is the producer of this movie. She was seen leaving a meeting that she had with her friend rick with copies of sin city, from dusk till dawn, desperado and planet terror. If you think that de niro's name alone is enough to see to it that it gets released then think again. None of the people that i mentioned that are in it can guarantee that the movie ends up getting released and then when people hear about the outrageous story line that in itself will seal the deal of it going straight to dvd. I guess that it is only right that lindsay ends up in a movie with steven seagal because just like him her future movies will go straight to dvd.

Why do you make an issue of Lindsay without a bra? She looks great in or out of a bra PERIOD! She also looked cute and was having fun at'Millions of Milkshakes' the other night, creating her own Lindsay Lohan Shake. It was a good PR move. So let her enjoy the sunshine of dressing in a fashion that makes her happy (not us), enjoying good ratings for the television release of 'Labor Pains' and playing milkshake creator. 'Labor Pains', went to TV and DVD...so what-old news. She will have other movie projects that will hit the screen (and not TV). In-so-far as Lindsay and Samantha, they are the masters of their relationship. One is emotional and one is reserved, one is glamorous and one is really cute, one has more feminine energy and the other more masculine, one is more nervous, one more calm, one long hair, one short, one a wealthy family, one not so wealthy, both smoke, both drink, both love music, both love to fly first class and both love each other and that is the ideal combination for an exciting relationship. Stay happy Lindsay!

HAHAHAHA!!! 9:45 actually believes the bitch is sober! Hey 9:45, I facilitate specialized custom housing loans to low income foo....people just like you! Let me assure you it's very, very low risk with a high yield! Interested?

Moonlight/ 11:32 ,evey word is gold!

WOW 1:36, you are even dumber than I could ever believe is possible! So that was really someone trying to sell houses on a blog, eh Sparky? A real person named Bernie M.? Holy Shit!!!! You should just give up the fight and shoot yourself...

Well the sun has already come up here in Merrick new York and I may have had 2 orr 3or 4 or 5 too many Long Islad Ice Teas but all I nneed to tell all you is what I tell Linds

and that's if she gives me some grandkids with Sam I'll be the happpiest grandmother in Merrick

Moonlight/ 11:32 ,evey word is gold!


"In-so-far as Lindsay and Samantha, they are the masters of their relationship.

One is Adderal-addicted and one is passive-agressive,

one is slutty and one is really dykey,

one has more desperate energy and the other more manipulative,

one is more strung out, one more sardonic,

one balding hair, one butch-cut,

one a white-trash family, one Jewish,

both smoke thier stupid lungs out,

both booze, both love twat, both love to fly first class and create lots of carbon emissions,

both torture each other

... .and that is the ideal combination for a dysfunctional relationship.

Stay stoned Lindsay!"

That "girl" looks like a desperate 50 yo hooker in search of fast clients for a BJ...

Is her type considered "cute" in that rat's nest called EL LAY?

Lindsay needs peace, according to her mother. HA! Who is the biggest "whore-out-my-kids" stage mother around? Look at how she tried and tried to market Ali and that girl is so pitifully talentless that even Moneywood wouldn't bite.

Who's fault is all this, Mama Lohan???

Moonlight I couldn't have said it any better.Bravo!! And I second that!!!

Flash your minds back 17 years to when the difficult-to-work-with crazybitches-du-jour were Shannon Doherty, Sean Young, Linda Evangelista and Winona Ryder. Flash-forward to the present day and ask yourselves: whatever happened to them?

Blohan is just a coke-bump on the pop-culture superhighway. She'll fall off of the covers of US and People and into oblivion when a newer, prettier head-on collision appears on the scene.

Is Ho catholic?
If so, it all makes sense now.
All catholic girls go batshit crazy for a while.

Man, I do NOT look forward to having to look at a 35 year old Lindsay Lohan. That ain't gonna be pretty.

And 35 is not even old!

My fav line from Dina is: "She is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace".

Sh*t, if she wants to live her life in peace, ship her off to a friggin' remote island where we never have to look at her again.

I'll leave her in peace when she (and her entire family) leave me in peace...by not opening their traps every 30 seconds and sticking their faces in front of every camera on the planet.

If she REALLY wants to be left alone it's easy.

#1 stop being a whore.
#2 Stop Tweeting everything you do.
#3 Stop stealing shit
#4 - stop doing drugs & booze
#5 - stop going to clubs and making an ass of yourself
#6 - stop stalking Sam
#7 - just.f**king.stop.

For someone who complains about the vile, opportunistic paparazzi and media exploiting her daughter for the entertainment of strangers, Dina Lohan seems to have done the best job of that herself, all the more since unlike the paparazzi who profiteer but aren't individually famous themselves, Dina not only profited but seems to want to parlay Lindsay's fame into greater notoriety for herself -- obviously because she's got some desperate, unfulfilled aspirations and is going through some midlife crisis where she seeks validation that she's "still got it." And she's doing this to her younger daughter now, too.

She's got some nerve blaming the tabloid media. They are only reactors. People like Lindsay, her geriatric faced sister, and dumb whore mother are the ones with the initiative and giving the media ammunition to work with.

I love how White Oprah always defends Hohan by her age it used to be "she's just a child" then "she just turned 18, college age, give her a break". Now its "she's only 23 and..." Next thing you know it will be "she's just 30 years old, she has a lot of growing to do".

F*cking Retard.

I go to grad school in Camden, NJ which is frequently ranked the #1 most dangerous city in the country- so I am expert on crackwhores. And I gotta say, the crackwhores I've come across look a shit ton cleaner and more put together than Lindsay Lohan.

how to look 45 when you are 23...don't eat, don't sleep, do tons of drugs, sleep with anything with a pulse...and viola...you have a torn up Lindsay. She makes a crack ho on skid row look downright classy...and the piece de resistance...crabs in your eyebrows and scalp!!

Wow, are you desirable!!

(just polished off another duoble Long Islad Ice Tea and I have to tell all of you againn):

ell the sun has already come up here in Merrick new York and I may have had 2 orr 3or 4 or 5 too many Long Islad Ice Teas but all I nneed to tell all you is what I tell Linds

and that's if she gives me some grandkids with Sam I'll be the happpiest grandmother in Merrick

I know Lindsay promotes that self-tanner , but, honestly, it looks awful on her. She has extremely fair skin and it makes her look orange. In addition, the spots she misses (or where the self-tanner has washed off) are quite noticeable. Tip from a fellow fair-skinned woman - stop self-tanning, get the hell out of the sun and be proud of your peaches-n-cream complexion. Skin cancer and wrinkles are no joke.

she could be a pornstar she will make a lot of money besides everyone have seen her boobs and her crotch so that wouldnt be a problem for her..so lindsay please go make some adults movie cuz hollywood dont want to u anymore athoer then this low budget movie hhhehe..

the flab and the sag.....nice look

bananna tits!

SAM AND LILO...
our very own queer Whitney and Bobby

Read the comments about her from any other website and they all say the same thing; that she is a strung out skank who needs to get her life together. Is EVERYONE wrong???

FUCKING COKEHEAD!

Not sure if it is coke-meth maybe?

white oprah could never accept the fact that she wasn't anything special,
so she had to live vicariously through lindsay,seeing lindsay as an extension of herself for a time helped her to avoid the reality that she's really a NOBODY,now with lindsay's steep decline and obvious failure,white oprah is trying to hang on tooth and nail.All the lying and stupid comments for publicity doesn't change the facts,
white oprah IS a FAILURE.

Why is she always grabbing her hair? Her make up is too orange. It makes her look dirty and old... why are photogs interested in someone who has no talent and no style.

I love to watch this train wreck. Watching Britney was sad because she was so sick. But LOWhan is SO hateable...
She is rude. She thinks she is entiled to be a total bitc#. She is a liar and a thief. I will keep coming here to hate on her every chance I get because she truly deserves it. The girl is pathetic pond scum. TRUE FACTS

hey 7:10 and others, lemma repost this so you know whatt is UP with me!!!!

(just polished off another duoble Long Islad Ice Tea and I have to tell all of you againn):

Well the sun has already come up here in Merrick new York and I may have had 2 orr 3or 4 or 5 too many Long Islad Ice Teas but all I nneed to tell all you is what I tell Linds

and that's if she gives me some grandkids with Sam I'll be the happpiest grandmother in Merrick

7 26 "I love to watch this train wreck. Watching Britney was sad because she was so sick. But LOWhan is SO hateable..."

you SO hit the nail on the head!!

She is predictable. She humiliates herself at least once a week. Good thing she is so stupid. If she had any brains and realized how empty and gross she is, she would probably cut herself properly and bleed out.

At least she knows everyone hates her; she said it to US Magazine that she was alone and had no friends. It's because she steals from everyone, does coke to wake up and is a nasty mean strung out junkie. No one feels sorry for you anymore Lindsay. Go to rehab and you'll get some sympathy, but you really need a 5150.STAT!!!

Who steals a $15,000 fur coat at a party and then walks around wearing it so the photos are all over the tabloids? Like the girl wasn't going to figure it out? Not only a klepto, but an entitled retard. Bad combo...entitled retard strung out on coke. And Michael Jackson went before her?

I agree it is so entertaining watching this trainwreck. Britney was sad to watch but since this junkie is such a c*nt; we all at our LA office have a pool on when she's going to OD, when she's going to beg to get in dykie's house, how late she's going to stay out partying and how long before she gets a job. She's promoting milkshakes?? What's next? Valtrex? What a loser.

I can't believe Dina called her a genius. It's one thing to try to protect your cub, but get real....
Lindsay's IQ is probably around 72 (and thats after about 3 redbulls).

11:28 blah, blah, blah. dont get your panties in a knot. 9:45 was not taking credit for the Rodriguez offer. Read 9:45 again. Post is about 9:45 posting previously, like three weeks ago, about good new from Lindsay. By the way, DeNero has NOT signed yet.

Dina called her a genius, because compared to Dina, Michael, Ali, and that fat Cody, she is a genius. They are all TOTAL retards, and Lindsay is a strung out retard. There you have it.

Lindsay is beautiful and talented. TRUE FACT.

Dina has hardly protected her cub, exploited is more like it.She's also protecting her own interest..she's Lindsay's bitch and relies on her for financial support.
She'll end up like all pushy stage mothers..cut-off,broke,strung-out and alone in a seedy welfare hotel.
Much like Dina herself..Karma's a b*tch.

"Seeing britney spears when i was 13 years old i was like i want to be chased by the paparazzi! Little did i know that it would actually happen. It's so strange and surreal. I also prefer london over america because the people there are less judgemental."

Scrawny fcking whore aint good for nothin unless she's got her legs open. Even at that, she'd be lucky to get five dollars unless she puts some meat on those drug-addled bones.

BITCH!

Clock strikes upon the hour
And the sun begins to fade
Still enough time to figure out
How to chase my blues away
Ive done alright up till now
Its the light of day that shows me how
And when the night falls the loneliness calls

Chorus:
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

Ive been in love and lost my senses
Spinning through the town
Sooner or later the fever ends
And I wind up feeling down
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last
So when the night falls
My lonely heart calls

Chorus:
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

Somebody who somebody who
Somebody who loves me
Somebody who somebody who
To hold me in his arms oh
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last
So when the night falls
My lonely heart calls.

Chorus:
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

Ohhhh,ohhhh
Come on baby, haha
Yea
Now get with this

Don't you wanna dance
with me baby?
Don't you wanna dance
with me boy?
Don't you wanna dance
with me baby?

With somebody who loves me.

Don't you wanna dance say you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance?
Don't you wanna dance say you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance?
Don't you wanna dance say you wanna dance?
Uh huh. With somebody who loves me.

Scrawny fcking whore aint good for nothin unless she's got her legs open. Even at that, she'd be lucky to get five dollars unless she puts some meat on those drug-addled bones.

BITCH!

Chorus:
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

Somebody who somebody who
Somebody who loves me
Somebody who somebody who
To hold me in his arms oh
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last
So when the night falls
My lonely heart calls.

Chorus:
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

Ohhhh,ohhhh
Come on baby, haha
Yea
Now get with this

Don't you wanna dance
with me baby?
Don't you wanna dance
with me boy?
Don't you wanna dance
with me baby?

With somebody who loves me.

Don't you wanna dance say you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance?
Don't you wanna dance say you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance?
Don't you wanna dance say you wanna dance?
Uh huh. With somebody who loves me.

This aint the Whitney thread dipshit.

I had sex with a goat last night. TRUE FACT

I had sex with a goat last night. TRUE FACT

Let's all dance and celebrate Lindsay's beauty and talent. TRUE FACT.

I had sex with a goat last night. TRUE FACT

I had sex with a goat last night. TRUE FACT

I suck cock and love taking fat dicks up my ass. TRUE FACT

Lindsay is the best. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay's hairline is more receded than that of my grandfather. TRUE FACT

Danny is really Ali Benjamin Buttons and everyone knows it. Ali posts like crazy here to take away from the fact that everyone hates Lindsay, prays for her to OD, and knows she's a strung out junkie who steals to feed her drug habit because she can't get a job. Offered a role with Robert Deniro?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Not happening...EVER!Nice try Ali Benjamin Buttons!!

Lindsay's hairline is more receded than that of my grandfather. TRUE FACT

"I don't drink, i don't do drugs and i never lie. This is who i really am. I love to act write and want to play characters where i would send positive messages to people to help inspire them. I wish that people would just leave my personal life alone because it really is not that interesting. Then i could land a great role and win an oscar but all of the sicko fans out there and their obsession over me is really distracting. All of my dreams are possible if people would stop making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person."

Gross losers have no life. Thanks 4 stalking me. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay's skull was crushed between SaMAN's thighs; that's why she's so stupid. TRUE FACT

Lindsay couldn't get a job at McDonalds. True Fact. She barfs up all her food after her drug binges.

Lindsay is awesome. TRUE FACT

9:27 Who is Al Buttons???

Lindsay couldn't get a job at McDonalds. True Fact. She barfs up all her food after her drug binges.

Lndsay is going to be "host" of a hardware store opening today

Lindsay laughs about fans like me.
TRUE FACT

Lindsay laughs about fans like me.
TRUE FACT

I am tired of helping danny and danny's cat get off. I want someone new like lindsay because danny fantasizes about her all of the time.

Lindsay is a talented superstar. TRUE FACT.

Twa@tter is a way for regular people to pretend they are celebrities and stalk Lindsay. I am Not on Twa@tter. TRUE FACT.

Tw@atter sucks azz. TRUE FACT.

Poor Danny...
Poor delusional Danny.
Someone needs to rescue that poor Cat of his.
Crack head firecrotch would skin that sucker and make some more ugly ass open toe booties with it.
TRUE FACT dumb ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....now that is funny

Ali "Benjamin Buttons" refers to her sister Ali who has the Benjamin Button disease; aging backwards. Even though Ali is 15, she looks 65. Go read the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Lindsay and Danny's cat are BFFs. TRUE FACT.

Yeah Danny. Scuzzy Linds comes over to your trailer to pet your pussy all the time. Sure Danny. You need to go outside once in a while and go for a hike or something. Go shopping, read a book, GET LAID.....by another human if possible.

Ugly losers are jealous of beautiful Lindsay.
We all knew that.
But why are they jealous of Danny?
They must have empty lives.

Who in God's name would be jealous of a strung out junkie who's about to OD ANY DAY?? Who would be jealous of a pathetic piece of trailer trash who turned into a dyke because she snorted all her money? Who would be jealous of someone embroiled in several lawsuits stemming from the fact they are a kleptomaniac and steal all the time from others? Who would be jealous of an anorexic bullimic who barfs when she puts food in her mouth? Who would be jealous of someone who has a balding head and receding gum line from drug use? Who would be jealous of someone who can't control their body odor? Who would be jealous of someone who has to lick Saan's rotten snat*h? Who would be jealous of someone who can't get a job to save her life, not even at McDonalds? Who would be jealous of someone who has white trash for parents who pim*s them out at EVERY opportunity? Who would be jealous of someone who has a dad that shows his gross buldge with too tight pants? Who would be jealous of someone who's dad has a record for beig a skeevat? Who would be jealous of someone with a fat ginge brother? Who would be jelaous of someone who the WORLD thinks is a joke? Who would be jealous of someone who gets letters from directors telling her she has no work ethic and is late to the set everyday? Who would be jealous of someone who drives drunk STILL after being arrested for a DUI? Who would be jealous of someone who publicly humiliates themselves day in and day out? ANSWER: NO ONE!!!!!!

Only 23 and her bobs sag. TRUE FACT

Only 23 and her boobs sag. TRUE FACT

Young WORKING actresses like Scarlett, Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson, Keira Knightly, Christina Ricci etc do not go to clubs every night stay out until 4:00 am, go to rehab and have lesbian girlfriends. TRUE FACT

Young WORKING actresses like Scarlett, Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson, Keira Knightly, Christina Ricci etc do not go to clubs every night stay out until 4:00 am, go to rehab and have lesbian girlfriends. TRUE FACT

Young WORKING actresses like Scarlett, Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson, Keira Knightly, Christina Ricci etc do not go to clubs every night stay out until 4:00 am, go to rehab and have lesbian girlfriends. TRUE FACT

Hey 10:51, You are right, the LowHAN haters aren't jealous. They are just observant. The reality of it all is she truly is a gross douchebag. Any remnants of talent she had have been sucked out of her by the drugs and her own leechy neediness. She is a succubus who exhausts everyone in her sphere. You can practically see her rotting from the inside out. Very sad really.

Lindsay is the dark side of Hollywood.

By CANADA

I had sex with a goat last night. TRUE FACT

I had sex with a goat last night. TRUE FACT

Google "duck lips" and Lindsay Lohan comes up. TRUE FACT

Google "duck lips" and Lindsay Lohan comes up. TRUE FACT

Stop being mean to Cody. He is not fat. TRUE FACT.

LiLo is supertalented. TRUE FACT.

Lilo the stalker on the doorstep - again

Hi Danny,
This is Lindsay. Thank you for defending me from these jerks. They are so mean to me. I am a nice person and do not deserve to be treated like this. Please buy Sevinyne. I need some new boots and deodorant.

Hi Lindsay. You are the greatest and I am your numero uno fano supero. TRUE FACTO.

I look better than her. TRUE FACT

beautiful woman :)

Wow! She sure is dried out and fugly at such a young age! It's only a steep downhill for her now!

THANK GOD...THIS LOSER HAS FINALLY LEFT NEW YORK...IT SMELLS BETTER ALREADY!!!!