Lilo Loves To Lick

she is such a fucktard. die already.

What the hell is she wearing???? SHE is supposed to be some kind of fashion forward trendsetter???? NOT. She always dresses like she is wearing a thrifty purchase from the Salvation Army store.

She looks more and more like a $20 an hour curb crawler with a nasty Crystal Meth problem...

She looks like a Southeastern lizard, circa 1987.

AND let's not get into the power bottom ass lips on her face or her glitter-meister friend's Jackie Collins-approved bedroom slippers.

9:13 Couldn't have said it better!

Lindsay is so strung out they need a new word for strung out.

Her skank sister needs to be in f*cking SCHOOL.

With all the shopping this junkie does, perhaps someone could talk her into purchasing a bar of soap.

Another day of Lilo being the hardest working person she knows (tell that to all other actresses of her generation who are actually on movie sets all summer for more than ONE afternoon.)

Ugh all these Hollywood girls hang out with the UGLIEST GAY GUYS!!! I don't get it!

Hiding your eyes is not going to take away that atrocious outfit Lindsey. I don't know why you insist on dressing like a $2 truck-stop hooker.

You used to be so cute. This look is not helping with your comeback.

Mean Girls is coming on TBS tonight...I may watch it in memory of when you used to be hot.

What does she shop for? She never wears nice stuff.

So now Linds is officially on the ho stroll.

LMAO at her pimp's leopard-print slippers.

Big Sisters of America - this gal needs a big sister is a big way. Her mother and father are useless. She needs help. If Britney is done with her dad for now maybe Lilo can borrow him for a year or so.

the hooker style is a b ig trend on the rise, however I'd love to see LL wear somehting else. BTW Ali is turning in to a very beautiful young woman!

HERE IS PRAYING THAT YA'LL GET CANCER OF THE ASS HAHAHAHA OOO AND YOUR KIDS AND PARENTS TOO...THE LONG PAINFUL KIND HAHAHAHAHAH~!!!!

No muscle tone in the legs. Will turn to flab in a feW years. Her lifestyle is taking its toll. She looks much older than 23.

No muscle tone in the legs. Will turn to flab in a feW years. Her lifestyle is taking its toll. She looks much older than 23.

No muscle tone in the legs. Will turn to flab in a feW years. Her lifestyle is taking its toll. She looks much older than 23.

9.39 are you on crack?
Fact is honey, that people get on her case because she looks like shit all of the time and leads a destructive lifestyle. Not because they are bored with thier lives. No one (well, not many) actually hate her. Just disgusted with a totally wasted life and talent. Li-Low could have been on top of the world, but has blown it with her self-indulgent life style. She has been given opportunities most young girls would die for and throws them away. That is the true facts.

Wow, it takes a lot of effort to look that trashy.

All Blowhan needs now is a portable stripper pole.

Yeah people hate her because she's hateful and exploitative, and bad people are rewarded and enriched by the media. Good people are offended by this.

Enough with the boots and shorts. She looks ridic.

I LOVE that shes goin' bald.

Okay Lindsay. Time to go away for a while. What bald head Britney was to gas stations and Starbucks, you are to every cloting store and nightclub nationwide. Go the hell away girl and reevaluate what's left of your career and life.

9:40 "she looks pretty normal here."

-wearing hooker boots in August

-b*tch doesn't even have a car to pick her ass up anymore

-her new anus lips

-AND STOP WITH THE CHEAP EXTENSIONS & GET A GODDAMN HAIRCUT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

THAT STRAW MANE THAT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR SCALP LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON ITS LAST LEGS!

No muscle tone in the legs. Will turn to flab in a feW years. Her lifestyle is taking its toll. She looks much older than 23.

Project Runway last night--McCrackle Head ruined it for me.

Imagine this hot mess telling people what looks good where fashion is concerned!!!

Next thing we know, she will be telling addicts how to stay sober.

Bitch, please.

10.04 The correct word is: affect
From dictionary.com:
Usage note:
Affect and effect, each both noun and verb, share the sense of “influence,” and because of their similarity in pronunciation are sometimes confused in writing. As a verb affect1 means “to act on” or “to move” (His words affected the crowd so deeply that many wept); affect means “to pretend” or “to assume” (new students affecting a nonchalance they didn't feel). The verb effect means “to bring about, accomplish”: Her administration effected radical changes. The noun effect means “result, consequence”: the serious effects of the oil spill. The noun affect1 pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, is a technical term in psychology and psychiatry. Affect is not used as a noun.

Still laughin' @ pic 6!

She must be going to Octomom's lip doc! Nasty!

10.25 What? Some brainless producer thought it would be a good idea to put Li-Low on project runway? WTF? Trying to kill the show? NO ONE in their right mind would listen to ANY advice given by this mess about anything......hahahahah

Lindsay & Ali = beautiful,wealthy,talented,busy,happy,successful.

Ugly losers = jealous,angry,uneducated,boring,lazy.

10:27 sooooo LOL!!!!

(proving once again us "haters" hve the most fun with the commenting and are by far the wittiest.

Get a grip out there all you BloHo Pollyanna fans..she is a nasty,addicted lesbo after all (ever hear her deny it?)

The twat twitters where she's going and then wonders why the paps are there.

I realize she's not a mMnsa member but goddamn, is she THAT stupid?

I can't begin to start on that ridiculous outfit and her new anus lips. Would she pleeeease go back to L.A.--she is embarrassing NYC.

I like Lilo, she is doing well!And people are alllowed to dress the way they want!

10:25 #1

Agree---i stopped watching project runway when hohan appeared.

that show has jumped the shark anyway. NYC is the fashion capital, not skanky, phony LA.

love the shoes and especially the shades on the dude, rocket hot....

All of Lilo's fans will LOVE the photos at fadedyouth under "LL Puckers For Retail"

"Makeup-free, with plumper than plump lips, Lindsay Lohan was spotted enjoying a shopping spree in New York City on Wednesday (August 19).

In what can only be described as another display of erratic behaviour, the 23-year-old starlet could be seen trying on outfit after outfit for over three hours while shopping at INA boutique."

While other actresses are actually WORKING ON MOVIE SETS week after week, Bloho is busy shopping,smoking and not getting invited to any NYC parties.

GOOOOOOOO Linds!!!!

I used to think this ho was going to OD, but now I believe she won't. She'll pull a Keith Richards and get very old, haggard and ugly.

Maybe she can be a character actress with her old busted face.

We already knew she likes it!!!

She needs a break after 10 minute Machete shooting schedule.

So, so trashy, and So, so pathetic!

She needs a break after 10 minute Machete shooting schedule.

Great to see BloHo is eating well--greasy pizza (as she shopped for clothes) and sugary SnoCone filled with artificial dyes.

Think a fresh tomato ever crossed her Octo-Mom lips?

She used to be famous for being an actress...These days, all she is famous for is being the BIGGEST JOKE on the planet...I wonder how many people she's
f***** to get these one or two line movie rolls...I hope she doesn't get anymore movie jobs...I hate to think this could potentially become the new hollywood look (i.e. truck stop whore)...

11.36 Awww Jeeze...truck stop hos look better and healthier than this twat.

Why didn't she attend Charlotte Ronson's event the other night in New York? Samantha was there djing, you would think Lindsay would attend being her girlfriend.

wow, she looks so trashy. She can sort of get away with that look in L.A, but not in New York. It seems to highlight even more how trashy her image is. Those boots!! ewww.

I love how the people on the street could not care LESS about her or the cameras. Makes me proud to be a New Yorker.

Now that Ali has had her boob job, I can't wait until she is 18 going on 40 just like "big sis".

12.02 sitting here on my miniature pony thinking,"Yes, I am great!" By the way, what are you doing here? You are just as "hung up" as the rest. You are a hypocrite.

Bored with this thread. Moving on to the Michael Jackson thread about Mark Lester giving him his spearm. It's more fun to bash dead people anyway.

11:40:

Bloho didn't attend the CR party or "September Issue" premiere or any of the 2 dozen A-list private parties in NYC this week because we (New Yorkers) all know she is a friggin' L.I. White Trash bimbo with a d-list career.

That doesn't cut it here.

Linds,go back to phony L.A. and cry your dyke's doorstep.

I love NYers. So honest.

i suggest to those people who does nothing just to do character assasination... all of you just go to hell

DEVASTATING PHOTOS OF LILO at tmz and splash:

Lindsay Lohan -- Cop Drama at the Deli Shop

"Lindsay Lohan went ballistic last night after she "lost" her precious cell phone in a NY deli -- a situation so dire, she dragged the NYPD to the scene"
THESE photos show what make-up, long shots and Photoshop hide.

What a mess (with a truck driver's voice and massive B.O to boot)

GET OUTTA NYC LOSER!!!

12:39 Get lost lady.
If you or Lilo can't take the heat off the public sphere, get the hell out of public view!

Hey Bloho, Julia Roberts is in town too---but she is WORKING on location in Brooklyn everyday. (And looking way more glamorous than you will ever even dream of being.)

TMZ pics from last night are beyond the point of devastating--pathetic and sad come to mind.

(but again, Lilo inspires NO SYMPATHY, as she blows a gasket and calls the cops--this is NYC, the guy had no idea who she were, it didn't matter and he was being careful before just handing over a cellphone to someone--she probably looked and smelled so bad ,he thought she was a street ho.)

Okay, it's a slow TGIF afternoon at the office, so we googled "Lindsay Lohan urinate" & this is what I found:

ww. moejackson. com/lindsay-lohan-pees-herself

It's from back in 2005, but I think it safe to say that's she probably done it a few more times since then.

I love the x17 video of BloHo shopping in Soho and all the New Yorkers walking by and not giving a flying f*ck who the blonde bimbo is. And she is trying OH SO HARD to be a celebrity presence.

NYC doesn't really respond to LOSERS.

Last night, Charlotte Ronson launched her “I Heart Ronson” for JC Penny line at Chelsea’s Pier 60.

The likes of Mischa Barton, HIlary Duff, Olivia Thirlby, Sean Lennon to Jules Kirby and Ali Wise were all able to by pass the scrutiny of Seventh House PR.
Also present were those with family ties AKA Djs Samantha and Mark Ronson and Annabelle Dexter-Jones.

MIA: Lilo and Ali Lohan (just like the night before, when all of A-list was at premiere of "September Issue" and fab after-party.)

Memo to Lilo: You are out of your league in NYC.

the ny post photos are brutal... 23 and her forehead is totally wrinkled.

She needs to Botox her
forehead and forget plumping the lips.

She could not imagine the deli worker not knowing who she is lol

Her arrogance and sense of self-importance is pathetc

She is uneducated, immature and very shallow.

Londsay, Paris, the Kardashians, Brittney and Jessica Simpson should disappear.

Wow, it takes a lot of effort to look that trashy.

All Blowhan needs now is a portable stripper pole.

Hey, Linds, Did you enjoy missing the party last night? We all snickered about, oops, we mean, talked about you last night.

Hope you calmed down from your deli drama.

We won't, oops, we mean, we will miss you at tonight's party.

Say "he,he'he" to Ali.

The only fun at looking at her pics anymore is doing dot to dot on all of the blow on her clothes....

get-rid-of-list:
Parisite
Bloho
Jordan
Miley
Spears
Vadge
Goopy


feel free to add on or revise

Why is it that everytime I see HoHan I get the impression she smells like vomit and diarrhea?

The jealous losers will never go away.
They can't stand beautiful successful people like Lindsay.
They need to criticize superior people.

Because of Lindsay,Project Runway got it's biggest audience.

An important message to the hateful shallow losers on here-JESUS LOVES YOU ! NO NEED TO VENT YOUR RAGE ON DEAR LILO WHO HAS DONE YOU NO HARM; YOUR CONDITION WILL NOT IMPROVE AS IS EVIDENCED BY THE FACT THAT YOU REPEAT THE SAME NONESENSE ON EVERY LILO POST AND THE PAIN IS NOT ASSUAGED.

THIS GIRL HAS A LIFE UNLIKE MANY OF YOU; SHE MAY CHOOSE TO SPEND IT ANY WAY SHE WISHES -THAT IS HER RIGHT.

btw,the fact that she did not attend charlotte's launch is no loss not when she can be in the co. of real designers and models on project runway!! cr is smalltime to lindsay. cr was the loser in not having linds there -she would have given the event a much higher orofile than it achieved.

her new gay is seriously workin those leopard moccasins out!! good for him baby I would prob rock them only inside the house cuz theyr like seriously too much. his sunglasses are fug though...

You above, what are you talking about?!!!

"This girl has a life unlike many of you"...

Dear, YOU are in the same position that we are. You're no celebrity either, and being a "regular person" doesn't mean you don't have a life, okay! You too judge and insult people by calling us "hateful shallow losers"... with no life. So let me tell YOU something: JESUS LOVES YOU TOO! Look at yourself and your behavior before spitting on others. The way you judge people, the same way you will be judged. That part is also written in the Bible.

Ont thing, I agree we have better to do than sitting here in front of our computers and criticize rich people losing their mind.

She looks like she has rabies or something like that! She has the face of a snarling sewer rat!

1:36 why dont you post a photo of your face so we can see the person who dares to so describe beautiful Linds.

Go ahead! I dare you you fugly loser!

Look for BloHo lap and pole dancing in Atlantic City tonight as Sam DJs at Mur Mur at The Borgata.

7:34 I'm actually OK looking, lots of friends say hot.

But you would be sorely disappointed--cuz I don't look like a street crack-whore. Sorry.

THANK GOD...THIS LOSER HAS FINALLY LEFT NEW YORK...IT SMELLS BETTER ALREADY