Lindsay Loves Working With Cash's "Beautiful Wifey"

GO LINDSAY ¡¡
YOU'RE THE BEST ¡¡

Well I hope his "beautiful wifey" has had all her shots! Oh wait she's herped out...I guess they are a perfect pair then.

I can't really see Jessica having much to say to Lindsay. I hope all goes well for Lindsay's sake. She desperately needs to do something to revive her career.

Except that she was on the set with her. Lindsay was obviously having drug hallucinations. See Cash Warren's twitter.

She was NOT on the set with her. See Cash Warren's twitter.

Obviously, Lindsay is having drug hallucinations. (and I can't type.)

Lilo tweets Cash Warren:
"i'm on set with your beautiful wifey." "shoot is going great!"

and then "you should come visit!"

Lindsay also said she thought she heard them say Jessica's name on one of the PA's but then said she was sorry, she was mistaken that she had been up since 6:00am which was not normal for her lol. I really dont see what's so news worthy about her slip up. Seems like she's enjoying being on set and being here in Austin. Wish I could get her autograph while she's in town!

Love ya Linds wish ya all the best but please lay off the twitter!!

You need to get your career going sans the drama- dont give Nicole Charlotte and co ammunition to attack you with and get Sam jealous.

We your fans have enjoyed the drama- free past weeks!!keep it up!!!

Lindsay is beautiful as always.

Lohan will self-destruct...her life is a joke

Goooooooooooooooooooo Linds ;)

this girl is dysfunctional in every way,just cementing the fact that white oprah is a failure at everything,and surely could only have been created down below.her return there will not be soon enough.

Got Pills?

This is a nice opportunity. If she screws this up it will be the last. Rodriguez's films always have a following.

Jess will not go on the set with Blo-han there her part is very small and jess will NOT be on the same set as her

There is also a buzz in hollywood that they might cut her from the movie they will decide that after they film her and see how it came out the buzz also is due to her balding hair and that her extentions wont stay on there is to many bald spots on her scalp

good luck blo-han your annoying loud mouth and butt smoking skank that will probly be asked to leave the set..

They are wondering why the movie set smells like rotten tuna.

Yuck, Lohan is such a loser.

So is the director who cast her in this movie no one's gonna see now.

Sad that Lindsay used to be a pretty girl and now she looks older than Alba.

Lindsay & Ali sure know how make the losers angry and weepy.

newsinfilm on twitter today: Machete filming right now on 6th street in Austin, TX. Lindsay Lohan and Robert De Niro.

(this must be a dream for linds to work with the legendary de Niro - it's sooo great for her).

i'm excited about machete ! I'm a big Rodriquez fan (director) and Tarrentino is gonna produce it. And then Lindsay in their movie makes it complete.

Lindsay plays a 'socialite with a penchant for guns', named April.

soooo great to see her on set again - and she has to film 3 movies.
I love her, she's a talented actress and ppl in hollywood know that.

LiRo, coolest actress on earth. FACT.

6:46 Is Goat Boy Danny. TRUE FACT

Splashnewsonline has a topic about Lilo (with set pics Machete)

7.03 fadedyouthblog has story/photos too !

LOVE YA LINDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew you idiots would make another blonde Lindsay post now she is out of town. Effing Losers!!!

Goat Boy (NOT DANNY) needs therapy.

I am Goat Boy. Sex is pleasurable but I have not tried it with a human TRUE FACT

I am Goat Boy. Sex is pleasurable but I have not tried it with a human TRUE FACT

I am Goat Boy. Sex is pleasurable but I have not tried it with a human TRUE FACT

The movie set smells like rotten tuna

Lindsay is young she is learning from her mistakes but she does seem to really love Sam..honestly I think Sam is one of those mates that does not love Linds like Linds loves sam if that makes sense....

someday she will learn but until then let her learn like we all have to do....she has a good heart ....as far as Ms Sweden goes ...she herself cannot act, or do anything worth while including parenting her himshe that just won the UGLIEST TODDLER OF THE YEAR AWARD how sad that jessica alba has the ugliest kid in celeb town!
at least if Lilo has a kid it will be adorable!

WTF happened to jessica alba she is so disgusting looking, i guess motherhood just does not agree with her ever since she had her kid she has gone down hill more and more each day she has lost her looks and she ill not get them back EVER!

two thumbs up for Linds.....everything down for alba the loser!

jessica might be cash's wifey for now but honestly there is nothing beautiful about jessica at all

Compared to the dirty mutthag Blohan, well, Alba is lightyears hotter. She's a parent and doesn't go out getting drunk, stealing from people, and abusing prescription drugs! She's an established star, where Blohan has to snap at crumbs thrown her way! Blohan will drag this film down with her stupidity and incompetence!

time for lindsays photographers to take a holiday!!! gud luk linds, u will be great, xxx

the pics of Lilo on set---what a joke!!!

She so looks like a meth-head out of her element and also ridiculous with her retarded sister following her around everywhere.

And already, some priceless twitter from stylists and assistants on set about how scuzzy, smelly and coarse-mouthed Bloho is...


This is gonna be so fun to sit back and watch.....go Bloho!!!! We love how stupid and needy you are!!!!!


(oh, and the twitters about how horrible her scalp really looks! Mean, but so enjoyable to read!!!)

stupid Lilo, Again, she is clueless about how much she is laughed at AND RIDICULED IN THE BUSINESS.

No, Jessica Alba is not on set this week--she is in L.A. with her gorgeous baby and husband---not sitting around set with a meth-head, d-list dyke who is hoping to revive her career at age 23.

Alba will blow Bloho out of the water with her sexiness and talent.


Shut the tweet up Lilo, Keep yor head down and just try notto embarrass yourself

(MORON fans---what else do you think she would tweet besides "the shoot is going great"??

That's what she said all through "Labor Pains'. Nitwits.

Jessica alba is not on the set of machete because she is on location making a movie called "valentine's day." The movie has a long list of people in it. Julia roberts, jennifer garner, jessica alba, jessica biel, anne hathaway, taylor swift, emma roberts, shirley maclaine, queen latifah, ashton kutcher, george lopez, bradley cooper, patrick dempsey, eric dane, topher grace, hector elizondo, and jamie foxx are all in the movie. Jessica alba was just photographed shooting her scenes for valentine's day so lindsay is completely full of it. Maybe she was just too high on whatever it is that she is on to realize that her mind is playing tricks on her. If you do not believe me then check out the photos of jessica alba on the set of valentine's day in beverly hills. Go to "gossip center" to see the photos for yourself.

makes sense...lindsay lohan,steven seagal and don johnson,if you're throwing a bone to has-been d-listers,to
give them bit parts in the same movie.
that and you can get them no problem and pay next to nothing.
will not be a travolta-like comeback,just another sign of how low blohan has fallen.

Latino review has read the script for "machete" and has torn robert rodriguez a new one because they say there is no story. Rodriguez went on to say "who cares if there is no story! This movie is about naked women and a dude mowing down people with a blade of death!" They then go on to rip rodriguez's career to pieces and chastise him for hiring lindsay. Machete is a super lean 87 page script. The review is a long one and it tells you pretty much everything that you need to know about the movie. Lindsay is not mentioned in it because her role is so small that it is not even worth mentioning. Michelle rodriguez has a much bigger role in it as someone who is constantly defending machete against those who would do him some harm. They gave the script a c- and think that the movie would have been better off going straight to dvd as it had originally been planned. They end the review by saying that the movie is a complete waste of time for rodriguez and that it would be a waste of your time if you were to go see this movie. If you want to read the entire review then go to latino review.

The pics at splashnewsonline LMFAO she is sooo gros!!! Ali looksso old not a young 15 yr old girl LMFAO to ali she looks like a fool following her skanky sister
Lohans are a joke and a half!!

I don't know why anyone listens to blohag any more. Alba was on another set and blohag was just looking at pictures on the internet and thought they were on her set. What a cvnt.

machette looks like a very low budget movie haha will not get any funds to back it up

At least she will be giving her tongue a break from the constant licking done to Sam. that is the only reason Sam keeps her around she knows her way around lyke dyke

Cash Warren did not respond to her tweets either. NO ONE IS LISTENING LINDSAY.

She sux raw sushi in the a$$

Look Lindsay got a job!!!!!

7:31. It is low budget as all of Rodriguez's films are but he does have a following. That said when final editing is done Lindsay will probably have less than 5 minutes in the entire film. She has a quirky part that she was cast at the last minute because she always has free time.

7:31. It is low budget as all of Rodriguez's films are but he does have a following. That said when final editing is done Lindsay will probably have less than 5 minutes in the entire film. She has a quirky part that she was cast at the last minute because she always has free time.

7:31. It is low budget as all of Rodriguez's films are but he does have a following. That said when final editing is done Lindsay will probably have less than 5 minutes in the entire film. She has a quirky part that she was cast at the last minute because she always has free time.

She in a movie that no one will see and then wonders why she cannot get good movie roles She is such a retard

She'll be hacked up in 5 seconds. Her shooting will be done by the end of today. Then we can see her prance around at countless shopping excursions by tomorrow.

Nothing changes. 7:06 and other losers will always be jealous
of the beautiful,talented,wealthy lovely Lohan sisters.
These perverts enjoy staring at the body of a 15 year-old girl.
They really should get a life.

I like goats TRUE GOATS

7:41am... Cash did respond, here u have:

@cash_warren: i'm on set with your beautiful wifey.. can't find her though, bad thunderstorms :(
2:26 PM Aug 12th from web in reply to cash_warren

@sevinnyne6126: you down in Austin? jess is in LA for the week but will be back down there this weekend. how's shoot goin? love thunderstorms
2:33 PM Aug 12th from web in reply to sevinnyne6126


@cash_warren: oh i thought that one of our pa's said her name. well i have been up since 6am, not normal for me lol
2:35 PM Aug 12th from web in reply to cash_warren

Lol. 6am is brutal - feel ur pain RT @sevinnyne6126: @cash_warren oh i thought that one of our pa's said her name. well i have been up s
...2:38 PM Aug 12th from UberTwitter

@cash_warren: shoot is going great! thunderstorms are the best, i miss ny for that reason.. they never happen in la :( you should come visit!
2:36 PM Aug 12th from web in reply to cash_warren

@sevinnyne6126: def coming to visit! danny trejo is the sh*t! LA doesn't get thunderstorms but earthquakes, fires and floods r enough...lol
2:43 PM Aug 12th from UberTwitter in reply to sevinnyne6126

Lindsay's scene will probably be shot in about 2 or 3 days

GOOD LUCK MY DARLING
YOU ARE THE BEST EVER!
TAKE CARE&SHOW UP

GOOD LUCK MY DARLING
YOU ARE THE BEST EVER!
TAKE CARE&SHOW UP

GOOD LUCK MY DARLING
YOU ARE THE BEST EVER!
TAKE CARE&SHOW UP

X17 THE WEBSITE STUCK AND SEND 2 POST....

Just figured out why Lilo's boobs are as saggy as a 50-year-old.....er girlfriend has been using them,sucking and etc.

Wow, loads of tweets (you have to do a bit searching because anyone on set has been asked not to twitter)

Most common comments about BloHo.:

-her friggin' freckles-seems like she has a zillion and they are UGLY. And deeply lined forehead.

-her balding and receding hairline-it's for real

-chain smoking---fingers stained and smelly of ciggies

-her coarse and obnoxious voice

-and finally, everyone is, "What is up with her 15 year old sister trailing her everywhere--and she (Ali) is impossible to hold a conversation with"

Anyway, hope she is there for awhile, cause L.A. air is a lot cleaner with her there and the stories and pics coming from the set are soooo rich with entertainment value!

August 14, 2009 4:31 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
SH ,SH, SH !!! YOU ARE VERY UGLY AND MOST PROBABLY YOU JEALOUS...

addicted to:

smoking,shopping, perscription drugs, street drugs, twitter, attention, shopping, booze, caffeine, lying

Wow, Bloho and her family, hanger-ons and lesbo GF....what fabulous role models.

7:08 Jealous?--NO....try, so close to the truth it hurts.

I've noticed there are the enemies of the Lohan sisters.
They are hateful,angry,jealous,negative,use poor grammar and dirty language.

Also there are the fans of the Lohans.
They are positive,happy,loving,use proper grammar and clean language.

Which group are you in?

C'mon x17 you've milked this thread as far as possible- time to start a new one!!!

eeewwwww....Bloho and Hospice-Sam hangin' in my NYC neighborhood this weekend---what trashy and haggard looking stoners...GO BACK TO L.A.!!!!!!

saw her in NY today ....Po' white trash, she looks like a Salem witch.