LiLo Wears Fur In France, Hangs With Pete Doherty's Ex

Is that her new boyfriend? ahahahaha

God she looks so bad.

Was Pete Doherty out scoring these "ladies of the evening" some of the "good stuff"? Sniff...sniff...sniff.

That grey jacket looks like real fur, just look at the linig.
BITCH.

she looks fat around her middle even in dark clothing

she has the "tired" look of a French hooker already.

Looks 40 in top picture
Bloated, not fresh or healthy looking, body getting bulky
Only 23 and her best days are 5 yrs behind her

Just a pathetic mess. Little wonder she is unemployable in film, music or fashion. She is about as relevant as Tila Tequila or Tara Reid.

Between the booze, meds/drugs, crazy hours and never working out or getting exercise she is aging fast.

Actress who want to get film parts take care of themselves. They hire private trainers or join clubs, watch their diet and get rest. Lindsay is a burn out. She looks unhealthy, does not have tight body and rarely looks fresh or clean.

Yeah!!! Lohan fully dressed in leather is HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Holy Shit the picture with petes girl, Is she wearing the head band to hide the fact that shes going bald? Go look at it again her forehead is huge and her hair line is so far back
Its scary

My bad its in the first picture sorry

Geez x17, this site is so slow...this is yesterday's news...Kenzo show was yesterday...whatever.

love the headband too; she looks lovely

5:48 now that you have pointed it out its freaky looking

the curtain has come down long ago on this hasbeen...time to leave the stage.

at 23..just desperate and sad.

Skanky

Great pics.
LILO's F*cking adorable.

The pictures in the gallery are Hilarious
Yes if she is hiding her reciving hair line with the head bands

She looks so f**ked up in the pictures

She's a washed up has-been at 23. That must really suck.

My god has she aged herself. She used to be cute,now she looks horrible

Stanky, skanky, twat. She needs to move to Canada.

Oooh la la Hawt ! dayum !

Another day of Laughing at Lindsay

can she get any cuter??? love the way she looks here?!?!

Who ever thinks she looks hot do yourself a favor and seek some help.She is far far far from hot.

Any advice to remove Canuk fail stench?

6:03 Ali shut your twat mouth.She used to be cute,Shes f**king Ugly just like you!
LL + Ali=The fugly sisters

Cant wait till she's back in LA on Thursday when everyone can laugh in her face.

Ali better shut her mouth before I get The Merrick girls on her ass again

Any advice to remove Canuk fail stench? It smells like rotten Gorgonzola.

Hey Lindz EVERYONE is laughing at you and your law suit.
Your a real freak show

Rude and crazy people post on this site.

6:14, isn't she though? Lindsay, lose the Stevie Nicks gypsy party look you crazy weed skeet. Stop trying to match your outfits to your personality-revolting is still not in.

Saw the short clip of her at Alan Carr's chattyman. Oh my, so so so so so cute. The way she giggles. I must say, she handled it really well. Love it!

Attempt to frame any more moms for kidnapping and murder?

I don't like any of the outfits! She freaking wears dead animals and I'm supposed to admire that?

Fave outfit is the one she was wearing today at CHANEL, the leather one. Looked so good in her. Girl has so many cool leather jackets, but this one was really dope.

LOL michael lohan is tweeting to himself if you go on his twitter page click on the ppl hes @ to
what a freakin asshole he is
Hes making klike hes talking to ppl

Oops, meant looked good ON her

@6:20 So you like fake laughs?
BTW everyone is laughing at that interview just wait till the 11th when it airs and its all over the internet.Alan made her looik like a asshole
Just like what you look like

Was that the show where he asked her if she was back to cokc ?
Doesn't she realize that she is not being respected ? Dumbass.

apparently Irina dated Freja before .. shes bi if im not wrong .. lindsay's new fling perhaps

What will she do tomorrow to further humiliate herself?

Cool knee pad leggings. April's rent is in the nearest alley.

LiLo better stay in the UK cause here in the USA everyone is laughing really hard at the law suit and she just may kill herself if she returns to the USA to see what comes her way
The Karma that awaits this one will be a huge smack in her face
It will be so Dope!

Are those pants her Blow Job Pants?
Zippers on the knees

Irian was bring her to a party so they could play "Pass The Pig" in France

Drug connection.

Lindz when you put the razor blade to your arm go for the vein this time add alot of pressure to it and make it happen.
Stop with the cry wolf shit

Let the blood flow out all over the room you are in

There certainly are Ugly Americans and 7:31 makes the case that there are Ugly Europeans. Blohan is just ugly and I wish she would stay in Europe, the Antarctic, or Hell for all I care!

7:31 Is the crackhead Michael Lohan who the fcuk said anything about living in Europe?
Mike boy needs to jump off the bridge like he teased us with a few months back

All Lohans need to make a family suicide pack

Agreed!! Lilo's TOO cute in the interview w/Carr. Cannot wait to see the whole interview........

So worn out, day shift hooker drug addict thieves are cute? What a loser you are! You must be juuuust like her, a slimy LOSER!

WHORE

My name is Maria and I just want to say that I am a 100% Loser.

She's ALWAYS funny & smart in television interviews. Carr is funny, Lohan too, good times.

7:51 Markus is in the House! Sorry your a gay fag and cant play "Pass The Pig" with your Puppet

hanging out with the euro A listers like pete (upstanding citizen) doherty's EX girlfriend....right there at the top...mean while at stella mccarntey's show....the z listers like her dad, and the top fashion models are hanging..... no Lohan though, what no invite?

8:00 Ment to say she Lies on every intetview

LOHANS IF YOU ANIT GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME

7:31 great clarification " if lindsay was smart".....ahahahahahahahahaha
she'll be back in whorewood stalking saman ronson soon..........lindsay just staying in europe to torture ronson...hahahahahaa

I"m still laughing "if lindsay was smart" ......god you can't pay for this sort of entertainment!

8:05 Im laughing really hard too

the EVER-SO-FASHIONABLE L. Lohan. Loved most outfits. Faves are dress at Viktor & Rolf show and the outfits she wore in Milan, the 2 dresses and harem pants.

Theres "NO" future for Lindsay Lohan as far as the eye can see

hottie

8:10 If you were in front of me it would be a coin toss if I would punch you in the face or spit in your face

Apparently, word of the day toilet paper was a worthwhile invention. The tacky product taught the uneducated ass at 7:51 how to use the word xenophobic. Panties still in a bunch from the Hurt Locker, huh?! Too bad.

Like interviews with her too. Normally we don't hear her speak, only pap vids in which she normally stays silent. We see another side of her during tv interviews, in a positive way. And most times she's all smiles during interviews. Think she's naturally a funny positive person. I'm looking forward to see the whole interview with him on tele!

Ha Ha Ha Lindz is now on here her hottie comments make her feel better
Lindz check out ALL of the sites and see what they say about you.You are the laughing stock of the world.Your broke ass is so laughable

See ya in LA when you OD cuz Samantha is so happy with her new Babe

8:15 I'm willing to hold her down while you toss the coin.

At least the pants cover her bruised legs, flabby thighs

Fur makes her look ugly and I don't just mean physically ugly. She's got so much potential, so much beauty wasted on ugly things.

8:20 The quarter is in Im bashing her in the face and "Loving It"
Wanna take a hit?

8:20 Dont worry I made sure the safety kid locks were on in the car while I bashed her face in, she cant throw us out of the car

8:23 I'll hold her for you and you can hold her for me. I can't promise I won't kick her in the ass a few times so clear your schedule. It will take awhile.

The Karma that will be hitting LL in the next week will be "Priceless"

All joking aside, she’s 23 and looks like what she is - a junkie, cutter. She and her family are human trash.

Karma has been bashing her in the face for 4 years.

8:30 Can you be a Crouch Kicker like her Daddy that would make me happy

LiLo would like it if you wore pointy boots and kicked her in the Crouch

8:36 I prefer calling her Daddy the Puta Punter.

8:30 Im the real Lindsay while you kick me in the crouch can you say "whos your Daddy" my dad always said that to me and mummy really doesnt let me have any daddy time and I miss that
Thanks The Real Lindz

LOL at 8:40, 2

8:40 Im Lindsay and me likey Daddy the Puta Punter is much sexier
Thanks my wild Daddy xooxoxoxox hugs and mawah from your little whore lindz

I'm reading L Chat. LOL who is the lobster person?

The Lohan and Ronson Thread - Part 7, pg. 210 Post #7350 ROTFL she looks like Mikey if he were a double chinned tranny!

My Dad told radaronline that he has "True Love" for me since were White Trailer Trash can I still blow him without anyone saying its gross??

8:48 I swear if that kind of story was true it wouldn't surprise me at all.

L Chat fan:

Girl's been spending too much times with the goats she is starting to freaking look like them.

ROTFL!!!

Did anyone see the Blow Job I was giving on egotastic?

While they hide the guys face cause that was my Dad

L Chat fan:

samantha exercised her double chin?

ROTFL!!!

lol 8:54 eww

L Chat is hilarious. They aren't as bat shit crazy a Britney’s sleuths but they're a close second.

Mummy said I should give up the Daddy shit
Daddy use to come in my room and Alis room while Mummy was passed out Drunk
Mummy says she never saw anything and that were both stupid c**ts

Icant sleep at nights just waiting for him to cum in

Ewwwwe ^a^ your L chat is sicking YUCK!!!!

LL=Lunatic Lohan True Fact!!!

Hmmm. Who is 9:14? Could it be the failed Canadian (cough) director who writes ^a^ you’re all alone? Why would she do something like that? Could it be because she thinks my name is Anne? Oops, did I forget to mention it’s my middle name? I mean, who in their right mind who tell the Canadian psychotic her name? No one!

I am pleased to announce, Lindsay has gotten herself into quite a pickel this time. The results of her lawsuit against E-Trade promise to slam her face into the ground. If her lawsuit survives summary dismissal proceedings, she is sure to face a very nasty deposition in which the plaintiffs lawyers will pummel her in every manner possible. She pokes fun at herself for being an alcoholic on Funny or Die, acknowledging a public perception of her as a drunk (and loser in other forms)and then files suit when another entity allegedly does the same. Aside from the fact that she cannot prove the intended subliminal message she asserts (her first name doesn't have that much distinct noteriety), her image is so tainted, the action is meritless on that basis alone. Moreover, she cannot possibly demonstrate economic damages because she has no career! The instant lawsuit is the finishing touch to her demise in show business.

So the lawsuit thing isn't going to pull in any cash? Cuz, my s*hit is gettin pretty stretched out.

Samantha!!!! Honey, I really love you. I want to hookup with you tonight. I'm hurtin for cash....I mean, oh gosh I just missed you so much.

Perhaps you’d like to write another one of your “holier than thou” rants.

It obvious you think it bothers me. Now that a friend and I have found an effective way to deal with you, I can clue you in on the joke. It was a joke! I didn’t bother to say anything sooner because it is one of many ways I have known you were behind the attacks.


March 12, 2008 12:24 AM

She thinks you’re a sanctimonious bitch.
She thinks I'm a holier than thou bitch.
HEY! Why do you get better billing?
I’m positively GREEN with envy
You know what they always say,
it isn't......

Hmmm. I wonder who has been behind the bizarre posts about 50 and 60 somethings? And who was write about a Canadian professor and hunting American PhDs? Who has been writing about American universities? Anyone want to guess?

Hey, come back, don't run away like that! Syphillis isn't that bad, really it's not. Markus, did he get away? Somebody get my f*uckin pills now!!! Hi, fans, everything is just great in whorehan land! xoxo

The only chick in Follywood yes Follywood who doesn't give a damn about what people think... she just does her own thing and to hell with the world...she's original and smoking hot...bring it on LL...kudos to you...rock on...

No guesses?

Okay, here are some cliff notes:

March 12, 2008 8:59 PM
Posted by: Chucky Cheese
“....she is a woman my mother's age (possibly in her late 60's) who holds a PhD in what might possibly be journalism....”

Hmmm. I wonder who has been behind the bizarre post?

January 31, 2010 11:12 AM
Posted by: zerO tolerancE
PHd

Hmmm. I wonder who was behind the bizarre post about a Humber professor of journalism? And who was behind two of these bizarre posts about a Harvard professor?

February 27, 2010 8:03 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
February 27, 2010 6:20 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
I am a professor at Harvard and I just LOVE Britney. She's GREAT!
Good night!

February 27, 2010 6:24 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
6:20 LOL. If you're a prof at Harvard what school? I went to Harvard as well. What do you teach?

February 27, 2010 6:26 PM
Posted by: prof at Harvard
6:24 Ethics & machine gun fighting in a dark corridor.

Hmmm. Who is the conspiracy theorist (cough) researcher who helped Sam Lutfi figure about a way to file a lawsuit against the Spears family? Do we need those links?

Who is the psychotic who attempted to frame a mom of kidnapping and murder?

No guesses?

Okay.

Who is the psychotic who posted as “kelly” on Britney’s BACK At The Salon Again? Who would fly into an uncontrollable rage about kidnapping and murder while writing about Jamie Spears?

Still no guesses? No need.

Some of us know who she is and have seen her uncontrollable rage and sleuthing obsession. I’m ecstatic she is no longer my problem. Please feel free to carry on sleuth. In fact, I insist!

10:14: The Canadian impresses me. How did she convince her shrinks to permit internet contact with people outside the ward, lol?

Schonheit, it's a mystery. Maybe someone should volunteer to "sleuth" the answer!

Last note to the sleuth:

I don’t give a rat’s ass if you are quietly lurking or have gone for the night. Sooner or later you will read this and get the message you should have stopped when you were told the last time. My only regret is having been too patient with you. As I said, you are no longer my problem. From this point forward, I will continue write broadly just to see you react (or not)and post your writings when necessary. Quid pro quo!

P.S.
Your inability to perform basic math is awesome!

Typos be damned!

10:33,:) Well if she hasn't already driven herself over the edge, I am confident that the Canadian is only a matter of inches away at this point. Oh, is this poor little nutcase Canadian going to bang louder on the rubber room door, lol. Nite. ;)

Oh and Schonheit,

One day I’m going to tell you about a simple typo I made while rewriting a post. It was a mistake I didn’t notice until after she made that bizarre announcement about my (cough) senior citizen status. After the 50-60 something rants started I deliberately reinforced her ludicrous perception. It is one of the ways I knew when she or the other certifiable conspiracy theorist were posting as anonymous.

Gasp! Was 10:43 for little (cough) old me?! LOL!!!

Laughing at 10:46, true.

Goodnight Schonheit! :)

10:46, the fact that the Canadian is, at best, a psychotic mental patient, is perhaps best illustrated by the fact that she characterized herself as a "Harvard professor", while at the same time, admitting she was a Spears fan(yeah, totally plausible-wink wink). We will surely resume this convo further at another time in the near future.;)

10:50, you too!

10:50, you too!

Schonheit, you always make me laughing!

I promise we will talk in the near future.

Goodnight again! :)

(still ignoring those annoying typos)

Oh crap!

I should not post when I'm tired.

Schonheit, you always make me "laugh"!

I promise we will talk in the near future.

Goodnight again! :)

(ignoring all annoying typos but one) :P

"I am applying to Harvard"

5:01 What do you have against french style you fat no manners no brain ameriacn who can put yellow with red colors!If you are so that much jalous of french touch it's only bec you haven't got any style!Women look like men so shut up!!

jalous lololololol you're a dumb slit!!!!!!

March 10, 2010 1:30 AM
Posted by: Lindsay Lohan
"I am applying to Harvard"

March 10, 2010 1:32 AM
Posted by: Ann
Legally, Lohan will not get anything out of this lawsuit as her first name does not have a copyright, as far as I know. Second, the defense will argue the obvious: the character themselves are babies and cannot really engage in such conversations thus making the whole entire dialog fictitious. Not to mention, as of recently, "Lindsey," is into girls not stock savvy baby boys. Altogether the lawsuit is frivolous.

You're an epic fail Canuck.

Canuck - post as maria or mary before you go. lol

I agree with 8:18 pm 9 march,
Her interviews are always amusing-and the older too-Not only she seems a positive person but i am sure she is in real life.
People who smile have always a good heart. Smile make our days and our selfs better and more beautiful.We must never forget laughing(not at others),smiling and take care of our family and people we love EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Maria was taken to the mental ward.She was screaming Im Mrs Dina

One more day to go and we can watch Alan Carr kick more of LiLos azz

Maria dont forget to give Cody his Aderrial before headed off to school

Im Maria and if you havent figured out by now I will come clean. Im a 100% LOSER with no life

Watch out Samantha Lunatic Lohan is heading back to the states

If Ali was smart she should sue LL and her father for killing the Lohan name

If Ali was smart she should sue LL and her father for killing the Lohan name

Have they never told you how smart you are? I may be a loser in your eyes but to the public you are a 100% WINNER!!!!

if you have any pride then stop impersonating me and write your real name or alias. So people may know who is talking!

LOL 4:52 that was better than a cup of espresso. I hope the psyche ward orderlies let her write wearing her tinfoil hat. Her addled-brain needs comforting. Well, have a great day.

I like beating my head with a rubber mallet. It echoes. THUD, Thud, Thud, thud, thud....thud.

5:29 never thought of that but so true.
Ali will never become anything cuz she holds the Lohan name.
She should sue them both and her monster mother and run far way from them

another celeb found dead in LA

I wrote I was leaving a dozen times. Lindsay and I are lousy liars. We lie about everything.

Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- A_ge_m_in_gle @ c.o.m a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

@5:51 ROTF!

@5:51 ROTF!

Corey Haim died of a drug over dose in LA
Cant Lindz be next Pllleeeeaaassseeee

5:51 Maria hit it harder see what happens

Morning 5:59! :)

Morning :)

Lindsay,
Stop it with the animal skin. Do not use or promote the behavior.
That includes road kill & family heirlooms.

Swinging rubber mallet full force…THAWAP! Oo..ohhhh. THUD! Wha...wha…aaa..aat? Rubbing eyes. blowfish, Petey, peanut brittle, Chinese finger cuffs, Tijuana donkey bar...Wha...wha...aaa..aat?

@6:19 LOLing!

6:23 Im ROTF again LMFAO

@6:02 Lindsay should keep moving from hotel to hotel across Europe. The grim reaper is collecting ignorant addicts in 2010. He probably already map quested her L.A. apartment.

6:33 :)

Have a good one! :)

Twirling keys on my finger and heading out the door.

Lindsay,
Excuse me, where are my manners?
Will you please stop it with the animal skin and not use or promote the behavior of animal slaughter for fashion?
That includes road kill & family heirlooms.

heys all you losers on this site...just one thing to say to all of you:

That pretty girl(figure it out) was here but now she's gone, she left her name to turn all you LOSERS on!!!

6:33 I just got up from laughing at the last one now its back to ROTF your killing me

6:49 Do you go around to all the gossip sites orb just this one??
Cause that bald head skank you speak of is hated all over the world Check out all the other sites and there comments
99.9% of the world wishes she was dead

PETA people eating tasty animals

Hey Lindsay and family, Corey Haim - dead. Get a clue or they will be writing the exact same thing about Lindsay.

Going to pick up a ton of popcorn for two reasons

1.When E Trade gets the paper work from the courts its going to be hilarious
watching them slam LL around


2.LL will be in LA tomorrow and that too will be hilarious watching her stalk Samantha and watching everyone laugh in her face and walking away from her.

Anyone need me to get extra popcorn

Dear Lindsay,

Please either stay in France. We do not want your stinky ass back in the USA. Or better yet, please join Corey Haim and dropped dead of a overdose. Either way we in the US win.

Has anyone seen Lindsays twitter page recently shes described herself as a Actress, Designer, Musician Director, Writer, and Producer Artist and many more. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she makes me laugh shes so delusional honey your none of these things you have no career.

Irina is a friend of Sean Lennon's. These photos must be some kind of flook. Irina is way out of L's league.

OK is it just me? I don't think she has looked very fashionable in Paris. actually I would describe her look as amatuer and not current.

What's with all the fur lately? GROSS

8.30 AM correct, Lindsay's look is very amateur.She tries too hard to be fashionable, wears a number of trends without having her own individual look. Typical American really, style doesn't come naturally to them. Better for them to stay in their track pants and fanny packs. Also she is actually hanging out with a top model, Irina. Her ex is Frejha also one of the top fashion models who has been in every major show and campaign.

3/9 11:19, I enjoy making smart people laugh. Do not fret, for I do not obsessively pay mind to typos like the Canadian.

3/10, 4:36 am. "People who smile ALWAYS have a good heart"? Maria, is it the language barrier or are you intending to come across this dumb? I asked you this once and I want an answer so I can respond accordingly....what kind of drugs do you consume before you write these posts? I am not being facetious....seriously, I really want to know.

3/10 10:21, you seem familiar with what a yokal is. Takes one to know one I suppose.

Oh, I'm sorry, are you one of those Liverpool red light district hicks with a Cockney accent? Btw, what is "coco" suppose to imply? That your going to tell us all about what is Haute Couture, as if you are Chanel?

God, I hope you aren't one of those fashion bumpkins from England. Lindsay Lohan is not a "typical American"- she is ill mannered, uncouth, slovenly riff-raff. I am confident you would hit it off quite well with her, as you are of the same ilk.

I do hope you and her can someday both get hussied up in those trashy sawed off gloves she wears and rummage through some dumpsters on a pleasant street walking campaign.

3/10, 1:37 AM. Stop bringing French people, style and culture into this. You are giving the French a bad name.

To Americans, please forgive 1:37. If she is actually French and not just some obsessed teenie Lohan fan from Argentina, she is one of those snooty ones that trys to leech off of French culture/image, thinks her own s*hit doesn't smell, but is the epitome of an illiterate low class. If we were all sitting with her in the days of Voltaire, he would remark how funny it is that she thinks her powdered wig is so chic, although it contains lice underneath.

Schonheit at 12:36 :)

FROM LOVE TO FRIENDSHIP
by Voltaire

IF YOU would have me love once more,
The blissful age of love restore;
From wine's free joys, and lovers' cares,
Relentless time, who no man spares,
Urges me quickly to retire,
And no more to such bliss aspire.
From such austerity exact,
Let's, if we can, some good extract;
Whose way of thinking with this age
Suits not, can ne'er be deemed a sage.
Let sprightly youth its follies gay,
Its follies amiable display;
Life to two moments is confined,
Let one to wisdom be consigned.
You sweet delusions of my mind,
Still to my ruling passion kind,
Which always brought a sure relief
To life's accurst companion, grief.
Will you forever from me fly,
And must I joyless, friendless die?

No mortal e'er resigns his breath
I see, without a double death;
Who loves, and is beloved no more,
His hapless fate may well deplore;
Life's loss may easily be borne,
Of love bereft man is forlorn.
'Twas thus those pleasures I lamented,
Which I so oft in youth repented;
My soul replete with soft desire,
Vainly regretted youthful fire.
But friendship then, celestial maid,
From heaven descended to my aid;
Less lively than the amorous flame,
Although her tenderness the same.
The charms of friendship I admired,
My soul was with new beauty fired;
I then made one in friendship's train,
But destitute of love, complain

(François Marie Arouet, 1694-1778)

Because...

You appreciate Voltaire, as I do! :)

@ 10:43, 10:37-10:38: Most beautiful!:)

7:08, promise? LOL

Schonheit :)

Schonheit, are you familiar with the Guttenberg Project?

11:09, I am now! LOL. Just looked into it.

11:28 :)

I use the Guttenberg Project to upload classics on my portable devices before traveling. It’s better than bulky books or in-flight magazines. Although most of the time, I work on long flights.

Voltaire! :)

www.gutenberg.org/browse/authors/v#a913

11:33-11:36. I'm glad you gave me this site. I'm checking it out! :)

Schonheit, I'm pleased you like the Gutenberg Project! The current Top 100 EBooks contain some of my perennial of favorites including, The Divine Comedy by Dante, Illustrated, Hell, Complete by Dante Alighieri.

Goodnight! :)

-of ;)