Lindsay Needs To Lighten Up!

Gorgeous Lindsay!
More jealous losers.

Why can't she let her own hair grow out?What about wearing boots in August i bet her feet stink.

Why can't she let her own hair grow out?What about wearing boots in August i bet her feet stink.

not just her feet stink, I'm afraid

She looks ridiculous in those boots. But she's dumb enough to think she looks good.

strung out junkie!

strung out junkie!

"Just learned that 1m children worldwide are sold to be used as cheap labor, prostitutes, & beggers with many of them in India!

I just want to go shopping for myself again."

STINKY dirty dyke!!!

she is smiling,,,the grindinng with Sam was HOT...

...tongues, fingers, strap-ons, dildos,,,

she can hardly walk....

Thanks for pulling the already greasy hair back so we all get a good view of your huge, lined, freckled forehead.

Just one of those things would be a turn-off and you have all 3.

Could be Debbie Rowe's sister.

a Playboy 2002 reject

She is NASTY. Completely unattractive.

Lilo, such a serious, hardworking actress:


...working since she was 5 and the only listed nomination is for:

2004 Broadcast Film Critics Association

Nominated: Best Young Actress
Mean Girls





She didn't win.

Wow, Anne Hathaway and Kate Winslett and Christina Ricci and Scarlett Johannson even Kate Hudson must be really, really jealous.

I bet she plays a Amy Winehouse in her new movie.

from Elle{

LINDSAY LOHAN: You kind of ask for it when you go to nightclubs. People are like, "Just don't go out!" but I can't help it.

I literally come out of my house and the [photographers] are there. It's not like I ask them to follow me.

But you know, it's actually weird when the paparazzi's not there and things aren't being written, because you kind of wonder, Do people not care anymore?"

Matching necklace with Sam! Sam also has one of those I think

8:56,
Ah yes, our needy, attention-seeking bimbo at her best..

(but at least she finally admitted she is a media whore who actualy thinks no matter how ridiculed and laughed at she is, as long as she in the tabloids each day, she feels validated.

Where in the f*ck is her shrink?????)

I still f*cking refuse to believe that this woman is my age. She's at least 10 years older.

I have turned over a new leaf!! My new rules:

eat more processed junk food

smkke ALOT more

don't exercise

coat my body with orange-dye chemical spray ebery OTHER day

lay off the daily shower

pinch toes into 6" hooker shoes or smelly black boots

work on enlarging saggy boobs, don't support them and make sure everyone gets to see them

hang out more at 7-11 parking lots, crouching on the asphalt

strap-ons 3 times a week only


Peace out...i'm off to India to share my rules with starving kids!!!

July 26, 2009 9:28 AM
Posted by: Lindsay Explains Herself

"I wish that people would just leave my personal life alone because it really is not that interesting.

Then i could land a great role and win an oscar but all of the sicko fans out there and their obsession over me is really distracting.


All of my dreams are possible if people would stop making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person."

Your dream will come true next March Linds!!
You will be part of an Oscar sweep for Machete...

best film
best direction
best screenplay AND

BEST ACTRESS for you!!!

sweeeeeeet revenge!

eeewwww....does she have about 2 billion freckles?


freckles and a lesbian....how COMPLETELY unappealing

9:14

it's rude to make fun of something as natural as freckles.

and if you aren't into Lilo being a lesbian, then get lost!

9:10

yeah, just like the Grammy and MTV award winning album we all keep hearing about....WTF is it??????

23 years old looking 33. This skank is gross and I hope she dies as fast as her career.

Sam should dump her for Mischa...now THAT would be some hot and complicated fun....Lilo is a lightweight and not really smart enough for Sam.

9:13 must be as high as Lindsay is. Lindsay will NEVER win a oscar for anything she will ever do. You have to be a great actor, and Lindsay will never be one. She will just get small roles in big movies. She cannot be trusted on movie sets cause she is a headcase. Labor Pains was a joke and the tv ratings for it where crap. Lindsay will NEVER win a Oscar. You ugly ass Lesbos have a better chance sleeping with Lindsay, than she has winning a Oscar.

queer, queer, queer. queer, queer.

too bad haters...she is becoming a stronger dyke everyday.

thanks to Sam for doin' such a great job.

male pattern baldness. nice.

bimbo-lesbo...just the way butch-Sam likes it.

Sam and DYKES rule!!

Sam is a loser...answers every stupid tweet from losers all over cause she thinks the # of followers she has will validate her shame in being an ugly dyke.

armpits down please....the stench.

Elle---again, the tabacco-stained, grubby fingers in her mouth.


An oral fixation that only Sam can satisfy?

X17 paps are still blowing each other? Yet another blonde post? Where's the video? Oh wait, they need the video to make another Lindsay's lighter locks post because while blowing each other they missed important news stories. X17 sucks. Sam is definitely back from NY by now and we should have gotten a new post. Stop sucking each other off and get to work!

she has butt stink!

she has butt stink!

I don't like Lindsay , I hate Lindsay , I don't care anything about Lindsay , but i can't stop typing about Lindsay dozens of lines , every hour , every day ¡¡
Some body suggested me just don't read anything else about Lindsay and look for a celebrity i like , but i can't do it ¡¡
I need to continue reading about Lindsay¡¡
OH , my fingers are bleeding , so , please SOMEBODY HELP ME ¡¡ cuz I hate Lindsay but I can't live without her ¡¡¡
OH , a new post about Lindsay just came out ¡¡
Well, excuse me , got to check it out ¡¡

"Just learned that 1m children worldwide are sold to be used as cheap labor, prostitutes, & beggers with many of them in India!

I just want to go shopping for myself again."

I like typing about what a trainwreck she is.

Could be Debbie Rowe's sister.

Lindsay , Lindsay , Lindsay ¡¡
TE AMO BEBE ¡¡
YOU'RE THE BEST ¡¡

No matter what she wears, she still has to loudly broadcast what a dirty street corner crack ho she is.

It's just so great to have all these jealous haters here around us everyday! Now we know how much the haters loves Lindsay, when they are back everyday commenting...

Oh please, half of hollywood has extensions. Kate Beckinsale have it too, but every time you see her, you're on cloud nine. Britney (obvs) also have it, but you don't get hard on her. Double standards, anyone ?

white legs

NICE WHITE LEGS.NICE PERSON