Lindsay Lohan's Latest Role: Babysitter!

If this washed up bitch would put as much effort into working as she does into shopping, she may be half way successful at a real job. She has no business being famous

hahaha
so true 11.36 and first bitch's

Can this site and everyone plz stop talking about my cousin like this. Wat is wrong with you people? My cousin is trying to stay out of the public eye and you would not leave her alone. Thats why shes moving to a more safe place so u losers cant bother her. And michelle my cousin is doing something she working hard she got lots of deals and shes working on them.

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so true 11.36 and first bitch's

is she running for president? obvious photo op set up.....
be photo'd with babies......I thought thieves, I mean politicians only did that

Do u people know my family? no you dont so dont judge. am just so fed up off people slagging of my family we have feeling 2 dont believe wat u read. At school is the same thing people being jeolous because am related 2 someone who is one of the best atresses around. get a life people

eeeewwwwwwww....I would NOT want those cigarette-stained man-hands touching my sweet little baby.

Wash that child down!!!!

A bra-less, stinky mess with nothing to do but SHOP and PARTY.

All of L.A. is laughing at her.

She is really giving Amy Winehouse arun for her money, phew....damn she looks BEAT!

“I’m a workaholic. I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated.”

Lindsay adds: “I am the hardest-working person I know.”

With all the time she spends shopping and partying, it's no wonder she has NO career left!

Ahhhhhhhhhh Hahahahaha!!! Lindsay, you are such a pathetic joke. Yes, the paps are still taking your photo, you don't need to keep making sure. After all, you did call them and set this up. You make me gag.

I know faye lohan shes a dirty dog and yes she is related 2 the hohans. She goes to my school she lives in long island with the other hohan trash. This girl has no friends and everyone hates her coz shes a lohan. but she still thinks she and her trashy family are the best get over urself faye.

She is as high as a kite and has no idea her career is spiraling out of control.

Friends say she doesn't even realize the Machete fiasco was a complete humiliation.

As long as she has credit cards, invites to d-list launch parties, hanger-on friends and Aunt Ali to go out with and as long as Sam lets her dog-sit, she thinks all is fine.


L....L....L.....LOSER.

Faye are you in special ed?
you sound retarded

Faye, your crappy English and spelling skills indicate you have the low IQ required to be a member of the Lohan clan. You might be legitimate.

Read up, retard, if you want to make a credible effort to defend your whore, drug addict cousin, LiHO!, you need to brush up on your spelling, English skills, and typing skills. Else you're just another brain-dead Lohan, jumping on the free publicity bandwagon.

Tell your wretched bitch of a cousin to wear a fricken bra now and then. and ask LiHO!'s stupid, dirty ass why she continues to go to bars, since she's an self-admitted alcoholic/drog addict.

And finally, Faye, you stupid, self-righteous bitch, f-off and die

If you look at all the pictures you can tell:
1)this was a total set up for the paps (as they all look to see if paps are flashing away)
2)Lindsay looks high as a kite and has no clue what she is doing.
3)Who stands in the same spot in a store for that long of a time unless your doing it for attention
4)How holds a child like she is doing

The Only thing wrong with this is the baby didnt spit up all over her That would of been AWESOME!!!

Just Another Lohan Stunt!!!!

Yeah, she is not totally playing it up for the cameras. Right.

To all of you who bash the paps for following her, realize this: SHE LIVES FOR THE ATTENTION.

Pathetic.

toooooooooo funny!!!
And finally, Faye, you stupid, self-righteous bitch, f-off and die

Losers are all over this thread like white on rice! What d'you communicate by smoke signal? A lilo post fellow losers! ALILO post! Time to copy and paste the same drivel! Yaaaa!

LILO IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS AS USUAL AND THAT BABY LOOKS LIKE ONE THAT SHE OR SAM MAY HAVE!! SOOOO CUTE!!!

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This girl is a full blown druggie, like Amy Winehouse.

Why the hell is she even news?

LOL!!, bears repeating:

"She is as high as a kite and has no idea her career is spiraling out of control.

Friends say she doesn't even realize the Machete fiasco was a complete humiliation.

As long as she has credit cards, invites to d-list launch parties, hanger-on friends and Aunt Ali to go out with and as long as Sam lets her dog-sit, she thinks all is fine.


L....L....L.....LOSER."

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Ally
Ally:
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:05 am

How does a girl who bankrupted herself shopping always look like so messy and cheap?

Lindsay, I hope you and your whole family die as fast as your career has.

The reason her parents never said “no” to her is because SHE was the bread-winner of the family.

Dina was her “manager” and got 10% (?) of Lindsay’s income. She fears her meal-ticket will be cut off if she DARED to act like a parent and set limits.

Go to egotastic.com and see pics of Lindsay's nasty ass saggy boobs. This whore is just gross and really needs a bra. Her boobs are going to be down to her knees by the time she is fourty. Oh yea, I forgot Lindsay sucks.

Man-hands, lips, forehead are growing LARGER----pills???????

Sam on record as never wanting kids.

Guess she's gotten over the "trauma" of her burglary, lost jewels, missing sex tapes, moving out and another week of not working.

Whatever my family still rule u dont know us what is with you people dont judge a book by its cover. my cousin doesnt do drugs, drink, or lie. stop making up rumors as someone who is related 2 it hurts me that people talk abou her this way.

This girl needs to find 20 pounds and drop the desperate coke-whore look.

She looks like such a happy gal.

All sunshine and napalm, that one.

off-topic but:

I wonder if Bloho is insulted that Palin got offered more $$$ from Flynt?

Did anyone say "butterface"???

I mean, Jesus, we are getting starved for hotness around here.

If you look closely, her freckles spell "SAVE US".

She scares me. Does she bleach her crotch also or does she go eagle style?

Either way, whether it's fire-orange or not, I guarantee it burns down there.

She used to be so hot, shame.

In most of these pic's, she looks like a fairly well-used 40 y.o.

What's amazing is that she's gone from a pretty hot babe to a bag lady in such a short time.

That is the power of cocaine, or as she calls it, "my precious".

That forehead!!!!


For 23 years old, her forehead looks like a relief map of the Himalayas ... wow.

She looks like a nasty ass with no bra on with that shirt...a mess!...what is this chicks problem?...she knows that the photogs are everywhere and that they take alot of pictures of her...why come out dressed in a shirt like this with no bra...nasty...that looks a hot mess...so TRASHY!!!

Sam is not the problem.

Her life was a mess before Same was even in the picture.

From her most of herfacial expressions, she actually appears to be in an extreme amount of emotional pain.

I truly feel sorry for her. Her mother was not a mother. Her father's nuts.

Wish she would find a decent therapist (the one she has now appears to be worthless) and stick with it. She's headed for a huge crash. Plus she looks 40, not 23 or whatever she is.

Uh oh.

Bring out the industrial-sized airbrush.

ENOUGH of this dough-skinned, saggy-breasted, no-curves has-been.


Next.

Faye, I'm not going to argue your claim that Lilo no longer does drugs or drinks alcohol.

Lilo ia a self-admitted alcoholic/drug addict. This admission from Lilo came in 2007 after she was arrested for one of her numerous DUI's.

This isn't a rumor. Lilo's proclamation of being a drunkard/druggie is well documented - Google it.

Putting aside for a moment the issue of whether Lilo presently drinks alcohol or abuses illegal or prescription drugs, answer this question if you dare:
why does Lindsay who is a self-admitted drug addict/alcoholic continue to frequent nightclubs?

1:45 perfect

Wow, she needs to get her butt to the gym. Hanging a little low there.

LOL!!, bears repeating:

"She is as high as a kite and has no idea her career is spiraling out of control.

Friends say she doesn't even realize the Machete fiasco was a complete humiliation.

As long as she has credit cards, invites to d-list launch parties, hanger-on friends and Aunt Ali to go out with and as long as Sam lets her dog-sit, she thinks all is fine.


L....L....L.....LOSER."

What idiot let a baby even in the same breathing space as Hohan? They must have been scared and confused as much as their traumatized kid when that baby came all covered in putrid orange shit slime and smelling like a dirty ash tray that's had a fish rotting in it for about a week or three!

Which of Lilo's friends say that Lilo doesn't realise Machete was a fiasco? Provide a link, 1:57.

Can you instruct the crappy paps to shut up, X17? No one, whether a person hates Lilo or is a fan of Lilo, wants to hear the scummy, stupid, irritating, dipshit paproids.

Hey Faye, Lindsay is a LOSER. Just like you and the rest of your sad family.

BOY THAT BITCH SURE HAS A UGLY BAGGIE ASS ! DAMN !!

True Fact!!

ALL LOHANS ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF THE HUMAN RACE!!!

THEY ARE A MENIS TO SOCIETY !!!

THEY ARE A LAUGHING STOCK TO THE WORLD!!!

THEY ARE 100% LIARS!!

THEY ARE THEIFTS!!

THEY ARE WHITE TRASH!!

THEY ARE ATTENTION SEEKING WHORES!!

NEED I SAY MORE!!

The last sentence in this story is a real gem, but this comment: "All sunshine and napalm, that one." is the best I have ever read about LOLan.

2:33 But you did forget MENTAL cases

Want to see the leader of the Mental family go read Monster Mothers twitter she was on today and makes no scence whats o ever . what drug is she on besides her mental illness

hahaha that's sooo funny :"leave my cousin alone" Faye Lohan hahaha tell ur cousin that she needs to be a down-to-earth girl like some other REAL celebs...and if she likes kids what the hell is she doing w/ a girl!!!!!!???

So sick of seeing this skankys saggy ass boobs hanging out of her outfits. Wear a freakin bra you hasbeen that never was.

Sam,
wake the hell up and dump Lindsay's sorry ass.

don't bother to have children Li-LOW, CPS will take them away

as a drop out, alcoholic and drug abuser, convicted felon, with no steady income and no home, you would not be an unfit mother

you would be an unfit mother

Cousin Faye,

What happened to your ardent defense of LiHO!?! I asked you a question - why does LiHO! continue to party at nightclubs when she's self-admitted alcoholic and drug addict? You can't respond because even you know LiHO! shouldn't be at nightclubs.

How about one of you scuzzy, enabling, fatass fantards answer the question instead.

Angel,

Thanks, I take a little bow. 1:21

loLCan't wait lol hopefully Sam and Lindsay will produce a love child for ou perpetual entertainment.

4 words:


High as a kite

really just need one word:


PILLS



It's what gets her by right now.

Great to know there are 25,584 royal losers in the world.


Plus Bloho.

Excuse me 3:58 my cousin has made mistakes over the yrs who doesnt but she has been clean ever since that hard time and is doing better then ever now. And for your information shes hardly out clubbing and if she is in a club its because sam doing a gig there. or because she wants to have a little fun sometimes with her friends she doesnt drink when shes there. people act like shes going clubbing everyday. Is it a crime having a little fun. Anyway I dont need to be explaining my familys business to you. Just leave my family alone cant we have some privacy?

Excuse me 3:58 my cousin has made mistakes over the yrs who doesnt but she has been clean ever since that hard time and is doing better then ever now. And for your information shes hardly out clubbing and if she is in a club its because sam doing a gig there. or because she wants to have a little fun sometimes with her friends she doesnt drink when shes there. people act like shes going clubbing everyday. Is it a crime having a little fun. Anyway I dont need to be explaining my familys business to you. Just leave my family alone cant we have some privacy?

eeeewwwwwwww....I would NOT want those cigarette-stained man-hands touching my sweet little baby.

Wash that child down!!!!

cigarette breath and man-hands

cigarette breath and man-hands

cigarette breath and man-hands


cigarette breath and man-hands


cigarette breath and man-hands


cigarette breath and man-hands

I'll give it these Lowmanhands. They sure are gluttons for punishment and self-humiliation!

And Masters of Self-Entitlement!

Awwwwww, that's sweeeeet - she's cute with little kids - and the girl has NICE booooobs.

Hey Linds, maybe you can sell that kid on the Black Market so you can begin to pay off all that unpaid rent, the damages done from your hissy fits and parties, and chip away at the millions that you are going to be rightfully saddled with when XIV Karats quits playing around.

The no life losers keep proving their jealousy of the beautiful Lohan sisters.
Those Lindsay & Ali haters will never have the Lohans' fame and fortune.

she would be a great mother and she's alsways a lot of fun.

Certainly LiHO! may have privacy.

Tell the skank to stay at home or move out of LA. As long as an infamous/famous person resides in LA, NY, Miami, London, or Paris the infamous/famous person will have paproids up the ass.

You know which of those categories LiHO! belongs in, right? No, LiHO! doesn't belong in the infamous or famous categories. LiHO! firmly belongs in that last category I mentioned: up the ass.

For LiHO!'s empty nogan surely is.

And you didn't explain anything. What you attempted to do is called justification. You attempted to justify LiHO!'s continued patronage of nightclubs.

You didn't justify it.

A drug addict/alcoholic who's really interested in recovery and sobriety wouldn't be partying at nightclubs...wouldn't be in nightclubs stalking a bulldike lover...wouldn't be in nightclubs to have fun...wouldn't be in nightclubs for any reason under the sun.

Or the moon.

LiHo! isn't interested in recovery or sobriety. LiHO's interested in drinking and drugging. Her behavior - continuing to party at nightclubs - says it all.

And of course you're not stupid enough to believe LiHO! really abstains from booze or blow. Well, at least don't be stupid enough to believe anyone else is stupid enough to believe LiHO! is drug and alcohol free.

If you're really LiHO!'s cousin, Faye, you dumbass, wouldn't your love for your cousin, LiHO!, be more wisely and productively expressed by trying to convince LiHO! to go back to rehab - 4th time's the the charm! Rather than making some misguided and ultimately lameass attempt to defend LiHO! on a crappy gossip blog.

And this time a real rehab like Betty Ford.

sorry lindsay, but you will never make the side-boob in fashion.

FAKE AND FONY!! THIS WAS SO FAKE AND FONEY!!
SIDE SAGGING BOOB IS A SIGN THAT SHE IS FIGHTING WITH SAMANTHA

Boobs sag like a woman twice her age

Boobs sag like a woman twice her age

faye lohan wants privacy...who the eff
is faye lohan...and who's talking about her!?!
another delusional narcissistic lohan lying and denying the obvious.
at least this one posts her name,unlike the rest of the lying lohan gang.
face facts faye..your cousin is a desperate
attention whore,who doesn't want to live a private life,and get over yourself..nobody is invading your privacy.

it's even more pathetic when she knows
people are aware that she's calling the paps herself and/or goes exactly to where she knows they'll be...and then pretends she's so bothered by the attention.
this girl is really damaged and crippled inside.
at what point will she realize all the shopping and fame whoring,isn't gonna fill
her emptiness.

eeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!
BLOHO-STAY AWAY FROM NYC FASHION WEEK!!!!!!


BLOHO-STAY AWAY FROM NYC FASHION WEEK!!!!!!

BLOHO-STAY AWAY FROM NYC FASHION WEEK!!!!!!

BLOHO-STAY AWAY FROM NYC FASHION WEEK!!!!!!

Creamsicle is a fuucked up slag. End of story.

lindsay is so beautiful inside and out. the pic with the baby is adorable. she will be a great mother one day!

The only thing this nightmarish slag would accomplish is making Britney I'm Playing Cops & Hostages Wif Mah Chitlins Spears look like the World's Best Parent in comparison! But she does already have a criminal record, so she's already got the whole Blohan thing going! Like the world needs more FAS crack babies suffering from the stupidity of the parents.

hi faye... don't try to engage with the losers that post on these "celeb blogs"... they have such small lives and they post nasty things about celebs in the hope the eceleb might read them... it helps to make themselves feel closer to fame and less like the little jealous boys n girls they really are... : ))

Hi douchebag frog^...unlike others, I seriously doubt celebs hang out on blogs like this, but what disgusts me is people like you that enable and praise foul people committing fouls acts upon themselves and others. The Lohans are confirmed criminals (we're talking serious prison sentences here), tax cheats, druggies, racist, and amoral people who think little of screwing over others to strictly serve themselves. They would even screw you over if given the chance and you damn well know it, but you choose to be blind to this simple truth. I protest people like her and especially people like you! I think it's incredibly lame for anyone to worship celebs in general, especially the nasty one like the Lohans. You're probably just a scumbag that thinks bad people are cool and get your respect. This will come back and haunt you, because selfish amoral people always get screwed in the end and they deserve it-and so do you! Go ahead and cheer on the shitty people in life and see where that gets you! Your choices will eventually come down to rehab, jail, or the morgue, so have fun you nasty shitbag...:)))

like the comments of faye

Who da fck is Faye Lohan?? I never heard of her before..Maybe she's the new Daniela aka My_lilito at Twitter

Guess she's gotten over the "trauma" of her burglary, lost jewels, missing sex tapes, moving out and another week of not working.

It's Thursday...think we will see Lilo on a movie set????

Lindsay : “I am the hardest-working person I know.”

He,he,he....Bloho missing out on another fab party in L.A. last night....she claims she was "sick", but all really know there were too many people there who DID NOT WANT Bloho at the party.

Sam had a fab time though--spinning the tunes AND.............

things are going great for lindsay -u guys wait and see;);)

Now the Lindsay haters might to try to kill both Lindsay and that baby.
Lindsay should watch out for those losers with their empty lives.

writing someone might try to kill lindsay and a baby....shows what a useless soulless stupid f*ck..you are
monster mummy..
i know you're heading straight to hell,
just hope it's sooner than later.
you are a disgrace!

It's Thursday...think we will see Lilo on a movie set????

Lindsay : “I am the hardest-working person I know.”

i wouldn't let this bitch touch my kid with a ten foot pole.

she should be euthanized. and no, i'm not talking about the baby.

used to be a huge fan of her....but now i just can easily throw up on her !

people insulting faye step up and own what you said dont be anonymous

Faye, you could waste every minute of your day defending your fameseeking family. They have put their lives on display for all the world to see, if I were you I would worry about my own future not your families. Learn from their mistakes, go out and make a good life for yourself.