X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay Behaves Herself!

And than she went home and Comment over a hundred comments on x17online about her and samantha,What a LOSER!!!!

Its about time she washed that Greasy hair still had Petey stains all in it

Gross Pig

Rat Teefs

She is one Nasty Ass Looking Bitch Yuck

Ho Ho HO

6.35 I assume you aren't obssessing as usual and was at her elbow to see her do this? Off your meds as usual?
Linds looks great here as she has been looking of late. Keep it up Linds! Ignore the losers, stalkers, obssessive posters; be good to yourself and please close your twitter account-not helpful..

7:08 "Stupid" is in the house!!
Fck Off you Toxic waste

cute pimples Linds

I cant understand how this girl looks older looking and more Ugly ever time they show her??
She Looks like Pam Andersons Mother

Shopping for the kids in India?

No meetings with A-list directors?

ONE WORD, WHORE !

THIS STORY IS GREAT!!
http://
Popcrunch com/lindsay-lohan-dancing-with-the-stars-appearance-rejected-its-over-for-lindsay/
Love when they say "Z" listers dont even want her..LOL!

It's from October 24th, 2008. Boring.

'Whenever I hold my friends baby I always think, "I can't wait till I have my own baby to murder."'

This is one of Bloho's friends on Twitter...nice.

How can her hair always looks so terrible if she's always going to get it done? That nasty color of blond just doesn't work for her...

Lindsay fans write positive,loving things.
The Lindsay haters use poor grammar and dirty language
to write negative,hateful things.
We live in strange world.

Thinning hair, collagen lips, man-hands, no movie roles etc

She's still got a looonnggg way to go

7:22 Might be old but oh so true they even stated that she will never work again and look at her now,If she does get any work its a complete "Failure"!!

looks like a Real Housewife from Hoboken

nose looks a little....worn?

This is listed on her official website under recent projects for 2009:

Dare to Love Me (2009)
Role: La Ritana
Status: In Production

Another Lohan sham.

@7:39 EPIC FAIL HAHAHAHA

I learned in India that shopping for more clothes for myself and getting my hair styled and spending a night Twittering will help save the children.

hurry, only 7 left!


MyScene goes Hollywood
Price per Unit (piece): $150.00

MyScene dolls of Lindsay that come with all the accessories to dress her the way you want. Outside of box autographed by Lindsay

more...

"Charlotte
Price per Unit (piece): $150.00

A red leather jacket with ruffled detail at the base leaving you with a snug fit."

LMFAO to 7:54 Lohans are so hard up for money these days Dont for get to call the post "Stupid" and all gossip site
Hurry only 7 left there was only 7 to start with
Nice try though."Stupid" sure does fit you

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Marc Jacob
Price per Unit (piece): $350.00

This Beige extra long, and extra large jacket will cover your entire body from rain or block the bitter wind chill"


Who in the F wrote the copy?

Like Bloho cares about "covering her entire body from rain or blocking the bitter wind chill."

This is TOO TOO funny:

"SEE BY CHLOE
Price per Unit (piece): $250.00

SEE BY CHLOE
- Purple with Pink Flowers -
Size Lg, Light purple lace with pink floral inlays make for a stunning display.
Red stain on the front."

If you go to myscene.com there web site you can get this doll for $15.99 it doesnt even look like Lindsay
Money Hungry Dina really jacked that price up..

8:03
Nothing says classy like selling a large sized purple and pink floral dress WITH A RED STAIN ON THE FRONT for $250 (plus $100. for shipping)


Too LOL!!!

Didn't she fuk Wonky McValtrex's bfs? Like herpes is 4eva. You'd have to be nutz to risk stds.

GO TO www dlisted.com
Look for -Confessions of a Broke Bank Account
Man did MK hit it on this one
Very funny and true

Like there's no telling the germs and shit on her stuff.

The Patron Saint of 8-Balls, Mother LiLo, swept into LAX yesterday after returning from her 10-second trip to India, where she has already made enemies.

LiLo went to India to shoot a documentary with the BBC on child trafficking. She knows all about this since she was raised by the two of the biggest child traffickers in the US.

About 5 hours after she arrived in India, LiLo Tweeted that she had saved the lives of 40 children in just one day. LiLo later queefed on her Twatter: "Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time.... hope everyone can see that."

It's true that a bunch of kids in India were saved that day. Saved from looking at LiLo's haggard face, because she wasn't even in the country at the time the police raided several child slave shops Bitch lied about saving children just so she could get a little publicity. White Oprah's heart just beamed for the first time DECADES.

One of India's leading social activists, a man who goes by the singular name of Bhuwan, wants to fist LiLo in the teeth for taking credit for the raid. Bhuwan told The Telegraph that it took 2 months to plan the raid and he didn't appreciate LiLo claiming that she saved the world in the time it takes her nose to suck up a line. He added, "She was not even in the country when this raid happened. We'll be complaining to the BBC and talking to our lawyers ... Would Lohan know where these workshops are?"

OMG...the dolls, the stained dress for sale....have the Lohans no sense of pride?

The Patron Saint of 8-Balls, Mother LiLo, swept into LAX yesterday after returning from her 10-second trip to India, where she has already made enemies.

LiLo went to India to shoot a documentary with the BBC on child trafficking. She knows all about this since she was raised by the two of the biggest child traffickers in the US.

About 5 hours after she arrived in India, LiLo Tweeted that she had saved the lives of 40 children in just one day. LiLo later queefed on her Twatter: "Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time.... hope everyone can see that."

It's true that a bunch of kids in India were saved that day. Saved from looking at LiLo's haggard face, because she wasn't even in the country at the time the police raided several child slave shops Bitch lied about saving children just so she could get a little publicity. White Oprah's heart just beamed for the first time DECADES.

One of India's leading social activists, a man who goes by the singular name of Bhuwan, wants to fist LiLo in the teeth for taking credit for the raid. Bhuwan told The Telegraph that it took 2 months to plan the raid and he didn't appreciate LiLo claiming that she saved the world in the time it takes her nose to suck up a line. He added, "She was not even in the country when this raid happened. We'll be complaining to the BBC and talking to our lawyers ... Would Lohan know where these workshops are?"

White Oprah is trying to keep the Mike's Hard Lemonade on the table by taking a page out of Gary Coleman's book. Over on the Lohan's official broke down website (which was designed by Nana Lohan after she sniffed too much acrylic glue), White Oprah is selling the family's second-hand shit to the highest bidder.

Now is your chance to own a pair of Juicy Couture jeans (complete with two kinds of skidmarks) once worn by one of the Lohans for the bottom bitch price of $150. You can also get a Nordstrom bag for $100, a pair of Converse for $35 and a Chloe dress for $600. That's in Lohan dollars. In real-life currency that translates into $WAYTOOFUCKINGMUCHFORTHATSHITCRAP.

However, if you do buy a piece of the Lohan dynasty there's a good chance you will find half of an Adderall pill or a Ziploc bag covered in coke residue in one of the pockets. That's a good thing!

On the other hand, there's also a good chance that White Oprah is selling hot merchandise. So if you wear this crap out in a public, someone will probably claim you snatched it from them and call 911 on your ass. That's a bad thing!

It's a gamble.

7.35 lindsay is a liar and theif she sunk really low lying about saving children how can you like someone who is a piece of filth

Hey!! This is from:

Dina "Jack-Up-The-Prices"Lohan
Auntie Ali and
Lindsay "I-Want-Free-Clothes" Lohan,

10% of the shipping costs we are donnating to all those kidz in Indisa and Africa.

Dina,
Any of Micheal Sr.'s black mesh shirts for sale?

OMG, the Lohanhouse posts are too funny. We are all LOLing with tears...

"Size Lg, Light purple lace with pink floral inlays make for a stunning display.
Red stain on the front."

Priceless!

8:11 Thats Hilarious Thanks good post

8:16 LMFAO!!! I want one to LOL!

from Dina "Red stain on the front" Lohan,

U r all really really mean!

"Barneys NY
Price per Unit (piece): $100.00

This winter hat will prepare you for those snowy days"

"Stella McCartney
Price per Unit (piece): $500.00

Stella McCartney - Size "8.5", These thigh high black boots tie just above the knees and are great for a night on the town."

Is that what they call it....'a night on the town.'??

Marc Jacob
Price per Unit (piece): $400.00

Marc Jacob - Size 8.5, Green suede flows up your legs to the knees with tan fur lining edges for a contrasting elegance


"Green suede flows up your legs to the knees..."? Whomever is writing this sh*t...keep your day job.

BRB

Eww, eww, eww, EWW --- Dina, Lilo and Ali wear the same shoes and they have f*cking huge feet size 8 1/2 or 9. Smelly man feet shoes!!! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!

embarrassing...only her pathetic teenie fans tweet back to her...

...last night she was begging Adam Lambert for a gig...


...no reply...

"Ungaro’s CEO since 2006, Mounir Moufarrige, has resigned from his role at the French fashion house."

No tweets to your sugar daddy, Lilo?

No comment?

5 Replacements for Lindsay Lohan at Ungaro

After some of the worst reviews we've ever read (and we mean ever), it's not much of a stretch to imagine that we've already seen the end of the Lindsay Lohan experiment at Emanuel Ungaro.

More than just being plain old bad, critics noted that the LiLo/Estrella Archs team didn't respect the Ungaro heritage. Here are some much hipper choices for Ungaro:

Chris Benz
Zac Posen
Yigal Azrouël
Christopher Kane
or Chloë Sevigny---- New York's favorite fashion daughter. With a Parisian sense of style and the ability to go oversized-blazer casual to slinky LBD with the bat of an eye, Sevigny is just a few steps away from being the ideal Ungaro girl to begin with, and her collabs with Opening Ceremony have resulted in some sharp, sexy footwear.
(Sure, she says she'll only ever work with O.C., but we'll believe it when we see it.0

9:20 She is getting the boot also

9:29

Hmmm .... Chris Benz. *With* Chloë Sevigny as muse, if we must.

But why not let the designer pick the muse?

There getting the paper work ready to sign her off

Lohan's career as a fashion designer headed direct-to-DVD.


Add it to the list.

Look LiLo bring home food so she can threw it up.

We can hear Bloho,

"Damn, you mean I have to give up my office in Paris that I "worked" in for 3 days during 2009??"

Machette is pull her from the movie,Her bad press is making the other actors pissed that the movie will flop if she is in it,even though its a small role none of the actors want to be associated with her

The only thing keeping her going is thinking about the red carpet premiere for Machete...she will hog the limelight for her 3 minute bit-part.

you writing about spelling and lindsay lohan in the same post...white oprah @7:35,just cements the fact even further that you are a moron,as well as a child exploiter.
enjoy your day as a useless waste of space.

Balding, sagging boobs, canker sores, pimples, bad complexion, uneducated, maturity of a 12 year old, washed up, spreads her legs for many

I learned in India that shopping for more clothes for myself and getting my hair styled and spending a night Twittering will help save the children.

Balding, sagging boobs, canker sores, pimples, bad complexion, uneducated, maturity of a 12 year old, washed up, spreads her legs for many

Balding, sagging boobs, canker sores, pimples, bad complexion, uneducated, maturity of a 12 year old, washed up, spreads her legs for many

I agree there is nothing wrong with posting old articles,just shows she and her situation haven't changed one bit.

Attention from tabloids/blogs for her poor behavior,that she has,but career wise she is nowhere.
Just as a film insider said back in 2007,"the media treats her like she's a big star,when she simply is not".

Another said "she's a household name because of her troubles and her desire to be in the tabloid press,cause if you look at her box-office record it is mediocre at best".
So simply put she's seen as just an attention-whore,who is not on anyone's short list of who they'd hire.

9:29 It's from Oct 15, 2009. Boring.

When the BBC decided to do a documentary on child trafficking in India, they naturally called Lindsay Lohan. She would be the ideal host because she can’t form a sentence, doesn’t know anything about India or child trafficking, will probably get lost or high or high and then lost, and she has a long history of taking credit for things she didn’t do

10:00 is a gossip whore.

10:07 is a welfare mom.

10:12 You must stop talking about yourself like that Stupid
walfare mom is that your new name??

gossip whore and walfare mom that pretty much sums it up when you refer Linz and Mummy
Thanks for that one :)

Am sure other major fashion houses will step forward with offers if Linds gets booted from Ungaro.

10:06 Your comments are from 18 minutes ago. Boring.

The new line is coming out in Janurary dont you think she would be there working on the line if she was still with them NOT!!!

10:25 boring comment.

@10:10 It takes a true Whore to know and spot another Whore

First 10:22 Drunk welfare mom.

10:39 must be JR.Stupid

True whore @ 10:41 knows 10:00 is a gossip whore.

10:44 boring stupid comment.

Yup! You got that right Mummy is a drunk walfare mom
And they say the lohans are dumb

Im So Alone Dont Boo me!

Stupid Jr. Hows the work offers going for ya?

Wierd going shoplifting by yourself. At least the get away car was waiting. Does she think that people read gossip sites and think she has the big bucks to actually shop?

Sylva Brown was reading the celebritys and she said Lindsay Lohan is going to have a very bad year for 2010

10:51 dumb boring gossip whore.

10:57 More like window shopping and trying to get free stuff,she wants ppl to beleive she's shopping,we know the true to it
Her bank account is broke

Hi Everyone
My mom is friends with Dina Lohan and she's freaking out right now calling you guys those f$$king haters.I came here to see what the ruckus was all about.I have to say these comments are funny alot are correct about them.Anyway I hate Dina too.Keep up the good work she's going nuts..

♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU LILO !!!
YOU'RE A GODDESS !!!♥♥♥♥

One of her 12yr old fans must be home from school
Yeah Linz Gooddess to the White Trash communitys all over

11:07 dumb liar whore like your mom.

♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU LILO !!!
YOU'RE A GODDESS !!!♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU LILO !!!
YOU'RE A GODDESS !!!♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU LILO !!!
YOU'RE A GODDESS !!!♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU LILO !!!
YOU'RE A GODDESS !!!♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU LILO !!!
YOU'RE A GODDESS !!!♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU LILO !!!
YOU'RE A GODDESS !!!♥♥♥♥

The post at 8:11 is so funny LMFAO

11:21 stupid teen preggers welfare mom.

Lindsay why do you keep commenting Anonymous we know your style and its you

11:25 drunk gossip whore.

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Samantha was in NYC the other day for the hoildays just a over nighter and the girl she hung out was really pretty I hope this will be her new girlfriend cause they looked real happy

A MUST SEE
Go to youtube type in Hustler Lindsay Lohan see the two videos
F$$king Hilarious

No freebies from that store Ha Ha Ha
Face it LL No more for you DONE

"Am sure other major fashion houses will step forward with offers if Linds gets booted from Ungaro.".......LOL!

Yeah, just like all the A-list film role offers that poured in after 'Labour Pains' came out.

OMG, the Lohanhouse posts are too funny. We are all LOLing with tears...

"Size Lg, Light purple lace with pink floral inlays make for a stunning display.
Red stain on the front."

Priceless!

I learned in India that shopping for more clothes for myself and getting my hair styled and spending a night Twittering will help save the children.

I'm at Kitson's shopping more right now...and don't forget leggings for everyone on your gift list.

10:39 a sense of humour is a terrible thing to lose

Thinks Lilo has been lighting candles for Chanukah?

12:41 No, but she sure has been shopping and giving gifts to herself each night.

x17 go kill yourself

"Ungaro CEO and President Mounir Moufarrige, the man who brought Lindsay on as "artistic advisor" to the line, has resigned."

Poor Bloho, abandoned again.

She went to a salon and walked out looking like that? She didnt get anything done.Her roots are a mile long and her hair maybe got washed thats about it.Lindsay has no money thats what this tells me.

NO, Bloho...you are NOT jiggy with Rihanna or the spirit of Tupac or DCMA or ANYONE!

Stop twittering/stalking people and try owning up to your actions for once.

Lindsay hasnt been invited to any holiday partys because no one wants her around.No one wants to be linked to her.Theres alot of partys going on tonight that have a no entry for Lindsay Lohan

2 24

this is the least of her problems

what the f*ck is wrong with her?

never mind, I don't have all day

She'd be a complete waste of molecules if she didn't provide us with cheap laughs.

WOW, she's looking great/happy again!
she def. has a beautiful smile.
And I love her outfit (tight jeans, cool leather jacket and cool shades).
Totally love this look.
I think she has a perfect weight right now.

glad to hear she attended her alcohol education class again; she's doing great and is looking great these days.

Now her "friend" posted the tweet.

Just like she didn't design the pasties.

Just like......

Just like her friends snorted the cocaine, not her.

LiLo looks SO CUTE in the vid/pix, just sayin'

WELL WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO BUT SOBER UP?
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MONEY LEFT TO BUY A TAMPON IF SHE NEEDED IT!

i'm wearing a black polo

Hopefully she goes back to red hair....makes her so unique. She looks awesome here, even w/blond hair.

2:44

Stop posting Aunt Ali, get back to your homeschooling,

Aaah, the good old 'I didn't do it ! My friend did !'.

I'm renting out Facebook status space if anyone is interested.

what a twit

her twitter is ALWAYS getting 'hacked' and only the sh*t that's offensive is the stuff posted by 'hackers.'

baloney.

"# I never ever ever posted the last tweet on my page, my friends did with my friend polo himself! So sorry! about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter"


The more important question is, what friends?

lmao

I was wondering when she'd reach an all time Twittering low.

Whoa, girl looks hot!!!!!!!!!!!! Me likey it.

10:10am...the truth is a hard pill to swallow for you LIEhans,unlike some other substances that go right down.

HOhan and her many trips into bathroom stalls with complete strangers proves she's experienced at another kind of whoring,not just attention .

oh and her career is over numb-skull,it's almost 2010...uhh when was mean girls made!?! deal with it!

these cretins need to be studied,their lack of intelligence is astounding.

there's white oprah going on about what a good heart lindsay has,meanwhile behind the scenes..she's getting punched in the face,thrown out of a car.

then there's the hasbeen herself,if she gets called out about something she does on 'twitter'..it's either her sister's fault,someone's hacking into her account...now again a "friend" is being blamed for latest, the use of the 'n' word.
if these mutations had any self-awareness at all,they'd realize everyone knows they have zero credibility.

I suggest a brain biopsy using whatever's left of any of their small, atrophied brains.

Happy 16th birthday to gorgeous Ali.
The Lindsay haters are also jealous of a teenager
who earns more money in one year
than any of them will ever earn in their sad lives.

So DinaHO, you already got Ali out on the corner turning tricks for you? Well someone's got to pay for all that booze and drugs you suck up!