Lindsay <3's Cupcakes!

what is wrong w/ her hair, face and body?? she looks like she's busted up- hard core.
still on drugs.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- you can see her nasty wrinkles.
prune.

CRUMBS!!!!!!!! Just went there for the first time last week and that stuff is like crack. Why people like Sprinkles is beyond me. Their cupcakes are dry and nasty.

Has she finished filming her part in DARE TO LOVE ME?

They'll be sucking those cupcakes out of her knees and thighs in no time. The wonders of lipo!

BLOHAN IN ACTION FROM AN EYEWITNESS: I saw Linday Lohan at Pitfire Pizza today in North Hollywood.She was just sitting there, no food or drink in front of her and was talking animatedly to the handlers rather loudly. None of the things she said actually made sense, it all just sounded like a bunch of random sentences. Her handlers just sat there and smiled like she was a four year old they were trying to keep happy. It was totally bizarre. She seemed 'jumpy' and couldn't stop moving. She really got a thrill out of people looking at her.

Next, Lindsay, handlers, and ex-prisoner bodyguard moved to an outside table. I have no idea why, because then the paparazzos started shooting photos of her. At the table, she was fidgety and switched seats with one of the handlers.

Overall, I don't buy the whole 'drug free' Lindsay story. She sounded like she was high on something when she spoke (it was like she was reciting random stream of consciousness poetry) and was 'twitchy' (couldn't stay still). She seriously needs help and I don't mean people who are paid to watch her, but some sort of stable family intervention. Those handlers didn't give a shit about her, they were obviously just babysitters.

Lindsay looks just like her photos in person. Her hair is very blonde and has a 'strawlike' texture. She needs to lay off the bleach. Whomever is employing her now is not doing her any favors. She is obviously an addict

TRUTH ABOUT RILEY

- HE IS *NOT* A PROFESSIONAL SNOWBOARDER

- HE HAS NO AWARDS

- HE ISN'T LISTED AS COMPETING ANYWHERE

- HE HAS NO SPONSORS

- SNOWBOARDMAG HAS NEVER HEARD OF HIM

FRAUDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER.

SEND *THAT* TO MORGAN CREEK, BITCH.

Yup, she looked best with dark red hair.

tell me why britney is so beautiful and sexy? i see so many people are crazy for her on a http://herpesmates.com

of course she is eating cupcakes, she is going to want food after getting high. This girl did not stop taking drugs, its all a show.

But maybe Riley has a huge dick and that's what matters.
Get your priorities straight.

can't you guys just SUGGEST that she go back to red to her??? like "lindsay we love the blonde but red would be HOT" PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD x17 DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE

shes gross

YOU KNOW, I JUsT REALLY DONT GIVE A sHIT ABOUT LOHAN ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Next, Lindsay, Handlers, and ex-prisoner bodyguard moved to an outside table. I have no idea why, because then the paparazzo started shooting photos of her. At the table, she was fidgety and switched seats with on of the handlers."

The reason Lindsay gets fidgety and reacts so strongly when someone is taking a photo of her is because of the emotion. The emotion of liking the spotlite. You don't understand the emotion. Its like when a girl is being look at by a guy they like. When someone is taking a photo of her its like somone turning a spotlight on her. She reacts to it so strongly she can feel it in her bones. That what you want in a Actress or movie star, because if they didn't care they would appear dull and boring. Its a good trait. She likes the attention...yet its too intence for her. She can't ignore it. Thats why you will even see Lindsay Cover her face, or shift her chair to turn her back on a paparazzi Lindsay can't handle it, the emotion of attention is that strong.
Took me a while to figure out why she would do that, why Lindsay would cover her face. Its because the attention affects her so strongly.

Thanks for the Lohan eyewitness report, 6:25. It was fascinating and rang true.
I bet she is very confused right now, she's no longer a teen queen, she's reduced to doing a bit part in a movie, but she's still being photographed... It's odd. I hope her stream-of-consciousness poetry doesn't become Britney-style made-up baby language.

Sprinkles cupcakes are the nast. They are way too fucking sweet and the frosting is hard like a shell.

leggings are not in style anymore

Great post, Pete. Lohan is the ultimate narcissist and therefore the ultimate actress. There are shots in Georgia Rule, just little things where she strolls by the camera, and even then she's turning it on, posing. The camera is definitely her first and last love.

Another strange quality though is that her face shifts, it mutates. If you look at all the X17 articles since she got out of rehab she goes from 20's street urchin to washed-up porn star to sexy harlot in red to angelic Christian girl to Disney cartoon princess to wrinkled up prematurely-aged prune.
Every damn day she looks different. It's almost supernatural.

That is something that goes beyond being an actress, or posing. She's ilke a shapeshifter.

I don't like the new fat Lindsay either. Bring back the coke addled, legs akimbo, passed-out in the back of the car, twat flashing, chain smoking, lesbos lounging, rough as rhubarb redhead we know and love. We don't need another fat brat, we already have Bricknee for that.

zzzzzzzzz

Lindsay Lohan

A-List with Paparazzi, TMZ.com and X-17

F-List with a movie career.

Phtogs need to find someone with SOMETHING going on profesionally. Lilo is 2004's news.

Why is anyone even taking LL's picture. Lindsay's 3 years of fame ended earlier this year with 2 box-office bombs.

NARC and the others.
the reason why lindsay cant site and do nothing is because she has ADHD and probably she stopped to take her pills against that while she was in rehab.
its really hard and i know that cause i have ADHA, you just have to do something with yourself in every minute all day long. the pills makes you feel sleepy and slow.

i believe thats the reason she act like that.

NARC and the others.
the reason why lindsay cant site and do nothing is because she has ADHD and probably she stopped to take her pills against that while she was in rehab.
its really hard and i know that cause i have ADHA, you just have to do something with yourself in every minute all day long. the pills makes you feel sleepy and slow.

i believe thats the reason she acts like that.

aw. I love her and support her. YAY! :]

RED OR BROWN HAIR would be nice, as well as SOME JEANS..

glad your fuckin swollen face due to lip injections went down you drug addict cunt.

She's an average looking Irish girl. Nothing special.

what is wrong with you pleople, she has fucking JEANS on not leggings

LOOKS KINDA SEXY...

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298233

STOP THE PRESSES! BREAKING NEWS! A celebrity is going to eat something!

those look like carrot muffins with cream cheese icing. oh yeah, and who gives a shit? when she starts eating roadkill i'll be interested.

SHE'S BACK WITH SAMANTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

michael lohan must go..hey howsit feel being a convict not being able to vote today..pay your child support...pay your taxes..pay your judgements...and stop grubbing off of everyone around you WATCH OUT LINDSAY HE IS BUTTERING YOU UP TO GET YOUR MONEY..HE NEVER MENTIONS HIS OLDER SON? WHY ..ANSWER..NO MONEY...YOUNGER ONES YES BECAUSE HE KNOWS THATS THE WAY TO YOUR HEART..THEN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT...WATCH OUT LINDSAY

michael lohan must go..hey howsit feel being a convict not being able to vote today..pay your child support...pay your taxes..pay your judgements...and stop grubbing off of everyone around you WATCH OUT LINDSAY HE IS BUTTERING YOU UP TO GET YOUR MONEY..HE NEVER MENTIONS HIS OLDER SON? WHY ..ANSWER..NO MONEY...YOUNGER ONES YES BECAUSE HE KNOWS THATS THE WAY TO YOUR HEART..THEN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT...WATCH OUT LINDSAY

SHE IS UBER FUG, UBER OLD LOOKING - AND ROUGH.
SHE NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FRM THEC CIGS/DRUGS - IT IS DAMAGING HER ALREADY GROTESQUE FACE.