"Like, OMG, I Just Saw My Hair In The Mirror!"

OMG someone seriously needs to help Ali,she looks like she should be hanging around that Shanna skank. Wow they have such a great mother influence,oh how it shows with both of them.

I didn't even recognize Ali- she looks like she's in her mid 30's in the picture.

meth-dyke alert!!!!

Hey Long Island, NY

would you please take your trash back to New York!!????!!

Lindsay's hair costs more than my condo!

They BOTH have to at least be in their 30s!

eeewwwww, coming up for air, GASP....GASP.......the....stench..
is......over...whelming..........

...........gasp...gasp....gas.....p

4:27, soooo LOL!!!!

Ali should not dress like that - she is just a baby!

Lindsay looks as if she would smell like a cigarette and probably needs to take a bath. Nasty. Those poor girls at the hair salon working hard for that money!

Yeah, leave it to "my-Daddy'abandoned-me-I-can-never-get-enough-attention-Lilo" to ALWAYS position herself in a shop or salon with huge windows and seat herself in maximum view.

Wow, that must get a bit tiring to be so needy.

Awww, she's soo beautiful - LOVE HER HAIR AND PRETTY FACE !

meth-dyke alert!!!!

LOVE the first pic of her - her facial expression - ADORABLE.

Both Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will beat Lilo, hands down, in on-camera charisma, allure and hot sexiness.

Lilo is a sailor-voiced lesbian, and an uninteresting one at that.

What happened to "giving back" to India?????

I cannot believe that is Ali - seriously, does she have no parental supervision or guidance? She looks like a 30 year old tramp.

Her hair looks REALLY great when she's leaving the salon. The color is better and just looks much better than the first time she left the salon with platina blond hair.
I REALLY like it this way !

wow, first pic * she's a CUTIE *

She always looks so angry in her pictures- like her life is just so terrible or something. Her little sister doesn't need to be around all the drama- she should be pursuing her own career or getting an education. Not bar hopping from one place to another in the wee hours of the morning.

Looks like you could grate cheese on that forehead of Lilo's....truly can't imagine what 40 (or even 30) will bring.


And looks like she still has the delusion that her duck lips are sexy....you gettin' hot for her yet DeNiro?

WHOA, her hair looks AMAZING ! I haven't seen it soooo beautiful sinece she's blond again. It's like the blonde color is much better now. I dunno, but it looks much prettier than before.

4:42 unh huh you confused baby .
Neither Miseralba nor that skank M. Rodriguez can bring the sexaay like Linds!!
BTW Linds is hawt especially in the first pic. Goooo Linds!!!

Lindsay looks really pretty in the 1st picture but Ali? My god! She cannot be the same age as my little sister; what the hell?!?!

Lindzzzzz is a CUTIE, look at the first photo of her. And she's making funny faces all the time. Think she's a lotta fun !

WHY is Lindsay ALWAYS in the beauty salon getting a "touch up" on her shiteous blond hair? Can't she go ONE WEEK without a tweak job? If she finds herself completely unable to secure any kind of job, how's she going to pay for all this pampering?


Both Lindsay and Ali are two spoilt, over-indulged brats who could use a good dose of reality.

Linds is not aging well. She will look 45 by the time she's 30. Look at her deep lines between her brows! What a waste of a life.

loving her hair in the third pic !
Looking HOT miss Lohan !

she's HAWT

You guys are sooo stupid! She wanted a toner put on that very 'yellew blond' and make it more ash and less brassy. Had nothing to do with her weave you dumb asses. Had more to do with the tone of her hair and making it alitle more paletable. She misses her red -BAD and she's trying hard to make a blonde shade more do-able. Simple... really. Don't know why this would be news other than watching her is just plain -HOT! SRSLY!

She tries so hard to play the role of a hot celeb. Reminds me of a little girl playing dress up. Spread out on the floor slinging those clothes out like she's privileged to do so. Such a self centered girl, and I have to agree, Ali looks like she's in late 30s, at least. So sad.

The body language and the always peeking to make sure the paps are still there. She would make more money lending her image to a comic book. Wouldn't she poop if there were no paps? This Lindsay(Heidi)and Ali(Spencer) thing too will fade. In the mean time enjoy the comedy.

10-4 to 4:52, that chick on 4:42 is a dumb ass. Nobody brings the sexy like Lindsay can! Although, Alba and Rodriquez may be cute, they aint got the 'stink on sexy, like LiLo does. Lindz is and WILL be the HOT-EST 'G in the Machete film. Although, I shouldn't waste my time trying to convince you, I think the producers already know that.

The people in the shop didn't seem all that thrilled to have her there. Just judging from the expressions on their faces. The customers even seemed a little disgusted with her.LOL

Ha, it was so obvious she had her lips pumped more. It looks terrible. What hack surgeon did she go to? Some loser doctor who thinks he's important because Lohan books? Making after hours appointment like she's a head of state, and yet curiously the paps found out anyhow.

Eeek. She looks like her mother. This girl needs to stop focusing all her attention on the external because she just isn't beautiful. Cute (sometimes), but not beautiful.

Also, her lips are way out of balance with her face.

What size shoes does Ali wear. Those are some big ass feet

Lindz is HAWT !

What a wrinkled ugly b!tch Lindsay is..is she too broke to afford to get veneers or at least bleach her gray, stubby teeth? Meth rot is terrible for teeth Lindsay! Dina and Michael Lohan should have been sterilized so they would not have been able to produce such ugly, toxic, freckled children..Ali has had more plastic surgery than her own mother and looks like she is 50 years old..very hardened and unattractive with a nasty selfish attitude just like her wh0re of a sister..poor Ali..no talent whatsoever and the sister of the most hated loser in Hollywood..she cant sing so she is desperately seeking employment as a DJ but no one will hire her..put the entire Lohan family in one room and turn on the gas please..they are utterly repulsive and an embarrassment to mankind..you old Lohan b1tches need a case of botox for each of you..how do you look at yourselves in the mirror without vomiting?

5.06 agree with ya !
you can clearly see that her blonde haircolor is a bit different than before (yellow blonde) - i like this blonde more !

Her hair looks amazingly beautiful when she leaves the hairsalon !

LLLL - LindsayLohanLooksLovely

Wtf is it with these people and their obsession with lindsay lohan? I am not only talking about x17, but i am also talking about the people who refer to themselves as fans of hers. They are posting flight schedules and what hotels she is staying at on this website. You people need to get a life and get over your disturbing obsession with her. If she were to meet you in real life then she would probably have you arrested. Perhaps you were the people she was referring to when she spoke of psycho fans and their sick obsession with the details of her personal life.

can't you see that that the 2 hours spent in the dr's office was for both of them to get their lips plumped. who cares, they are just used up skank-ness, they are both skuzzy looking long island trailer trash

5:50, Only jelously brings about such hatred. -Check yourself.

@Psycho fans..I agree with you..there are a bunch of social outcasts like Stacey, Chin Abela, Danny, Fern Whitney, Goddess of Bunk..all looney Lohan stalkers who piss themselves in anticipation of reading the latest about Lohan..disgusting maggots!

Why do these girls look way beyond their years, so tough looking, no sweetness.

X17 you are idiots for being so obsessed with Lohan. There is nothing special about her. You begin and end your day reporting about her and I'm sick of it. If this continues, I sure as hell will not come back to this site. She's overexposed and overrated, so please curb your items about her!

Does Texas welcome meth-addictd lesbo
media whores?

5:02. if you watch the video of LL getting her hair done, you wouldn't ask that question. It's alot of hair to wash, then it must be blown dry, she has to maintain alot of locks. Not just some unkempt head like Brit's. Lind's does takes' very good care of her shiz.

6:36, Believe me when I say there's no jealousy here. No decent human being wants to be on the same level as Lindsay Lohan. I don't even see her as being that cute anymore, due to her actions,and personality. The girl acts like a wild animal, and shows no respect for others, at all. She's got it in her head that she's something special, and that's so far off, it's funny. I don't care how much money that families got, I still have to rate them no higher than "trailer trash", because that's what they act like. They're too ignorant to see that people are actually making fun of them, which is why they draw so much attention. The papz follow her for the same reason they followed Britney. She's like a bomb waiting to go off, and they want to be there when it happens.

Dyke Mation loes L & S!!!

TEXAS -can not wait for Lilo to come film 'Machete.' It may be hot here but we will appreciate her and we'll be very happy to have her visit our city. Austin is friendly and appreciative! We welcome you here Lindsay!!! Come see how we live, visit us in -AUSTIN TX!

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Before I read the headline, I was like "who are those hookers"?

Man, hearing how rough her voice is getting, she probably has a dildo still lodged half-way down her throat,,,,uummmm.

Ali looks just like Jennifer Gardner.

lainey gossip wrote that the lohans were deficient in the shame gene,the
females in that family,certainly aren't
lacking any activity in the rapidly aging gene,that's for sure.

What's scary is that it takes Lilo only a 5 lb. weight gain and she looks like a total, sloppy, flabby Jessica Simpson-style train wreck.

Wow.

Her stubby, fat, freckled fingers look so filthy!

Is basic hygiene not cool with lesbos?

Believe it or not, many people do like Lindsay. I want to hear from them. If you don't, find someone you do like. Why do you even bother to comment on her if you don't like her? Your pathetic, not Lindsay. Afterall, she doesn't even care to comment on you.

Two white trash whores from long island who are on the prowl because they want to get high. Whoever is willing to make the best offer is the one who will be receiving oral from these two diseased skanks. Dina raised them well and i hope that she is proud of what it is that they have become. They are two dina lohan clones walking the streets who are ready to satisfy the highest paid customer. Dina is long island's version of heidi fleiss.

eeeewwwwww---

fat,greasy,pumpkin face.


what gives?

ha ha, what's the odds her part on Machete is probably ten minutes long, if that.

The only lines she'll be doing on that movie are the ones up her nose.

Her favourite kind.

memo to Lilo:

Trying to channel Kate Moss's look??

Forget about it.

Go back to your own look.....coochie exposed, boobs out, receding hairline, 2 billion freckles.

Be yourself.

It would be a surprise if she is in as much as 10 minutes of the final cut.

She has a small part of a hooker (big surprise.)

The main plot involves an ugly wacko with knife going off on people...surefire Oscar-nomination material.

a machete is what will be used to cut her part down to nothing,on the cutting room floor.

According to Access Hollywood, Lindsay's bday dinner with Sam was spent the entire time in tears.

She was visibly upset and kept on wiping away tears from her face the whole time.

From the moment that lilo and sam sat down, lindsay was in tears. Sam acted as if she did not want to be there and continued to look away as she kept on texting the whole time(we've seen that before.)

Sam completely ignored lindsay and acted as if she had better things to do.

At one point lindsay attempted to get sam's attention by hitting her hands against the table and yelled out "what!"


Ah, those lesbo-lovebirds...they sure know how to manipulate rhe press though.

7.34
well, she's on top of the imdb-list baby, so it means she has a big role in it. the lower you're ranged it the list the smaller your part. end

Alba soooo much hotter and thank god, not such an embarassing, needy, attention-seeker like Bloho.

7:32 come up with your own comments you f-wit. Stop comment jacking what I write somewhere else.

What happened to "giving Back" to India?

Does she EVER thank her fans for their undying support??

look at all the trouble whitney houston has
had,unlike lohan she's worked really hard to turn things around,and has a new album coming out,also unlike lohan
whitney comes off likable and humbled,not arrogant and spoiled.
she's someone who a lot of people would like to see have a successful comeback,
lohan does not have the same goodwill towards her..not even close.

7.39

yeah sure.
These pix/video of them leaving DanTana's say more than a story from a non existing source inside the restaurant.
Look at ALL the pics and see how they look and smile at eachother inside the car. Very much in love. Lindsay was also in a very good mood in the video, even a chatty mood (joking). It didn't look she has teary eyes at all. She was glowing and like x17 said: when they left they were excited !

7:49 come up with your own comments you f-wit dyke meth head dude.

Stop comment-jacking what I write somewhere else in the other place on the first line and then not another place when I said it first.

she's a hottie and a cutie.

7:54

Do you know what manipulating the press means????

7:25, Judgemental much? Heidi Fleiss was a well respected NY pimp-stress. Your calling Dina and Lindsay Long Island trash? In the same sentance? They never deep throated anyone. Never have. Period. Your wrong. Actually, you're more than wrong with your judgement. Your so very wrong. Tuely, you need to check your self.

7:54 I love how all of you pathetic wanna-be Lilo hanger-ons choose to use x17 as your TRUE source when it suits your fantasies!!

These 2 dykes are laughing all the way to the bank on the backs of their stupid fans.

Yeah, stub out another ciggie in their fan's panting little faces....they are so stupid, they'll defend these 2 butch lesbo losers FOREVAH.

I love Lindsay & Samantha together! They belong together, their relationship never gets boring ever. They need to get engaged ASAP!!

8:06 I agree.

They are in love love and planning on making babies as soon as possible.

And those babies will be the cutest in all of Hollywood.

I think being a motherr will calm Lilo down.

People on TWITTER say lindsay is with Samantha in Chicago !!!!!!!

8.11
just read on twitter people saw LL in a restaurant in Chicago.

I know it's hard to get better than a flat-assed,

freckled drunk whore with a coke problem and

a vagina like Ellis Island,

but add premature baldness to that list,

and oh baby!

Will the sexiness ever stop?!

8:12 and who would be willing to destroy their life and reputation by being the sperm donor? Also has anyone eard why Ali doesn't want to enjoy being a young girl? Why the rush to look and act like her Dad?

I saw Lindsay recently in L.A. and was startled by how sick she looks AND especially by her receding hairline and bald patches. I'm betting its her diet more than hair dye.

In any event, I am flabbergasted that anyone is still putting her in magazines. Only through the magic of Photoshop is it at all possible.

To me, she has ZERO erotic allure or glamour----all hard and brassy and dim-witted.

8:17
re: Ali "Why the rush to look and act like her Dad?:

soooo LOL!

Come on, even all you moronic fans HAVE to admit that we "haters" have the more witty and creative comments!!

okay, let's pause for a moment while all the Lilo/Sam lesbo fans wet their pants because twitter says Lilo is in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilo is the new Knight Rider.

Her chauffeured car is named KLIT and it has a clam and meth tracking device.

She never knows if she's going to end up stalking SamRo or Fergie, but solving the mystery is half the fun.

(See twitter/fergie exchanges)

Hohan needs to leave that little boy alone, he isn't hurting anyone.

She and her sister look anorexic old and b*tch faced.

Total C*nt-a-thon

As for The Curious Case of Ali Lohan, why does she continue to be photographed?

Giving her attention is just playing right into her disgusting mother's hands.

Dina and Michael Lohan don't even work, right? Just pimp kids for a living...

Think about that - - two grown people who stopped working (probably many years ago now - ever since Parent Trap) and look to their kids to support them.

Ick. I f*cking HATE the Lohans.

yes, more and more people on twitter are mentioning sam & linds are together in chicago. they're at dinner somewhere.

8:33......i agree Blohan, leave little boy Sam alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AGAIN, cause once is not enough:



let's pause for a moment while all the Lilo/Sam lesbo fans:

wet their pants because twitter says Lilo is in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8.11 / 8.14 / 8.40

yeah, some people are writing it on twitter the last hour - lilo and samro in chicago together.

LiloisacutieLiloisacutieLiloisactie
LiloissexyLiloissexyLiloissexyLiloissexy

haha, someone is sitting in the same restaurant as sam and they're tweeting eachotherthe last hr. hahaha
he's complaining about sam's bodyguard inside the restaurant sayin: her security guard is mean mugggin.
then sam replies: he ain't min
(probably lindsay's, cause people say lindsay is also there) ahahahaha

Love Lilo's blonde 'do !

Goooooooooooooo Lindz, looking f*cking adorable woman. And hope she has fun, wherever she is (Austin or Chicago).
Wooohooo

Lorraine Candy, editor-in-chief, reveals:

"Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month's cover shoot.

It read: 'Let's do it again some time.' I've put it on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don't know if I could. This was the most unpredictable, and confusing shoot in my magazine career.

First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room.

She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there."

love her facial expression ! i think this girl is lots of fun.

The only thing I like about the picture is ALI's LEGS yummy and young! But the face look like a 40 year old!!!!!!!!! I would still do that underage youngin in a Heartbeat

9.19

plz write it down completely, you don't write the end (the positive part) down, so i will do it 4 ya. Lorraine Candy also said:

...but we got there. And what we got was amazing. The shoot is truly original, just like lindsay lohan herself. In the end, she did her job brilliantly and, I hope you will agree, ao did we.

Go choke on a dildo, Blohan!

Hey look, they brought Pinchy out for more abuse! We'll be happy to oblige!

yes, hope Linds has lots of fun, no matter where she is, Austin (Texas) or Chicago city.
Some wrote on twitter they spotted LL & SR together in a restaurant named .... some time ago and now sam writes that restaurant name on her site, so there is a possibility that it is true that they're together. But it comes from people who were sitting in the restaurant or saw them outside together. But after reading them i'm 99% sure LL is in chicago and not in austin. LL keeps quite so far on her twitter about it.

9.35
what i saw was that sam began talking about bacon and at the exact same time lindsay tweeted: she eats to the beat(s)....mmmmmmmm....probably at dinner in chicago. And LOTS of ppl on twitter say it - some were sitting a few tables from them.

Yo LindsaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

hey, what about having dinner with friends, enjoying fab food and wine and talk and laughs and staying off your f*ckin twitter!!!!!!

mindless twits with their thumbs jabbering inane semi-sentences while real life passes them by.

this country is doomed.

now they are tweeting about dildos....HOT!!!!

9:45, yup! And these dirty, nasty scumbags are the icons of this failure! When cracked out, unrepentant druggie thieves are admired, we probably are doomed!

not just dildo tweets but sam asked for a special birthday choker;


dykes rule
guys suck

Choker is lesbanese for large caliber, industrial dildo! Choke on that!

they are such a hot couple, they sit and send tweets to other friends while they are together having dinner.....

that is so hot that they are so into each other that they don't even have to talk to each other, they just sit across from each other and send tweets out about shoes and bacon and world hunger.

they both seem really, really smart.

i like that they smoke alot and that they are dykes.

9:55, yeah, smoking is really cool. the cool kids at my school smoke just like Lindsay and Sam do.

dykes rule
guys suck

the Fergie/Sam tweets are hot!!!!!!!!


Lilo's gonna freak (and Sam knows it!)

I seriously hope that the next person she steals form shoots her ass!

steals from

yay, it's almost sure lilo's in chicago with samantha (also read it on twitter, different people (who were eating there) name the same restaurant where they saw them together and sam later named the name of the spot on her twitter, so.....
Gooooooooo Rohan.

hey haters, just cuz you don't tweet or smoke, leave these 2 dykes alone====it is what they like to do and it's their right,

we Brit dykes luv S&L!!!!!!!

everyone can see it in the last photo above that Lilo is really super smart.

Plus she said she is going to give something back to India.

gawd, could her forehead be a little more wrinkled?

Lilo's schedule:

no working on her lines for her HUGE new movie role.

no, just shopping and hanging out and flying and twittering around for our sure-bet-Oscar-winning star.

what a natural talent!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget, Lilo IS a workaholic who works harder than anyone she knows!!

The Britney Spears shoot at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey-------

Now, THAT is smokin' hot!!!!! But, she's not a lesbian so it doesn't matter to Lilo's dyke fans.

(But just take a look....the back view of Brit in white bikini and heels.....

Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

What a f***ing disgrace. She is not even attractive any more. She was a cute kid but that is it. If she was trying to break Hollywood now she would not stand a chance. She is rough looking and her acting is cringing. Ali just needs to stay the hell away and go to school like a normal teenager.

she has a beautiful face.
i thought she left 4 austin, but it seems she's in chicago with sam right now (according 2 ppl on Twitter!!!).

What type of people tweet when they're having dinner? What a pair of f***in attention deficit morons.

they both look like plastic 40+ something monsters! my God, if this is what $$$$$$ can do for your looks i don't want any part of it!!!! aren't regular Coke and skulls sooooo yesterday! uggggggggg... soooooo gross!!!!!!!

why do you call ali pinchy?

ppl who work at crimson nightclub chicago also just mentioned on twitter that Lindsay is in VIP(room) at Crimson. So she's with samantha.

ALI LOOKS OLDER THAN DINA..

What happened to giving back Lindsay? you shallow whore. What about helping starving children and people India? or are you flying high when you tweet about that?

Lindsay is at crimson (vip) while sam is dj-ing.

Long Island hoes!!!!!

11.27 yep, read it too on twitter. they're both spotted in chicago (first dinner than crimson where lilo was in the vip).

go to blind gossip dot com read all about her.

according to people on twitter, LL and sam's sis Annabelle are at crimson, chicago.

The plot for the new robert rodriguez movie "machete" has been revealed. Danny trejo plays the lead role in "machete" and his name in the movie is machete. The movie is about an illegal immigrant played by danny trejo roaming the streets of texas who has just been shaken down by a local drug dealer played by steven seagal. Machete takes an offer from a local spin doctor named benz (played by jeff fahey) to kill a united states senator (played by robert de niro). Machete is then double crossed and on the run with the help of luz (played by michelle rodriguez who is referred to as a saucy taco slinger), padre (played by cheech marin who is referred to as his holy brother) and april (lindsay lohan who plays a socialite with a penchant for guns). All of this is happening as machete is being tracked down by santana (jessica alba who plays a sexy ice agent with a special interest in the the blade slinger known as machete).

Hohan looks really washed out, wrinkled, and very fugly! The bleached out and overworked hair only accentuates her skeletal qualities! It shows how well this hag fits with the rest of that amoral, mentally challenged family of drunks, racists, and inter-familial abusers! I'm only surprised Michael Blohan hasn't hooked up with Joe Jackson, his prototype and hero!

According to Access Hollywood Lindsay had dinner with Samantha last night and spent the entire time in tears. She was visibly upset and kept on wiping away tears from her face the whole time. From the moment that lindsay and sam sat down Lindsay was in tears. While Lindsay was tearful, Samantha reportedly paid little attention to the starlet. Sam acted as if she did not want to be there and continued to look away as she kept on texting the whole time that lindsay was crying. She completely ignored poor Lindsay and acted as if she had better things to do. At one point Lindsay attempted to get Sam's attention by hitting her hands against the table and yelled out "what!"
Despite the emotional scene, Lindsay caught attention for another reason too.
“She looked really beautiful,” the witness added.
What a nice date ;)

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ALI LOHAN!?!

Pinchy is a LOWhag, that's what happened to her face! Rehab isn't far away for the hag!

Probably not.

1.17,
in all likelihood it's true.
Yep, Lindsay looked really beautiful... But her face was inflamed and swollen from the tears.

i want a threesome with there smelly twats.

"What type of people tweet when they're having dinner?

What a pair of f***in attention deficit morons."

EXACTLY!

Her face was inflamed and swollen from just plain ugliness, but it' nice to see her cry!

god she is toooooooooooooooo young to have wrinkles like that!

Linds in Rock The Vote Nights at The Music Lounge at Hard Rock Hotel Chicago see pics ;) Goooooooooooooooo Linds ;)

Can you imagine the scariness out of these two when they are adults? And...to top it off they can't read or write and more. Look out world!

Also Lindsay posted a twitpic of Sam's b-day cake which she writes "my baby's birfday chitown".......CUTE. I love these two!!

GO ROHAN!!!

she wasn't wrong in calling her few remaining fans "sickos"..they would
have to be, admiring a person with such deplorable traits.i suppose amy winehouse is also a hero of theirs.

Will the brain-dead losers always be jealous of the lovely Lohan sisters?
Yes,because their empty lives are so boring,they can't stand successful people.
Also why do they keep staring at the body of a 15 year old girl like Ali?

in Bloho's case, VIP, means

Very Inebriated Pothead

the LOHANS are not successful people - more like HOLLYWOOD REJECTS

It's the obsessed fans who have no other life except to wet their pants every time L & S tweet each other.

They begin and end each day reporting about their every possible move.

Talk about no real life and low-self esteem!!...

And this is all over 2 overexposed, low brain-functioning lesbians....these fans can't even attract a hot guy.

Keep sucking the cancer sticks dumbass--California needs the sales tax revenue and your lung cancer will develop all the sooner.

Someone I knew who met Lindsay said that she doesnt smell like cigs. She actually smells like dirty laundry. EW!

Can I just say that the X17 paps are blowing each other non-stop and totally depressed becuz their main source of income is in Chicago? Are X17 paps gonna drive to Chicago to get pics of Lindsay at Angels and Kings? They cannot fly because they are all former terrorists. Lindsay is a good dancer and I bet anything the dyke duo will have a huge fight tonight. I LOVE YOU LINDSAY!!!

I always thought Samantha Ronson was cute in pictures but lastnight I saw her and she's HOT in person & she's the hottest dj who killed it lastnite. I saw Lindsay who was holding her at times but Lindsay is a very lucky girl.

x17 do us Lilo fans {including the jealous haters} have to go to other sites now to get news of her now that she's out of town?
Shame on you x17! Imagine no coverage on your moneyspinner!!!

4:52, thank you, well said

3:45 well said

There WILL be photos of her-she has made a deal with the paps, who photographed her purse spilling the various "different colored" contents on the ground...

Gooooooooooooooooo Linds ;)

Love it! Google Image Search 'duck lips' and Hohan still comes up #1!!!!

http:// images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=duck+lips&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

She's damn fugly, so it's no surprise!!

Where the fcuk is Lindsay coverage? X17 sux azz.

Hey everybody, Lindsay just bought 3 new pairs of hooker boots that cost $1380 a pair, a purse for $1350, and a $550 pair of hooker boots. She just twa@ttered it. I wonder if they have these at Target? Check to see what other accessories we need to buy. Lindsay is good at fashion. Thanks.

there's a pic online of LL with SR and SR's dad (mick jones) at sam's birthday party at angels & kings last night !

one word to describe the pic:
CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7.32
yesss, saw it! cute photo of them together on samantha's bday.

a girl who often visits crimson and saw LL/SR often in the past there, was in crimson last night and said:
They were VERY in love last night; all the time talking and laughing with eachother (also with sam's sis annabelle). they were even touching each other and were joking with eachother. Lindsay smiles all night long and she's VERY good with sam's sis. With the same blonde hair and size LL and annabelle looked as close sisters. The girl who wrote this said: I never saw them THAT happy. So, these 2 girls had an unforgettable night together. And great that sam's fam. (dad and sis) were also there.

Gooooooooo ROHAN

7.44 yeah, sources (inside the clubs) say lilo & samro looked 'very much in love' in crimson and later in angels & kings.
ALL the time talking/smiling/touching (with) eachother.
Before that they had diner together in Chicago.
I'm happy for them !

I still smell like assssy! Just like my Schlinds, just sayin. dayum!

does this lindsay have a life why everytime shes on pictures on each site shes commenting it over than 160 comments lindsey we all know thats you ugly chucky face

7:44 & 7:50 thats good to know!! I'm so happy for them!! Thanks for the info!!

GO ROHAN!!

This idiot will soon overdose and the world will be a much better place then!

6:56


Yeah, Lilo's idea of "it's time to give back to the poor of the world" is another shopping spree and another couple of thousand spent to pump up her duck lips again for her butch-dyke.


Guess she means it's OUR tine to give back...get out your checkbooks everyone, and be sure to write that BloHo told you to give.

So all her loser fans get all the news and pics they want at other sites but still feel compelled to come BACK to x17 to complain about x17??!!!

Go figure! And losers, go elsewhere to cream your pants about every tweet that these 2 dykes touched each other----what else would meth heads do in a club at 3 am???


Looooooooosers.

Great pic circulating of :

BloHo, Sam, Sam's father (the ONLY male she will let near her)--

So both BloHo and Mick have the same balding hairline (cute!), Sam is her usual hospice-looking dyke self, and all have huge coke-smiles.

The only one missing is Dina.

SHE IS NOT ON THESE PAGES BECAUSE:

THANK GOD, we are finally getting a break from this celebutard and her butch-dyke, money-grubbing GF.

FINALLY, we have a weekend of seeing hipper and way more interesting and beautiful celebs than these 2 mindless, tweeting lesbos.

THANK YOU x17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nypost.com -- August 9, 2009
THE Lohan kids will do anything for a buck -- even play suburban malls. Lindsay Lohan's kid sister, Ali, 15, and her brother, Cody, 13, have been hired by Z-Com-Verizon Wireless, a cellphone store at Parkway Plaza Shopping Center in Carle Place on Long Island, to host and spin records at the "first annual BlackBerry Brickbreaker Contest" on Aug. 22. In a breathless press release, the store hypes them as "teenage celebrities," identifying Ali as a pop star and "former Ford model" and Cody as a "New York State soccer youth champion" who's modeled for Nike. A rep refused to tell us what they're getting paid.

Did you all hear about the conversation the paps caught between Lindsay and Sam?

http:// tinyurl.com/mwm3a4

plastic surgery on a teenage girl,15 now but when was it done at 13,14..dont worry monster mother your place in hell has been secured.no doubt about that!

In a poll of the Worst 9 Hollywood Parents BOTH Michael and Dina turned up on the list-separately, not together!!! Now what does this say about LinHo when both of her parents receive their place? It means they did a horrendous job and she is a real piece of shit when it is that noticeable! Flat out, Dina and Micheal are horribly regarded directly because of their orange gollum's actions! THE WHOLE FAMILY IS UTTER TRASH THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT LONG AGO!!!!

http://
www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/05/hollywoods-bad-parents-wh_n_250317.html?slidenumber=4#slide_image


the 2 articles follow!:

"Dina Lohan claims to have started her career as a Rockette, but there is no evidence to suggest this is true. Now she makes a career out of managing and partying with daughters Lindsay and Ali. Also, she smokes cigarettes with Lindsay and defends her skeletal physique. Never one to shy away from the spotlight, Dina brought 'Entertainment Tonight' cameramen to film her visiting Lindsay in rehab in 2007. She executive produced 'Living Lohan,' a reality show she started and costarred in with Ali. She uses her Facebook account to tout her mothering skills and shower hatred upon the Obama administration."

"Michael Lohan is the reason the Lohan kids live with Dina. She accused him of threats and domestic abuse during their 2007 divorce. He has mouthed off to the press about Lindsay's substance abuse problems and relationship with Sam Ronson and Dina's drinking, and he threatened to release private text messages to prove that he is the good parent. In April Michael was arrested for threatening to kill his fiance and himself after she tried to dump him. Most recently he has been seen in the Hamptons cavorting with Jon Gosselin, for whom he later served as a spokesperson. In the 1980s he served a four year sentence for stock fraud. Here Michael is pictured playing Joseph (with preacher Paula White as Mary) in a Times Square nativity scene. He is a born again Christian."

Samantha ronson has told lindsay that the only way that the two of them could stay together is if lindsay goes to get counseling to get her head screwed on right. This came after lindsay showed up at sam's house hysterically crying because sam was not there at the exact moment that lindsay wanted her to be. Sam then went to lindsay's family and friends to encourage them to stage an intervention. Sam is terrified that her deeply depressed drugged out lover has entered into the final stages of a death spiral ala anna nicole smith and michael jackson. She finally convinced the fading young actress to enter a no nonsense counseling program that they will both attend. Things finally came to a head when sam found lindsay camped out on her doorstep at 5 am. Lindsay then became hysterical shouting and crying like a little child who had not gotten her way. Sam told her pals that she is afraid that she is going to come home one day and find lindsay dead. She believes that it is only a matter of time before lindsay ceases to exist.

EOnline - Most featured Blind Vice babes just guest star in this blolumn, but Morgan Mayhem’s practically a series regular here at the Awful Truth. Truthfully, she should be happy for the work, especially since she’s favored her drama and drug addiction over any semblance of a once spot-on career.

We’re almost falling asleep at Morg’s predictable downward spiral, and it looks like she’s bored, too—she’s looking for a change.

Not in lifestyle, like sobering up finally and screwing her head on right, but in drug choice. M2’s party days of dipping her nose in the white stuff just don’t thrill anymore, which may be why she turned to meth (Wonder if she and Emma Uh-Oh ever hung out in the same crystal-abusing circles?). Morgy got bored with that, too, and has moved onto something entirely new to stick in her bod.

And it’s deadlier than blow or meth, if you can believe it:

If Michael Jackson’s death can be used as a cautionary tale, Morgan Mayhem’s new fave things, prescription drugs, are the most dangerous things to abuse. Why? Well, (a) they’re easy to get and keep getting, as long as you get that first prescription, and (b) abusers don’t exactly consider themselves to be abusing drugs in the naughty sense of the D-word, since they got ‘em straight from a doctor. A medical “professional” gave them to me, so it must be OK! Right?

So wrong. Morg’s constantly up on Adderall, among other happy pills. Some wouldn’t be surprised that the unfocused honey’s got ADD, but this is strictly for recreational use as opposed to anything M2 actually needs—gives her a much-mellower high as opposed to an anxious tick like blow, and she can actually get some work done! Girl can actually fake being sober a lot better than she could before, which only encourages her to keep pill-popping like mad. But deep down she must know something’s not right, since she still tries to hide her habit from everyone around her.

But she’s not always successful: M2 was just caught red-handed with the script stuff by her dearest friends—the paparazzi. Spilled all over the sidewalk, reds, blues and purples falling out of her purse, M-hon scrambling to pick them all up. She begged her photo friends to erase the pics, which they did—and they would, if they wanted Ms. Mayhem to keep calling them whenever she goes out on the town.

So can’t anyone help poor Morgan? Anyone?

And It Ain’t: Kristen Stewart, Hayden Panettiere, Mischa Barton

she can actually get some work done! Girl can actually fake being sober a lot better than she could before, which only encourages her to keep pill-popping like mad. But deep down she must know something’s not right, since she still tries to hide her habit from everyone around her.

But she’s not always successful: M2 was just caught red-handed with the script stuff by her dearest friends—the paparazzi. Spilled all over the sidewalk, reds, blues and purples falling out of her purse, M-hon scrambling to pick them all up. She begged her photo friends to erase the pics, which they did—and they would, if they wanted Ms. Mayhem to keep calling them whenever she goes out on the town.

So can’t anyone help poor Morgan? Anyone?

And It Ain’t: Kristen Stewart, Hayden Panettiere, Mischa Barton

SHE IS NOT ON THESE PAGES BECAUSE:

THANK GOD, we are finally getting a break from this celebutard and her butch-dyke, money-grubbing GF.

FINALLY, we have a weekend of seeing hipper and way more interesting and beautiful celebs than these 2 mindless, tweeting lesbos.

THANK YOU x17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

further proof of how white trash BloHo is, she just tweeted about how she f*cking loves this Shakira "She Wolf" vid on YouTube------check it out----


...it is soooo laughably bad (esp.watch with sound off....LOL!!!!!!)

God, it's like a breath of fresh air...NO BloHo here all week-end!

Thank you x17!!!!!

(And we in L.A. are feeling fresher too....but dreading BloHo's return...wish she would move her and her stink FAR away!)

a guy (also a dj) wrote on twitter last night: Angels & kings watching lohan and ronson make out.

They were TOGETHER at angels & kings on friday night and saturday night !

5.41
wow, love them together !!!

Thanks X17 for not putting Blohan here-how refreshing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can Valtrex and a poorly-lit amateur porn tape be too far behind for Lindsay?

What a damn train wreck.

Lindsay is going to end up at some low rent brothel in central Long Island where they service migrant workers.

Whenever one especially unkempt migrant worker who doesn't have much money to spend comes in for a quickie they send him to the basement room where they keep Lindsay.

DISSAPOINTED AGAIN--you fat,hairy bull-dyke lesbos who keep checking here for some iota of "news" about Ms. CrackieHead and Hospice-Sam.

Hope you are all THANKING X17 for giving those 2 morons their "privacy" to blow each other all night long.

Backoff haters! Wow It seems that u love them, when u r coming back commenting all the time! U haters are all so jealous at them hahaha...

Do the world a favor and just overdose already lindsay. That way no one will have to deal with you or your pathetic little fan base constantly making you out to be some christ like figure who is being persecuted for things that she did not do.

overdose already... don't use more drugs... u have ur brains in fire and can only write creep y things... get some help please...

A psychological evaluation is what you need 9:18am. Clearly you need one because you idolize a low life like lindsay lohan. You truly need a reality check asap. Try cutting your wrists to see if it will bring you back into reality. If it does not work then try a little harder because if at first you do not succeed then try try again.

'Backoff haters'-I love that! It's like waiving a little red flag in our faces to abuse little retards like 6:41! Oh, such strong words. I am so scared. Oh my, were you holding up your hand in a stop fashion when you were really taking it to us there, sparky? Oh gee, what are you going to do when we call your nasty, dried out, wrinkled, haggish, drug abusing orange cUNt names? Yes, what will a retard like you do about it?

Are any of you aware of what is going on with one of lindsay's biggest critics? Page six of the ny post is firing people left and right. Maybe this is the beginning of the end for rupert murdoch's biggest weapon for character assassination against his enemies.

Gooooooooooooooo Linds ;)

Why the news blackout on Lilo?????


Because she SERIOUSLY violated her probation conditions while in Chicago.


SERIOUS stuff is going down right now.

Nude photos of one of the stars of that movie twilight have just been posted online for everyone to see. Lawyers are now threatening to go after anyone who posts the photos or looks at them.

Egotastic has the nude photos for everyone to see along with nude photos of lindsay lohan and britney spears.

Anne hathaway has just been voted the best actress in show business under the age of 30. She is referred to as the meryl streep of her generation. Lindsay lohan is nowhere on the list. Maybe if they were voting on who is the number one party girl under the age of 30 then lindsay lohan would be the top choice.

www . starmagazine . com
has a new topic: lindsay lohan and samantha ronson: Back on !

new pic of them together at angels & kings chicago (also with sam's sis annabelle). It's about them celebrating sam's birthday and more in chicago last weekend. It's CUTE ! read it !

*** i'm 2.23

the site i mentioned is wrong.
go for the artcicle (lindsay lohan and samantha ronson: Back on !) to:

http : // web . starmagazine . com /

2.27

have you also seen pic of them in chicago at 'darkroomdemons blogspot' ?
(with sam's dad)

CUTEEEEEEEEEE !

10:47am.... eeewwww I didn't know that u could describe yourself..... but it's okay we will try to understand u!

9:29am.... cutting wrists aren't so good idea...then u has no one to yelling at...

Lindsay is gorgeous, u should support ‘n respect her...

2:27pm... thank you so much.....
It's great!
2:41pm... yup... it's real cuuute

Aww, the poor Blohan fan got all butt hurt! Keep doing drugs and stealing shit while FUcking people over and you can aspire to be just like Blohan! A piece of orange shit!

also new topic of them at chicago (fadedyouthblog; samantha gets down, lindsay hides).

(2.23) or better 2.27 THNX, great article at starmagazine. liked the part: lindsay and sam sat side-by-side throughout the meal, occasionally leaving the table for smoke breaks and and to steal kisses outside. They kept smiling at eachother and holding hands, a source tells. It was very sweet.

The paps finally caught a super intimate conversation between Lindsay and Sam! So sweet!

http://
tinyurl.com/mwm3a4

twitter - ppl wrote (when LL & SR were at angels & kings chicago):
- angels and kings watching lohan and ronson make out.
- lindsay and sam ronson are still totally together FYI

ROHAN fans read article starmagazine (SEE: 2.27) !!!

This relationship will soon end-murder/suicide style. :-)

www dailymail co uk (under tv & showbiz)
topic: They're lovin' it: Lilo and Samantha Ronson's fast food feast... pizzas, crisps AND McDonald's.

(with pics lindsay arriving at sam's house on sunday (aug 9) with big bags full of food)

the SUN als has a topic about LL in chicago last weekend. with pics of LL and sam's sis.

(daily mail) Lindsay at sam's house on sunday evening with bags full of food

http : // ad . vu / igff

2,27 GREAT article about ROHAN in chicago at starmagazine !!! thanks

X17 Brazilian paps - stop blowing each other asap!!!!! Lindsay and Ali went to Gelson's and bought potato chips, Doritos, and DiGiorno pizza to eat at Sam's. Then Lisa - the assistant - brought over McDonalds. If you were not in your cars blowing each other perhaps you would have gotten the shot/story.

Aww, the poor Blohan fan got all butt hurt!

Keep doing drugs and

filling your lungs with cancer

and stealing sh*t

and losing chunks of hair at a time

while FUcking people over

and you TOO can aspire to be just like Blohan!

A piece of orange, freckled lesbian sh*t!

"it's time to give back to the world", so I will:

shop more than ever

post tweets about the multi-thousand $$$ I just spent on boots

stock up on frozen pepperoni pizzas, chips and other snacks and also send my assistant out for 2 massive bags of McDonald'(while more than 1/2 of the world goes to sleep hungry)

I am lesbian joke who LOVES that you all envy my ridiculous life! hehehe

yeah, all you moronic, lesbo, Lilo fans ...go to the the Daily Mail Online and check out the story,

"Kate Moss is wearing the effects of plenty of cigarettes and alcohol"

this will be BloHo a few years from now (plus a bald head)

re the latest pics of Ali with Bloho, carting junk food into Hospice-Sam's house:

HoHan is making Ali look like this on purpose, so she looks younger, right? Because no 15-year-old should look like a divorced mother of two (circa 1976) coming home after working a 12-hour shift as a cocktail waitress at HoJo's.

This girl needs an nanny in her life to wipe that make-up off with Vaseline before putting her a*s to bed.

Even scrubbing all that nasty make up off her face wouldn't help Ali, thanks to the effed up plastic surgery.

(What the F*CK is wrong with white- worstmotherofthecentury-oprah?)

Yep, the Lohans are officially trashier than Spears these days.
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regarding Ali:

At the rate she's going, she's gonna be looking like Mae West at her Sweet 16 birthday party.

And her fashion sense is a rip-roarin'
Cock-A-Doodle-Don't !!!

sweetgotDAMN, this chick is scarier than sh*t, I mean seriously she looks 40-something NO JOKE.


and all you moronic, lesbo, Lilo fans ...go to the the Daily Mail Online and check out the story,

"Kate Moss is wearing the effects of plenty of cigarettes and alcohol"

this will be BloHo a few years from now (plus a bald head)

My 60-year-old mom has a smoother neck than Ali.

Seriously, regarding Ali:


When did looking three times your age come into style?

And Lindsay dear, that hair is WAY too light for you. Who is styling you?

Lindsay looks bloated, brassy and worn out.

And Ali, my husband pegged her at 35 by the face.

We understand why the brain-dead losers are jealous of beautiful Lindsay.
Now they keep staring at gorgeous 15 year-old Ali and being jealous of her.
Those perverts need help,including anger management.

Use of the word 'jealous'= sure sign of an immature brain! And man are you messed up, stupid, and twisted!

God, she is gross.

But more to the point, it's not just the injected crap in her lips that's making her face look fat. It's the sun damage/drug usage/starvation that's breaking down the natural collogen in her skin causing her face to sag. Look at the area under her chin and below her cheek.

No 23 year-old should have that much droopy skin UNLESS they were obese and lost a lot of weight.