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Lindsay And Her French Boy Toy Party Separately!
Posted on Fri Jan 22, 2010 09:05 AM PDT
Well, after just one steamy makeout sesh, looks like Lindsay's Frenchman is on the outs!
Last night, while Lindsay partied with Brody and Kristin, Aurelien Wiik went to Voyeur.
An X17online spy inside the club tells us:
- Aurelien had a hard time getting in - standing outside in the cold for about 25 minutes in line waiting to get in. But regardless, I am super impressed that he was able to get into the hottest club on the hottest night. Is he a celebrity now? After only one night of being with Lindsay? How absurd.
Perhaps Wiik thought he could turn his one-night stand into a pseudo-relationship by trying to run into Lindz at the Thursday night hot-spot. Next time, check Samantha Ronson's schedule. She and Lindz may have been there last week, but this week Lindsay followed the DJ to her gig at Villa!
Our insider goes on to say:
- Aurelien was wearing this puffy jacket with a fur lined hood that he had up and over his head the entire night as though he is that big and doesn't want to be recognized. Even more absurd. He was very enamored by the club and kept on looking around at the nude dancers and all the chaos going on around him.
When he left, photogs asked him if he was going to rendez-vous with Lindsay, and Wiik responded by shooting back with his camera phone and saying, "You're wasting your time... I don't want your life." Because being a Hollywood star-f*#ker is so much better!
Awww, poor thing!
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Comments
She looks so much better now...
what FUCKING LOSER.
He looks cuteee and they met afterwards
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the French guy she was on the floor with tonguing?
Come on!! That was Monday!
Get real, she's been on to many more dudes since then.
He's an ugly dude. Linds must be back on drugs since Sam dumped her @ss.
Shemale Gaga and BiBlohan are cutters.
Trannies LOVE both of them!!!!!!!
Let's keep her work list up to date! Show the fat ugly haters that LiLo is still A-List!
- Baby sitting Ali at Beverly Hills mansions.
- Signing autographs in an Austrian mall
- Paid Escort in St Barts for Russian Billionaires
- Sex Toy launch in LA
- Paid Escort for 77 year old Austrian.
-several evenings of passing the pig
-several tweets about Haiti
-Soft core porn photo shoot
-party-crashing
-tonguing guy she just met on the floor of a clothing shop
-losing life-long friend,Pootie
-forgetting the kids in India
-hosting at Pure on Feb. 27
-hosting Atlantic City on Feb. 20th
-5% cut from stained clothing sold on lohanhouse website
-changing hair colour & wearing headbands cause she doesn't have any other reason for attention these days
Lilo got a new tat last night:
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever."
She looks soo much better when her hair is darker...!
I really wish she would cut her hair shorter - like the girl from ICARLY. Shorter hair would be much cooler & funky.
Ever heard of a one-night stand? Lindsay is promiscuous and everyone knows it. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing as long as she and her partners use protection, but somehow I don't see her as a girl who worries about that.
This french actor is sexy... that's undeniable. I think Lindsay still sees him and probably they met at the end of the night. Voyeur, the place where he was partying is only 5 minutes away from Villa where Lindsay was. I don't know about all of you but sometimes my boyfriend and I partied separately with our own friends and at the end of the night (say 3am or 4am) we reunite again... so I'm sure Lilo reunited with the French actor at the end of the night for a night of hot and steamy sex... You can tell she is satisfied, she is nothing but smiling now... French dude must do her really good...
black lungs
Haters are just sad and it just goes to show how intense their jealousy is toward this beautiful, child-like, tiny,bisexual,innocent,shy, multi-talented tartlet.
your photographers are really respectful, mocking another culture. way to go.
Speaking of Z-listers, while Mischa Barton is hustling as an extra on Law & Order SVU, Lindsay Lohan, still unemployed, has been invited as the guest of honour (paid escort) at the annual Vienna Opera Ball.
By all accounts, it’s the tackiest sh-t ever and if her predecessors are any indication, this would seem to be the case.
Lilo will follow in the illustrious footsteps of Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton.
How do you go from working with Tina Fey and Meryl Streep to parties for hire and begging entrance at award show events?
Word is she couldn’t get in anywhere except at the InStyle party after the Globes.
Paris Fashion Week is 6 weeks out. You’d think she’d be hunkered down at Ungaro by now given the disaster of last season, non? This is why it’s absurd when people don’t call her on her bullsh-t:
"I’m always working, I work so hard, you don’t understand how hard I work."
Please.
Let's keep her 2010 work list up to date! Show the fat ugly haters that LiLo is still A-List!
-traipsing around St Barts in a bikini for the paps
- Baby sitting Ali at Beverly Hills mansions.
- Signing autographs in an Austrian mall
- Paid Escort in St Barts for Russian Billionaires
- Sex Toy launch in LA
- Paid Escort for 77 year old Austrian.
-several evenings of passing the pig
-several tweets about Haiti
-Soft core porn photo shoot
-party-crashing
-tonguing guy she just met on the floor of a clothing shop
-losing life-long friend,Pootie
-forgetting the kids in India
-hosting at Pure on Feb. 27
-hosting Atlantic City on Feb. 20th
-5% cut from stained clothing sold on lohanhouse website
-changing hair colour & wearing headbands cause she doesn't have any other reason for attention these days
this is hilarious - that french dude is stalking lindsay while lindsay is busy stalking samantha!
He is hiding his face like he is a celeb - LOL! He is hiding it because he is ashamed to be linked to the skank of LA. 9:43 - funny post - tartlet? LOL, more like a fartlet, like her smells - eeewwww!
Her hair looks so dumb, she is clawing for any attention. She can dry her hair purple and pink and it won't matter. She is really the leper of Hollywood, the only attention she gets is from old guys who pay for her services.
The guy is besotted with Lindsay as she is with him. In this video he is talking to someone, then he leaves, straight to Lindsay's apartment. Good for you girl!!
FYI x17, Samantha didn't have a gig at Villa, she just turned up there, it was strange. Lindsay wasn't there at the time. Samantha left. Lindsay and her friends turned up about an hour later and stayed until the early hours. There was no partying at Lindsay's apartment, Brody Jenner lives in the same building, she just gave them a lift. Lindsay spent her time with the french guy.
she looks REALLY good now and I Love her darker hair
Love the dark hair Lindsay, fresh and clear eyes, the girl is doing well. Boy am I glad she isn't with that drunken craddle snatching so called DJ. After her set the other night at the Troubador, the audience were not impressed, Ronson was drunk...AGAIN. She is such a nasty bitch.
The french guy is very handsome, he has a beautiful face and hair. cutie!
the french dude sure is a hottie - oh la la - me likey him!!
Luve Lilo's new darker hairstyle, so so so much better then the blonde look. Put on some weight, dark brown/black hair, it's getting better and better each day. And she looks happier.
BOTH SEXY........Hawt
Audrina and Kristin both so much sexier, hipper and stylish than Linds could ever dream of.
Yea Dina, Our favourite of your press releases this week was announcing your 23 year old daughter will be the paid escort of a 77 year old fart in Austria.
And even HE said, he had never received so many "special requests and conditions" by someone he hired to be his escort.
Did any of your requests happen to be that the "escort" fee be donated to charity????
White trash scum.
With all the weaves and color, her hair is going to fall out soon. Her hair line is already receeding!
this guy is just another set up to fool the public into thinkink Lohan has changed
ha ha balony
First of all, we really don't know if lilo was at Villa at the same time Sam was there, maybe they were both at Villa but not at the same time. If you look at that other video you cannot see if Sam was leaving at the same time as Lindsay (the video was EDITED again, very weird). Those clubs are all close to each other anyway, so...
And she's with Brody and Kristin there. Last week Aurelien and Lindsay looked very much into each other, who knows what's going on between them. She's all smiles this week....he is smiling while checking his phone, I mean we dunno....maybe he and lilo starting dating, maybe not, who knows!
off-topic but:
Has anyone seen the Ungaro Pre-Fall collection?
It's seriously the ugliest effing collection I've ever seen.
Dina is not Lindsay's manager.
She is Ali's manager.
Yep, he's hot, absolutely.
But look at how hot Lindsay looks with her new hair color. DAYUMMMMMMMMMM
oh, Linds....
paid escort for 77 year old Austrian...
looking for love in all the wrong places...sigh
LaLohan's second collection for Emanuel Ungaro, Pre-Fall 2010 (@fashion spot):
Wow, it's actually quite sh*tty.
Why did they let her do a second line?
god, what a week...
LMFAO, it was just too easy.
The jokes write themselves with this trainwreck.
Lohan def. looks so much cuter now. I don't know what's going on between LiLo and Aurelien. I guess you cannot say at this point. Maybe it was just a hook-up, maybe there's something more going on. (at the same time it's a bit strange ll and sr were at villa last night, but you cannot really say what is going on watching these few minutes (edited) videos). And that Brody and Kristin and friends go back to lindsay's appartment building w/her doesn't say much either, maybe they live there, maybe a party. Those videos don't tell us anything.
One thing is sure, something OR someone is making Lindsay much happier these days. but WHO? She looks so much happier, fresher, more positive blah blah blah. I don't know WHO or WHAT makes her so happy, but she looks so much better.
he has a sexy voice lol
uhm party seperately, but do other things together?
wasn't lindsay at all last night at voyeur? only at villa?
These sites and mags always say "partied together" when it's just a case of being in the same place at the same time. It would be hard for Blohan not to be somewhere where real celebrities are because that's all she does...party,party,party. Oh and I forgot,lie about doing movies and other projects with real stars!
Her hair looks great, love it !
He's gross and looks like SaRo in that picture.
agreed, mocking people from another country with another language is just STUPID. He speaks french AND english (with an accent)
How many languages do those paps speak fluently ?
she looks damn good here, hope she can keep it up.
hot
this is the "oh look I changed my hair color, I"ve changed, hire me" ploy
Lohan is still the coolest girl out there....
it takes a lot to become the laughingstock of say, the BAR, or college professiors, etc.
but to become the laughingstock of an industry full of ,scammers, backstabbers,closet homesexuals,perverts,bottom feeders, et al.....now that is really a low
He has a nice smile in the video
I like LILO with a dark 'do, much sexier and also makes her look younger.
Partying/clubbing 5 nights in a row...working real hard sorting through all the A+list movie offer roles that are piling up on her manager's desk.
Real hard.
Reese is jealous.
Lindsay's quite busy in Feb.
She announced she is hosting at Pure on February 27, Atlantic City on the 20th.
Very A-list stuff!
-changing hair colour & wearing headbands cause she doesn't have any other reason for attention these days.
A-list all the way!
producers,directors,casting agents in 2007 were saying her career is over.
nothing has changed that yet.
In addition to airing on MTV and various other networks, an album of the performances will also be available for purchase.
Clooney thinks the opportunity to purchase the music afterward will help to extend the shelf life of the relief efforts beyond the one-night broadcast.
"We're gonna have 18 songs, and you're gonna get to hear Lindsay Lohan sing a song you never heard her sing before," he said. "John Legend is singing 'Motherless Child'; it's just great. We're gonna have some amazing performances, and I think that's gonna make it last a little longer than just a telethon."
Linds looks so beautiful
Lohan is f-ckin cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lindsay Lohan
oh, Linds....
paid escort for 77 year old Austrian...
looking for love in all the wrong places...sigh
She would screw anyone that she thinks could help her career but this just makes her a bigger joke than she already is.
Sad.
Lindsay looks one cut away from disaster.
The Austrian guy is 77 and married, and his wife usually accompanies him to the opera ball.
Get over it, there is nothing going on.
But Linday is a slut in all other ways - she is hardly the innocent girl her mother tries to make her out to be.
Liloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
She looks soooooooooo gooooooooood
luv linds
Dark hair + freckles + pale skin + green eyes = WINNER
yeah beautiful green eyes
just another attention whore who can't accept the fact that she was just a flash in the pan.
the real-life norma desmond from the film "sunset boulevard"
time to say goodbye to hollywood,it's already said bye bye to her.
Hohan to Tara Reid..."you're a hasbeen,you're so over it's not even funny".....to quote someone else who can't stand Hohan,JT "what goes around comes around"
Hohan is no nice person...Karma,for treating people like sh*t.
if she got herself together,stopped putting herself right in the paps' sights..shopping,clubbing where she knows they will be,stop calling them.
you'll see how much attention she commands,now it is just based on her being a trainwreck,not a genuine interest.
she knows fully well if she steps out of the limelight,it'll all be over,that's why she's afraid to.
someone sure of their talent,wouldn't be.
is she dating him or not????
She doesn't say a word,she justs throws herself in front of any camera she sees,puts on her 'look at me' act.
3:13pm..is that you Lindsay
your delusions make Charles Manson's seem rationale.
In the video (at Church) it 'looked' like they knew each other for a longer time, not just a hook-up. He also left there with lindsay and her mom in her car. Maybe it's nothing...
Lindz looks very pretty in the picture above.
wonderful eyes, smile, face, hair
DUMPED!!!!
Seriously, Lindsay Lohan:
HOW MUCH MONEY,CASH HAVE YOU DONATED?
HOW MUCH MONEY,CASH HAVE YOU DONATED?
HOW MUCH MONEY,CASH HAVE YOU DONATED?
And until you state it publicly, SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!!
And STOP tweeting about us--Haiti does NOT need to be a part of your attention-seeking.
Linds,
I know it's not til next monnth, but write a post-it to yourself to be sure to pack the string bikini and hooker shoes you wore in St Barts when you go to Austria.
When you sign autographs at the mall parking lot,(scheduled for Feb 12th), you will get even more attention wearing that!!!
LOSER LILO LOOKING LAME, LAZY, AND LOWER LIPS LOOSE!
4:36 Bravo---that needed saying--it is DISGUSTING how the Lohans use third world poverty and misfortune to boost their tired, D-list "careers".
DI-SGUST-ING.
She hasn't donated anything, never will, she is broke, self absorbed, ugly inside, and wasn't invited to anything, except to grant her oral favors as others watch in disgust. I assume the other celebs are scared she will steal their coats and jewels. Haiti, India and the world, hates the firecrotch.
god, her face is so annoying
She is going to appear at the Haiti telephone f**king Petey
She is going to appear at the Haiti telephone f**king Petey
Why is this even news?
She's just getting in and out of cars, posing, coked up.
A Public Service Announcement:
This is your FACE on drugs!
Instructions before attending opera in Austria
1. Wear panties. Everyone has already seen your diseased firecrotch on the net
2. Wear a bar. Your augmented boobs sag like a cow.
3. Wear a hat. You are balding.
4. Covery your cuts.
5. Lot of makeup to cover your bad complexion.
6. Hold your head so double chin won't be as noticeable.
7. Don't talk. You show your lack of education and low IQ the more you speak.
8. Don't give anyone head in the mens rooms.
9. Don't chew gum during the opera.
10.Don't play your iPod during the opera.
11 Insist that the 80 yr old guy paying you wear a condom. At his age veneral disease could kill him.
Instructions before attending opera in Austria
1. Wear panties. Everyone has already seen your diseased firecrotch on the net
2. Wear a bar. Your augmented boobs sag like a cow.
3. Wear a hat. You are balding.
4. Covery your cuts.
5. Lot of makeup to cover your bad complexion.
6. Hold your head so double chin won't be as noticeable.
7. Don't talk. You show your lack of education and low IQ the more you speak.
8. Don't give anyone head in the mens rooms.
9. Don't chew gum during the opera.
10.Don't play your iPod during the opera.
11 Insist that the 80 yr old guy paying you wear a condom. At his age veneral disease could kill him.
4:50 correction, Haiti telethon
4:50 correction, Haiti telethon
454 I don't think she can remember all of that.
Maybe she should just concentrate on #8.
Definitely not girlfried material. She is someone to screw when it is 4 a.m. and you are totally drunk. Certainly not someone to date. Past boyfriends are embarressed to have gone with her
4:45
12. Don't leave your panties in the mens room if you get screwed in one of the stalls
2 hotties
Here eyes look more beautiful when her hair has a darker color, just sayin'
Girl looks def good these days.
Back to the 'old Lilo' woooohooo
Moreeeeeeeeee LILO plz Hot! Hot! Hot!
Dear Lindsay:
Hair dye isn't going to fix it.
Love, Sarah
Brunettes have more fun
Uh-oh!!! Did we spot BloHo manninng one of the phones at the Telethon!!??
If you get her, DO NOT GIVE HER YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION!!!
ASK TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
Is she performing at the telethon? Or giving a speech?
Linds is definitely on the way back up! Girlfriend is looking gooood, seems happier now that she has shed that douche aka Mansam.
6:04/1
11. Do not tell the caller the donation is only for the attractive Haitians.
Too bad she can no longer do Disney remakes...cause that's all she really ever did.
A career stalled as a teenager, quotes on your arms,smoking the same cigarettes as her,doesn't equal
'this generation's Marilyn Monroe'.
She is completely irrationale and delusional.Maybe one day she'll wake up to reality.
looking so sexy! Each day she looks better & better.
She's now #22 on the FHM 100 sexiest women in the world 2009 list (www fhmonline com), but I bet she gets a higher ranking for 2010. She's better looking, perfect weight, is glowing again and now her hair is back to black (or dark brown)
14.Do not reroute donations to LohanHouse.
15.Do not bore the caller with stories about your siick comeback.
16.Do not try to sell caller orange spray-tanner.
Great Post 6:27, Good Night
She was a paid escort in St Barths. She went there on private jet. After a week of the men passing the pig around she traveled back coach class and rental car. Part of the compensation for her pass the pig trips is an airfare for her sister
She was a paid escort in St Barths. She went there on private jet. After a week of the men passing the pig around she traveled back coach class and rental car. Part of the compensation for her pass the pig trips is an airfare for her sister
Haven't seen the twat on the telethon. She is probably fetching water for the real stars, if she is even there. She's not, good pt 6:27, she is a liar, I would never give her credit card info = thief, drug addict, and liar.
lindsay doesnt care about that guy, she probably used to him to make samro who dumped her again jealous. she is back to stalking samro in clubs and on twitter again now. whats new?
such a pretty girl, LOVE the hair
"Maybe if we keep posting on a celeb gossip blog that Lindsay is cute, hot, beautiful, going to have big 2010, is an amazing talent and that Sam is a bad person she will got a gig other than as a paid escort or event host"
"Maybe if we keep posting on a celeb gossip blog that Lindsay is cute, hot, beautiful, going to have big 2010, is an amazing talent and that Sam is a bad person she will got a gig other than as a paid escort or event host"
"Maybe if we keep posting on a celeb gossip blog that Lindsay is cute, hot, beautiful, going to have big 2010, is an amazing talent and that Sam is a bad person she will got a gig other than as a paid escort or event host"
lindsay is still following ronson around so this boy seems totally unimportant. probably a ploy to get ronson jealous or whatever.
pissflaps ??? wtf
anyone who quotes tila tequila is a ridiculous..rofl
maybe she's seeing this french hottie out of the public eye, who knows? they both looked quite happy in that video.
7:26. 23 year old paid escorts become 30 year old street hooker
7:26. 23 year old paid escorts become 30 year old street hooker
@ 7.46. Not likely, she went to the club that samro was dj'ing instead of her usual spot last night. samro is working in the bahamas now and lohan is tweeting about the bahamas and @ ronson. obsessed as ever..
7:46 She almost dry humped on the floor of store 20 minutes after they met. She normall waits at least 30 minutes when meeting someone new
7:46 She almost dry humped on the floor of store 20 minutes after they met. She normall waits at least 30 minutes when meeting someone new
X17's post is correct. This douche was typical of Lindsay's one night stands when Samantha won't call her back. She messed around and the next day forgets they exist. So douche shows up at Voyuer hoping Lohan will be there and he can pretend it is more than a forgotten one night stand. Tough luck Frenchie. You all might notice several illogical posts prattling on that Lohan and the douche met up later and how she is so happy. That is the Lindsay Lohan fan club. They are freaks who are obsessed that Lindsay is not still stalking Samantha. The only time Lindsay goes to Villa is if Samantha is there. And the only time Samantha leaves early is if Lindsay shows up. She can't get out of there quick enough.
lilo looks amazingly CUTE with the new dark hairdo, looks sooooooo much better.
btw, Villa is a spot lilo still hangs out on a regularly basis, samro NEVER goes there anymore, so i dunno why samro did go there this time. Same as last week at Voyeur, another club samro doesn't go anymore (she said something like that herself on twitter) and then she goes there on a thursday night, that's the night lindsay always hangs out at Voyeur. So don't know what to think of that....it could be the other way around, but that samro hides it better....or let's say, they both probably do it. We're talking about 2 spots that Lindsay still visited recently and Samro not. You can check that, it's not so difficult.
Linds is the cutestestestestestestestest
He kicked the Crack Quacker to the curb!!! Just like everyone else does.
Casting is complete for most features going to production in 2010. Better luck in 2011 Lindsay
And you're blind and delusional and grovel at the feet of a drug addict thief. It's why you're a loser.
Didn't see her there. I guess she couldn't crash a telethon, or donate money, or do anything. Oh yeah, there's drugs, booze, and people she can steal from at the club. Unfortunately, bjs are the only way in the front door and she isn't good at that, her god awful scent scares people away. Nasty, piece of rat shit!
Makes me proud! The last person I would want to deal with is some morally vacant drug addict Blohan wannabe loser! Go smoke some crack and drink a fifth to commune with you special ho!
your special ho!
LL HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
She's an ugly mutt, just like the rest of that twisted family of hers.
Liloooooooooooooooooo such a cutie
Liloooooooooo is a nasty hoeeeeeee.
You two fight like you know each other.
No sorry, I'm not a drunken druggy thief like your worthless POS hero is. You must think it's cool to fawn over bad people and criminals. It's people like you that often form relationships and even marry inmates in prison who are murderers, thieves, and general scum. Blohan is a pathetic loser and so are you! The fact that you think she is so awesome says exactly what is true about you! You wallow in crap like a pig! But she needs stupid enablers like you to cheer her on to screwing over the next person and then make her feel good about it! I proudly despise people like you and her! People who continue to take the bad path and revel in it! I spit on slime like the both of you!
I like the word fawn too. :)
Oh and I really hope the two of you don't know each other.
11:48, 11:31 is the almost certainly the same delusional loudmouth that was going to try to sue everyone on this board who didn't lick her and Blohan's boots. Like I said, very delusional that one!
Hmmm, it’s quiet. Did I interrupt the pious lunatic‘s concentration?
11:51 Thanks for the explanation. I need a moment to laugh.
Am I right? This raving lunatic thinks they know you?
It doesn’t matter. It’s obvious revenge fantasies have warped her mind.
I avoid people like you like the plague
Hmmm pious one, if avoid people like that poster what are you doing here? It looks like you're stalking them.
Yup, 11:54 thinks that they are psychic. Good for a laugh though! I'm just glad that scum like that dislikes me. It's good feedback to know you are hated by the scum of society! Have a fun time in prison and too bad your delusions for taking other people's money will never pan out for you, you leech!
Oh the pious one thinks they can tell whether that poster is using drugs and alcohol through their magic monitor. They should patent it and make a fortune in fantasyland.
Or what? Are you going to threaten to sue everyone again? Try that again and see how far that goes. Which would be nowhere, just like the last time.
Hey, it's the scum that idolize nasty thieving drug addicts like Blohan! You think people that get wasted on drug and steal other people's things are cool, well that say a lot about what your motivations in life are.
I really don't give a rat's ass who you are. I'm just glad that criminal wanna-bes like you dislike people like me, who won't even steal a pen from an office, not to mention bigger criminal items.
12:05 She need meds. Badly. It reminds me of someone who was described as being off her rocker on another site. I wouldn't put it past her.
I saw those links too. Yeah, no one likes that idiot much and that's probably exactly who it is. Even the blog owner came out shredded that fool publicly! Doesn't matter much anyway. Just another Blohan bootlicker.
You got that right, I am not a drunk or a druggy and absolutely will not steal a single thing from anyone. I won't screw over others to make my way through life like Blohan and you would. Stealing and criminal acts are done by psychos like Blohan and you! You obviously have little problem with those sorts of things.
Last thought: Some may know who I am, I have been here before. I have never tried to sue anyone. Have fun being a defective detective!
That was helpful. Someone here use to call Adnan’s groupies defective detectives. I surmise you are one of three miserably lonely women. Need a new project, eh?
12:16 She permanently damaged herself. It’s actually funny.
I’m hoping his cadre of lawyers seize her hard drive.
It's an easy line to stay on the right side of the law. Many, like your typical Blohan fan, think this line is blurred and dance all over it in their selfishness. People like that make it suck for those who aren't criminals. That's what jails and prison are for.
To get publicly called out like that by a blog owner and called a lunatic! That was a hilarious link that got dropped here!
After reading it, I laughed for a good 5 minutes. I finished downloading a file and need restart
Night!
Oh and toodles pious lunatic!
Goodnight to the non-Blohan loon! Sleep well!
That didn't come out right. Goodnight to the person who isn't the Blohan loon. The other person, the Blohan fanatic/idolizer, can stuff it.
I'm restarted.
Don’t worry, I knew what you meant.
I think the correct wording is: Stuff it Carmi!
Night!
Casting is complete for most features going to production in 2010.
Better luck in 2011, Linds.
She makes it too easy!!!
Checking her recent twitter-thon, she posts a washed out pic from last nght and captions it,
"The organizer george colony "
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
528 Wow, and it took the brainiac a week to figure out she better ante up by putting the proceeds from her ugliest pair of leggings (shiny white spandex)to Haitian releif funds.
Too dumb.
More from Linds--yeah, she really knows her way around the A-list crowd:
"mark walberg, Hale berry"(from LL's twitter)
Anyone who had the misfortune to get BloHo manninng one of the phones at the Telethon last night:
CHECK YOUR CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS VERY CAREFULLY FOR THE NEXT MONTH
BLOHO AND HER SLEAZY FAMILY HAVE THAT INFORMATION!!!
THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
Most features to be made in 2010 have already signed their casts. Better luck in 2011. This yr will be more screwing Petey
Instructions to Firecrotch before telethon
1. Keep your panties. Most everyone has seen the diseased twat on the net.
2. Keep your bra on. Your artificial boobs hang to your waist.
3. Don't say more than necessary. You are uneducated and have a low IQ.
4. Don't tell donors that it is for paying you an escort fee. Hustle on your own time.
5. When camera is on hold your head up so double chin is not as noticeable.
6. Don't ask any callers if they want you to give them head.
Bloho is too selfish and arrogant to ever get it. She's a failure in what is really important in life.
11:41 is really admitting that he's a drunk,a druggie,a thief,a stalker
and maybe a killer who is going after the Lohans because they have
fame and fortune while he has nothing. He needs a lot of therapy.
Typical LOWhan fan trying to sweep LOWhan dirt onto others.
that picture to the right of her looking like a strung-out hooker with her john ready to pop her fake boob,
is all that is needed to cancel out any delusional defense of this obviously unstable alcoholic/drug addict.
1:03pm...great comment,but that is hohan's egg donor aka white doprah.
all one needs to do is listen to those taped calls..to know the egg donor in private totally agrees with you.
every public statement that nobody makes is a lie..the truth is an enemy to a LIEhan.
being who they really are is too unbearable to face.
barely functioning cretins from a long line of criminals.
Instructions from Vienna Operaa
1. Wear your panties. Everyone has seen your diseased twat already.
2. Wear a bra. Your boobs hang like those on an old lady.
3. No iPod
4. No chewing gum
5. The mens room is not to be used for you to give head
6. No drug using during the Opera
7. Don't drink before coming to the Opera
8. Try not to talk too much. You are uneducated and have a low IQ
It is so apparent how uneducated Lindsay is,so it's not surprising that she can't read the writing on the wall.
The career is over...she blew that opportunity sky-high.
It hardly comes around once in a lifetime..it ain't happening twice,not for an unremarkable actress.
This girl's Tweets never let you down.
A few gems, a 23 year old woman tweeting
Mia M is Icky
"It is truly horrible what has happened to the people and children in Haiti"
(tinyurl/.com/yf8x3b4) guess Lowhan doesn't know that children are also people,as she continues on her 'trying to be Angelina tour',maybe someone can point it out to her,that Angelina didn't need to do charity work to revive her career..it wasn't stalled.
And most importantly,she is genuine about it.
So why does she refuse to deal with her addiction problems? She even punched her own mother in the face for suggesting to get help.
Even her own parents talked about it and it would still seem to be a concern, although money and publicity would be a bigger concern for them.
And punching her mother was ok for suggesting rehab? So you see no addictions problems? Ok then, just go with that fantasy then....
let it spin for awhile then poke it with a stick to make it scream
Ok, whatever.
spin fruit loop spin
cutter luva
spin spin spin
private
hey fruit loop paranoia will destroy ya lol
Got it.
4:57 needs to pick up the sharp edges of their broken dream with their ass.
nutter must have quote toliet paper and the runs lol
lmao
Probability of addiction?
This whole family is nucking futs!!
unique mind having a meltdown
where are they ? lol
Anyone else notice that she is hawking her stupid leggins to "help" Haiti????
Unfreaking believable!!
You can pick up such leggins at any boutique After-Christmas-Sale in any mall for around ten bucks.
can't wait til she queries lol sucka
poke poke
Nothing to pick up. She destroyed herself. The weird looks and questions won't be in her mind. They'll be real.
@5:25 yep lol
don’t sign off. catch ya where I catch ya.
Runs lol F’n awesome!!!
The "under one hundred IQ club" convenes again.
AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM!
January 8th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
http:// bit.ly/6JiO9q
FROM
January 2, 2010 7:47 PM
http:// bit.ly/8foO9F
Poor Britney talks crazy conspiracy theorists
http:// www.poorbritney.com/blog/?p=11931
http:// www.poorbritney.com/blog/?p=12025
Plus CLC, Sam Lutfi and Jordan Miller
http:// community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/43253120.html
Too bad about her....everything.
that bicth still stalking sam, just wait and see in a few days she will twit again that sam is cheating on and much she love sam. and then another cut on her arm..what's news?so linds..
that bicth still stalking sam, just wait and see in a few days she will twit again that sam is cheating on and much she love sam. and then another cut on her arm..what's news?so linds..
"Why did Armani pick ugly Megan for the campaign instead of me??"
"Why did Armani pick ugly Megan for the campaign instead of me??"
Anyone who had the misfortune to get BloHo manning one of the phones at the Telethon last night:
CHECK YOUR CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS VERY CAREFULLY FOR THE NEXT MONTH
BLOHO AND HER SLEAZY FAMILY HAVE YOUR INFORMATION!!!
THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
oops, did i give away one of my families' grifter schemes?
Well no wonder she had to take a job as a paid "escort" to a 77 year old Austrian lecher – turns out Lohaan is being sued for bailing on her rent.
Apparently she owes 3 months at $7K a month on an apartment in L.A. for which she signed a 1 year lease. She’s behind on October, November, and December.
Work those parking lot autograph gigs, hon.
Singer/songwriter Ne-Yo has been drinking antifreeze instead of letting it leak out of the bottom of his car. Because that’s the only possible – rational – explanation we can come up with for why in the world he would say that Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming album sounds like anything other than sh*t.
Ne-Yo told PEOPLE that he and Stargate approached the Lohan project “as a challenge. ‘Can we make a song for Lindsay Lohan that people were gonna take seriously?’ I think we did it,” he said.
LOL: "The organizer george colony "
LiLo looks healthier being with men.
hohan wasn't at that telethon..if she was her lying squad aka her family would be all over here,going on about how it means she's an a-lister -which of course it wouldn't - but desperate people grasp at anything.
rose mcgowan was definitely there and she's maybe c-list.
hohan really did it,she screwed herself over big-time,thought her time at the top was gonna last forever,that she could do whatever she wanted.
treat people like crap,show-up when she wanted,act like a spoiled brat,etc.
then reality came crashing down.
The shrieking on Samantha's doorstep,the fresh cutting marks,the porn photo-shoot,the crazy tweets,constant clubbing despite supposedly being in recovery and so many other issues..aren't from years ago
and even in those phone calls it's mentioned that she is 22,she's only 23 now,so how can it be from years ago.
It's beyond reasoning why some people just won't admit,this girl is seriously in need of some major help.
Instrucions while at Vienna oera
1. Wear panties. Everyone has already seen your twat
2. Wear a bra. Boobs hang to your waist are not a turn on
3. Cover your cuts
4. Do something about your lips
5. Lot of makeup. Your complexion is bad
6. Speak as little as possible. You are an idiot with a low IQ and uneducated
7. Don't use the rest rooms for screwing or giving head
8. Don't text during performance
Instrucions while at Vienna oera
1. Wear panties. Everyone has already seen your twat
2. Wear a bra. Boobs hang to your waist are not a turn on
3. Cover your cuts
4. Do something about your lips
5. Lot of makeup. Your complexion is bad
6. Speak as little as possible. You are an idiot with a low IQ and uneducated
7. Don't use the rest rooms for screwing or giving head
8. Don't text during performance
To those idiotic enough to even think of buying Bloho's over-priced (even on "sale")leggings, in hopes of making a donation to Haitian Relief:
DON'T--there are far better ways to contribute, and be sure of knowing where it goes and how much of the money actually gets to the people in need!!
**If you already have purchased ANYTHING through Lohanhouse or the leggings company:
CHECK YOUR CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS VERY CAREFULLY FOR THE NEXT MONTH
BLOHO AND HER SLEAZY FAMILY HAVE YOUR INFORMATION!!!
THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
Just when I was about to read about all the A-listers at last night's SAG Awards, I came across the item about Linds promoting her leggings at a K-Mart in Sherman Oaks.
DING! DING! DING! We have a winner for the most glamorous event held on January 23, 2010!
Wow, does she work hard!
11.30
Well, at least she's working. I'm trying to be nice today.
11:30 She is on the ho stroll and will pick up any trick, er, trade that pays. Good for her!
Look, Lindsay's got a lot of bills and she smartened up enough to show up for whatever job is paying.
She looks a lot better than she has in the recent past so I'm guessing someone took the straw out of her nose, hosed her off, sat her down and shoved the reality of her situation into her 23 year old face.
Watching HERBIE
lol lindsay lohan when she was actually clean. lol
So hard to observe-
Lindsay is randomly jealous of anyone hanging around with Samantha
I'm thinking of going as Lindsay to a 2000s-themed costume party - what would you recommend as a costume?
I think her current trainwreck phase is more appropriate for this event than how she was in the earlier part of the decade.
seems like she is trying the britney-spears-therapy to color away her demons.
but girlfriend should know that this doesn't work - she needs a daddy like britney or somebody in her life who is willing to control her.
1153 def the trainwreck phase would be much more fun and cheaper to do...have fun!!!
I just feel bad that Lindsay is so over-worked that she can't do all the A-list roles that are submitted to her.
want some Sunday fun? search out the pics for this:
TV personality Dina Lohan and actress/singer Ali Lohan attends the 8th Annual Animal Fair Magazine Halloween pet costume party
LOL!!!!!!
12:29
ia
the way she gets chased by the paparazzi and the way she so craves the attention really reminds me of britney spears during her 2008 period - going to clubs, supermarkets - and communicating with the paparazzing and seeming genuinely happy to receive reactions and compliments by those kind of people -
that's really sad.
12:34
that's what I've been saying all along to those that think she's misunderstood.
She freaking absolutely calls the attention on herself and loves it. All the outings with the paparazzi in tow, the twits etc., girl is an attention whore. Period.
I however do feel sorry for her misguided little sister. Dina is too busy fame whoring and trying to be a friend than a parent.
Gerard Butler is still following through on taking legal action against those who claimed he was with Lindsay.
So embarrassing! (for Lindsay) -
Normally celebs laugh at that kind of thing.
12:29 very true, don't see any big studios banking on Lindsay being happy and healthy, or even around in the biz, six months down the road...
12:42 remember when the tabloids said she and Chace Crawford hooked up? He said in an interview he would never touch her
Watching and laughing as the failure at 12:58 tries to argue with bloggers. LOL
Supermodel Ali earns more money in one week than any of the losers
will earn in their lives but every day they claim that they are not jealous.
They can't understand how foolish they look.
No takers for failure bait @ 1:18, 1:28. LOL
1:43 we are LOLing too...pass the Lysol!
Spraying a protective mist of Lysol and passing the can. Now someone pass the failure a thorazine drip because they’re overdue for their chemical lobotomy!
Polanski belongs in prison for his crime. The failure belongs in a psych ward hooked up to high voltage.
Flick, flick, getting the drip ready.
Your "under one hundred IQ club" is convening again.
They await your presence.
Btw I heard Ian and BH kids are onto her too.
Knocking on the failure's thick skull. It's one of your sick friends freak.
i can tell where h
it isn't cute.
Casting is complete for most features going to production in 2010.
Better luck in 2011 Lindsay.
Poor ignorant failure. Doesn’t know those pedo lovers are the same freaks who think the law doesn't apply to Blohan. hehe
"deserve"!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!
Loved the one about Dina, Roman and Ali.
SPARE US!!!!!!!!
Gosssip, gossip, gossip. hehe
To those idiotic enough to even think of buying Bloho's over-priced (even on "sale")leggings, in hopes of making a donation to Haitian Relief:
DON'T--there are far better ways to contribute, and be sure of knowing where it goes and how much of the money actually gets to the people in need!!
**If you already have purchased ANYTHING through Lohanhouse or the leggings company:
CHECK YOUR CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS VERY CAREFULLY FOR THE NEXT MONTH
BLOHO AND HER SLEAZY FAMILY HAVE YOUR INFORMATION!!!
THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
Blohan’s working out her daddy issues hanging with old geezers.
You have to give her credit. She was right when she screeched, nobody loves me. Props to her father for THAT gem.
The failure's chemical lobotomy will take too much time. Get the high voltage ready.
"It" won't leave for it's "Under-One-Hundred IQ club" meeting.
So ee are off to Costco for jumbo-size canisters of Lysol.
See ya later!
Brit's Haiti thread looks like Sam or Adnan's groupies were posting. LOL
2:55
Just curious, whom are referring to when you post, "If you would like a glimpse...."??????
"Who" is the "you"???????
2:51 THANK YOU!!!!!!!
Gwen Stefani - looking casual yet chic' as usual--so sexy, so hip,so hot---with a fab career and family.
Heartbreaking to me that Lindsay can only book hosting gigs and paid escort gigs to old geezers.
hope she can change :(
3:08 I dont owe anyone any explannations and esp.YOU, and I meanYOU.
always kind, 2:55
Roasting a failure and tasty marshmellows at the campsite!
If you haven't left for Costco yet, please pick up a few jumbo-size canisters of Lysol for me too!
Sounds like a Blohan fan stripped their working nut today!
Ya think? LOL!
I don’t want to be rude -- waving at the failure clicking refresh like a frustrated borderline monkey!
Just dropped by to say a quick hello. I hope life is good in your corner of the world.
suck a nanna'
Anyone want a dousing of Lysol?
Bon Soir,
Pleeease, can any of Lilo's fans help me?
I was with her last week (you probalbly all saw me on the video)...and now I am covered in red, itchy spots.
Don't know what to do. Please advise. Merci, Aurelien
1:18pm...your comments are about as real as your "showbiz career"
words cannot describe how pitiful and pathetic you are.
despite burning desire to be a star,apparently unaware that complete losers do not become stars,they marry lunatics...hey but you will always be known as 'the worst mother ever',can't take that away from you.
Hey you, it’s me. :) Be careful around the failure. She's certifiably insane.
Oh and it’s NOT Dina. The failure is baiting you.
Shhhhh, a psychotic stalker who thinks there is only one person here mumbled at 9:30. Be quiet. Maybe it will mumble again.
Yay! The psychotic stalker a5 9:45 admitted she is INSANE. You know what they say failure, admitting YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND is the first step. You're overdue to for a compressive psychiatric evaluation. Get on that.
I leave PI work up to professionals. :D
OH MY GOD that person reads PUBLIC PROPERTY RECORDS???? I'm shocked!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
@9:58 self-referential asshole.
same as before let it spin for awhile then poke it with a stick to make it scream
LOL I want her to post the records now.
Looking for obsession? Read those links up top. The Lohans better hide their bank statements and dirty underwear because she likes to sniff e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
Oh you’re ignorant and lazy! LOOK UP!
You're an ignorant and lazy asshole. Too bad for you.
I haven't a clue why anyone would see YOU as a healthy. Pssst, every person is human. Using "human being" makes you sound like an utter moron.
Oh and the majority of celebrity stalkers are insane fans such as yourself!
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7374974/
Let me know when you stop being an ignorant and lazy asshole. Open the links. Read the links. Follow the links in the comments on the other sites. Until then you’re boring the shit out of me.
Case in point. One insane fan (like YOU) has spent two years dissecting the Spears family from court documents, contracts, real estate assets, business partners, banking to her personal life. The inferences about her father are obscene. Nice fans, huh asshole?
The person in those links comes to shit stir just link you. You must be so proud. Asshole.
Imagine what she could do with the Lohan's dirty laundry! LOL
that dude is fame whore..poor linds
@ 11:15 I don't have a fucking clue what you're rambling about psycho. Want to try that again in English? LOL
11:18 MY GOD you're ignorant! Did I say you were her? No. Assume away asshole.
Would you like to share your mental disability or do you want everyone who reads her to guess? Personally, I think your slow-witted. You can’t seem to understand even simple sentences. Of course. Brit is fine where she is. If it weren’t for her father she might have died. Lets try this again shall we? THE INFERENCES ABOUT HER FATHER ARE OBSCENE!
Understand now, ASSHOLE?
Ooops here
I'm looking forward to Monday.
hehe
How did her husband die?
Poor you. Not much of a reader either, huh? Read the posts instead of asking stupid questions!
@11:38 I don't know. I never asked.
So tell us about the alias you're hunting. LOL I’m dying to know the juicy details. I bet others are too.
You think I live in a shit hole like Merrick? LMAO!
Brit nearly drove her car off a cliff one night before she was hospitalized. God damn you’re slow-witted.
Where were we? Oh yeah. Of course you're MIND BOGGLED. You're slow-witted. She comes here and shit stirs just like you. See the period? It means the end of a sentence. THE END OF A THOUGHT.
NOW take a look at what she’s done to the Spears THEN you may get a glimpse of the Lohan’s future.
Rabid fans CONSUME celebs.
P.S.
You are miserable c@unt. I love yanking your chain because you NEVER fucking learn.
Oh but you do care you miserable fucking c@unt or you wouldn't have accused me of this bullshit:
I`m not hunting any alias. I just suspect you are FULL of them. Like your little monster mother of merrick alias.
That girl need to tear your fucking hide.
This loon is fun. Poke her again.
spin spin spin
Slow-witted asshole, see all the letters on your screen? They are called words. Put them together and they make sentences. If you had any fucking common sense you would read before posting. But you don’t. You want everything spoon fed to you like a fucking infant. You’re an ignorant, miserable c@unt! Too bad. So sad.
@12:11 ta ta slow-witted asshole!!!
I love Lindsay. She's a goddess.
Whoops I forgot the rest of my sentence. I love Lindsay. She's a goddess of soft core porn photo shoots.
Oh and miserable c@unt, thanks for coming by and letting us yank your chain. Cya LOL
Is Lilo still a clit licker or is she back to sucking dick?
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
Hey you. Flame that idiot to your hearts content.
Thanks 12:29 is my fave quote.
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
It’s Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations!
Probably a 12-step fundy.
Linsanity Loon channeling Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations: I'm going to do a terrific blog today! And I'm gonna help people! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!
Holy crap, LL has dumbass fans.
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
Linsanity Loon channeling Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations: You are in denial. But we are going to trace it, face it, and erase it. I want you to look at the mirror - come on, don't look at me, only you can help you. [ Al looks into the mirror ] Look at the mirror. Come on. That's it. Okay. I want you to say Hi, Me! Love you. Nobody else does.
DEAR LINDSAY LOHAN,
Of course you know that all the things that are written and said about you are completely false.ONLY YOU know what is really going on to your personal and professional life.All the other things are just for having something to talk about.I dont care if your hair is black,red,blonde.One is the point.What is going on inside you.I really hope that you are as happy as you seem recently and negative comments dont bring you down.You know you deserve the best and i wish someday to find the perfect match for you that will make you really happy and share the rest of your life. You know you are beautifull with so much talent and you have so many things to give.You are only 24.I know you have your ups and downs but as long as you think that you are not alone,people love you so much and maybe some of them go through similar problems in their life,it will just make you feel better.Ignore the haters and keep near you just a few friends and of course your precious family.
NEVER GO BACK AND REMEMBER SITUATIONS THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIVE AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE.WE LIVE FOR HOPES NOT FOR MEMORIES.
12:48 that was funny. We should do those all night sometime.
12:54 lol even funnier. Have a guddin'
ah ha ha the loon is using her fake name again.
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
cutter guide to razors measure twice and cut once
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
DEAR LINDSAY LOHAN,
Of course you know that all the things that are written and said about you are completely false. I try to lie for you but no one beleives me. Your daddy told the truth. You're on more drugs than he thought. God took your entire career away from you. Because you've forsaken everything He's given you. You've done nothing but misuse all the gifts your given. You're a dumbass.
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
Michael Lohan: "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that ... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
1:01 She need that one. Cutter's arms and legs are gross.
“Razors are too great a burden to bear. It injures the viewers eyes more than it injures the cutter's body.”
“If you realized how weak and addictive your thoughts are, you would never show your face in public.”
Ethics are nothing Lohans. They have no reverence for life. They ignore the fundamental principle of morality, namely, that good consists in maintaining, promoting, and enhancing life, and that destroying, injuring, and limiting life are evil. They are evil criminals.
When you come to the end of your rope, make a noose.
You have a black soul and cry crocodile tears
Your difficulties made you a bitter has been.
Cutter’s gashes look caterpillars crawling up her arms.
You ran out of chances. You’ll never get a fresh start. All you do is fall down. It’s failure after failure. Your old man outed you. He put you down. You will stay down.
You’re a dirty lump of coal burning in the fail fire.
China called. They're whore shortage is a crisis. They’re giving you an opportunity to move there.
There are big differences in people. People hate criminal whores with a snotty attitudes.
Your self-absorbed whore attitude and doing as little as possible, will eventually rot you from the inside out.
You have a bad character, no blessings and are unhappy. You are self-absorbed, hateful and petty.
You give in to the failure messages and are a bitter deadbeat of excuses.
You hate your self. You should.
Your life is paralyzed and loveless. You only love your self. You live in darkness.
People hate you. Your sick life is disturbing.
Your twat smells like tuna. Buy a garden flower douche
Your life will be filled with nothing but adversity.
Every day will be filled with more and difficulties. You deserve all of them.
EVIL IS DONE BY LOHANS COMMITTING CRIMES.
Stalker bitch posts stupid quotes cos she’s too dumb to write her own crap. I fixed them for the clit twit.
Clit twit suck my cock and swallow my jizz.
8===========================D~~~~~~~~~
Keep em coming I'm jerkin off to ya.
8===========================D~~~~~~~~~
Oooooooooo yea ooooooooooo yea oooooo yea yea yea yeeeeeeeeeeeea
8===========================D~~~~~~~~~
I smeared mah jizz on 159 & 200 for ya lick it til ya cum.
MARIA, YOU ARE A LOSER IN LIFE.ADMITT IT.
Kudos to everyone mocking the insane Blohan bitch.
Thanks for the tapes Mikey!!!
Here’s a video for all our German-speaking readers. For the rest of you, it’s still pretty funny watching that drunk girl slap her chest and presumably ream Lugner out in front of his friends.
http:// www.blackbookmag.com/article/meet-richard-lugner-lindsay-lohans-latest-john/15171
Lindsay Lohan is available for paid dates
January 21, 12:25 PM
LA Celebrity Headlines Examiner
Sabrina Brody
Richard Lunger, self-described as "specialised [sic] in the erection of filling stations," is a 77-year-old businessman with a passion for attending the Vienna Opera Ball, a high-society Austrian event. His dates: paid escorts of the famous variety, ranking from Dita Von Teese to Paris Hilton. This year's famous escort: Lindsay Lohan. No word on how much he actually pays these ladies for their time, but their duties include attending the ball and then signing autographs at the mall he owns afterward. Lunger is a bit of an attention ho by all accounts, and is known for his extensive attempts to retain his youth and his young girlfriends.
Perhaps he can take a page from the Hungarian Countess Bathory and maintain his youth by bathing in the blood of virgins. In that case, he should definitely cancel his date with Lindsay.
Lindsay is hopeless right now due to the very real damage that has been done to her physically and mentally and by the fact that she has shown no ability to get the real, serious help she needs-
not this disgraceful band aid 'rehab' stuff she has fooled herself into thinking is the answer.
Thousands of comments every day about beautiful Lindsay,
from both her fans and jealous losers.
Yet the losers say that she's not important. How stupid are they?
Bonjour,
Pleeease, can any of Lilo's fans help me?
I was with her last week (you probalbly all saw me on the video)...and now I am covered in red, itchy spots.
Don't know what to do, ASAP. Please advise. Merci, Aurelien
@7:04 We come to yank your choke chain fuckwad. You're just too stupid to know it.
Anna Paquin was with boyfriend Stephen Moyer at the RadioHead concert in Hollywood last night.
Anna's career & looks are HOT.
Linds, not.
"No one cares about me."
We're all very glad that 8:01 finally admits that
Lindsay is one of the most famous people in the world.
Instruction for signing autographs in Vienna as part of paid escort job
1. Wear panties. Everyone has seen your diseased twat.
2. Wear a bar. You surgical augmented boobs sag.
3. Covery your cuts.
4. Wear a hat. Cover the balding.
5. Cover you bad complexion with a lot of makeup.
6. Don't talk too much. You are an uneducated idiot with a low IQ.
7. Don't post your sign "25 euros for a blow job"
Almost every feature going into production in 2010 has been cast. This year too late for firecrotch other than porn.
Almost every feature going into production in 2010 has been cast. This year too late for firecrotch other than porn.
Almost every feature going into production in 2010 has been cast. This year too late for firecrotch other than porn.
7:53 Just another guy who got a case of the crabs from her
7:53 Valtrex
8:59 AM
While Dina Lohan was pushing Lindsay into modelling as a child, Anna Paquin won an Oscar. After that Anna's parents encouraged her to only pick films which would develop her acting skills/intellect. Dina never stopped pushing Lindsay and accepted any offers given. Lindsay is now a criminal with multiple convictions, out of work, and travelling as a paid escort. Anna booked the lead role in True Blood and won an Emmy for it - one of the most popular TV shows right now.
HES GAY
so was anna nicole smith,moron @9:49,
who doesn't understand the attention
this trainwreck gets isn't a good thing,
it's based on her being a fool.
but the crime family of losers known as the lowhans, are just so desperate for validation, any kind of attention will do.
their total lack of understanding,will just result in things getting even worse
for these morally bankrupt degenerates.
going by doprah's logic heidi montag and the octomom must be important too.
Someone sure loves their over generalizations and cliches.
1:53pm...Your post makes zero sense,
is that you Courtney Love?!
Seriously, when you are told to take your meds,take them,it's for your own good.
You're such a "brilliant" defender,yet you point out that she IS a degenerate.
Oh and when you are talking out against hate...maybe you shouldn't start your post with.."just shut up.you are too stupid", sounds a little hypocritical ,don't you think?!
It's interesting that every day Lindsay is busy with movies,modeling,
leggings,endorsements and other things and still finds time for her
charity work while the sad losers are busy writing negative comments
about talented,rich,happy people like the Lohans.
is there a sensible person alive who can blame samantha's family and so many others for not being able to put up with this nutjob's erractic behavior.
oh monster mummy monster mummy will you ever stop the lying...all anyone has to do, is play those tapes to hear how you really feel,are you that mentally challenged to know that.
this lying is pathetic even by your standards.
try something new, defend your daughter without lying.
It's interesting that every day Lindsay is busy with escort gigs,tweeting,
shopping,Botox treatments and other things like partying all night long and still finds time for saving the attractive kids in India, while her sad fans are busy writing grade-school level self-help comments about insecure,damaged,mean people like the Lohans.
Lilo got a new tat last night:
"Ignorance is curable, but my stupidity is forever."
I've had enough of the crazy bitch attacking that X17 poster.
Search what is Dina Lohan’s address? A Yahoo answers poster searched the white pages and gave a fan the address in 08. Search the address. Realtor.com shows her shit shack. Whois.domaintools.com shows she used her maiden to register llrocks.com She gave her name, address, email, phone. Search the wiki link to Llrocks.com. She gave her name, email, phone, fax.
Don't let that crazy bitch get under your skin. :)
@8:40 Hiya asshole!
Anyone have pre-pig snout pic of Dina?
lmao
One month after Dina was feted with a "top mom" award from a parenting group, prompting Michael to sneer, "Are you kidding! . . . Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself."
January 23, 2010
77 Year Old Geezer Pays Lindsay Lohan to Be His Date for Opera
By RobertPaul Reyes
Girl's gotta make a buck somehow, eh? Lindsay Lohan doesn't get many calls from movie producers, record companies or corporations seeking a celeb spokesperson. Lilo has got to find a way to pay for her Red Bull habit, trashy outfits and party girl lifestyle. To the rescue comes decrepit gaz ilionaire Richard Luger who paid Lohan a small fortune to be his date at the opera.
Lilo has probably never been to the opera in her life, but for the right price the ditzy celeb will attend a lecture on string theory. One night at the opera with a filthy rich old man equals a hundred nights of debauchery.
Lohan is desperate to make a buck, I wouldn't be surprised if she dumps Samantha Ronson and marries the old goat. The marriage wouldn't last very long, one night with the freak a-leak celeb and the old geezer's heart will give out. I hope Lohan enjoys her date with Lugner, now she can add "escort" to her sterling resume.
Lindsay Lohan Vows to Save Haiti With Her Leggings
by Tim Kenneally Jan. 25, 2010
Lindsay Lohan's Global Child-Saving Campaign is continuing with all the philanthropic momentum of a runaway freight train! Hot on the heels of LiLo's heroic rescue of 40 at-risk Indian children—and her vow to single-handedly save Guatemala—the Just My Luck actress has stepped up to address the crisis in Haiti, where an estimated 200,000 people have perished following a devastating 7.0 earthquake earlier this month.
Is she heading down to Haiti to join the rescue effort? No—she's taking more decisive action. She's selling her 6126 leggings line to benefit the earthquake victims. Which is not a cynical attempt to exploit a tragedy in order to boost sales of a flagging clothing endeavor at all, so stop saying that.
Lindsay announced on 6126's official Web site, "It is truly horrible what has happened to the people and children in Haiti. I believe every company should do their part to help by donating what they can. Please help us do our part for the Children of Haiti by purchasing this 6126 legging. I am proud to announce that we are giving 100% of all the proceeds to Haiti's children through an organization I am passionate about, Save the Children."
What's more, the stretch Silver Poly Spandex leggings are being offered or "A SPECIAL PRICE FOR HAITI $65"!!!!!
And if that effort fails, Lohan will be airdropping the unsold leggings over Port-au- Prince. Because, aside from providing durable material for temporary shelter, the poly-pandex garments will keep earthquake victims and rescue workers alike looking stylish.
Plus, the built-in kneepads will come in handy when they pray that Lindsay Lohan never gets involved in their plight again.
And if that effort fails, Lohan will be airdropping the unsold leggings over Port-au- Prince. Because, aside from providing durable material for temporary shelter, the poly-pandex garments will keep earthquake victims and rescue workers alike looking stylish.
Plus, the built-in kneepads will come in handy when they pray that Lindsay Lohan never gets involved in their plight again.
Plastic Surgery Channel
Lindsay Lohan Pics Suggest She’s Cutting Herself
Lindsay Lohan feeds rumors that she hasn’t been treating herself too kindly. Specifically, her arms suggest some dire tell-tale signs. Right now, there’s concern about Lohan based on a new RadarOnline.com photo indicating a gash on her right arm. In late 2009, reports suggested she has a self-abuse problem. At that time, RadarOnline.com had gained access to a 2008 phone exchange between parents Michael and Dina Lohan. They apparently knew about the cutting and hoped to get Lindsay help for various addictions, including prescription drugs. “Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it’s bad, Michael, it’s bad,” Dina Lohan said in the 2008 phone call.
Any self-abuse is likely connected to the reported addictions, and the most recent photos suggest that the problems aren’t over. Lindsay Lohan joins many other starlets in showing obvious signs of plastic surgery, such as breast augmentation and lip augmentation. However, her reported self-abuse could take her into new surgical territory. Scar removal surgery is more often associated with people who suffer injuries against their will, but a cut is a cut. Procedures among scar victims range from laser therapy to invasive incisions that physically remove scar tissue.
These procedures, of course, are reserved for wounds that won’t heal. Whatever Lindsay Lohan is reportedly doing to herself may heal on a physical level. But current alarms, though they come in the form of gossip media, are signaling deeper emotional and mental problems that aren’t likely to heal without help.
When asked about the recent photos of cuts on her arm, Lindsay Lohan tells Life & Style, “I’ve had that scar on my arm for a very long time now - it’s funny it’s just being noticed. I had surgery a while ago for an injury I had when I was younger, nothing having to do with depression or anything of the sort.
Lindsay Lohan In a Bikini with NO Appendectomy Scar
According to Leslie Sloane, Lindsay Lohan’s rep., Lohan was admitted to Century Park Hospital in Los Angeles on January 4th for an appendectomy. Less than 24 hours later Lohan was caught on video running around outside the hospital trying to escape photographers, and then getting into a car there to take her home. That evening Lohan was out partying with her water bottle in hand. I commented at the time, "Why was Lohan really in the hospital? Was it a drug overdose? Show me the scar Lohan!"
Lindsay Lohan was pictured jogging in a bikini and high heels, and with a cigarette in her hand yesterday in Miami. Pictured above is Lohan’s right lower abdomen where the appendectomy scar would be located. It would be impossible for Lohan to be running in high heels this soon after surgery, even if she had a laproscopic appendectomy. I have blown up the area where Lohan would have some sort of scar/incision, and there clearly is nothing there. Lohan lied, but what was she trying to hide? Why was Lohan really in the hospital? All we know right now is it must have be something worth lying about.
Lohan is the Bionic Woman in real life. Appendix out, she dances the night away…couple of days later, jogging in high heels, no surgery scar, ciggie in hand. Alternate theory: she has no scar because the doc just reached up through her fire crotch and yanked the appendix out with his/her bare hand. The guy behind Lohan in these pictures looks like he’s chasing her, and he’s got that sh*t eating grin on his face.
"She's really sad and really hurt and really...despondent. She's been through a lot Michael, she's just a little girl. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18...she did. I couldn't leave these other three to go get her and it was, like, a mess.
And I'd go...you don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff - she'd punch me in the face, kick me out of the car...like you don't know the sh*t I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."
On how Heath's death affected Lindsay: "She is and which direction she's going and right now by starting to drink vodka and sh*t again, it's not the right direction. Because when she's drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking ... And she was dating Heath when he died, I don't know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok? So that f*cked her up, and right after that is when Samantha was around."
On Lindsay's relationship with Samantha: "No, Samantha's a baby herself. Samantha's going to be 31 years old, she's not so young. Lindsay's 22, she almost has nine years of experience on her. That's a lot. it's not that it's just a companion. It's so she doesn't have to be alone. She cannot be alone ... but Lindsay has to realize okay, maybe Samantha's not getting it, if it's not working I walk away. It's very easy for a rational person to say, but for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other thing she's got wrong with her, smoking like a ..."
The audio tapes are not years old as her mother claimed. Heath Ledger died January 22, 2008 Her mother said Lindsay was 22. She turned 23 on July 2 2009. The tape was made between January 2008 and July 2009. Her father tried to force her into treatment in late 2009. He failed. She has a history of lying about her alcohol/drug abuse, cutting and prior hospitalization. Denial is her way of avoiding treatment for her substance abuse and self-mutilation. As an adult, she’s entitled to make life threatening decisions. Whatever happens to her will be her fault.
Lohan had already cancelled several interviews during her stay in Paris. The day before our shoot, I’m told Lohan has been rushed to hospital with food poisoning. (The night before, she’d been to a Mario Testino party and was hanging out with Daphne Guinness.)
January 23, 2010 4:49 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
From what I had gathered from listening to those recordings, Dina was recollecting events from a couple years or more back. These were not current circumstances.
January 25, 2010 10:16 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
10:12
That article is from 2006 or 2007. I remember it. 3 to 4 years ago. These are not current circumstances.
January 25, 2010 10:18 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
well not that exact article. but you are recalling events from 2006 or 2007.
They were right. You are too dim to understand this sequence of events.
In fact, any of those phone calls could have been made in 2008, that doesn`t mean Dina was talking about 2008. In fact I can guarantee that. You are wrong.
Apparently you don’t understand causal relationships either. Dina spoke about how Heath Ledger’s premature death “affected” Lindsay. He died in 2008.
On how Heath's death affected Lindsay: "She is and which direction she's going and right now by starting to drink vodka and sh*t again, it's not the right direction. Because when she's drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking ... And she was dating Heath when he died, I don't know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok? So that f*cked her up, and right after that is when Samantha was around."
I have no need to further extend my patience to a dim belligerent. Good luck finding someone to talk to you.
The escort issue is so funny.Now she became an escort for old men.SO FUNNY.You really beleive these things?Are you serious?How old are you? You are so thirsty for spicy STORIES. You think that she is so desperate for money to do something like that? At la st give her a break.Stop hurting people like this.Look at your own life and your own problems.If i were in mrs Dinas place i would have suicide hearing all these about my daughter. When are you going to start respecting? Just respect others peoples private life and all the situations they have been through,good or bad it doesnt matter its only their problem not yours.Stop being so negative about everything and everyone.SMILE A LITLE BIT IT DOESNT COST ANYTHING.
I’m sorry you were raised by a weak mother who didn’t urge you to develop your mind. Maybe you should seek the strokes you desperately need from a grandmother or an aunt? Seeking an online surrogate to give you a pat on the head and false reassurance you are bright is terribly sad. The last time I met someone like you, she thought a sound stage and several tons of equipment could be transported from Europe to China in one day. Very sad. As I said, good luck finding someone to talk to you.
When Gossip Cop asked Lohan whether it was true that she was looking to host a talk show, she told us, “Nope.”
With one-word answers like that, maybe not doing a talk show isn’t such a bad idea.
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ROFLMAO even gossip cop is turning against LiLo
Thanks 1:36. I haven’t been reading Gossip Cop. They usually remind me of publicity agents performing damage control. Well, until now. ;)
gossipcop IS a publicist, essentially - thats why its so boring to read and full of lies told by celebs.
Sounds like hes sick of lilo being rude to him. He should stop kissing her convict ass and post what he really thinks of her.
Always ignoring her criminal/gross behavior - kind of like shameless Maria aka Dina.
Maria thinks she knows everything.JOKE.
Just because Maria knows more than all the Lohan haters combined,
doesn't mean she knows everything.
These sad losers never come up with any facts.
Of course they say that they're not jealous of beautiful Lindsay.
Ugly orange slag!