Lindsay And Samantha Skip Sushi, Go Italian

love them both, they inspire so many people in so many ways xxx m

Really? Really. Ok.

Carrying around a CARTON of cigarettes? That's real class right there.

9:44. They don't "inspire" anyone who is normal

@9:44 - What do they inspire? Lesbianism and drug abuse? How about stealing and poor hygiene?

It's dana plato back from the dead!

Hey Bloho and Hospice-Chic-Sam,

Lung cancer is a lovely way to die.

SamRo is a big 'ole drama dyke who loves to stir the sh*t up.

She bitches about Lilo but when work gets slow and she needs a spotlight, she takes pathetic Bloho out to dinner.

Lindsey is a nut, but SamRo is worse -- she's evil and manipulative and has no problem playing an addicted and mentally ill chick while laughing all the way to the bank.

Carrying a single night's supply of carcinogens. Each.

Brett michaels is that you?

She likes terrible without makeup

I love her freckled puss. Stay thirsty my friends.

Guess they weren't in the mood for anything fishy tasting. Must be having a fun holiday!

dyke and dykier

Yeah, then Blohan ripped on old Sammy boy!:

http:// www.tmz.com/2009/08/07/lindsay-lohan-samantha-ronson-birthday-video/#comments


Love that!

Lilo:

greasy butter-face
tabbacco breath
b.o.
pea brain
sailor voice...

these dykes just keep getting hotter and hotter!!

Hearing how rough her voice is getting, she probably has a dildo still lodged half-way down her throat!

9.55-whats normal?? why you on here if your not interested,out of sight out of mind, wey hey!!! simple... m

Where'd they eat, Long John Silver's? Because Blohan looks ill! She probably ate a bad clam or something.

Sam:

hospice-chic
meth breath
butch brain
laughable taste in lesbos....


these dykes just keep getting hotter and hotter!!

If you want to talk about a fight that could happen between these two then i guess that it's worth mentioning that it will be very interesting to see what sam's reaction is to lindsay shooting her lesbian love scenes with jessica alba in her new movie "machete." All hell might break loose with one of them ending up in the hospital and the other in handcuffs.

What's scary is that it takes Lilo only a 5 lb. weight gain and she looks like a total, sloppy, flabby Jessica Simpson-style train wreck.

Wow.i

Their target audience:

Greasy lesbians who want to die young from lung cancer.


Nice.

Bleary-eyed,
fat freckled-faced,
cigarette-breath,
dim-witted,
lesbo- addict.

Her co-stars must be thrilled.

Her stubby, fat, freckled fingers look so filthy!

Is basic hygiene not cool with lesbos?

L & S,

Keep sucking the cancer sticks--California needs the sales tax revenue and your lung cancer will develop all the sooner.

she is so pretty, love her very much. it's said she has nice profile on
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Lindsay looks feminine, pretty, nicely dressed. Sam looks like an ugly hunched over rodent dressed to clean the toilet. Find a new gf Lindsay!!!!

Lilo is so beautiful! ...and Sam's so ugly! What the hell!

Malboros are for Sam, NOT Lindsay. Lindsay smokes Parliament Light. Lindsay bought them for Sam the rodent.

Despite learning the comb-over technique from her hair salon, Lilo is rapidly balding as her forehead, well, her entire face is getting doughy and EXPANDING.

Looks like her "weight gain" is in her lips...."I'll 'ave another shot of collegeb, please..."

FAT FACE

FILTHY FINGERS

Looks like her "weight gain" is in her lips...."I'll 'ave another shot of collegen, please..."

All you haters are soo envious of the long, hot, nasty night of strap-on sex they were headed home to!!!

Dyke nation rules

I bet they both stink. I imagine their homes stink and their bedroom stinks of stale cigs. Not hot at all.

Inspire? Sam inspires sodomy in people.
Lindsay inspires love,dedication,work,energy,etc.
Unfortunately,they like each other.

Did any of you see that video of lady gaga on dlisted? I highly recommend that you check it out. It is a big topic of discussion on the internet today.

eeeewwwwww---

fat,greasy,pumpkin face.


what gives?

go to dlisted to see the proof.

I was surprised to hear Ronson is thirty two. Makes this whole thing even more ewwww. Lindsay is a f***in joke.

She is a slave to butch-dyke Sam....hot.

Too much filler in her lips. She needs to stop.

Both of those restaurants have poor service, overrated food. At least she's not going to the good places.

Requires a lot of makeup. Most at her age look ok without makeup

She does not look good in these pix. Pasty skin, little muscle tone. She looks like a 40 year old.

1125. Dan Tana's is not fancy but has been popular for a long time. Almost always busy Good steaks

the night before (wednesday night) they also had a sleepover - (see www celebrity - gossip . net / lindsay lohan: out in LA) - you see lindsay leavig sam's house on thursday afternoon.

Also in the x17-video 'lindsay goes by the doctors' (under videos) you see lindsay leaving sam's house on thursday.

They spend every night together when they're both in LA for quite some time now. It's cute that lindsay spended last night at sam's, cause sam became 32 last night. Love them together !

Lilo gained some weight and she does look good - i'm LOVING the pix of them smiling at eachother inside the car !

It's also cool that Lindsay said 'tell her that, not me' when paps said 'no more fighting right ?'. btw, I think she's right with that one. hahaha, gr8 couple !!! woohoo

grimy fingers
duck lips
fat face
hooker shoes
asinine addiction to cancer sticks


....man, i just don't CARE about this piece of lesbo white-trash anymore.

maybe she'll get it together, maybe not...but time to MOVE ON.

http : // photo . wenn . com

already have pics of Lindsay leaving LA (with Ali). think she's heading to Austin Texas again. Read they're shooting in downtown Austin THIS weekend.

think she came back from Texas to celebrate the (birthday-)night with sam before heading back to Austin. Sam has left for Chicago. It's a normal dj-gig tonight at Crimson (no real b-day party; Crimson/sam herself doesn't mention anything) and tommorrow she has a supra-party (she just launched a pair she designed) at angels & kings.

Oh, I bet there was sushi later if you know what I mean

12.22
agree, think she's flying 2 austin again and came back to celebrate (in person) with samro in LA. that's sweet.
But work is most important at the moment. The movie is important and this way she could celebrate with Sam who left for Chicago. Samro had to work too when lindsay had her b-day party at Las Vegas. Sam had a dj-gig elsewhere at that day. And when they're shooting there in Austin this weekend, Lindsay has to be on set, it's as simple as that. She's a professional and has to be there. It's good they had at least the opportunity to celebrate together, right ?

heard she has booked a room in Austin for 6 weeks. she probably sometimes fly back to LA, when there is a possibility. She has not THAT much luggage (photos Wenn) so it's probably another short trip to Austin.

12.30 hahaha, think so too, another hot steamy night to celebrate !

love the video, but especially the photos - they look happy together and are all smiles inside the car - think they were joking about something.

WOW, Lilo looks hot in these pix; look at thos guys staring at her legs (photo 47 and 54) hahaha.
And her hair looks much better - i really start to like it THAT blonde !
she's a hottie !

1222 1232
Lilo did not fly to Austin yet - on Monday she went to the airport with Ali but Ali only took a flight - Lilo stayed in LA - she'll go to Austin when needed for her small role that requires two days of shooting

12.22 thanks for the link. Think you're right, cause she's leaving with Ali again. 12.32 agree with you too.

Lindsay probably scheduled it (Machete) that way that she could go back to LA to be together with Sam when she turned 32. They had a romantic dinner and 2 nights together (inclusive night of sam's birtday and the following morning ofcourse)before they left (both for work). Sam even said on her twitter she accepted to work on her b-day. She said: what better way to spend your birtday then to make money (something like that) and yes, sam did work on lindsay's birthday party (vegas) too, so it's logical lindsay goes to work if it's necessary if they (producer/director) decide to shoot parts this weekend.

12.51
no way !
Lindsay was already in Texas last week(several reports and people on twitter - inclusive some fans, have spotted her there last week). She left with Ali last week, the luggage was all Lindsay's. Ali just joins her when she stays in Texas. Lindsay even wrote on her twitter to sam: I'm back (last wedesday night).

And NO, she's NOT shooting for 2 days. Reporters misunderstood a reply from her on twitter. She said it took 2 days of 12 hrs. to BECOME FULLY BLONDE, but the movie is worth the dye job.
Then reporters said: she's ON SET for 2 days of 12 hrs.
Some gossipsites misinterpreted her words. But some has cleared the mistake in their report about the 2 days and have said they were wrong about that, cause it was all about becoming blond (as a natural redhead).

Also read about a 6 weeks stay at Austin (maybe with some pauses to fly back to LA to see sam), cause she has not that much luggage in the wenn-photos.

great pic of those 2 beautiful girls, happy birthday to sweet Sam, Lindsay looks and sound so in love & Sam kind of shy but in love too, charming lovely couple.

1.12
agree.
i read on people's twitter-account they saw her in texas last week (and they mentioned the hotel at where she stayed).
Think she got some time-off to see sam in LA for sam's birthday and now had to return to Austin again for Machete.
Think she comes back to LA as much as she can while shooting.

AFAIC, LL and SR are MOTSS and WYSIWYG. I’m sure they don’t pay attention to all the C/C made on this site; they just live their lives. It is obvious in these pictures that they are the SO for one another. It is with w00t that I say, go for the FTW girls.

Let them already marry - LiRo even sounds better than LiLo !

Lindsay's face is sooo beautiful in these pictures ! And her hair looks amazing too.

awwww, they look so cute together inside their car, both with a big smile on their faces.

there's another x17-video (lindsay goes by the doctors) in where you can see lindsay leavings sam's pad on thursday after sleepover. So 2 sleepovers for the girls again.

lindsay's bringing cigs for samantha with her - hehe - sam probably asked for it.
they're a 'magic' couple ! Love these 2.

THE CIGS ARE FOR HER CRACK THEY SAVE THE ASHES AND MAKE A MOCHA AND BURN THEIR ROCK LOL CRACK HEADS!!!!

see Lindsay's up and posting the usual crap on here. Go to this link and this site. No one gives a s**t Lohan that's why you have only got 200,000 followers on your twitter. Don't you get it? you're boring and it's the same crap every day with you. You look like s**t and so does your woman friend.

lindsay is a hottie * look ate her legs !

Of course there is no Bday celebration coz Charlotte Ronson hates Lilo. Lol.

Bearded clams anyone?

ha ha what's the odds her part on Machete is probably ten minutes long if that. The only lines she'll be doing on that movie are the ones up her nose. Her favourite kind.

Today I am here as annonymous

1.12
so true what you said ! after gossipsites reported that lindsay would be on set for 2 days of 12 hrs, A LOT of people were tweeting those gossipsites that the 2 days of 12 hrs were ALL about becoming fully blonde as a natural redhead and NOT about her movie. Then after a few hrs, some gossipsites cleared it up and were setting the record straight about it, (saying they got it wrong, they thought Lindsay spoke about her movie).

Machete is a low budget film being made for less than deniro has made in a single film. Lindsay has a small part and can be easily added on since she is always available and the big studios have no interest in her Most of her shots will end up on cutting room floor. She is not and will never be a star or A lister

Machete is a low budget film being made for less than deniro has made in a single film. Lindsay has a small part and can be easily added on since she is always available and the big studios have no interest in her Most of her shots will end up on cutting room floor. She is not and will never be a star or A lister

wow, loevely pictures of them. They look 'very in love' inside the car. I mean, the way they look and smile at eachother is adorable.

12.22 THNX for the Wenn-link. I also think she returned to Austin again for the movie.

lindsay has a big part in Machete - she's on top of the imdb-list and that always means you got a big role. How lower in the list, how smaller the part. That's how it always works folks, just sayin' !

x17, they skip sushi and go italian, cause they have sushi afterwards !
I bet the 2 girls celebrated sam's bday last night together. Before they both left LA (today) for work they had lots of Matsuhisa (last night)! haha.

Trying to channel Kate Moss's look?? Forget about it. Go back to your own look.....coochie exposed, boobs out, eyes half mast back. Be yourself.

i'm sure the girls celebrated last night before they both left LA for work. Linds probably has her film-commitments and sam accepted to work on her b-day, saying what better way to spend your birthday than to make money.

It seems she's also not celebrating with her twin-sis tonight, cause sam just wrote on her twitter: 'i heart you, cutest videos, now i don't feel so far away from you or C.Ronson. thank you'.

I'm so happy I got fired from my job so I can sit home and follow Lindsay's career!

I'm so happy I got fired from my job so I can sit home and follow Lindsay's career!

pics of linds leaving LA

www lindsaylohan source . com

I think Lindsay has gas in the 2nd pic. Also, I just farted.

2.43
maybe sam agreed to work on her birthday when she knew that lindsay was out of town for the movie.

2:06. It would be a surprise if she is in as much as 10 minutes of the final cut. She has a small part of a hooker. The main plot involves the wacko with knife going off on people

I LOVE HOG HEAVEN ! THEIR REAL SMELLY ! KEEPS MY SINUS CLEARED !

The fact that this bitch is even spoken of is a testament to what has become of the world. She is an absolute disgrace who should not get covered at all. Lindsay is the type of girl who at some point guys may have wanted to do her, but now they are grateful for the fact that they never did. No guy who has done her wants anyone to know that he has been with her because she has so many stds that any girl who may want to be with that guy will run as fast as she can when she finds out that he was once with lindsay. She is a racist alcoholic drug addicted kleptomaniac who is a pathological liar and acts as if everyone should bow down before her because people know her name. She is the kind of person who back in the day people would have thrown stones at because of her repulsive behavior. This talentless attention whore from long island and her white trash mother deserve to be locked up for their nefarious ways. Britney spears is another person who engages in deplorable acts and yet she continues to be rewarded with a great deal of attention for it. When you look at how much attention britney and lindsay get when they act out it really is not a surprise when you have people behave as irresponsible as them to get some notoriety. If their fans really cared about them then they would not continue to feed into their egos and make them believe that they are still worth acknowledging. They are has beens who any day now will end up in a mental institution. When their inevitable meltdowns occur then maybe they can share a room together in an insane asylum and be best friends forever.

Writing in the new issue, Lorraine Candy said: "Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month's cover shoot. It read: 'Let's do it again some time.' I've put it on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don't know if I could. This was the most unpredictable, and confusing shoot in my magazine career. "First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. "She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there." You know it's bad when the editor-in-chief writes about it in the magazine.

The X17 paps are gonna be pissed if Lindsay leaves LA again because she is their main source of income and "news." A lot of blowing will take place. Guaranteed. Most of the blowing is done by the "Hi Leeenzsey. You luuk prettay Leeeenzsey" guy. His official title is Worthless Pap/Blow Job Coordinator but he only gets paid minimum wage for the 1st half of his title.

Love LiLo & SamRo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They celebrated sam's birtday last night together, which is fine.

2.43/1 yes, read it on sam's twitter too; she's also far away from Charlotte, so she probably don't celebrate it with her sister today/tonight. Think it's just a regular dj-gig.

Looking HOT these days miss Lohan !!!

i would not buy any magazine with this whore on the cover and it's about time editors stop using the like of Lohan. As for Ronson, please she is so using the mentally unstable attention whore. Talk about selling your soul, she is as bad as Lohan.

People magazine just put up a poll where they are asking their readers to vote on who should be the next barbarella. They are doing a remake of the jane fonda sci-fi fantasy movie from the 1960s about a sexy woman who travels the universe in the future. Lindsay has said before that she loved the movie and would love to star in a remake of it. The people who are being mentioned in the poll are lindsay lohan, scarlett johansson, megan fox, jessica alba, and drew barrymore.

first they had italian, then at home they had their dessert (sushi).
I think they're a hot couple and linds looks adorable.

2:51 that editor in chief could write what the heck she wants- she doesn't own the mag and final decisions about who should be featured are not hers.
If Linds' career continues to climb she would BEG her to return. It's all about the paper.If she's smart she'd shut her piehole before the owners find her expendable.

Writing in the new issue, Lorraine Candy said: "Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month's cover shoot. It read: 'Let's do it again some time.' I've put it on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don't know if I could. This was the most unpredictable, and confusing shoot in my magazine career. "First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. "She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there." You know it's bad when the editor-in-chief writes about it in the magazine.

National Enquirer -- Aug 17, 2009
Samantha Ronson, terrified that her deeply depressed, drugged-out lover Lindsay Lohan has entered the final stages of a death spiral a la Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson, phoned LiLo’s family and their closest friends, begged for intervention help to save her life - and finally convinced the fading young actress to enter a no-nonsense counseling program they’ll both attend. Things came to a head after Sam found Lindsay camped out on her doorstep at 5 a.m., and camera mics caught the hysterical star sobbing: “WHERE WERE YOU? Where were you?… I’ve been crying… Where were you?… Where were you?… Where were you? Where were you?” Wailed Sam to pals: “I’m afraid I’m going to come home and find her dead!” Stay tuned.

2.55
yes, her twitter says: now i don't feel so far away from c. ronson, so she's not with her twinsister on 'their' birthday.

3:06 National Enquirer -- Aug 17, 2009
is crap

3.05 PM LMAO are you for real? HAAAAAAAA haaaaaaaaa

EVERYTHING that the NATIONAL ENQUIRER writes is BULLSHIT!!!!! don't believe a thing they say.

3:06 the date you missed ... rsrs

3.06
c'mon, you believe something the National Enquirer report ? haha.
National Enquirer is worser than worse, every sane person knows that. A week after their reports everyone knows 99% were made up lies again. It's always the same.

But hey, BELIEVE every word the National Enquirer writes ! haha

EVERYTHING that the NATIONAL ENQUIRER writes is BULLSHIT!!!!! don't believe a thing they say.

2.51 and 3.06/1

well, the rest of what Lorraine Candy (from Elle) had to say about Lindsay was too positive for you, so you just don't write it down. HAHAHA, i will do it for you.

Lorraine also said:
....But we got there. And what we got was amazing. This shoot is truly original, just like Lindsay lohan herself. In the end, she did her job brilliantly and, I hope you agree, so did we.

According to access hollywood lindsay had dinner with sam last night and spent the entire time in tears. She was visibly upset and kept on wiping away tears from her face the whole time. From the moment that lindsay and sam sat down lindsay was in tears. Sam acted as if she did not want to be there and continued to look away as she kept on texting the whole time that lindsay was crying. She completely ignored lindsay and acted as if she had better things to do. At one point lindsay attempted to get sam's attention by hitting her hands against the table and yelled out "what!"

great pic of those 2 butch-dykes, happy birthday to money-whoring Sam, Lindsay looks and sounds so strung out & Sam kind of sarcastic but readdy for the strap-on, all-night sex marathon too, smelly, super-butch couple.

3:23 that nonsense;)

What's scary is that it takes Lilo only a 5 lb. weight gain and she looks like a total, sloppy, flabby Jessica Simpson-style train wreck.

Wow.

3.23 Oh really ?
well, pics and this video says more than a fake report from access hollywood. Look at the pics of them in the car. They way they smile and look at eachother says more than anything else. Doesn't seem to me that lindsay had teary eyes and she seems to be in a good mood. Lindsay also was in a (jokingly) chatty mood if paps ask her questions, so........ Bullshit again.

3:31 I AGREE....;)GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LINDS ;)

they both are so smart, so enlightened...

they know how cool it is to die from lung cancer.

i like it that lindsay said: 'tell her that, not me' when paps said: 'no more fighting right'. I believe lindsay in this one. That's why she says it while sam is near her. I think sam is often the person who starts the fights (or let me better say: sam (or her actions) is often the reason why they fight). Lindsay is the one who gets mad about it and shows it more. Lindsay is more honest about it to the outside world and sam stays silent. But i like it that she can say that and a few seconds later they're smiling inside the car, probably joking about something.
They clearly cannot live without eachother and i think they're really meant to be for eachother.
LOVE ROHAN !

LiRo, coolest girl on earth. FACT.

3.22 ha, thanks for writing the rest down.

3.23
even x17 writes:after midnight the two left together and headed to sam's pad. lindsay seemed very excited.......

well, that doesn't sound like a down, teary Lindsay, right ? they look happy /relaxed and they were BOTH all smiles when they left, so...

gr8 couple !!!!

12.22 thanks for link for photos of lindsay leaving LA today.
also thanks 2.46-1

look at pic 31 - soooo cute - the look of them at eachother !

3:22pm THANK YOU for printing the WHOLE story. Refreshig.

Let’s see now. Since June the National Inquirer said;
They were engaged: FALSE
They were getting married: FALSE
Lindsay was pregnant: FALSE
Lindsay did not want to be on Samantha’s reality show, and told her so in no uncertain terms: FALSE
Samantha is afraid that Lindsay is on a death spiral: FALSE

George Harrison in his Beatles' song,
'Within You Without You' sang
"when you've seen beyond yourself,then you may find,peace of mind,is waiting there"
considering all the things she does for attention,and the many posts here
that she is obviously writing,being so caught up in herself..that advice would serve her well.

4:39pm: You are delusional and have a sense of grandeur if you think LL is on this site writing stuff. She HAS a life whether we agree with it or not. She goes places and does things we will never get to do. We, like you and me, are here to talk about her positively or not. She has no clue that we even exist. It’s like she’s on earth and we are on Neptune. We write things on this site to make a point to ourselves, really. At the end of the day, it makes us feel that our opinions about her matter, but they really don't. We write all this stuff to make us feel good because we believe in her, or justified, vindicated because we don’t like her….that is all.

you must be new to this site,that poster isn't delusional,it has been confirmed from people who know her, that yes, she and her family most definitely do post here.i guess you also believe she doesn't call the paps,if you do believe that,it is you who is delusional,this girl,unlike what you say,is on this planet,and has plenty
of free time,and is completely self-absorbed.

look at those legs!!!!!

Yeah, two deformed toothpicks with some chub in all the wrong places!

hey folks have you seen the great happy birthday video, Samanthas best friend Carlos made for her.
I love the clip when Lindsay and Samantha dance!
Carlos homesite and video www. neverwoodhigh.com

And then Blohan ripped on SaMan on her own birthday, because she's a worthless cUnt who cares little, if nothing, for others in this world.

The girls arrived in Chicago on Friday and checked into a posh $4,000 a night suite at the Hotel Sax and then made their way down to the hotel’s nightclub, Crimson Lounge, at 10 p.m.

Ronson spun all night and Lohan never left her side.

“Lindsay was dancing in the deejay booth and looked like she was having fun,” eyewitnesses told us.

Ronson stuck to her usual Jack and Cokes and Lohan drank vodka.

Lohan looked worn out the next night at the Rock the Vote party at the Hard Rock Hotel.

She sat in a corner most of the night and texted Ronson as she spun a few feet away on stage.

Sam drank down Jack and Coke again while Lohan stuck to Ciroc vodka drinks.