Lindsay: (Being) Sober (Is) Fun!

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i'm first,bitches!

what a douche!

Well Lindz, X-17 cares about you.

Hollywood is makig movies without you. Paris Hilton is still a heiress and Nicole is still Ionels daughter.

Whats yer plan for a day job once you leave rehab ?

Please call the employment office at McDonalds

no your not first...bitch

I LOVE YOU LINDSAY!!

She has a great ass.

Careful LL;

Don't start "playing up" to the camera(man)again!! ;)

They loooooooove it when they can sell a picture!! Get back indoors - take this thing as seriously as you possibly can! God gave you a 2nd chance and maybe now is a good time to chill, breath in the fresh Utah air, and imagine the better life you CAN create for yourself!! You are a very very talented young woman and maybe now is a good time to call up Britney and "walk with her thru the dark spot". Why not? Both of you unfortunately were inflicted with the "Paris curse"! So we should understand this dark time! Call Brit up and invite her to come to rehab (remember, unfortunately that sames to be the new nightclubs in Celebland ;)!

Who knows? Maybe this could be the beginning of a new era of "talented" entertainers for a change! Both of you are ORIGINAL!! Keep it real girlfriend and stay indoors!! Got it! Stay away from the camera for now! COME OUT WITH A *BANG*, next time we see you both again!(And when I mean bang, I ain't no terriost! Speaking of which, that is another reason to keep your behind inside, with sickos making death threats against celebs now)!

PRAY IN FAITH!! GOD IS A FAIR AND LOVING GOD!! HE UNDERSTANDS OUR ERRORS! AND HEY, AT LEAST HE GIVES A DAMN ;)!

Luv both ya man! ;) Take care!

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lyndsay, i love your sexy ass and your legs look hot and i love those boots.

lyndsay, i love your sexy ass and your legs look hot and i love those boots.

...same pants; more cameltoe!!!

I can't wait til she dies.

Hi,

My name is Tommy. I am the hiring manager for the night-shift at Pizza Hut in Salt Lake City. I want to hire Miss Lohan to make our new pepperoni-munster cheese pie.

I think she will make a terrific waitress.

Please call me 867-5309

Whats that on her fingertips???

Paris would look hot in those pants.

She's just desparate to get her career back. I wouldn't count on it Linds.
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Lyndsay's career is great and will get even better. Is Paris pregnant?

She goes from flat ass to ass to flat each day... she is back to flat ass again. Did she forget her butt pads?

She IS wearing a padded ass. You can see the outline in her pants. Panties don't squeeze your ass into 2 balls, the pads are 2 balls which you can see the line wheich then forms into 2 balls. It looks fake because it is.

No its not pads; its the real ass; theres no panties there that i can see; trust me there's women that have great asses like this.Unless she's wearing a thong or a g-string?

nice to see you sober!! Lindsay you look great and gorgeous. We love you sooooo much, and we are waiting you to comeback. get better and stay sober. be cool. luv ya

I hate celebs that do this. Carmen Electra and Britney did the same thing. They pose for the paps or stay is poses showing thier ass so they can check out the pics and read comments. She wore these same pants a few days ago and everyone commented on her ass so she is wearing them again and posing her ass for the camera on purpose. Pathetic.

Hey girl you look loke you doing great, Stay in utah for as long as you can it should be getting very pretty there soon I mean with the snow & the chilly weather go outside and take deep beaths & breathe the fresh air. Stay away from the papparazi & the media and just fully concentrate on on getting your life & getting sober. I will miss you very much if you do this, But YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOU first. Love you Girl,

the "sober fun!" is not a good sign. mocking sobriety already? begging for attention by wearing that sweatshirt, pants and boats. She even as her hair pulled forward to make sure it's not covering her sweatshirt. total attention wh#re, she'll be drinking the day she walks out of that place and high as soon as she can find a dealer.

liiindsay lindaa!!:)

CHECK OUT THIS NEW ARTIST!

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danny vachon, is that you? All your artistic abilities, and this was the best way you could think of to market yourself? What a fucking loser!!

I'm sorry, maybe i'm a little country but what is this "i'm first bitches" thing about?????????

Are you guys serious? This is the ugliest, the weirdest and flattest ass I've ever seen! Yuick!!!! As much as I hate to admit it, even Paris' is perkier and more bootilicious. Lindsey is just a joke...

nice pants....

I can hardly wait to see that flat ass working the pole when she goes to the one job offer she still has available - stripper. The Brazilians are gonna laugh her off the stage.

Lindsay has no ass. She has a 26" waist and 32" hips.

I have a 25" waist and 35" hips, and I get made fun of for having a flat ass. So yeah, her body sucks.

no check me out:

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no, thats her ass. she has those weird indentations on the top of each thigh. her ass has always had a weird shape.

She is not sober from ATTENTION ADDICTION

shes so ugly and old looking shes looking more like her mom everyday...and that pasty skin with freckles yuckky

Aubrey, New Salem wants you back!
Aubrey, New Salem wants you back!
Aubrey, New Salem wants you back!
Aubrey, New Salem wants you back!
Aubrey, New Salem wants you back!
Aubrey, New Salem wants you back!
Aubrey, New Salem wants you back!

I don't believe Lindsay will ever quit using drugs. She doesn't look like a person who really wants to - posing for the cameras while staying in REHAB is not a good sign. Mark my words, as soon as she gets back to LA, she'll get back to her old habits.

Looking good Linds.

By putting "Don't Follow Me" on her jacket she's really inviting them to all follow her.
Very transparent, very tacky, very sad...

lol isnt that asking for the camera's lol loser!!

What a pathetic desperate whore anything for attention. She keeps trying so hard to convic=nce us that she wants to stay sober. yeah right bitch

She is wearing spanx maybe with a padded butt if you look right above her knee u can see the outline they fit like skin tight bike shorts and lift and shape.

Desperado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She gives me the CREEPS.

LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go work in a Chucky Cheese in the middle of nowhere you loser. You and Britney should go live in a deserted island somewhere so we don't have to see your ugly ass faces anymore.

yup they all wear hats like that in Utah to cover up their roots and wear jackets that say "Don't Follow Me" (cough cough)with a smirk.

Hey Lindsay,

While your still here in Utah. Let's do lunch. Hopefully you stay there until the snow starts to come. It is amazing here in the winter.

SHE IS OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THE CONTRADICTION BETWEEN WEARING A JACKET THAT SAYS DON'T FOLLOW ME AND PLAYING FOR THE CAMERAS LIKE THE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, NO TALENT, WASH UP DRUG ADDICT SHE IS

SHE IS OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THE CONTRADICTION BETWEEN WEARING A JACKET THAT SAYS DON'T FOLLOW ME AND PLAYING FOR THE CAMERAS LIKE THE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, NO TALENT, WASH UP DRUG ADDICT SHE IS

SHE IS OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THE CONTRADICTION BETWEEN WEARING A JACKET THAT SAYS DON'T FOLLOW ME AND PLAYING FOR THE CAMERAS LIKE THE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, NO TALENT, WASH UP DRUG ADDICT SHE IS

SHE IS OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THE CONTRADICTION BETWEEN WEARING A JACKET THAT SAYS DON'T FOLLOW ME AND PLAYING FOR THE CAMERAS LIKE THE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, NO TALENT, WASH UP DRUG ADDICT SHE IS

SHE IS OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THE CONTRADICTION BETWEEN WEARING A JACKET THAT SAYS DON'T FOLLOW ME AND PLAYING FOR THE CAMERAS LIKE THE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, NO TALENT, WASH UP DRUG ADDICT SHE IS

WHOEVER POSTED THAT SHE HAS 32" HIPS IS DELUSIONAL AND BLIND. NOT EVEN SUPERMODELS HAVE HIPS THAT THIN: KATE MOSS IS 35, SO IS GISELLE. EVEN JESSICA STAM IS 34".

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S A SIZE 6 OR 8 WITH 36 INCH HIPS MINIMUM.

Ana, sorry to bust your bubble, but it's all about proportins, honey! More inches does not equate perkier booty. Wide hips do not equate cute booty! More inches can mean only wider hips that's all. Lindsey just has flat butt! That's all! We've all seen her booty in the jeans, which looks like a 90 y. o. glanny's ass. We've all seen her in swim suit canoodling with Harry Morton last summer- flattest ass ever!!!

That ass needs to be up in the air with me behind it violating her "personal space" in the most obscene way :)

who in the hell wnats to follow her flat ass anyway. ass is too damn flat for me to even look her way. booty is where its at. not flat asses.

ahah who cares
she obviously is still an attention whore that girl needs to be in rehab until she's 90 everyone knows she is fucking C R A Z Y

yeah Sam its true> I like it.

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