Lindsay Continues Her Party Streak In NYC

Why can't this man just SHUT UP??? He is just disgusting. To see a man in his 50's go after fame like he does is just pathetic. Who cares to tune in to see what he does. I would never even try the excercise b/c he is associated to it...and he is worse than scum

he is stupid to the fullest possible extent

"My God. Is this the kind of person Iggy Pop and others allow at their parties???!! This gutter whore did the worst imitation of Jesus Christ on the cross. That's what years of being a drunk and drug addict will do to you."

PROSTITOT

Well looks like she got that free ride to Cannes that she couldnt get in the last story you posted.

X17, if/when she flees the court order to appear on May 20th I have a request. Please have a bilingual photog interrogate her at the Nice International Airport. She’s been (cough) studying French for a year. Video of her responding with French restaurant-speak and tourist phrases will go viral.

She's nasty. He's nasty. Two peas in a pod.

Nice International Airport

Photog: Lindsanity, Lindsanity why did you come to Cannes instead of going to court?

Lindsanity: Haven’t you heard bella? I came to raise funds for my Inferno skin flick.

Photog: Lindsanity, we heard it hasn’t gotten funding for 3 years. What makes you think you can raise the funds at Cannes?

Lindsanity: Don’t you know who I am bella? Le plat du jour is, how do you say, (spreading her legs and pointing at her firecrotch) gratuit twat le fromage! Bon Appétit!

Dina: Lindsay, get your a*ss back to LA soon you have a hearing in court and I don't want to be called an enabler anymore.

Lindsay: You're not, tell everyone I'm going to Iggy Pop. Then the judge will know I have my head on straight.

12:17, anything for the sake of "art", hunni.

Passez le porc!

Lindsay: Mommy, how do I get the coke on the airplane?

Dina: How did you get the role in Inferno?

Lindsay: Pimp out my cooter?

He has tiny feet.

12:22 Reviving the “art” of casual banter? Hmmm.

eew... wtf happened to her?

“I’m going to be the greatest fleeing criminal of my generation and win the coveted bench warrant!”

Michael Lohan: I'm a tough guy with a tough guy workout which is why I work out with a bunch of chubby girls.

Mikey Boy: I'm a messenger of God. Look at mah sunburned moobs!

I consider raunchy half naked photo shoots where I'm directed to pose in humiliating positions a better form of "art" than casual banter:)

Cannes Investor dry heaving: Je ne peux pas manger...cela!

"Spread your legs and don't talk"

A witty comeback but it missed the mark.

As the song goes, “You better have a reason to be loved.” :|

But remember folks, he's not in it for the publicity. He's just letting everyone know where he'll be practically every waking moment, you know should he be needed.

Lindsay: Where are the lines in this film?

Inferno Director: You can't do coke on screen Lindsay.

Lindsay: I quit.

What happened to his HOUSE in Atlanta? All of his supposed "jobs" he has? More of his lies. This guy blames everyone and lies about everything. No wonder his daughter is so screwed up. I actually feel bad for her. What kind of father says the things he does about his daughter in public?

Lindsanity: (pointing to her wide spread legs) C'est à votre goût?

Cannes Investor screaming: Non, non, non! (purging sounds)

Michael: My sweet little daughter Lindsay talks to me all the time....we do. She loves me.

Lindsay: I f*uckin hate you ex dad.

Michael: SEEEEEEE!

La pomme putréfiée est pas tombée loin de arbre!

Cannes Press: Votre père était un voleur aussi?

Lindsanity: Oui, bella!

He is an unemployed dumbass with small feet. She is a trashed, uneducated, unemployed thief with no talent or future (and a big mouth). They should do a reality show together - The Loose Loser Lohans.

You should submit that to the Biography Channel. They can use it in a trailer for their upcoming special, Loathsome Lohans.

Of course he is shopping around for a reality series. That's the point of him running his mouth all the time. He's just an absolute dead beat

Running his mouth all the time? An absolute dead beat? Like father, like daughter.

this guy is a big douce bag.

when is he going to jail??? he owes back taxes and child support

Pass me!

They both are poo poo pee pee heads. Go away Loser Lohans!

He is an abuser. Every move Lindsay makes, he is there wanting her attention. This guy is dangerous is so many ways I can't even say here.

btw x17, so many blogs have reported the event heading this story. They all say Lindsay ejoyed the collection and had a great time. Not one mentioned her being wasted. More lies x17 tut tut.

Michael Lohan is an ignorant douchebag. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay is an elegant lady. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay is the life of the party. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay looks best as a redhead. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay will be the #1 superstar at Cannes. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay is a kind and loving person. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay has a very sexy voice. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay will attend ALL of her court ordered alcohol education classes. TRUE FACTOID.

Danny is a chronic masterbating inbred hillbilly trailer trash HIV positive herpes infested hooker. TRUE FACT.

And Danny worships Lindsanity?

Who woulda' thunk it?!

welcome back Danny, where have you been?

I have aids TRUE FACT

I am the Goat Boy TRUE FACT

I am the Goat Boy TRUE FACT

I love pigs and how they touch my privates. Since I have left, there was only 1 other Loser Lohan fan, Maria. Maria/Danny the same poster. For the record, Blohan won't do the movie and it will never get any financing - TRUE FACT!

I love pigs and how they touch my privates. I also love dogs and peanut butter. Since I have left, there was only 1 other Loser Lohan fan, Maria. Maria/Danny the same poster. For the record, Blohan won't do the movie and it will never get any financing - TRUE FACT!

I have no job, no friends, no interests, am HIV positive and have herpes TRUE FACT

I have never had sex with a human TRUE FACT

she totally deserves ML as a Daddy

2010 LieHan Humiliation List
(feel free to add to the list)
28. Poses as Jesus Christ in a revealing photoshoot. One priest spoke out against Lilo's slutty ways - calling her 'spiritually homeless'.
29. Tried to launch a DJ career in London but became very confused and gave up quickly.
30. Agreed to let a TV crew film her apartment. Revealed as a hoarder living in a pig sty. Lilo asked for public sympathy because she has too many designer clothes. Q score kept falling.
31. Made her first softcore porno movie with a male model and a backup dancer. It was uploaded to youtube by the director and then deleted one day later by youtube for being too pornographic.
32. E-Trade fight back and release a huge collection of humiliating comments they collected from online gossip blogs.
33. Good chance she will go to jail in 10 days.

Danny are you supporting Lindsanity’s new business venture? It’s modeled after the plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard. TRUE FACT! Plastic Lindsanity’s saggy ass will ride seated on your dashboard. She’s wearing her fake victim’s crown of thorns and nothing else. Her spreading legs are fully operational and she’s anatomically correct! Call 1 800-GUTA-PIG to order Plastic Lindsanity for the introductory price of only $5.95! Orders placed before midnight will include free Sag & Swirl, red titty tassels and a empty vodka bottle! Hurry, supplies are limited!

I would so love to shag Lindsay. Deep down she's a wicked nice girl whose just trying to live her life under an unbelievable media "spotlight"! She is so effin hot!

When Rabbit Howls

X17 plz SU!

crap! Iggy Pop concert was a Ray-Ban aviator re-launch event. Lotsa peeps from the fashion world were there. Iggy performed just like some other bands like the Virgins. She was also at paper planes (magazine) event and Wildfox fall collecetion event. A bit business and a bit partying w/others. Seems like a lot of fashion peeps do it. Big deal right!

she doesn't do anything but party and shop and act like an arrogant brat,there wouldn't be a spotlight,if she didn't throw herself in it,
calling the paps,purposely tweeting crazy sh*t,
making sure her arrival and departure at airports and hot hollywood clubs is well known,
meanwhile major a-list celebs who actually have a career,have no problem evading paps when engaged in the same activities.
most normal people would be embarassed to seek out all this attention,based on nothing,
not lindsay ,she isn't normal ,she's a mentally ill attention-whore.
she knows if she stops,she'll be history in the blink of an eye.
her claims of being a target/victim of the media is major lowhan bs,she doesn't want privacy,her fragile ego could never handle that.

She's back, back in the NY groove...btw nice pic of her, she's pretty !!

What ML said about Iggy is just ridiculous, but whatever...nuff said !!

She wasn't invited and had to force her way in with her enablers. Another instance where she had to create problems for others and then not caring about being a dumb, demanding ho! She better do all the partying, drinking, and drugging she can because the party's almost over and jail calls!

Iggy Pop is awesome and actually in great shape. Linds looks like she's enjoying licking that lollipop. Likely, shes wishing it was Sam's snatch though.

LiLo is amazing. IgPo is amazing too.
He's talkin sh-t about Lilo and Iggy and then goes on promoting his boxing/wrestling/fitness sh-t. Yeah right!

whoa.. contain yourself, lindsay,your show of grief is overwhelming,how are you ever handling it?!
obviously your uncle meant so much to you.
he must have been a huge iggy pop fan.

Lindsay Lohan is nasty,that's the bottomline and real reason why she'll never be an in demand actress again.
She's burned one too many people and it's said that Hollywood has a long memory,
when you're unbankable and unlikeable like Lohan,you're dead to them.
The mentioning of Travolta,Rourke or Downey jr. is just ridiculous,unlike them she hit the ranks of a hasbeen as a teen and doesn't have an ounce of their talent.
Lindsay's Hollywood career obituary reads 2004,as her demise.

Her teeth and eyes are as yellow as that sucker she's blowing.

I hope there will be a warrant for her arrest. She feels the law does not apply to her. f her

Rabbit was howling on Tom Cruise.

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I’m sorry you will be stuck alone with her tonight. And every time she returns.

I don't use toilet paper TRUE FACT

you had me @ cooter pimp

Roomy

I will be at the alternative location.

It is difficult to understand the emotions you felt when the boss told you to get rid of your mangy animal. Being alone with her too often may drive you insane. As you my be bound directly into custody and I will not have the chance to say this, I will miss you. Perhaps more than you will ever know. :( I didn't shoot the messenger either.

Death of a thousand cut, remember? If it made you unhappy then you can imagine how I felt. They can have fun without me tonight. I don’t have the heart to leave you alone with the rabbit howling two nights in a row.

Oops, cuts.

mangy....

lotza luck in witless protection

and next time, skim your own cat

Hey butthole, can you give me a hand with this chair?

SKIM your own cat

What a moron LMFAO!

Don’t worry mangy sickitty others are digging through the archives and the owner knows we are working on a Plan B while giving her tech time to deal with you. It would have been more expedient if you had written a death threat directly to me. I would put you behind bars in a heartbeat.

Poetic genius,

I’m dying to know, did you fluke out of school before or after stealing your student loan? Has the collection agency been hounding your mangy kitty hide?

Oops, flunk!

14:59

LOL

Lindsay Lohan Headed to the Slammer
May 14, 2010 by: Ani Esmailian

“Lindsay Lohan is playing with fire. She's thisssss close to getting jail time but she's rather party then be responsible. Shocker.”

“....We hope she's dumb enough to go to Cannes instead of completing the classes, because we'd love to see her finally be held responsible for her actions.”

Do you enjoy being the rope?

Lindsay Lohan creates commotion with entourage of 30 people at Iggy Pop's Williamsburg concert
Updated: Friday, May 14th 2010

“Event organizers at Iggy Pop's Williamsburg concert Wednesday night opened the VIP doors expecting Josh Hartnett - but got Lindsay Lohan instead. Spies at the Ray-Ban bash say that LiLo  and an entourage of 30 guests let themselves right in when they saw the very convenient opportunity.”

“Needless to say, La Lohan wasn't at her best. Sniffs our source: "She looked completely out of it."

“....Adds our spy: "It's fair to say that the other celebs ignored Lindsay. She's not someone who people are trying to be associated with right now."

Bye Linds, your man called it.

ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan – The Gatecrasher?
By Jesse Spero
LOS ANGELES, Calif. --
Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

“LiLo’s Above Guest Lists & Velvet Ropes: Lindsay Lohan apparently doesn’t care that she’s not on the list. According to The New York Post’s Page Six, the starlet reportedly threw a fit when she couldn’t get into the Ray-Ban Aviator event in New York City on Wednesday. “She crashed at 9:30 PM and demanded to be let in, even though the venue was closed,” a Page Six spy claimed. “She started arguing with the security guy and screaming for him to f**k off.” She was then reportedly let in to the event. Let’s hope the bartender didn’t refuse to pour her a drink, or that she was made to wait in line for the restroom.”

Actress Fills Lindsay Lohan's Slot
May 13th 2010

Lindsay Lohan's replacement has been named for the movie role she lost because she wasn't considered "bankable" ... and, ironically, you probably don't recognize her.

We're told LiLo's character in "The Other Side" will now be played by Olivia Thirlby -- who's only appeared in a few movies, including "Juno" and "The Wackness."

Well, better safe than sorry...

Poor Lindsay. Everyone is booing her on her way to jail. I wonder why?

Five days til jail!

Listmaker, please post your current lists. I’d like to use them for an Alice in Wonderland adaptation.

Do you 8:54?

Fame whores. All of them!

Where have all the human shields gone? Did they leave because there were too many bullet holes in their backs? Hmmm, I guess so. As the last surviving human shield I have something to say whether you like it or not. I earned the right by tolerating more bullshit from both of you than anyone else but I’m mindful what you did to others was worse.

The seriousness of everyday life makes people avoid unnecessary stress. Special interest groups online provide an arena where people can connect. Stories are nothing without discussion. Failure to provide a safe, relaxing environment for a core group undermined this site’s ability to stimulate interest and broaden participation. It is remarkable one of you understand that simple concept while on Dlisted but completely ignore it while you are here. People use to gather to discuss dates, spouses, children, births, illnesses, injuries, deaths, their professions and other interests. Basically everything -- until every night became a running gun battle between the two of you. Everyone was collateral damage. Neither of you had the decency to give a damn about who you were attacking as long as you got your kicks insulting each other. Neither of you stopped even when others became so enraged they joined the battle. If anything, people standing up for themselves spurred both of you on. Finally one by one everyone decided to leave. I doubt either of you are capable of a sincere apology because you feel absolutely no shame.

A couple of months ago, a regular was distraught after losing her brother. She had trouble sleeping and came here to see friends. Instead of being able to talk -- you two assholes were all over her for hours. Someone on another site is going through similar anguish. Thankfully neither of you will have the unmitigated gall to do the same to him. No, that privilege is an X17 exclusive!

As I said, neither of you are capable of feeling shame!

Tear each other apart here. Go back to the reconstituted Dlisted mindf-ck forum where this began and savage each other there. Do as you will. You have run out of human shields. You can hurt each directly now. Have at it!

If I sound angry about what you did to her -- it is because I am!

Lindsay's 30 strong NYC entourage
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- Fallen Disney Princess Lielow
- Dinasaurus Xanex
- Twenty eight Indian Children
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4 More days of "Freedom" for Lindsay Lohan

She will finally master one thing.

Making prison hootch!

@ 5:23 AM
"I will let Lilo go free, give her back her driving license and for fun I will give her a pilots license!"

go away lindsay,take heidi,spencer,your parents,jon and kate,tila and all the other pathetic 'famous for nothing but being fools' attention whores with you.

Her sesne of entitlement is misplaced. She is disgraced, diseased and washed up.

She is hsoting a pool party. Admission $25, blow job included

(what i said last nite)

shut-up

Lindsay(!), you. were.____ never ____ bait.

If you really mean that, set the table for my family.

Sheesh! Some of you need to get over the cryptic crappola!

10:43

You need to insert a suppository.

8:57 Alright, open your mouth wide.