Lindsay Could Be A Comedian Too!

Ahh. So the babysitter had to step in.

Wow, this twat actually staying in, not crashing either other people's parties or her borrowed cars, not being not let into clubs, not using, not twitting or stalking, or demanding or stealing swag? Now that is funny. Must have stopped by the liquor store and her connection on the way home. Nice dirty fingers in the mouth wench.

Dead in 5 months.

Wow that dirty whore is just hilarious. She has so many talents. As funny as she is beautiful and healthy.

Wow that dirty whore is just hilarious. She has so many talents. As funny as she is beautiful and healthy.

Stupid, stupid girl.

While the Lindsay haters keep hiding in the dark,
bashing the superstar,Lindsay keeps busy
with all her business projects,charity work,
traveling,meeting people and helping others.

9:54, just like your similar posts, you are a misguided idiot. How are the "haters" hiding in the dark. You are doing the exact same thing. Is that your attempt at bad poetry? Many of us "haters' asked you, specifically, what charities and how much money has she contributed? Business projects? You must be high. Meeting people? Yea, meeting a judge, being an hour late, or her supplier. Traveling? Sure, for a failed fashion show. Helping others? Ok, who? You also forgot to mention how rich she is this time.

Well, it's clear that Linds reads these posts on x17 so I'd take the opportunity to say Bravo! Well done! Congrats on finally getting it- STAY HOME AND SLEEP SOME NIGHTS! YOUR SKIN, BODY AND MIND ARE GRATEFIL!
And while ur at it, please enroll in acting classes, hone your craft . Your fans are awaiting your comeback on the big screen. No producer is going to hire a clubbing, drunk, lovesick, brattish girl! please ditch Mansam and focus on your career!

Lindsay is the coolest girl out there.

Well, LiLo IS funny (club bed LOL)
And YAY, she's with Jenni again, so great (love the look at Jenni's face).

LOL. 10:30 - I'd pray for you, but I have a feeling it wouldn't do any good.

Whats this her 3rd babysitter..What a joke this skank is

If she does read these posts, do you know:

1. BWR is laughing at you behind your back, taking bets on when you finally O.D.?
2. Untitled is NOT looking for jobs for you because they know NO ONE will hire you and NO ONE wants to see you in a movie?
3. People are so sick of how overexposed you are that they wish you were dead already so they could stop reading about your psychotic doings?
4. Sam HATES you and regrets ever knowing you?
5. Everyone knows you STEAL from every event you go to?

Get a clue Lohan, get in rehab and give yourself another Life & Style headline cause it's all that's left for you!

Is Jenni really back? I mean, is she working for lindsay again? Hope so...
Linds looks goooood!

I heart Lindsay & Jenni

she's cute and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, lindsay could be a comedian, but X17 couldn't be - ugh, the bathroom joke is getting old guys.
In the morning she went to gym, later she goes to club Bed - good for her. Love it !

You guys are really a bunch of desperate stalkers. Can't you let the girl be? I mean, she can't even go to Best Buy without you deadbeats following her every move. Dont you guys have have lives? It's obvious that you don't have girlfriends. And it's even more obvious why you dont. I mean COME ON! ...following her to Wendy's?! You're all a bunch of Damn cockroaches, hiding in the dark; waiting to attack a pretty young lady. You know what WOULD be funny? If Lindsay would spray the next photog in the face with Black Flag!

10:36 N 10:41 Blo-han you sound like a two year old Grow the fcuk up..Nice lies you try to spread about working with BeBe NO ONE will hire you you are done and a has been, Even Mummys shoe-han line is out the door..
Oh Samantha hates your fcuking guts your gross and a pig to her. All her friends are hoping you OD just so they wont be annyoed by tour texts,twitters and calls and stop with the direct messages no one wants anything to do with you.Play with your babysitter Jenni you drugged out lying piece of shit that you are

LiLo read this to the end if yo want proof no one wants anything to do with you
http://
www.wwtdd.com/2009/11/lindsay-is-still-a-complete-brat/

love her; she's great and she has a beautiful smile

10:36 Poster: Your a loser. So much animosity against Lindsay and speaking AS IF you're speaking for Sam Ronson, and yet, you've never even met either one of them! LOL! Like I said: LOSER! Get some friends & get a life. Stop living by the tabloids and formulating hateful opinions of someone whom you dont even know.

THE ONLY LOSER ON HERE IS LINSANITY AND PATHIC COMMENTS
WHATS THE MATTER LANSANITY THE BABYSITTER HAVE YOU ON LOCK DOWN AND THIS IS ALL YOU CAN DO..YOU SAD PATHIC LAUGHING STOCK!!!

Plenty of calls have been made to her judge

More anonymity and calls to the judge, please.

Leave her alone!

Lets post the judges phone number again and her alcohol program

11:07 LMFAO are you kicking and screaming while you were typing that??Another Lohan Temper Tamtrum..
Loves It!!!

And BTW,Linds, good to see you're going to gym! keep it up, tone that body! Don't forget to get nutritionist to hepl build muscle, keep toned and improve skin and general appearance- very imp in your line of work!
Exercise will help you sleep as well as u no doubt will realise. Please check out an addiction specialist for any addictions u may have(that includes Mansam BTW,)LOL! I'm sure you can be treated as an out-patient given the fact you're functional. Dear Linds, please rem to be thankful for what you have been blessed with- there are many less fortunate than you. No need to throw tantrums over "stuff" hurts your image and u lose fans.
IMP TAKE ACTING CLASSES- YOU ARE A TALENTED ACTRESS YOUR FANS WANT TO SEE YOU ACTING!

@ 11:07 NO!

Yup, she is living her dream:
“Everyone goes through tough times and the second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the camera… I think I always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears. I wanted to be in the tabloids when I was in middle school.

The fact that she has an assistant raises an interesting question -- how is she paying for an assistant?

The fact that she has an assistant raises an interesting question -- how is she paying for an assistant?

Gym Now thats the funniest thing Ive ever heard and what really makes me wet my pants is her believing that she goes to a gym.More of LL Lies.LL's lies are just as pathic as she is
Wonder who told her to acting classes now thats just priceless ,Probly someone who laughs real hard at her

11:18 That's funny. True but funny.

Aspiring to be like Britney?

I don't think I'd want to be like Britney. At least not the way Britney has been for the past four years or so, anyway.

Lindsay quote to Access Hollywood a little more than 2 months ago. Also:
"Looking back on her life and all the mistakes she's made, Lohan says she doesn't regret a single thing."

Can someone please post the phone numbers to her Alcohol program and the Judges too. I also would like to call
Thanks

Lindsay quote to Access Hollywood a little more than 2 months ago. Also:
"Looking back on her life and all the mistakes she's made, Lohan says she doesn't regret a single thing."

Can someone please post the phone numbers to her Alcohol program and the Judges too. I also would like to call
Thanks

The only thing more pathetic than that ugly skank and her attempt at humor are her delusional 'fans' - like really, are you serious? Why are you defending her?

You know its almost Thanksgiving because Lindsay enjoys Wild Turkey at her favorite Clubs

LiLo wants Kilo

LiLo wants Kilo

LiLo wants Kilo

LiLo wants Kilo

11:36 I saw them in the old threads.

http:// x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan

Everyone has given Lindz a new nickname there call her "Easy Rider"!!

Please no more bathroom jokes.

I know, Realist. One of her fans was bitching about Coco Perez. He wrote about her being caught in the lie. Apparently her fans loved Perez’s opinion when he took her side against her father but they despise him when he calls her out for lying. One fan tried to blame it on her temper tantrum. I posted the original Access Hollywood story with the date and time the story was filed. She lied about the jewelry line BEFORE her swag temper tantrum. It’s on the writer/producer thread.

"Mean people posting on X17 are almost as painful as my vaginal fungus"

Complexion terrible without a lot of makeup. Goes well with her sagging boobs, balding scalp and no muscle tone.

You know what, I'm really proud of Lindsay. She's doing alot, whether you losers want to acknowledge it or not. And in the face of all of your vicious negativity, she's still getting up each day and not giving up. You ppl are heartless bastards who have no clue how hard it is to grow up with a deadbeat, psycho father and to lose someone very close, to grow up from a very young age with the pressure and competition of Hollywood, surrounded by the peer pressure of easily accessable vices like alcohol and drugs. You have no clue what that can do to a young lady. You have no clue and no empathy. But you know what? She's still fighting, still struggling and doing a damn good job considering all that she's been through and all that she's STILL going through (in addition to comments of heartless pricks like you all). It's not easy for her and yet she's still fighting. So if by chance, she once in a while (in a moment of weakness) gives in, she shouldn't be berated or treated with contempt and hateful and hurtful comments. She should be encouraged to KEEP doing well and not give up completely. Hateful comments will only serve to add to her stress and could lead to chronic depression. And unlike most of you LOSERS, I really DO care about Lindsay Lohan and so I WANT her to succeed and be happy. So, Lindsay, if you're reading this post, DONT give in to all this negative talk. They dont care about you, so they dont count. I'm so very proud of you. Keep going and dont let anything nor anyone --not even yourself-- get you down. You're amazing.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL AND YOUR CALLS WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS

JUDGE MARSHA REVEL
310-288-1204

RIGHTS ON PROGRAM
522 E.BRAODWAY #101
GLENDALE,CA 91205-1185
818-240-1683

@12:03 Its Toxic Mother!!!
LMFAO if you think no one knows its your comment. Love no mention of you in that crap of shit you said cause its written by Toxic Mummy
NO SYMPATHY HERE LOHAN
She did this all to herself!!
The Lies,The stealing,The boozing The snorting,Pill Popping,Her nassty ways,The way she treats people,The way she thinks everything is free for her
NOPE NO SYMPATHY AT ALL

KARMA MORE SWEET KARMA TO ALL OF THE LOHANS
EXTRA MORE FOR TOXIC MOTHER AND LINDSAY

Micheal Lohan needs to contact the Nassau County Police Dept.
Dina Lohan has posted on her twitter that she was going to kill him mark my words she said
That was a public threat on his life

Go Micheal have Dina locked up,some time in jail would be good for her,she needs to wake up and see reality and get off her Adderial and Xanax
and with her in jail you can help lindsay get the proper help she needs like rehb and therphy

ortiz: You WANT her to succeed and be happy. Wow. WHY exactly do you care? Do you know her in person? Does she care about you? Is she defending you when you're going through hard times? I really feel sorry for you.

Lilo has no fans, only people following the inevitable train wreck!

@12:03 Fcuk Off Monster Mother your to blame too
You help make this mess now deal with it,stop blaming mikey boy he was in jail for many years you raised them
Lindsays career is done and over !!EVERYTHING is finished bye bye to lohans

"Spielberg and I are partering on a tv production. Eastwood wanted me but Steven asked first. I am also going to co-star in Brad Pitt's next film"

I always think she looks better without (much) make-up like in these pics.

ortizglnd,

Jesus H. Christ. You are the worst fucking Blohan apologist I've had the misfortune of encountering. Kindly pull your head out of your cavernous ass and look around and face the reality about your useless idol.

lookin' super messed up Bloho--way to go!!

from one of her teenie fans:
"She has so much talent that it is too much for anyone to handle."

Guess that's why Scorsese, Spielberg, Eastwood, Ang, Howard etc have not approached her brilliant talent.

But she can whip up a mean milkshake!

She is really giving Amy Winehouse a run for her money, phew....damn, she looks BEAT!

Forehead creases are back---she needs to use the industrial strength Botox next time.

Man-hands, filthy fingers in her mouth, greasy hair, pimples and lined face, truck-driver voice...ah, Ungaro is so lucky to have her.

The writer/producer thread contains two of her lies in linear form (starting at 11:40). The first clarifies when she told Access Hollywood the false story about Pascal Mouawad and Bebe.

The second is the evolution of the red sequined nipple pasties and red sequined forehead sticker lie and her negative impact on the House of Emanuel Ungaro.

Enjoy reading!

12:24,12:28, 12:33, 12:52 No, I'm Not Lindsay's mother. I am simply someone who is more condcerned with her as a person and not just some famous idol. Therefore, my caring for her well-being and happiness is not dependant on whether she knows me or not. She doesn't have to know me nor care about me or defend me when I'm going through hard times? My concern for Lindsay is genuine, you morons. Obviously, you have no concept of what that means. And therefore, I actually feel sorry for you. Actually, I take that back.... All you heartless bastards can kiss my Puerto Rican Ass!

Vodka and Snapple summer peach is yum yum.

10:02 and other brain dead Lindsay haters write the same hateful things
everyday but they claim they are not losers.
Their small minds can't understand anything positive.

@1:15 No one gives a flying F@CK about your concern you whiny bitch!!!

Lindsay "I want free clothes" Lohan....


You should see what she does to get free coke.

At least she put on a few pounds and doesn't look like she's been in a concentration camp anymore.

It's all those calories from vodka and lollipops when she's coked up, with a healthy dose of Wendy's thrown in when she really has the munchies.

Your incorrect assumptions also serve to prove just how quick all of you morons are to assume incorrectly. You somehow concluded that I MUST be Lindsay's mother just because I am genuinely concerned for her and want to encourage her instead of joining you mindless and hateful bastards.... Good for nothing gossipers! So full of hate and so eager to form a mob against Lindsay that you can't reason at all. Maybe cuz your heads are too far up your asses looking for dirt on her. My advice: Stop being so quick to judge and stop assuming. Maybe then you'll learn empathy. If not, you're just a waste of skin and you should just go to hell.

Lindsay is a genius...at failure!

12:42: ????!XX!!1**@@@????@@#?????##?!!!

ortizlgnd et al:

This is NOT a fan site--get lost!!!

PR C-U-N-T GO F-U-C-K YOURSELF!!!

1:28 Hahaha - good one...and true!

1:31
1:33 LOL! Are you both serious? LOL!

I love it when Lohan supporters try to justify her actions. What they are missing is what most of Hollywood, New York, and now Paris sees in her. Trash, theiving, coke whore, :)

1:15 Apparently, YOU DO give a flying F-U-C-K. Otherwise, if you didnt, why waste time replying to my comments, moron?! See? Like I said, your head's too far up your ars to reason correctly. LOL!So, thanks for caring enough to reply to my comment, BITCH!

Here's my 2 cents. Pleading on a blog for a drug addict and cutter not to accidentally overdose and possibly die is the definition of delusional. Lindsay is going to do what she has always done; seek instant gratification and continue to fail. Over emotional, caterwauling from strangers will change her mind. Oh well.

I'm a F-U-C-K-E-D UP C-U-N-T!!!!!

Best Buy...the security team must have been at Def Con 5 when she walked in there.

12:03/1:15/1:26 - You are officially crowned Moron of the Week. How does it feel to be perceived as the one and only Mother of the Year, Orange Oprah. Blohan is a coked up, washed up, dirty slut. How can you defend an adult who steals, lies, is a drug addict, an alcoholic, a tramp, and nasty person? Oh well, I guess there are Satanists too.

Cutter is a symptom of a borderline personality disorder usually the cause is some type of sexual or physical abuse. It is a bad mental illness and it is known that LL is bipolar. She needs to be hospitalized and until she does we will all see her demise in front of our eyes. Her moms denial is rather tragic and sad.

1:42 --Your 2 cents is apprently all you have. I never condoned anyone's use of drugs or self-harming. But let me ask you, have YOU personally been in Lindsay's presence and witnessed her doing drugs, drinking, --or doing anything else for that matter!?... Resounding HELL NO! So, you CANT justifiably say that you know for a certainty that she has. Additionally, though on some OLD (again, OLD audio tapes) her mother may have said that she cut herself. That does nOt mean that she STILL has that issue. My sister was a self-harmer a while ago but has ovecome it and is 100% fine now. So again, I never condoned, justified nor approved of any such actions. They are harmful. But neither you nor I can honestly claim that Lindsay is presently practicing any of them.

I'm Lilo's biggest fan.

Ortiz,
For someone that is so against judging others and against saying negative things you sure are one judgemental, bad-mouthing motherfuxer. Calling people names and saying bad stuff. All anyone here is doing is commenting on someone who, on an ongoing basis and in PUBLIC, does drugs, lies, steals, entitlement attitude, lives a very unhealthy life, is not any kind of role model. There are lots of young men and women that have all of the same pressures as Lilow, but you don't see any of them acting this badly. Some have made mistakes, but this girl is a chronic repeat offender and NEVER learns. She is so full of crap and burned so many people she will never in her life recover from the sh!t she has pulled in the last few years. I am glad that you support her, as she has few supporters, but stop being as delusional as she is. And if you don't like what is said here then go to a fan site. This is a GOSSIP site.

1:53 I have seen videos of her snorting coke in numerous bathrooms, drinking on camera after rehab, and under the table when she was with Sam, There are pictures of her from when she was in New York and Paris and there are cut marks on her arm. STFU already and quit defending her. YOU and her supporters the reason why she won't get help. cause you keep telling her how beautiful she is (when she isn't) and GOOOOOO LINDS!!! Grow the eff up now.

Ortizlgnd is a hypocritical bitch. Too bad, so sad.

1:47, Angel, and the ortizlgnd imposter: I'm not concerned by what anyone of you little-minded ppl think of me. Infact, Im GLAD that you dont like me, because if you didnt, it would mean that I am just like you: Negative and hurtful. And about my bad-mouthing. See, there is a difference, you unreasoning beasts: You are speaking abusively about a young woman who never spoke abusively about you. But I am speaking abusively to you only after you did so. See, you idiots? Whereas, you unjustifiably started badmouthing her, I am justified in MY badmouthing of YOU because you started. So, kiss my ass, all of you sorry little gossipers.

Angel, I agee with everything you said and I find it amazing that she still has supporters.

Angel, I agree with everything you said and I find it amazing that she still has supporters.

Angel, I agree with everything you said and I find it amazing that she still has supporters.

SHE MAKE WHAT I SAY ALWAYES SHE REALLY GOOD GIRL LOVELY THIS GIRL AMAZING LINDSAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

1:20-answer the questions that we want to know about her charities wisebutt. Oh, yeah, we don't want to be too negative.

1:53 Past vids/pics are just that...the passed! You have no proof that she is STILL at present doing any of that. So, you should take your own advice and STFU, loser. oh and 1:59, you can join 1:53.

1:53 Get your fact straight ortizlgnd, you miserable over emotional, caterwauling bitch! First, I never said you condoned it. I said you can’t change her bahavior with your petulant delusional pleas on a gossip blog. Furthermore, Dina said Lindsay was 22 years old on one of the tapes. She turned 23 in July. These tapes are not as old as you want to believe. In addition, look at the dates on the cutter’s photos. She is STILL self-mutilating. And finally, I don’t give a rat’s ass about your f-cked up family issues and doubt anyone else does either. In other words, piss off!

@1:15 The Jenni you hang in there for a pay check you will not get from the lohans

Keep taking her temper tantrums and abuse and it wont be long before she punshes you in the face and throws you out of the car.

Your comment was very pitfull I give you 2 weeks with this out of control scream 2 yr old before your running for the door and you soon will be on here commenting what a asshole she really is

angel take anoter name
okay what your problem !?

Lindsay is an adult She’s responsible for her own behavior. Actually, I wouldn’t care if Lindsay, Ortizlgnd and her sister got together to open up a few arteries. It’s not my responsibility or anyone else’s to stop self-absorbed idiots from harming themselves.

Jenni quick run lindsanity is in the bathroom cutting her self
Call Dina and tell her Not on my watch!!
Run Jenni Run save the junkie!!!!

2:02 - you win "We are the World, We are the Children." Have a glorious day defending what's wrong, such as putting other people at risk - DUIs, stealing, and being a horrible example to her younger sister and other young girls.

Posted by: Satan
I'm Lilo's biggest fan.
LOL!!

Oh Satan? btw
Dana Plato called...she wants her life back.

Black Cloud Lohan beware more damaging storys will be hitting the stands real soon

Nice to see her not out with Sam again--wow, they have such an awesome relationship!

If only I could steal and lie like Lindsay can...my life would be complete.

Lindsay Lindsay your the best
Drink some more and steal the rest

2:23 Good one Mani!

2:18 LOL!

Mama Dina must be so proud of her little genius. Really.

2:09 Clap Clap Clap Take A Bow GREAT comment!!!

"She's having a hard time and you're only making it worse with your daily crappy reports about her."

Well boo hoo, but she out and out lied, to the press about collaborating with a respected, successful designer and there is a duty to set the record straight.

Thanks to Pascal Mouawad for calling her out!

“This is not happening."

Mouawad, Ungaro, Ronson, she probably hears it a lot.

Lilo missed the Red Carpet New Moon premiere and after-party Monday night--she was busy twittering

2:36 :)

FEEL FREE TO CALL THE JUGE YOUR CALLA WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS

JUDGE MARSHA REVEL
310-288-1204

RIGHTS ON PROGRAM
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HAVE HER DRUG TEST AND FOR PRESCRIPTION DRUGS TO. TELL THEM TO LOOK INTO WHO IS GIVING HER THESE SCRIPTS AND WHY IS SHE TAKING THEM

2:44 I hope you repost that info daily!

“This is not happening."

new CD
working with Sean Penn
looking her age
getting invited to an A-list party
having a happy Thanksgiving

i used to be jealous of her

“I feel I am on the cusp of something new.” - Lindsay Lohan

Yeah, the afterlife.

Drug test, drug test, drug test! Make the twat take a full blown drug test!

I think she looks great. I hope she gets
rid if she didn't all ready that ugly dyke
with the brown circles under her eyes.

To the commenter at 1:15 and 1:26
Your wasting your time on this washed up skanky ho
Heres something for you to read
http://
www.okmagazine.com/2009/11/lindsay-says-no-to-rehb/
Stop with your bullshit comments the girl loves the lying attention she's getting

YESTARDY HER JEWERLY LIE GOT SQUISHED
LAST NIGHT SHE POST ANOTHER LIE THAT SHE HAS WRITTEN A TV SHOW. THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AND THIS IS CRAP THAT SHE SAID SHE WAS DOING WITH RYAN SEACREST MOTHS AGO WHEN RYAN FELT BAD FOR HER.
JUST MORE BULLSHIT LIES THAT WILL HUNT HER AND SMACK HER IN THE FACE

She looks great,

Firecroch is a Mental Case

She is self-absorbed an arrogant. She probably thinks the apologist types as useless hicks

Just another day of laughing at Lindz

This girl has really really aged herself she looks so old she can pass for Pamela Andersons sister when Pam has no make up on Just GROOOOSSS

Lindsay Lohan Still Cutting Herself – Photos

Sadly, I don’t mean classes. The “actress” (tee-hee) has been photographed several times before with slices and scars on her wrists. PopEater focused on images around September of last year that showed the results of Lindsay Lohan cutting.

A year later, she is still doing it. Fresher scars mixed with old wounds were spotted on Lohans left while she vacationed in late August of this year. Her arm is sliced through her tattoo and marks were made from her elbow to her wrist. She isn’t the only star accused of cutting. Demi Lovato was recently singled out as a cutter after various photos of the mini-starlet showed strange marks on her arm. Her rep stated they were from bracelets, but many have their doubts. (Click HERE to see photos of other celebrities who cut)

For more health information including help to stop cutting, click here.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

http:// hollywooddame.com/2009/09/25/lindsay-lohan-still-cutting-herself-%E2%80%93-photos/

For the arrogant bitch named Ortizlgnd,

The Hollywooddame.com story was posted on “Friday, September 25th, 2009 at 9:18 am and is filed under Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Lindsay Lohan”

Consider this my way of joining the chorus of people telling you that you’re behaving like an ass!

The New York Times likened Lohan’s presence at a major French house to “a McDonald’s fry cook taking the reins of a three-star Michelin restaurant.”

A classic!

Lindsay Lohan Is Still Cutting Herself
Photos show scars from self-inflicted injuries, report says
By Elena Gorgan, Life & Style Editor
28th of September 2009, 14:01 GMT

http:// news.softpedia.com/news/Lindsay-Lohan-Is-Still-Cutting-Herself-122834.shtml

Her "assistant" is someone to drive her around because she lost hee drivers license

A YOUR ANGEL,

Kiss my ass you stupid piece of sh!t. Angel IS my name and I have had it a whole lot longer than you have been alive. So what is YOUR fucxing problem?

Thanks 3:40.

I think Ortizlgnd got caught up in to many of her lies and now she's crying in the cornor with her little Junkie

@3:41

She really is a jerk of all trades.

As far as cutting herself...she is totally the type to do that.

"I love you Sam" then "Go F yourself traitor". Yes then No...cut...cut...cut.

Thanks 2:59.

3:47 Ortizlgnd is definitely an arrogant bitch. For me, that‘s enough to tell her to shove it.

LOL, Mani you have a way with words.

Party Patrol: Lindsay, Lingerie and The Hills Girls
Thu., Nov. 12, 2009 10:40 PM PST by Cristina Gibson

And where's Lohan? Follow me...

Down the street at Kitson Men, Lindsay just showed up, causing a photo frenzy at the Nu Pop Movement party. And it started raining—a total rarity in L.A.—so she even had an excuse not to do interviews! Inside, LiLo smoked and played with her BlackBerry before heading into the store to shop for free—and shop she did, scoring tons of swag.
As she checked out headbands, I could see she had a RED MARK on her right arm near her most recent tattoo. When Linds scored a free watch from the line, she joked about giving it to her estranged dad.

Don't get your hopes up, Michael.

http:// www.eonline.com/uberblog/hwood_party_girl/b153539_party_patrol_lindsay_lingerie_hills.html

Bitches like Ortizlgnd don’t know how to read a calendar or perform basic math computations. The Eonline.com story about the new RED MARK on her arm was written FIVE DAYS ago.

Posted by: Anonymous
LOL, Mani you have a way with words.
Awww...thanks.

And when I think about Sam(you), I cut myself!LOL

4:10 I wonder if she used cutting threats to make Sam stay for as long as she did. It was clear Sam wanted out in April. I'm glad she freed herself from the drama queen.

Talk about being out of touch. This girl is a "has been". No one cares about what she does.

@ 4:19
Could be. I think that Sam couldn't take her craziness any more but had to leave her gently. Remember all the fights they had? I agree with you that she probably did make some sort of threats even so far as to say she'd kill herself over it.
Sam also used her for noteriety...it's kinda sad all around.

Sam also used her for noteriety, Mani?

notoriety
Main Entry: no·to·ri·e·ty
Pronunciation: \nō-tə-rī-ə-tē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural no·to·ri·e·ties
Etymology: Middle French or Medieval Latin; Middle French notorieté, from Medieval Latin notorietat-, notorietas, from notorius
Date: circa 1650
1 : the quality or state of being notorious
2 : a notorious person


notorious
Main Entry: no·to·ri·ous
Pronunciation: \nō-tor-ē-əs, nə-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Medieval Latin notorius, from Late Latin notorium information, indictment, from Latin noscere to come to know — more at know
Date: 1534
: generally known and talked of; especially : widely and unfavorably known

Haha. oops! you got me there.

Sam is an heiress. She chooses to work. I doubt she woke one morning and said, I want to be widely and unfavorably known. I think I’ll date Lindsay Lohan.

Mani, I do agree with the rest of your comment.

Haha. oops! you got me there.

That’s okay! When I first read your comment I thought Sam must be a glutton for punishment! ;)

@4:41
Well what I was TRYING to say was that I believe that Hohans fame helped somewhat with Sams success.

But now Blohan is such a loser that Sam is better off staying away from her.

4:47 Gotcha! I think her brother Mark Ronson (who is a well-known DJ) may have had more to do with guiding her career success. It’s a tomato vs. tomàto situation. But I’m glad the sapphic horror story ended too.

Gooooood to see her with Jenni again. She also looks goooooood these days.

She’s constantly cruising clubs and putting her fingers in her mouth. I wish one of the paparazzi would yell, have you heard about the swine flu pandemic, Lindsay? Her confused reaction would be priceless.

Didnt this lying douche bag say she was leaving before thanksgiving to do her charity work
Guess drugs confuse you and she doesnt know thanksgiving is next week

5:02 Shut The fcuk Up she looks like death and since she's not dead than I will say a scare crow
Now piss off Lohan your a Toxic Mother
and a Toxic waste

FEEL FREE TO CALL THE JUDGE YOUR CALLS WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS

JUDGE MARSHA REVEL
310-288-1204

RIGHTS ON PROGRAM
522 E.BROADWAY #101
GLENDALE,CA 91205-1185
818-240-1683
TELL THEM TO DRUG TEST HER AND DRUG TEST HER FOR PRESCRIPTION DRUGS WHO WRITES HER SCRIPTS AND WHY IS SHE ON THEM
YOUR SUPPORT COULD SAVE HER PLEASE CALL

5:21 She’s told so many lies, it’s hard to keep track of them. Let us know what you find.

5:34 ;)

Oompa Loompa looks pale. Did she run out of Sevin Nyne? ;)

Found this funny now there starting to sell her out Priceless
http://
people/article/O,,20321097,00.html

yes those are commas

Found this funny now there starting to sell her out Priceless
http://
people.com/article/O,,20321097,00.html

yes those are commas

0,,20321097,00html

Cant wait to see what the trainwreck dose next wed. the biggest day in the bar industry Choo-Choo

Impossible to follow those links.

Impossible to follow those links. In other words, quit screwing around with the commas.

Thanks 6:00!

6:14 Did you try to open 6:00's link? The link opened for me. By the way, 6:00 wasn't "screwing around with the commas" People Magazine used them in the url.

http:// www.people.com/people/article/0,,20321097,00.html

@6:26 Thanks for sticking up for me :)

6:29 No problem. Thanks for sharing the new People Magazine story! :)

"Tiffanys wants me to design jewelry"

"Tiffanys wants me to design jewelry"

Sorry, came off harsher than I wanted. Screwy looking links? Give it another shot. I'm sure they're worth clicking!

Excerpt From People Magazine

Ex-BFF: Lindsay Lohan Shows 'What Not to Do'
By David Caplan
Wednesday November 18, 2009 06:15 PM EST

Young Hollywood, take note: Lindsay Lohan is no role model – even for those living in the fastest of lanes.

So says her former BFF, socialite Courtenay Semel, in a candid interview in the upcoming December issue of Curve, http:// www.curvemag.com/, a magazine for the lesbian community, in which she details her relationship with the troubled starlet.

Semel, who had a stint in rehab herself earlier this year, says, "I always said you'll never see me get a DUI, you'll never see me falling drunk out of a club, you'll never see me get arrested, you'll never see that side of me and unfortunately, it did happen. I did take responsibility for my actions. ... But, at the same time, I think, you know, everyone scrutinizes, Lindsay for everything she went through, but they should thank her, because it shows you exactly what not to do."

http:// www.people.com/people/article/0,,20321097,00.html

The excerpt from People Magazine didn’t want to post. It took me a few minutes to remember there was a link to Curve Magazine in the story. It needed a space between the http:// and the www too. :P

Cant wait to see what the trainwreck dose next wed. the biggest day in the bar industry Choo-Choo

Black Friday?

The entire Blohan is definitely a walking caveat against greed and mediawhoresmanship!

Thanks 6:42 - I hope 6:00 is still reading. :)

Blohan family, that is.

And Cartier wants me to design a new corporate jet!

True 6:47 and if you think about it you could probably make a caveat list! ;)

She is incapable of doing anything right and when she fails she always blames someone else and takes no responsibility for how badly she screwed up.

Emanuel Ungaro’s chief designer, Estrella Archs would definitely agree with you!

Cant wait to see what the trainwreck dose next wed. the biggest day in the bar industry Choo-Choo


Duh! You wrote Wed, and I asked about Black Friday!

TICK TOCK

The Judge is not going to take any calls about Lindsay's case. Don't waste your time

6:00 are you still reading?

6:14 left you an olive branch at 6:42.

You look great Lindsey-Don't listen to the jealous haters. Do you think anyone cares about them like everyone cares about you--nope. Stand tall girl!

Off Topic:

Sometimes the numerical nomenclature can be a pain in the ass! O.o

The Judge is not going to take any calls about Lindsay's case. Don't waste your time

I'll co-sign 7:08.

I actually enjoy the links posted here, so an olive branch and an apology! I thought someone was having link problems again and was trying to augment it. Plus, I messed it up trying to put it in. That was on me! I was thinking more like I tell my friends 'Quit messing around and let's go have some fun! Some of the links are amazing and shut down the delusional idiots who think this is some sort of X17 conspiracy, when all of the big sites are posting multiple stories of her continuous downfall!

not a surprise that the 1 or 2 delusional supporters..(f*ck white oprah,she's just a disgusting pig liar),
write something as stupid as "how can you say negative things about someone you don't know"..as if hohan doesn't choose to live her life in the most public way....hell this ho doesn't know the meaning of living a private life,she wouldn't get all that attention she so craves that way.

also,going by their dumb logic...they shouldn't say anything positive about her,cause hey...they don't know her.

face facts delusional defenders,droves of people that do know her personally,have much worse things to say about her,that's why they don't want to have anything more to do with her..and it's not because she's a sweetheart.

7:03 Aunt Ali is in the house!!!
Twitter retard is at it agian tweeting random ppl she lose cannon had the balls to tweet Kourtney kadash, and some of samanthas friends
she said Aunt Ali was with her
Drug feast tonight!!!

7:25 That was sweet! I hope 6:00 is still reading.

The Blohans should come with warning labels tattooed on their fiveheads detailing how they are not only a danger to themselves, but everyone they come into contact with!

While she has led a self-destructive lifestyle for the past several years and did nothing to improve at her craft, Hollywood had no trouble casting talented and attractive young actresses for films. Lindsay's time has passed. She is viewed as a liability rather than asset in Hollywood. Other than a bit part in law budget independent like Machete, nobody is foolish enough to cast her

While she has led a self-destructive lifestyle for the past several years and did nothing to improve at her craft, Hollywood had no trouble casting talented and attractive young actresses for films. Lindsay's time has passed. She is viewed as a liability rather than asset in Hollywood. Other than a bit part in law budget independent like Machete, nobody is foolish enough to cast her

Lindsay’s To-Fail Schedule

1. Emanuel Ungaro - Failure Imminent
Waiting for the fashion house to issue a press release terminating her contract.

2. Sevin Nyne - Failure Pending
The chemist’s lawsuit should be a good read.

3. 6126 Leggings - Failure Uncertain
This venture might last for awhile. Strippers and prostitutes need work attire too.

7:30 Truth in advertising! ;)

X17 did screw up this story though. They should have changed it around to Unintentional Comedian. The Court Jester who thinks she is the world's most beloved princess. GAG!
And keep up the good work on those links! They are appreciated!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR LINDSAY
PLEASE CALL THE JUDGE SHE IS TAKING CALLS AND WILL LIKE TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
I HAVE CALLED AND EXPRESSED MY CONCERNS FOR LINDSAY AND TOLD HER HOW SAD IT IS TO SEE HER LIKE THIS
THE MORE CALLS THE BETTER YOU CAN REMAIN ANONYMOUS IF YOU WISH

JUDGE MARSHA REVEL
310-288-1204
PLEASE LETS ALL PULL TOGETHER AND DO THE RIGHT THING FOR HER

RIGHTS ON PROGRAM
522 E.BROADWAY
GLENDALE, CA 91205-1185
818-240-1683
THE MORE CALLS THAT THEY RECEIVE WILL HELP LINDSAY

DO NOT LISTEN TO LINDSAYS COMMENT THAT THE JUDGE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR CALL WE ALL KNOW SHE IS IN DENIAL SHE IS COMMENTING THIS SO YOU WONT CALL
PLEASE CALL LETS BRING LINDSAY BACK HOME

...who think this is some sort of X17 conspiracy, when all of the big sites are posting multiple stories of her continuous downfall!

I know, it's another excuse. I guess they don't read TMZ, Perez, Dlisted, E! Online, Access Hollywood, and the Insider to name a few.

^A^ that was a chuckle for you LMFAO that was fun LOL

Danny Trejo is an ex-convict and recovering addict. It’s understandable why he was nice and gave her a small role in Machete.

7:04pm...What else can be expected from a Lohan,but a lie.
"everyone cares",it's called watching a Trainwreck...dont confuse it with admiration,it's anything but.
If this pitiful person started behaving like a normal person,and stopped calling and going to the Paps,she'd be in obscurityville in no time,and she knows it.

7:38 N, LOL!

7:03 yup here and dont worry about the comma comment all is cool :)

I'm looking for a quote from the judge. It should have scared the shit out of her but didn't. What a stupid girl.

Thanksgiving at the Blohan trailer would probably be interesting to say the least! They start off with some shots and a few lines freshly baked from Mummy's private stash and then proceed on to play pin the butcher knife on the family member of choice. Then the diseased pigeon Ali managed to knock out with a lucky rock throw gets served up with more sides freshly poured from whatever bottle is still left undrunken. They better hope their favorite bail bonds person has their phone turned on.

7:44 That's good. I'm searching for a quote. I'll be back in a bit.

Ha Ha Lindsay twitter surfs to see what and where people will be than she calls her paps and crashes the partys or shows up to the clubs
What A Loser..
with Aunt Ali in town Guess Jenni figured out she isnt getting paid.
I like when Aunt Ali is around Lindsay is more out of control

Is it snowing out OR did Lindsay just sneeze

for a good laugh about her ugly shoe designs, check out the post of white doprah over @ celebitchy. com with her fake white picket fence teeth,old lady legs and old man hands.
nobody can convince me that this skank is in her forties,and that "she" really isn't a tranny.

Lets not forget Dinas brothers will be there for Thanksgiving

Matt the town coke head drunk always looking for a fight

Chris the Herion/child molster wonder if his junkie girlfriend Sueann will be with him

AND after Dinner they have to go Visit Paul the cocaine addict that stole funds from 9/11 and is serving time in Jail

Toxic Mother will sereve Redbulls,Adderial and Xanax lines of coke with sniffter glasses filled with Vodka for a night cap
WOW Im so Jealous of this family

Judge Marsha Revel told Lindsay, who turned up in court more than an hour late: "I ordered you into court today because I wanted to speak to you directly. I don't want to get any more notices again, no warrants, where you're thumbing your nose at the court. I'm going to know about it because your whole life is followed.” - L. A, Times

lindsay learned to be arrogant from that monster...proud of yourself mummy
now that your child is the most despised celebrity out there.
see how "superior" you are when you're burning in hell,with the other child exploiters.

The judge warned her not to thumb her nose at the court and was told, “I'm going to know about it because your whole life is followed.” There is a written and visual record of her clubbing and the all-night house parties. A stupid girl, making stupid decisions.

8:16 you convinced me to call I will tell all my Friends Family Neighbors and co-workers to call also her mother is in deep denial and isnt helping her so I guess its up to "Us Haters" to help her

8:11 Will she be serving Paxil appetizers? ;)

8:26 Who did I convince you to call?

WHEN YOU CALL THE JUDGE MAKE SURE YOU LIST EVERY GOSSIP SITE THAT HAS THE STORY ON HER DRINKING CHAMPANGE SNORTING COKE AND HAVING TEMPER TAMTRUMS AND LOOK AT HER CRAZY ASS TWITTER
PLEASE TELL THE JUDGE TO READ THE COMMENTS ON ALL SITES SHE WILL BE BLOWN AWAY BY WHAT SHE READS ALSO EXPLAIN TO HER HOW TO TELL A LYING LOHAN COMMENT..WELL THATS EASY NEVER MIND SHE WILL FIGURE THAT ONE OUT

8:32 The judge warned her that she's a celebrity watcher. I think the judge knows what’s going on. I hope the D.A. issues subpoenas to the bartenders and the people at these clubs and parties. What I want to know is what’s the point of California’s Right On Program? It’s a court ordered program and attendees still go out partying? Meh.

"I don't want to get any more notices again, no warrants, where you're thumbing your nose at the court. I'm going to know about it because your whole life is followed.” - Judge Marsha Revel

Reese Witherspoon looking super cute today.

Lilo and Ali getting ready for a big appearance at the Music Awards show--they are gonna blow everyone away!!!!!!!

Reality Check for Dina Lohan:

Fantasy:

How is Lindsay coping with the biting remarks after her Emanuel Ungaro line debuted Oct. 4 during Paris Fashion Week? “It’s silly,” Dina tells me. “Lindsay’s just going to keep doing what she’s doing, and it will sell. I know it because I know Lindsay’s genius in what she does..." - Ok Magazine

Reality:

Neiman Marcus and Net-A-Porter Dropped Emanuel Ungaro for Spring
This week, Emanuel Ungaro suggested Lindsay Lohan is sucking the soul out of the label he founded. Retailers seem to agree. After terrible reviews for the show marking Lohan's debut as artistic adviser, Neiman Marcus and Net-A-Porter have dropped Ungaro for spring 2010. They were the only two major retailers selling the label outside of freestanding Ungaro stores. Barneys and Saks haven't carried the line for several seasons, and also decided not to pick it up for spring. If you want to buy some spring Ungaro, you can still find it at Vivaldi on the Upper East Side. - New York Magazine

Can't wait to hear the December progress report at court:


"Judge, my daily schedule:

Party until it's bright out again... then take an Adderall or Valium to get me to sleep a few hours.... then Twitter, begging for followers....shopping for more whore, oops, I mean party attire....get lip injections and Botox...Twitter about starving people in the India...lie about design projects...more shopping...and then it's time to club again!"

Sam is happy, light, cute, energetic-----relieved to finally be rid of Lohan and all of her tawdry,immature, draining drama shows. Lindsay is an endless black hole of NEED and the "relationship" had became, for Sam, a constant striving to fill that huge hole of need. Impossible and no fun.

We are SO glad Sam has moved on. Hope Lohan can find something/someone to help her and fulfill her

“Lindsay’s been cutting up clothing since she was three.” - Dina Lohan, Ok! Magazine

That's not all Lindsay's been cutting, Dina.

The genius is a 3 time rehab failure and refuses to try a 4th time.
________________________________________________________________________________

Despite friends’ warning about her frequent partying, stubborn Lindsay has no intention of repeating her 2007 rehab stint, according to pals.

“We ask, we beg, but she won’t listen,” a friend of the star tells OK!. “A lot of people in Lindsay’s life have made adjustments where they don’t enable her, but she doesn’t listen and finds a way [to party].”

“The only way to get her to go to rehab is to force it on her and none of us wants that because we want her to take this seriously,” explains the insider. - Ok! Magazine

Can't wait to hear the December progress report at court.

Me too!

I like Lindsay's jacket.

LL's a dumbass. I bet she'll OD soon.

Lilo was kinda cute a coupla yrs back. Chain smoking, boozer, drugger hag at 23. Hollyweird road kill.

lindsay looks like shes gotten really fat around her stomach it almost looks like shes pregnant!!!

lindsay looks like shes gotten really fat around her stomach it almost looks like shes pregnant!!!

lindsay looks like shes gotten really fat around her stomach it almost looks like shes pregnant!!!

Alky gut!

When she gains weight you call her fat and pregnant.When you see her very slim,you are taliking about drug abuse. You always find something negative on her.Life is too short to be so negative about everything and everybody.If i were her i would only laugh a lot reading all these.Deep inside you,you wish you were so thin. Leave her alone.

She'll laugh and laugh all the way to a jail cell, a locked dry out clinic, or a coffin. Hardy har. And sorry delusional hater maria, but the rest of the world that hates her nasty ass isn't fat! I'm not, so shove it you dumb bitch!

"Chain smoking, boozer, drugger hag at 23. Hollyweird road kill."

We would add, self-cutter, almost friendless and consumer addictive.

We believe 9:25---by this time, even if she doesn't read the blogs and magazines, she has heard all the comments suggesting getting some serious help and also, we would hope, seen her professional offers dwindling. And in light of that, she apparently still does not think she needs any professional help.

And while most of her friends may realize the need for rehab and tried to change how they are around her, she still has an *sswipe mother and Aunt who insist she is a genius and all is fine--THEY should have to answer to the court in December as being the biggest enablers of LL's tawdry lifestyle.

But, then again, they are all Lohans and must be used to shabby,white-trash living.

jk

out of topic........are they already separated?????? because most of her pictures i could see their identical necklace and how come they stay in the same apartment building......confusing

"Lindsay Lohan’s new music style

March 17, 2008 by Arieanna

Here is how Lindsay Lohan describes her new style for her upcoming third album:

* Dance music style
* Inspired in a Kylie-Minogue-meets-Rihanna style
* Lindsay is recording the third song
* Lindsay is not sure yet if she wants to expose her past year (2007) in her album
Re: the last point, Lindsay has this to say:
"I think the past is the past and it should be kept there," Lohan added. "It’s a new slate for me, and I want to show that in my new record."
Lindsay tells People that she wants to promote her album heavily and go on tour (something she didn’t do with her last album).
Lindsay Lohan has been recording her album in New York and in LA. She says the first two completed tracks are ‘amazing!’"

Another project of hers, down the drain. Could you imagine her on a world tour?

It's a VERY slow day at the office, so the above post got us to looking up Bloho's album comments on Amazon..hysterical!!!


"Simply, Absolutely, Unquestionably Dreadful, December 16, 2004
By Mary (Washington, DC)

Make it STOP!!! Please tell me that it's "Over." This poor girl is tone deaf. She wouldn't make it past Simon on American Idol on her best day. So if anyone has done anything good, it's the producers who managed to make her sound even remotely on key. Now we know why she's always begging off live performances, claiming she's not feeling well. Even when she does perform, she keeps saying she has laryngitis. Sorry Lindsay -- you just have a BAD VOICE!! Bottom line: If you want to listen to overproduced, shallow, meaningless, forgettable pop that isn't even sung well, this is the album for you. Because being a cutesy poo actress under 20 does not qualify you to become a singer -- it doesn't even qualify you to become a pop star. Good grief, but Mandy Moore and Jennifer Lopez are starting to look like huge talents compared to this pop-tart du jour. Blech."

from her music bio on Amazon:
"Just a year later her second album A Little More Personal (Raw) was released. This time it only reached No.20 in the charts and dropped from sight just a short while later. The critics didn't like it and Lohan struggled to find the time to promote it given her taxing filming schedule.

For her third album Lohan moved record labels to Motown and it has been reported that this album is likely to represent a shift of musical direction for her, venturing into a more urban style. Recording may take some time as Lohan's hard-partying, glossy-magazine-column-inch-grabbing lifestyle threatens to overtake her efforts in any kind of creative endeavors."

This, written 3 years ago, proved to be the case. Only thing different is now she does not a "taxing filming schedule."

Speak [ENHANCED]
Lindsay Lohan

41 new from $1.92

127 used from $0.01

Another Lie from Lindsay
Wish me luck at the gym..
You dont go to the gym one day a week.
When starting off at the gym you go everyday
What a delusional retart

She only tweeted about going to the gym so it will show up in December court progress report.

Not sure if she even went.

7:04 Busy people like lovely Lindsay don't have time to worry about the losers.
Their hate and jealousy will never go away. It's all they can understand.
Lindsay beauty and talent and kindness will always be with her

Yeah! Team Lohan..

7:56 I just threw up my breakfast on that comments

Children of such dysfunctional parents such as Micheal and Dina usually end up by picking one parent over the other in a desperate attempt at finding some security and safety.

Thus, Linds idolizes her mother (and Sam, as a mother-figure) and can see no wrong in her. This is a serious block in her road to recovery and also enables Dina to continue her poor and extremely dysfunctional parenting.

They are co-delusional.

8:11 is a Auntie Ali comment thats what she always says..Go to bed Jr.Junkie!!

Someone should tell Linds that celebrities are not excited & thrilled to get tweets from her, unlike her 4 teenie fans around the world.

Please stop.

It only adds to the embarrassment everyone feels for her.

815
LOL...Jr.Junkie & McCrackie-Head...what a duo!

8:11 More like "Team Shit Heads"!!!

Come on, lovers AND haters...I think we all owe Lindsay's handlers/babysitters a HUGE thank you for keeping her under wraps for the past few days...except for some drunk/pill tweets and a fast-food foray, our little lying darling has been laying low.

Hmmmm.....Readying herself for her featured role appearance at the Music Awards???

The Bathroon Cocaine video has been sent to Judge Marsha Revel

Lindsay Lohan is not allowed to be around Drugs and Alcohol

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL THE JUDGE

Judge Marsha Revel
310-288-1204

Rights on Program
522 E.Broadway #101
Glendale,CA 91205-1185
818-240-1683

The more calls that they receive will help put Lindsay back on the right track.
Your calls will remain Anonymous
PLEASE CALL

November 19, 2009 8:49 AM
Posted by: Anonymous -
THIS IS NOT NICE !
YOU IN THE PROBLEMWHAT THIS FOR CALL JUDGE WHERE THE SENSITIVITY ?!