You Don't Mess With The Lohan(s)!

Whose Rolls?

Whose Rolls?

Too bad they weren't rotten eggs. She can't take a piss without you morons reporting it. And speaking of rotten eggs, Dina Lohan has got to be one of the worst moms ever.

attention whorrrrsss....i can only imagine the amount of crack they smoked in the two hr period at the hotel.....

Hillbillies in the big city. Put some fancy clothes on, run the streets, and throw eggs at the papz.

Lez. Linds seems to have taken over parenting of Ali from Dina.

So this skank had her 15 year old sister out at the bars with her until 1:30 a.m.?? Nice. Dina Lohan should get a Mother of the Year award.

Ali is her possee. Keeping the dame hours as her sister I wonder when is home-schooled.

bitch is dumb as dumb they come. First rule about egging is dont egg near your house, now your stuck with a rotten egg smell in front of your house and the cops involved. this dumb bitch needs to get off the bad shit

They should all throw rocks at you perverts. Don't think this is the kind of attention they want to be stalked at their own home.

Why is little sis allowed to roam the streets all night with her out of control big sister? I think defacs intervention is needed here......

Will this crackwhore EVER grow up? Homeschooling lessons involve going to bars and throwing eggs?!?!?!? OMG!!!! Where's the Dept. of Social Services???

Fun party last night but nighT but now I keep gagging

Dina should be charged with child endangerment. This is insane! WTH is she thinking? This woman is the scum of the earth to allow her 15 year old anywhere near a bar after everything that Lindsay has been through. Addiction is hereditary and Ali is being put in harms way. I'm disgusted with Dina.

Why is Lindsay out every night? Doesn't she have a home? I worship the Orange Goddess and all but I'm thinking shades of Britney 2007-2008. Partying, shopping, partying, shopping. What kind of life is that? AND she doesn't seem to have any friends. What up, Lindz?

8:49 She has friends. She is secretly dating Gary Coleman

The "whatchutalkingabout" Gary Coleman?

Gary Coleman is why she would not go out with me.

stupid ass doesn't have any respect for anything. the car is obviously on loan and raw egg absolutely destroys a paint finish. grow the eff up Schlinds

Hey blow hard Michael ! when are you goinfg to step up and have your FIFTEEN YEAR OLD removed from this situation?

We never see the proof that she is throwing all these eggs you paps talk about. And we don't really need all the video of you guys staring at it like its a crime scene.

Drying egg is gonna make that car nasty. Way to go Lind another stupid stupid drama making night. If you dont want to be 'stalked' QUIT CALLING THE PAPS!

I doubt she even has that much food in her house

EMUL ! my love ! I am sooo alone! I know you aren't jealous of the hawt orage one like all the other olb, bitter hags are. Say it load & say it proud!! EMUL us gays are the "IT" of the generation!! *laughing at the jealous haters*

MAYBE THE BLACK GUY THREW THE EGGS

Where's Gloria Alfred (sp?) when you need her? This child needs her help! Dina needs a reality check and I'm not talking money. Ali doesn't stand a chance with Dina and Lindsay mothering her. This is so sad, she shouldn't be in this situation.

9:19-2

Dude if you're going to impersonate me, at least spell correctly and use good grammar.

Oops, I meant, 9:20. My bad.

8:40 You wish you had the means to live such a free spirited life. Your post oooooooozes jealous! OLD. FAT. HAG. Us gays know what is hot and it is Lilo!

Lez. I am here. Had to get a pillow. My ass is still burning from that party on Wednesday night.

Don't say it too loud in CA . 920. The PEOPLE of the state voted yes on 8 ha!

More than 1 lez-babe? Perk.

x17 YOU GUYS WHINE SO MUCH. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS. JAKE&REESE, MEGAN, KIEFER - YOU REALLY DO TAKE ADVANTAGE THAT THE LOHANS ARE JUST A COUPLE OF YOUNG HARMLESS WOMEN. DON'T THINK YOU WOULD PULL THE SAME SH!T ON JAKE AND OTHERS.

Lez-babe and EMUL - do you guys work? I wish I had the time to troll on these sites like you two. Cheers to the slackers.

TRY MULTITASKING

9:31 and 9:37

WE are many.

9:37 I was a stay at home step-mom, but dan threw my chubby alcoholic ass out. Hense the name change from "bi" to lez-babe. I have to resort to trolling on line for other fug insecure girls so I can have some /any kind of zzzzzzzzzexshualllll relations. Anyone out there not mind the smell of "ass" ? I'm available, just saying dayum!

9:37. Trust account baby. Doesn't that just piss you off. Life can be a real bitch Meanwhile, can I have the fries with that which I ordered at your take out window.

LL is fitting into her drama queen mean girl roles and mixing them with real life
Ali should'nt be out so late with shoes so high, or is this how the home schooling program works?.

Yes, Dina and Sams mom (and sis) will be kicking all your ass @s and issuing the appropriate restraining orders.

Child abuse call the cops

i wish li-low and siz-low had called me to party! i could of taken care of the paps with one big fartz powered shower of juicy azz juice!!! hahaha...they would be happy for the rotten eggs then. once the juicy azz juice gets on you it can never be washed off. that how li-low and siz-low got thems freckles on their faces. seems li-low was lapping up some of my juicy azz juice and i fartz again and the both gots splattered. the stench will never leave them. mmmmmmmmmm......juicy!

i wish li-low and siz-low had called me to party! i could of taken care of the paps with one big fartz powered shower of juicy azz juice!!! hahaha...they would be happy for the rotten eggs then. once the juicy azz juice gets on you it can never be washed off. that how li-low and siz-low got thems freckles on their faces. seems li-low was lapping up some of my juicy azz juice and i fartz again and the both gots splattered. the stench will never leave them. mmmmmmmmmm......juicy!

(:37 Excellent!

make that 9:37 Excellent!

9:52 @ 1. Just goes to show money can't buy class. fries thru a take out window??? I work for a living and will very rarely eat that shit. I don't think your post made anyone very envious.

oh wait!!! lol .. that's right "lez" we are ALL jealous of you & your lifestyle right? Jealous of your youth (inexperience) and your lesbianism (sexual confusion & insecurity) lol... I am VERY jealous of you "lez" lmao!

lololololol dina wants us to leave her only on MOTHERS DAY lololololmfaoooooo!!!

Haters you are not going to like this, my friends and I tried Lindsay's self tanner. It's great. Only one person turned different skin tone than the rest of us. It's not that expensive and none of them are perfect but it beats skin cancer...plus girls gotta look good for summer

i gotz lotz of money cuz i bottle and sell my juicy azz juice. making a freaking fortune on the stuff. and when i getz enough then i will buy me some clazz. meanwhile i worship at the juice splattered feet of the orange goddezzzzzzzzzzz. she is so clazzy

Hey Dina your family isn’t high profile, it’s warped and overexposed. You raised 2 media whores. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

lez=EMUL=Lez=lonely & broke !

Is there not a curfew for 15 year old kids in California. I wish this whole dam useless family would just OD and die.

my juicy azz juice is a better tanner than li-lowz. it getz you nice an brown in a hurry and itz cheap, like me

dina was a hot dancer-bet she can whuup some ass

i gotz a special going on my brown juicy azz juice. buy the large size and you getz a trial bottle of the corny kind. it gives you a nice brown face with little yellow bits, just like li-lowz juicy face and tobacky stained teeth.

dina is also a coke whore, the only thing she can whuup is some random c*ck for another snort

I told you that you weren't going to like it haters. And it's a tropical smelling kind of "azz juice" you won't mind wearing.

10:00. Can't be too much of a job

the rolls is porn king dennis
this is old shchtick
britney did it years ago.....
now they are rehashing other tabceleb antics to keep the attention coming
the problem with lindsay is that she thinks her shit on sam's nose doesn't stink.
does anything else say 'hire me' more than throwing eggs and getting the cops called...
hey the directors are lining up......
as long as someone want to photo her in a blond wig she'll get work MM is turning in her grave!

wasn't dina awarded "mother of the year" in new jersey? i shipped many cases of my juicy azz juice to new jersey. i think the residents there were using to combat gophers

Lese Babe, are you still here. You are the only non hater on here / I think?

Their dad lost his cagones in the divorce. His former slag wears them as earrings. Beg, borrow or steal a set and man up already. The slag conductor is driving your girls on a high speed train to nowhere and they’re running out of track.

go have some "fries" with that EMUL, I work shifts. Go away little girl. yawn.

Hey everybody, it's Pinchy Lohag and her drug procuring racist sister! They were born with silver (thinly plated) straws in their noses! It's the Lohag way!

Dina tells PEOPLE exclusively. "It's the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade.

LOL and we SEE how well THAT worked out!!!!

i make a special tropical flavored juicy azz juice just for the holidays. it originates from pinapplez and black beans, and backed with some cheap mexican beer. black beans to get that ultra deep azz juice tan. smells great if you likez the smell of azz. mmmm......

You guys are too cranky. I'm in Chicago & I'm going SAm hunting with my tan friends. We're goina try to talk some sense to SAm. We need them back together For the dynamic cig smoking redbull drinking celebs they are. See ya soon haters.

Some take this place far too seriously.

Dina Lohan Lied To Us, Herself
Deluded Stage Mom Convinces Self, World That She Was A Professional Dancer

Dina Lohan is, apparently, not nearly as flexible as she would have us believe. Those plucky Page Sixers have outed her for the fraud that she is: a wannabe Rockette with no formal acting experience.

DINA Lohan, the leggy mother of Lindsay, is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette - but she's not. After an inquiry from The Post, a spokeswoman for Radio City called back to say an exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette. Execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn't. "It's like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don't. It's a big deal to be a Rockette," said our source.

And while we're not totally buying the public outcry (we'd have felt more comfortable with the "it's like claiming to have a degree from Tufts" analogy) we are rather unimpressed with Mama Lohan. Sure, we already knew she was a lousy mother, a former trophy wife, a victim of bad 80's hair and an coke enabler who exploits her own daughter. But to lie about being a glorified high-kicker?

Now, that's just plain wrong.

i sure miss crazy britney. she was the bestest fun. li-low and siz-low are mostly just annoying, like me. sam-lo been using my special formula juicy azz juice. rub it on your face to get your ugly on. it never washes off. itz called fugly azz juice

The paps should shoots back! And not with eggs!

You all are so boring.

Lindsay is a train wreck but she looks hot.

Dance Dina dance ROTFLMAO!!!

The Rolls belongs to the porn king, figures.

Most guys who are not fags would do her in a new york minute if they the chance

JT,

I'm on here off and on. This is a pretty boring site except for the Lindsay threads. And, yes, I like Lindsay. For her looks and her husky voice. Not so much her personality.

10:26. Porn king provides a Rolls and a Maserati out of the goodness of his heart lol. What he gets in return will be available at hustler.com on dvd.

10:26. Porn king provides a Rolls and a Maserati out of the goodness of his heart lol. What he gets in return will be available at hustler.com on dvd.

Dina pretend to be the first Prima Ballerina Assoluta of the New York City Ballet. Rudolf Nureyev said ballerina Cynthia Gregory should be honored with the title but it was never bestowed. You should claim the honor for yourself. Who cares about a lifetime of hard work when you can fake it, right? Your daughters learned from the master.

Tuna, only if they didn't care if their rod fell off after, I ain't goin there

Any tips for a yeast infection?

JT,

Don't be fooled by my imposter! I am here morning noon and nite. I have no life, just a lot of "fries with that" I love me some Orange Lohag.

I disagree Tuna. There are much faster and less painful ways for an insane man to become a eunuch.

Some of the losers are so ignorant that they don't even know
that in 2008,Dina won at least one Mother Of The Year award.
I guess the sorry losers are jealous that Ali and Lindsay both
have earned more in a year than any of them will earn in a lifetime.

Lindsay is lost. Not too late for a Ali if she change things but hard to do with a mother like that and a sister for a mentor like Lindsay. A 15 year old should not be going to clubs until 2 am. She seems to have no marketable show biz talent, is not a beauty and is now being deprived of an education.

Aren't lindsay and ali going to be embarrased when they find out they are emul and lez-babe. throw incest in there for good measure huh Dina?

The Mingling Mom's Mother of the Year award LMAO

Linds has been in rehab 3x & is quickly headed for a forth. Ali is a 15 year old drop out hanging out with her addict sister till the weee hours in the morning. If that is what makes a mother of the year then Octo-mom should be sainted

We love you Dina! Tell us how to deprive our kids of a childhood and education. We’ll give you an award!

Dina if you cared for your kids you would do something. If you were there one day as a mother and not a manager they would not be looking for love in all the wrong places ie a woman! Put your arms around her and tell her you love her instead of telling her to make that money so SHE can pay your back taxes.

I feel bad for Ali having that trainwreck as a sister and that media wh0re as a mother.

It’s false hope. Her uneducated mind has already been corrupted.

Mothers day is depressing for the Lohan family.

what stupid new

LesBabe There's some serious jealousy to be you on this site.

I'd agree about the site - but where else do you see the threads and nice photos of the area

LL personality - Hard to say. Sammy seems controlling - somehow together they pull it off and provide that major trainwreck that makes us look

Dina is getting a bad rap. She is a very good mother.

i have to agree with all. Dina is a poor excuse of a mother, she should be ashamed of herself and if she had any CLASS pull her daughters from the media for a while. Poor Ali, ,she seems a sweet girl in hands of SLindz and Dina. Michael NEEDS to kick in here. Dina needs counseling and lindsay needs to find herself. Been running too much for too long, not getting anywhere..worth being.

Dina is getting a bad rap. She is a very good mother.

JT,

Sam is a decade older than LL so she probably is a little controlling. Personally I would like to see them get hitched but LL is so immature and spoiled I think anyone she dates is in for turbulence.

OK Magazine
NEWS
May 05, 2008
Dina Lohan: Mom of the Year?

Dina Lohan, the actress’ mother, will be honored by Mingling Moms as one of Long Island’s Top 20 Moms, the organization announced Monday.

For what, you ask?

Well, there's nothing deep behind it -- it's just for rearing Lindsay herself.

Superficial
May 8 2008
Dina Lohan is the kiss of death (Back me up, Lindsay)

Mingling Moms is having some serious regrets about honoring Dina Lohan Tuesday night as one of the Top 20 Moms of Long Island. Dina was voted in through an online survey which begs the question, "Who's letting their wife use the Internet, and why are you a terrorist?" The AP reports:

"It just spun out of control," Mingling Moms president Erica Logiudice told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "The press is welcome to be there — I mean, we want it to be out there. But what they did was they kept badgering me, `Why Dina Lohan? Why Dina Lohan?'"

But Logiudice said the attention around Lohan distracted from the true purpose of the event: to bring moms together for a fun time and raise money for breast cancer research. A portion of the proceeds went to the F.A.C.T. foundation, a Long Island-based breast cancer charity.

"This is such a good thing I tried to do, and I worked for so long on it," said Loguidice, who said the organization has been getting hate mail on its Web site. "And to wake up and see all this nonsense, it's just upsetting, you know?"

I want to feel sorry for poor Erica Loguidice, but at the same time, Why Dina Lohan?! I mean, if you were planning this for so long and drawing blueprints, every one knows the logistical symbol for Dina is a bottle of vodka that shoots rockets at small children. That's Blueprinting 101.

Dina Lohan Massacres Mother's Day
Posted May 7th 2008 8:42AM by TMZ Staff

And now hell has officially frozen over -- Dina Lohan was celebrated last night as an outstanding mom of the year at a Long Island charity event.


Her ex-husband Michael told us that she was supposed to be at a court-ordered family therapy session just blocks away at the same time, but she chose to attend what looked more like a bachelorette party than an event celebrating celeb moms organized by a group called Mingling Moms.

Of course, the same group also gave Jennifer Lopez an award for being a great mom, and she's only been a mom for three months.

Lez-babe I would agree again.

I have a cous who plays in the Fiancials in LA. Sounds like LL has been working her whole life so someone is always using her. No trusty adults. She trust everyone and NOone. Sounds like Sammy really had to work it to get LL on board and now @#@#@. Yeah, if they could pull it off... peace for everyone. I just don't think it will happen. And looks like Sam might be enjoying all the teenybopper attention she is getting.

Guess it's a wait and see. Meanwhile we soak in fashion, sites and a surprising lot of hater comments.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Who's attending Mingling Moms™ ?

A: Anyone with a baby ages birth - 12 months who wants to meet and mingle with other moms, while enjoying lunch and taking in a guest speaker.

JT,

I would like to see Lindsay get involved in some type of charity work. Her life is shallow and I think that invites a lot of hater comments. Sam has her DJ job and her music/band. Lindsay? Shopping and partying. Not very admirable.

uv stooped to a new low Lez *laughing at you*
lez=EMUL=JT=Lez

lonley much ??? lol

Les-babe

Absolutely, it helps everyone. I keep hoping Meryl Strep, Drew or someone already in charity will mentor her in. Channel that addictive personality!!

being a coke whorin insane alcoholic invites a lot of negative comments to

u bitch EMUL! my ass BUUUUUUUUURRNS

you are absolutely right JT ! EMUL is a bitch as my ass buuuuuurns as well!

Lilo’s gonna to fake caring about charity to rehab her image hahahahahaha can’t wait

Lez-babe,
Maybe it is all the fries she is ordering thru the drive-thru that is causing the severe infection that she seems to be passing to our assses

Lindsay had 2 DUIs and 3 rehabs before she turned 22. Maybe Ali can beat her record.

I can not figure out if the age or IQ is lower for many of you. I hope it's the age

JT,
Agreed! I errr I mean EMUL has a lot of free time on her hands as she no longer has shit diapers to change all day. She drinks an awful lot & those fries are good hangover food... so SHE says. I think the infection comes with her blowing Ronald & friends at the Mikki Dees so she doesn't have to blow her whole "trust fund" on food. My theory.

Lez, the tobasco did not help with genital warts. Neither did tarter sauce. Any ideas?

hmmmm Lez-babe, very interesting theory! I posit EMUL will rub her hoochie on any living thing as her yeast infection has been ongoing for quite a while. The itching I'm sure is quite unbearable. Maybe, just maybe we should keep our clothes ON around her and her dog until she can get this under control. I hear Walgreen's is having a sale on Aveeno 9if you'd like me to pick up some for you!

JT,

X17 has dropped the ball. There's an entire page without any Lindsay on it! B-O-R-I-N-G!!!! She must not have been out and about last night.

Wanna lick my hat?

Les-babe,

Let's be the WILD lesbians we are and just go for it & lick EMUL's hat !!

I'm a cum bucket. Smell me!!!

oh she was out last nite alright, pathetic, pics coming

Yeaaaaaaaa lick it lick it lick it!

whoa!! JT you sound like my kind of girl!!! I'm game! I'll smell you, but bare in mind I smell like ass. I try & cover it with sevinnyne, so now I smell like ass with a hint of coconut. dayum!

They always put the Lindsay stuff up at night so they can go home. The Lindsay stuff is like a nighttime babysitter. And if they don't have anything ... they have a cut N past party ofr 4 old photos. Too bad we can't all run a site and make that easy money.

muff rules !!!

They used to be huge on Britney Spears but now it's like she doesn't exist. She doesn't get the hits any more like Lindsay does. If they didn't post stories about Lindsay this site would be empty.

JT,
You are so incredibly intelligent !! Your posts are so thought provoking and deep. You're quite the philosopher. Maybe you can teach me a new trick or 2 at the Y if you know what I mean? And I knwo YOU DO being the genius you are *wink wink*

stop throwin' eggs linds
there r ppl starving in the world ...

lol, I think I peed my panties

well, there goes the PETA endorsement. She will have to get nude for Hustler instead

Wanna wax my puss?

12:36 i THINK MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED. TOOOOOO HARD!

Yes, Brittany is back on her feet & paying K-fed plenty oh $. I hope LL recovers soon and Ali does well.

It's amazing how many other comment sects I look at and there aren't any comments. It must be boys on here for Lindsay. I doubt it the thread factor.

tgif - i'm clocking out.. later les babe & many haters

a haynanny nanny waxing par-tay I'm IN!

are you freaking retarded JT ??? the only homage paying to this skank comes from one of the lez-babe's ... that's it ...like watching a train wreck

you HAVE to KILL Dina ... that part was easy. I guess Sam would have less std's than Linds so that would be the F, but that would leave you a lifetime of wedded "bliss" with Linds ??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can tell you from personal experience that herpes is no laughing matter.

dina a milf rotfl LOCK EM UP!!!!!

my asss has a cheesey discharge along with my general all over ass smell. I need to open up and share. dayum!

Anyone got extra Valtrex?

Lez. Perhaps you should get EMUL or JT to do an anal probe. That discharge does not sound good.

Who is the owner of the Rolls?

Y

X17 how do you stay in business? The ONLY hits you get are from your Lindsay threads. The rest of your site is a desert.

Most postings seem to be from lesbians.

Do they have pix of emul and lez-baba getting it on?

Rihanna's stealing Lindsay's attention. Watch her whip out her digital camera and *leak* porn.

Ha she already did, my bad.

Linds your boobs are shot to hell. My granny has perkier ta tas.

Many starving kids could have eaten those eggs. I kinda like Linds, but seriously girl... think a little bit more next time!!!

maybe the eggs were rotten.... that's what i use

This entire incident never would have happened, if she had her "real" security detail with her, ASC. The new big guy is no joke, and sees everything.