Lindsay's A Nun With A Gun In Machete Trailer

She looks absolutely horrible!!

Fat Elvis

what a nasty bitch

Ugh, I have really been looking forward to this movie, she had better not ruin it!!!

her life and career are in the toilet

LOCK HER UP

She looks like a cheap whore.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!

Rodriquez - de Niro - Lohan
one word: MAGIC!

Well Sister Lindsay certainly knows how to kneel. LOL!

D O P E !

She has a 10 minute cameo. I hope Danny Trejo gave her advice about doing a stretch in prison.

Fat Elvis is right.

C O K E !

Loves it too!

These will be her last ten minutes in a real movie. Her target audience are prostitutes, semi-pros and strippers with bolt-on boobs.

machete trailer: cinco de mayo surprise
it's good. i like rodriquez (and tarrentino) movies. great cast.

coke bloat!

Fallen Disney Princess Powder Puff!

GO TO RADARONLINE READ LITTLE KITTENS COMMENTS DONT START AT THE FIRST ONE SCROLL I THINK THERES FOUR OF THEM. KITTEN IS BUSTING DINA

Fucking bastard spaniard, bet you are REAL proud of how you help dessimate the Native North.

I don't know if this movie is Jesus approved but I do know for darn sure it is Trevor approved;)Lindsay's pure God given talent amazes me. I look forward to many more movies and beautiful angelic music from Miss Lohan.

LMAO! Who is the Little Kitten loon?

Trevor must be taking the same drugs Lindsay takes!

Lindsay has a ten min.role in this movie
She will be cut at the last min.
If they cut her scene out now it will cost money, since lindsay has gone down hill they will wait till last min. and it will not cost them as much to axe her role. This is not new news its been in the making for awhile now. She went from a role in the movie with Jessica cut down to a small role that was cut to a smaller role 10 whole mins.

The other actors/actress do not want Lindsay Lohan in this movie
nor do they want to be associated with her. The film was made a year ago and since than Lindsay is bad news they fear she will bring this to DVD thats why they keep changing the release time. Machette was to open up in Jan than April and now who knows
There just trying to figure out how to sell her part out on legal fees with out hurt there budget

Who cares about a beaner movie anyways?

She’s tabloid fodder. They’re using her to hype buzz about the movie like Ungaro did. If they use her name too much people won't go.

Well whoever Little Kitten is they are nuts for wasting their time. The Lohans are deaf, dumb and stupid.

Big cast, the skank will have a second on film. It will flop. Alba and Rodriquez are extremely hot, Blohan not even semi attractive - actually ugly and flithy as sin.

I agree 6:12, maybe a second or cut out of the film.

She looks HOT can't wait for this movie to come out.

I don't care if her role is 10 mins or a hour she is beautiful.

Can't wait to see Lindsay and Electra in this movie they are both smoking hot with banging bodies.

Her part is 10 minutes too long for me to see this movie.

6:21 are you a dyke or bi?

Just saw Radaronline Little Kitten is right.
I've never seen Dina so quite, she is totally up to no good. TMZ video does have her slamming the door and her wishing she could say something.

Check Markus twitter page and yes its his birthday and he is looking for a night of partying. You know Lindsay will be out
Ha Ha will Dina be out????Love to see that video

I didnt notice the Hollywood Tv Crew till now. The puzzle is filling in the pieces.Cause Dina always has a big mouth full of lies and denial

Jessica Alba Looks fu*king Smoking!! They dont need Lindsay she is pure PHEW!

Little Kitten is wasting their time. Michel Lohan isn’t going to do shit except collect a paycheck. Dina and her camera crew can’t undo the damage Lindsay did to herself by ignoring the judge's order to attend ROP once a week without fail. ROP has a record of her absences. Someone should tell the judge that Access Hollywood spotted the criminal in clubs 30 out of 37 nights.

Who is the big story after she overdoses or slashes her wrists?

6:21 Really get Glasses Lohans body is flat and not a thing sexy
about her no tone no shape she would be like a 2x4


On the other hand Jessica and this Elctra chick would be a hot love scene
Im creaming in my pants just thinking of these two

To see Electra jump over the counter and throw Jess on the floor or take her on the counter would be smoking HOT HOT HOT!!

Is kira Little Kitten?

LOLing about, oh nevermind.

I watched the trailer again
I wanna see Electra and Jessica make out
Jessica Alba looks so Hot!

Alot of guys will be grabbing there dicks over Jessica Alba in this movie

Alba is beautiful.

Both girls have "Sexy Bods" Electra and Jessica and will put this movie in on the map

If they keep Lindsay Lohan in it, it will be a sure Flop!
Lindsay Lohan is a bad Name and a Film/Curise

Men should skip the theater, buy the DVD and fast forward through Lindsay Lohan’s ten minutes. Seeing her on screen will have the same effect as throwing a bucket of ice water in every man’s lap. It will ruin it for those who love Jessica Alba.

First Jesus on a cross...
Than Gun in Mouth

Lindsay GOD is done with you. Its time you party with your Demons.You seem to enjoy them more.
Enjoy your seat by the fire that will soon be a resting ground for you and Mummy

Me likey!

Seeing as the wings of an Angel and the horns of a devil are old news, maybe the stuffed shlong of all that will make a fine mother's day pick me up.

...to avoid insulting any cultured sensitivity's there was a substitution for "jelouse"

shoot from the hip

7:03 DINA LOL to you AGAIN!! Pathetic!!!
Post "Im So Alone"! LMFAO ROTF!!

DRINK UP BITCH!!ITS THE MEXICAN DAY! THEY DID TAKE OVER USA DIDNT THEY

F*CK THOSE FREE LOADING MEXICAN BITCHES

DEPORT ALL THERE ASSES

ARIZON I STAND BY YOU!!MAKE IT NATION WIDE CHECK EVER WET BAG CARD. FIRST MARRIED DOESNT COUNT THERE JUST LOOKING FOR GREEN CARD!

ANYONE OF YOU DIP SHITS THAT FALLS FOR DIANS COMMENTS ARE "STUPID" JUST LIKE HER!!

Wow, stuffed shlongs are culturally sensitive! I didn't know! LOL

Lohan even looks cool in a nun outfit!

Uh 7:17 you should read 7:03 again. I'm not Dina.

Thankyougod!

Geez, this site is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan's tweets. (...I like the trailer)

Lohan would look best in an L.A. County orange jumpsuit.

So how long until she's in the porn industry full time. I'm thinking within 2 years. Any other guesses?

7:32 Well that explains why she always has that look on her face.

7:40 True. And her soft core porn photo shoots were like a gateway drug into the porn industry.

@ 2nd 6:42 Wait till you see the second part of TylersSheilds photo shoot with Lindsay. You just saw the first one wanna talk Gross and Disgusting.Ha Ha Lindsay only got Lovelace cause Tyler is friends with him.Ha Ha again this is just a pipe dream on both ends.Talk about blowing smoke up on fags azz to another

As far as Machette goes CUT CUT CUT ALL of Lindsay Lohans 10 mins go

PIPE SMOKING FAGS AZZ!! Thats all

Lindsay Electra is trying to tell you in a nice way to f**K OFF READ HER TWITTER PAGE

I read Inferno's producer asked Sheilds to do the promos for Lohan's skin flick. Assuming they (cough) service enough people in Cannes to get funding.

LOL it’s annoying me that I misspelled Schlong!

Elctra and Jessica Alba will be the next "It" celebrity girls once this movie comes out
These two girls are way HOT!

Lindsay Lohan is a washed up has been that will never be anything she killed her looks and career
Lindsay used to be cute and pretty now she looks horrible gross dirty and a need of a loooonnnnggg Shower
her drugs drinking and smoking 4 pks aday has done mayjor damage on her and her looks

PHEW! LINDSAY LOHAN!YOU ARE GROSS UGLY AND DISGUSTING POOR EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING! PHEW AGAIN TO YOU AGAIN AND A TON OF LAUGHS AT YOU!

Lindsay is a LOSER!

Is it safe to assume she will not be returning?

I guess not.

Jessica and Elecrta YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY wanna eat these two up!
Both have "Sexy Bodys" Dark skin brown sexy eyes and bods that would make any guy go f**king wild to see.


Cut Lindsay Nasty As* from this movie

Jessica Alba and Electra are freakin HOT !!

Lohan is White Trash Trailer Park!

Go to youtube
write JayLeno Etrade baby

You will see the ETrade baby call Lindsay Lohan a LOOOOSSSEEERRR!!!

So True So True!!

EXTRA EXTRA, read all about it. OMG, Lindsay Lohan tweeted it was a nice day out and look at this movie trailer she tweeted about too! Two huge stories in one. NOW for the big question we have all been waiting pens and needles on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WILL LINDSAY ANNNNND HER MOM GO TO MOLINARIS B-DAY OR NOT?!?!

OMG Electra and Jessica just lean over and kiss each other in this trailer
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE you two are so HOT and SEXY!

Hey Baby, I'm catching up with the cryptic crap. I found the post from Wings of an Angel. Where did you post horns of a devil? Who are you posting to and what the f-cking hell are you trying to convey? Have you considered writing what you mean and meaning what write? Just a thought. LOL


May 3, 2010 9:30 PM
Posted by: Wings of an Angel

No internet, cell phone, smokes and.... lights out at 9:30PM (now That's funny).
You are an addict, stick to the story, no snivling or whining about it, it is who you are.
Stay alert around Lifer's, no bs, period. If you are offered a fix, ask for seconds.
There is a line between black & white.

8:18 LMFAO!

The only reason the media watches her twitter is for the meltdowns. I wish Spears had twitter. It would have been a phenomenal decent into the abyss of insanity.

8:23 LOL! Lindsay already slipped Mummy dearest a pill and gave her cico da mayo shoots. As we speak Lindsay is on her knees in a bathroom stall getting her updated blow she missed out on last night. Duhhhhh! Old news your just as bad as x17 there always a day late on there lohan reports. BUT Mummy may wake up for after partys, Dina needs some cash and will play "Pass The Lohan Pig"! Lindsay still runs her Escort serves even though Mummys in town

OH wait They have Hollywood TV taping them.
The Judge might not like that scene

Oh well Im call TMZ to watch all exists on her building anyway

Ha! Nun With A Gun! Love it!
Yeah it looks like a down and dirty flick.

8:33, what twitter meltdowns. That's not true. Somebody hacked into Lindsay's account. That's what happened. Lindsay never has meltdowns ever. And also, she's only done coke once....o.k. twice. SHHHHHH.

nice cast

She is crazy, disorganized, emotionally unpredicatble, tempermental, and has major issues. I like her.

8:41 you're shit excuses for her are piled so high, I had to put on chest waders just to read your post.

8:41 Damn I'm sorry 8:41.

Wait to you see the headlines for Lindsay Lohan Tomorrow

Things are getting really bad for her

I'm hoping Dina’s trying to detox her before the judge orders a drug test. Tis the season for mummy face punching!

I bet if you don't satisfy Dina in bed she'll tear your nuts off and find another stud who will!

I’m sorry 8:41. Jersey camel toe staring at me and I lost partial vision and my ability to detect sarcasm.

Aren't all headlines for Lindsay Lohan really bad?

8:56:)

WHILE LINDSAY IS OUT AT MARKUS THE TAKE IT IN THE AZZ GUY BDAY PARTY
DINA WILL BE BLOWING THE CREW OF HOLLYWOOD TV STAFF TO GET MORE MEDIA COVRAGE

THATS HOW THE LOHAN GIRLS ROLL

Studies have shown that when a mother and daughter party together they stay together. Some of the most quality times I have ever spent with my mom was when we would get messsed up together at the bar. Thinking back on those beautiful memories is a priceless treasure.

Nah, Dina’s more like a praying mantis. She devours the male after copulation. Ask her ex-husband. Dina has studs? Now that's funny! Look at who she married!

8:57 :)

9:00 Send that to Hallmark!

Finally, the perfect music!

I think this whole Inferno thing is a story they're making up to hold the credit card people off.

Cryptic? all hung up on syntax, the mssg passed through like a light spring breeze.....

9:10 kira they're right. You are an ignorant fucking c*unt! You don't know who the fucking hell you are talking to when you come here. How about we talk about you tonight since you need our attention so much. How does that sound?

What's the matter pseudo bad ass? Cat got your tongue? C'mon, I have plenty to say about who and what you are, you ignorant c*unt!

kira, you are an ignorant c*unt! I'm taking a deep breathe and giving you one last chance to come to your sense. Read the bottom of this thread. If you don't leave this shit is going to get really ugly, really quick. It's a promise.

http:// x17online. com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohans_total_deposition_time_seven_hours-05042010.php

kira you ignorant c*unt, read the bottom of this one too THEN LEAVE!

http:// x17online. com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohan_arrives_late_for_deposition-05042010.php

Ignorant c*nt, lets start with the forum. Did you like getting an Indian call when you were whoring for male attention? I bet you did until it was over.

Lets discuss why you came here like a bat shit bitch screaming at everyone about your nubar. It’s not just any bra. You needed it for your discount bolt-on boobs for your career as a semi-pro whore. How's that working out for you?

Ignorant c*nt, give us an update on your current situation. Share all the juicy details about how you pissed your opportunities away. Rage about how you’re stuck in a meaningless life going nowhere. Inquiring minds want to know why you are such a miserably angry c*nt with every fucking person you come in contact with. C’mon, you wanted our attention -- you have it.

Poor ignorant c*nt pretending to laugh because she can‘t handle the truth. Every woman here knows EXACTLY what kind of a whore you really are. Make much money on the ho stroll hunny?

Poor ignorant c*nt thinks I'm a man. LMFAO!

kira did you know Jglad was a Dlister? Yep. You're a dumb twat.

So kira what kinds of drugs ruined your life?

Kira did you make your money back on your bad boob job yet?

Don't worry ignorant c*nt if you and your shitty boob job return there will be more to talk about. Get your rest. You'll need it f-cking random dick to pay your rent. The reason you love Lindsay is because you are a drug addict and bargain basement whore just like her. Next time let us know what you charge for blow jobs. Nighty nite!

Lindsay doesn't have too much screen time here. It's projected to do very well at the box office.

kira is a chunky stripper with cheap boobs. The kind of tramp who would wear 6126 whore couture.

The producers of Inferno have come up with a solid plan to make sure Lindsay Lohan is in fit condition for set each day. It's a simple and modest plan. Nothing out of the ordinary. It involves some monitoring. They are moving in with her.

Ignorant c*nt you must not make much money as a semi-pro whore because you can't tell the difference between men and women. Or is your confusion because you’re a switch hitter. Probably so. The women on this site loathe vicious little whores like you. Expect the same and more every time you return to shit stir. You have been doing this for years and your poor me I’m young bullshit doesn’t fly anymore. You want attention we will give you attention.

Kira did you get the f*ck me hard D tits for your job?

I wish someone would film a story about Jessica Hahn. That would be an interesting story at least and Lindsay would be perfect for the role.

Go to sleep kira. You need your energy to give blow jobs to pay back the student loan you blew on booze and drugs.

Boy pretty good. These guys suing Lindsay just because they got hijacked in their vehicles. It is a well-known fact that riding in a vehicle with Lindsay Lohan is extremely safe and the odds of getting out of that car alive increase dramatically once Lindsay has schwilled afew drinks in the previous 20 or 30 minutes.

Kira I heard your a squat Mexican. Did you really try to pass yourself off as Effy?

Kira you are a semi-pro whore with a shitty boob job. You blew your student loan on booze and drugs. No wonder you love Lindsay. You are both dumb twats.

So kira how much do you charge for blow jobs? Vag? Anal? Is it dinner? Help with rent? Clothes? Or cash?

Kira are you strictly dickly or a carpet muncher as well?

I wishh they would do re-make of Throw Momma From The Train with Dina as momma.

How long have you been a stripper, kira?

Kira can’t tear herself away from this site. The whore is also an attention whore.

From the Brangelina Thread

January 28, 2010 6:32 PM
Posted by: Dr.Oz

@6:08, I hear she is really an overweight, twenty-something, unemployed, college drop out, Puerto Rican woman. She screwed up her financial aid money by flittering it away on drugs and parties. Now she can't get anymore government financial monies so she is constantly angry. She was diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder/mild Schizophrenia and lashes out because she has destroyed her own life. She is doomed to a less than mediocre life of poverty and despair because she knows her life will never get any better.

Thanks Dr. Oz!

Now THAT was fun!

Duh! Lindsay is the one that was kidnapped. Those horrible young men made Lindsay drive their SUV. They also forced that poor scared child to use drugs. Lindsay is 100% INNOCENT and anyone who says otherwise is a DIRTY LOWDOWN TURD MONKEY!

Dina will be involved in this new film. She will show Lindsay everything she knows. Awww, what a good mom.

So many many comments about beautifull Lindsay every single day. This tells a lot.
Stay always strong,happy, keep away from your life people that make you miserable and keep only those that love you for what you really are and not for what they want you to be.
Mrs Dina, never forget you have the most precious gift in the world, your kids and never loose your selfconfidence.Always support you.

My bad Kira. Your chunky Puerto Rican stripper with fake boobs. Being broke and having BPD and mild Schizophrenia explains a lot about your crazy ass though.

10:39:)

What kind of psychiatric drugs do you take, kira? Have you ever been locked in a psych ward?

Is maria one of the voices in kira's schizophrenic mind???

@10:39, 1 bitch isn't laughing anymore.

Was it fun for you Kira? No? Now you know how we feel when you come here with your bullshit.

Myself personally, I am really hoping that car jacking scenes will be featured in Inferno because I feel like people, especially kids, need to have an experienced and responsible adult properly demonstrate how that stuff works, THE RIGHT WAY.

From the Brangelina Thread

January 28, 2010 6:32 PM
Posted by: Dr.Oz

@6:08, I hear she is really an overweight, twenty-something, unemployed, college drop out, Puerto Rican woman. She screwed up her financial aid money by flittering it away on drugs and parties. Now she can't get anymore government financial monies so she is constantly angry. She was diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder/mild Schizophrenia and lashes out because she has destroyed her own life. She is doomed to a less than mediocre life of poverty and despair because she knows her life will never get any better.

Come on Kira how long have you been a stripper?

A half-assed college admitted someone with her atrocious spelling and grammar? Wow.

What did you tell us, kira? Oh yeah, I. don’t. care. about. collateral. damage. Funny we don't care about you either.

Kira's an insane, angry, bisexual.

Come on kira. What kind of psychiatric drugs do you take? Have you ever been locked in a psych ward? How long were you there?

Kira how much money did you blow on booze and drugs?

Kira trust me NO MAN would want to touch you unless they didn't have a better choice.

Soooo whatever happened to that foul mouthed fudge packing fatso Jglad?

The good news: Lindsay will be making money from this new film. The bad news: The payment from this new film will be made directly to Visa/Mastercard to cover her shopping debt.

Are you getting enough attention, kira? That’s what you want when you shit stir here.

Thanks kira. We knew you were a broke, insane whore. We guessed you were an angry bisexual. It explains your hatred of men.

10:06 I don't know what happened to Jglad but I'm glad that bitch is gone. If kira bitch would join her that would be fan-fucking-tastic!

JGLAD DIED OF BOVINE HERPES AND ANAL CANCER LIKE TWO YEARS AGO OR SOMETHING..

So kira IS kimmerly! And the clit licker on these stories. I KNEW it!

Kira how do you make money with your fake boobs?

Oh that's why kira loves Jolie. She was a drug addict and is a bisexual.

Oh my god 11:13-2 LOL!

@11:15 Kira, you still have some of the stolen student loan money? Or are you making money from being a whore still?

Lindsay baby you look so healthy and youthful. Keep up the good work honey child.

what is your F^CKING POINT?

Check out the arrow! Uh huh.

@11:17 ummm kira you dumb bitch who do you think told us about your shitty boob job?

Kira was the one writing holier than thou and you’re alone.

11:19 And a whole hellva lot more! LOL

Hey Kira, did you know CC was in hushmail with AM at the same time she was in hushmail with you? LMFAO

kira there isn’t one thing you have said about yourself or anyone here in hush mail that wasn’t shared with everyone. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

So kira has been here all along bashing posters from the sidelines. Stupid bitch.

The anal cancer I can understand what with all the hardcore fudgepackery but I wonder how Jglad contracted bovine herpes...

Kira I don’t hate Lindsay but I DESPISE you.

11:28 Too much time on Britney Spears. The mad cow was contagious!

Those two dumb bitches loved playing games here They are both failures at life.

Hey Kira you won't be smiling when the rest comes out. You are such a dumb twat. Pop your glock shithead!

Come one kira. Tell us how you whore yourself for money.

FYI Kira, silicone can leak and rot what's left of your insane brain.

Omfg imagine what kira does to her COUGH imaginary friends!

Ignorant c*nt if you think you can do this shit to us for YEARS and get away with it you are soooo fucking wrong. You come here shit stirring and looking for attention. Well guess what NOW you have our attention! Suck it up or fucking leave!

Kira tell us where you get the money!!!

I'm just supposed to sit here?

Isn't that what you've been doing for years? Sitting here bashing us like the vicious bitch you truly are! Well payback is a bitch - BITCH!

Come on kira!!! What kind of psychiatric drugs do you take? Have you ever been locked in a psych ward? I want details!!!

LIARS!!!!!

JGLAD IS ALIVE B*TCH HOLES!!!!!

SHE'S STILL BLUFFIN' WITH HER FUDGE MUFFIN!!!!!

Kira don’t count on leaving tonight then sneaking back onto this site tomorrow. Wherever you come here shit stirring and begging for our attention we will give you attention. Lots and lots of attention.

C'mon kira lets hear you laugh again.

Kira how long did you think decent women would put up with shit from a whore like you? Huh?

Is Lindsay doing a remake of Deep Throat or what?

Walk ignorant c*nt and stay gone. If you come back we will be here and this won’t be over!

Don't forget to take your DRUGS kira!!!

loves me some lohan;p

I can't stand that insane bitch!

Kira dream you're licking herpes infested clit and pretend someone loves you.

Where's Ali????
OMG who's looking after Ali????

I loved when she said she was "half gay" LOL

I think she was locked in a psych ward.

Rumor has it JGlad bluffed Kira with her rancid herp riddled fudge muffin.

12:02 LOL no doubt! I heard she was into peanut butter too. Anyhow, if that vicious bitch comes back for more attention this will get much nastier.

SEE THE INSANE TWAT NEVER LEAVES AND SHE'S LOADED WITH PSYCH MEDS!!! LMFAO!!!

(Cough) talking the name of an insane whore...kira...kira...kira...kira...KIRA!!! LMAO!!!

Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving. Blah, blah, blah! Get the f*ck over yourself and leave you ignorant c*nt!

LOL Dlisted only turned her half gay!

Kira I’m surprised you didn’t stay at Dlisted. You'd fit in with the other *half gay* escapees from the asylum.

From the Brangelina Thread

January 28, 2010 6:32 PM
Posted by: Dr.Oz

@6:08, I hear she is really an overweight, twenty-something, unemployed, college drop out, Puerto Rican woman. She screwed up her financial aid money by flittering it away on drugs and parties. Now she can't get anymore government financial monies so she is constantly angry. She was diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder/mild Schizophrenia and lashes out because she has destroyed her own life. She is doomed to a less than mediocre life of poverty and despair because she knows her life will never get any better.

Kira is THEE Lindsay Lohan fan. A bisexual, drug addict, thief and bat shit crazy!

Go to sleep crazy whore and pay back the money you stole.

Buh-bye k-k-k-kimmerley, I mean kira. Take your druuuuuuuuugs!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

"Any roles available in Deep Throat for Ali?"

kira - "I always lie"

Just like Lindsay.

Yeah, towel girl.

I really wish you people had kept that asshole over there.

*waving at kira* *go to sleep you dumb twat*

F*ck all you nigs on here.

Lindsay is the best!!!! So don't hate!

UPDATE YER SH*T DOUCHE17 THIS POST IS OLD!

The ignorant c*unt thinks she's gangsta! LMFAO!

Kira why don’t you rub one off and pretend it’s someone else’s hand. God know nobody would want to touch an insane bitch like you.

MRod and SamRo used to bump nasties.

kira you will see everything on this thread and more if you come back to shit stir and bash us from the sidelines. We promise to give you all the attention you crave from us.

LOL she's Andy too!

I love Lindsay’s meat flaps! Yummy!

THAT SLY FOX LINDSAY LOHAN STOLE HER GRANNY'S DENTURES TO COVER UP HER METH MOUTH!

Kira is Maria maybe? Just wondering....

Kira is definitely maria. Andy is a given because of the stupidity and she hates BJS. She uses kimmerly to bait poster on BJS. The names don't matter. Her stupidity shines through her anon posts.

Whatever whatever I do what I want so don't hate me because you are ugly.

Oopsy daisy I soiled my new trouser pants.

Pseudo bad ass gangsta girl is going to pop her glock! LMFAO!

Kira how many voices do you have in your schizoid brain? 5? 10? More? What type of drugs do you take for your insanity?

Uugghh now Michael is threatening to release his and Dina's sex tapes.

You all are a bunch of hood rat hoes so deal with it!

Poor Andy can barely breathe up kira's ass!

I hope Lindsay flashes her freckled cooch in Deep Throat.

Lick my tit!

I love Lindsay Lohan. I'm a lying thieving, drug addict, bisexual whore and I’m insane too!

Why are Lindsay's hands and face so puffy? Pregnant? Diabetes?

Thanks for outing yourself as Andy you ignorant c*nt! Take your drugs!

Lindsay is a beautiful woman inside and out why can’t you all see that.

I have a schizoid brain. I’m kira, maria, kimmerly, Andy, Anon and a bunch of other bullshit names. I have been stalking posters on X17 for more than 2 years. Everyone hates me because I'm a vicious c*unt. I’m a complete failure at life.

This movie looks so lame DeNiro's star sure has fallen.

I'm half gay. I don't know what to do with dick or clit because nobody offers me any.

Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end. Blah, blah, blah! Get the f*ck over yourself you ignorant c*nt!

I’m not on drugs but I bet you hit the pipe every night.

Geez if Kira, I mean Andy think she's a beautiful woman inside she must be a really ugly skank with jacked up fake boobs.

Don't forget your Jglad and Rasputin's Liver "personalities" kira or should I say Brian Llewelyn!

Help me Lilo! I need druuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs!!!

My boobs are real and they are fabulous!!!!!

From the Brangelina Thread

January 28, 2010 6:32 PM
Posted by: Dr.Oz

@6:08, I hear she is really an overweight, twenty-something, unemployed, college drop out, Puerto Rican woman. She screwed up her financial aid money by flittering it away on drugs and parties. Now she can't get anymore government financial monies so she is constantly angry. She was diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder/mild Schizophrenia and lashes out because she has destroyed her own life. She is doomed to a less than mediocre life of poverty and despair because she knows her life will never get any better.

How much money did you steal Kira? Did you use it to pay for your fake tits?

12:52, YOUR stupidity is awsome. I am still laughing with your coclusions.

I’m going to bed now talk to you losers tomorrow!

1:07 OMFG! She's really insane!

I’m going to bed now talk to you losers tomorrow!

Look at me ! Look at Me! I’m kira! I love Lindsay Lohan! I'm a lying thieving, drug addict, bisexual whore! I’m insane! I have a schizoid brain! I’m kira, maria, kimmerly, Andy, Anon and a bunch of other bullshit names! I have been stalking posters on X17 for more than 2 years! Everyone hates me because I'm a vicious c*unt. I’m a complete failure at life! I need drugs! Lots and lots and lots of drugs!

Ta ta Andy, I mean kira c*nt!

Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end. Blah, blah, blah! Be back tomorrow because I'm an ignorant c*nt and a complete failure with no fucking life!

LOL I love when the drug addled, insane whore kira pretends to laugh! She keeps saying she's leaving but never does. Her mind is totally warped!

Kira you are a liar and a criminal. Pay back the student loan money you stole for booze and drugs. The party's over. Get some sleep hook.

Kira get lip injections for blow jobs and munching twat. Sleazy guys and lesbos like that in whores like you.

Yeah stripping is hard work LMAO!

Did Paris, Britney and Lindsay flashing their nasty twats turn you half gay, kira?

kira there is no such thing as half gay. You’re either straight or a bi-twat.

I remember seeing the Brian Llewelyn name in the archives. Weren’t they obsessed with the color yellow or something like that?

I have to ask. Was AM bi b*be? I can't even post the name because it's banned.

May 6, 2010 1:11 AM
Posted by: maria
12:52, YOUR stupidity is awsome. I am still laughing with your coclusions.

May 6, 2010 1:11 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
I’m going to bed now talk to you losers tomorrow!

May 6, 2010 1:12 AM
Posted by: Andy
I’m going to bed now talk to you losers tomorrow!


Take your drugs you ignorant c*unt and for f-ck sake learn how to spell!

Grab a CLUE kira!

Goodnight to your Rebecca alter too!

Jesus Christ you are an ignorant c*unt!

Considering the humiliating nature of scenes that will no doubt be involved if Tyler Shields films this movie, I think I would have to say that the milkshake making thing is probably better.

kira your reign of terror on this board is over. Test our collective resolve and we can do this every night.

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He’s a still photographer. They asked him to do the promos for her skin flick.

Will there be glass throwing scenes. I hope there will be and I also hope the producers are up for the challenge of dealing with Lindsays emotional rollercoasters because their going to be ducking alot of Vodka filled glasses. The girl's a thrower.

Poor kira. I don’t think she’d know a prick if she was deep throating one.

I hope nobody on the set looks like Dina. Lindsay's a mummy face puncher!

Will there be Vodka glass-throwing scenes in this? I hope the producers are good at dodging emotion-fueled rollercoaster rides occasioned by hurling of inanimate objects.

You should write the script. Violent temper tantrums are her trademark.

A vicious Canadian bitch helped stab another vicious Canadian bitch in the back. Love it!

Shhhh! I'm Effy.

What cue will work best to help Lindsay "act" angry in a way that is convincing to the audience in this film?

a.) tell Lindsay Sam has moved on and she should too;

b.) tell Lindsay she needs rehab;

c.) present the updated list of clubs she isn't allowed in;

d.) deny Lindsay free clothes

E. All of the above

Cunnilingus, Canadian psychiatry and insane stalker bitches using hush mail brought us to this. Oh well.

10:55 Myself personally, I am really hoping that car jacking scenes will be featured in Inferno because I feel like people, especially kids, need to have an experienced and responsible adult properly demonstrate how that stuff works, THE RIGHT WAY.

That was great. I’m sorry it was lost in the fuss.

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Be back tomorrow because I'm an ignorant c*nt and a complete failure with no fucking life!

Concerned non-enabling friend:"Lindsay I think you might have a problem".

Lindsay Lohan response to concerned non-enabling friend: "You are being negative. Get out, get the f*uck out right now!!!!"

Lindsay Lohan summons money hunrgy enabler mother and says: "Mommy the bad people are saying bad things to me. Bad bad things like 'Lindsay we think it might be time to lose the pills and booze because we don't wanna see you freak out anymore and the world is laughing at you when you fall over a cactus'. Make them stop it. Make them stop or I will punch you in the face."

Dina Lohan (enabler): "Lindsay, honey you you are fine everything is fine, and I'm sending Ali to your place to stay more often. Let's go out for drinks til 5AM because you have a deposition tomorrow".

Lindsay Lohan: "Where are my pills, I wanna be ready for that".

Dina Lohan: "Here, hey wait gimme afew of those. We can wash them down with drinks at the bar".

ok, little wing

May 6, 2010 12:39 AM
Posted by: Andy
F*ck all you nigs on here.

May 6, 2010 12:56 AM
Posted by: Andy
You all are a bunch of hood rat hoes so deal with it!

Typical racist, wannabe gangsta, kira.

C said she was a racist pig.

Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end, goodnight for the last time. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end, goodnight for the last time. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end, goodnight for the last time. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end, goodnight for the last time. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end, goodnight for the last time. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end, goodnight for the last time. Blah, blah, blah! Goodbye, I’m walking, bye now, I’m leaving, the end, goodnight for the last time. Blah, blah, blah! Be back tomorrow because I'm an ignorant c*nt and a complete failure with no fucking life! Help me! I'm insane!

LOLing at 3:06!

Michelle Rodriguez looks so hot, better than Lindsay and Jessica.

Jessica Alba looks ridiculous in this role, not credible at all. Jessica is not strong enough for this character. And is fun to see Lindsay as a nun, good surprise! but the one female who really owns this movie is Michelle Rodriguez, she looks very strong, and believable in this character...

This movie doesn't appeal to me, seeing a guy blading, cutting people's face is NOT for me. I might just watch it free online. Not worth spending my money to see it in the big screen.

7;17 those who are pushing that law in arizona '[will suffer a political back lash .....
like arizona ,,,. tourism IS
as it is businesses is low right now .
i mean no one wants to live there 'or even visit that desert [[[ there is nothing new & exiting there ]]]

this law will divide that community even more ''
thank you for giving me one more reason not to go there ''
not even to baseball game any more you can have your nothing state ,,with out my money
is all one big empty full of nothing
enjoy

hahah they didn't even put Electra on the film. She is an unknown who is acting like she has a crush on Lindsay, and flirts with Lindsay on twitter so if LIndsay falls in her tramp and goes out with Electra, then Electra will become famous.

Electra is so hungry for fame and the closest ticket to fame is to be Lindsay's girlfriend, so Electra is trying her best to land lindsay as a girlfriend. Hope this user Electra won't succeed!

"I'll skim through this movie for free online to laugh at Lilo's threesome scene"

The law in Arizona should be done in the others States as well. I'm tired of this illegal aliens that don't pay taxes, and send their money to their families overseas. But, when they get sick or have a baby, all their hospital bills are being covered with tax payers money. Is not fare!

Let's take care of our own people first, give those jobs the immigrant aliens had to young teenagers who are eager to work and make some money.

I live in New York and all these aliens when the subway doors opens they all run inside like animals to get a seat in the train. Some of them they even put their hands or bags saving seats for their friends... so you will always see immigrant aliens sitting and all the white people or people who look legal standing up.... grrrr... grr...

6;50 first of all '
your own ppl don't want to work the fields in arizona or any other state
2nd
YOU NEED TO EDUCATE NEW YORK IS small state
is not the whole country

if your inn the states you are tax payer '']]]]]]]]

3erd
ITS THE CORPORATIONS DUMPING ''''THE BILL ON THE TAX PAYERS FOR MEDICAL COST
not the people


IF I HIRE AN ILEGAL ALIEN I DON'T HAVE TO PAY
MEDICAL
OR WORKSMEN COMP '''''GET PIC ???

The Arizona law gives the police the right to stop and/or harass anyone.
It is an extreme reaction, giving away Constitutional rights, to an untoleratable situation.

do you think mexican dentist or doctor or powerful broker is gonna want to spend in arizona ????
oh yeah they are starving & dying to come here too right ???

90% of immigrant aliens who are coming to the USA, don't have education, or haven't even finish high school in their own countries, so that's why they come here and do all these odd jobs. They don't have nothing to lose, but to earn tax free money.

If they get sick because they don't have a real social security, there is not way of tracking them. They give the hospitals fake name, fake address... so somebody has to pay for the doctor's time, medication, etc... and is taxpayers money that covers the immigrant aliens shady actions. Enough is enough... wake up people!

baby almost 80 % of nogales arizona business
comes from mexicans that come here to do their shopping ''on the dayly basis
[[[THEY ARE NOT ILEGAL'S ]]]
'from the other side doe's that means they are here ''to rob you ???
i feel sorry for that community IN NOGALES their business will suffer '''
AND YES I HAVE FAMILY IN THOSE 2 SIDES OF THE FENCE IN NOGALES ARIZONA AND SONORA

7;32 THE blaming game is old news and the corporations are the ones who are smiling all the way to the bank .with your pension in wall st & they skip the medical bills
dumping all of it on tax payer
7;32 YOUR CLUELESS

Maybe, mexicans or people from other countries shop in Arizona because of the proximity with Mexico, but that's not the case in other states.

Over here most of them go to churches and get free clothes, and other stuff.

I, personally, have heard them in group making fun of americans who pay taxes for their houses, and the taxes that gets taken out of their checks... even lol and making fun of the law. They're so happy when they talk about how easy is for them to go to a hospital and get all the services under fake names, and address. THey take pride on their shady actions and are always saying american / gringos are stupid for allowing this to happen.

And, yes I feel they rob me... because they take a lot of deductions and taxes out my pay check to cover all these immigrants shady actions... is not fare.

If they want to stay, so be it but they should be paying taxes too, and no getting anything free...and the people who doesn't fit the requirements to stay and work in this country should leave.

7:41 You were doing so well voicing your opinion but what a turn off to call somebody Clueless, just because their opinion is different than yours... anyways, I'm out to work now....

7;51 to many words to say so lil i thought you were educated on the subject
sorry dear ''
NOGALES IS SMALL EXAMPLE AND NOTHING is free here in this country
god sweetheart, you come across like your on medication
[let me help you out ]
tijuana mex is biggest BORDER CROSSING INN THE WORLD ...
do you think it got to be that big by PPL COMING HERE TO GET FREE CLOTHING ??
from the church ???
and please if your butt hurt get over it......
we have an african american as president
for reason get pic??

7;57 if person is oblivious & delusional on particular subject what do you call that '''''

you call them clueless

Cool!

Interesting political banter about Arizona but I prefer to avoid these kinds of discussions online!

Why are there lots of comments on this page? I guess there are lots of haters, looser, jealous here for my older sister, Lindsay Lohan

"I'm half gay for pay"

COOOOOOOOOOOOL

Rollin in scented with fruit and High-end automotive... ok, That's an aphrodisiac. (well almost I smell like dead daddy)